CRUEL MUSIC

Jeepers Creepers!

2012-01-13T08:42:00.002-05:00

Meet the new Fewget family vehicle!

Oh, and Happy New Year from all of ours to all of yours.

Drunk Santa!

2011-12-15T14:50:00.004-05:00

This is Earl, That Old Drunk Man's BFF.

2011-12-09T09:13:00.004-05:00

Well, it's Christmas time again, and that could mean only one thing -- It's time for our somewhat annual Karaoke album! Know a song you'd love to hear us sing? Email any suggestions to: sandman1975@hotmail.com. Hey, it's fun!

Mall Markey!

2011-12-01T23:44:00.003-05:00

In Duh Studio!

2011-11-03T13:48:00.002-05:00

Hey, hey! The Cruel Music studio is finally operational! The last segment of the new WDN CD, "Trick Or Treat," was recorded in the studio. It's the first time anything has been recorded in there since March 2009. Pretty historic stuff! That means that we should be putting out some better quality recordings now. The two and a half year Cruel Music slump has ended!

In Duh House!

2011-10-31T00:25:00.002-05:00

I'm getting lazy again... Well... I'm too busy to be lazy right now! Umm... By the way, we finally got moved in to our new house on Wednesday, October 19th. On Thursday, October 20th we bought two goldfish. On Saturday, October 22 the driver's side door fell off my Mustang. On Saturday, October 29th we had our first frost of the year. And, later on today, Monday, October 31, we'll be taking Brandon out trick or treating for his second time. He's going to be a penguin. Pictures of all this stuff will be coming soon, I suppose...

The Cruel Music wheels are still turning. They're turning slowly these days, but they are turning. Maybe I could put some WD40 on that? Hopefully, the 81st WDN album will be completed sometime today. It's a big Halloween spectacular whoop-tee-do!

Decoded: Baby Talk

2011-10-08T08:59:00.006-05:00

Brandon has his own language. I've been trying to translate some of the stuff he's saying, so I'll know what he's talking about. Here's what I have so far:

Tee Tee Tah Tum = Turn the TV on.
Bee = Brush your teeth.
Mmmaw Markey = Walmart (Note: This word is sometimes prounounced "Mmmaw Mart Sar")
Mum mum = I'm hungry!
Da Da Da! = I found this thing in the floor. Take it, please.

That Old Drunk Man

2011-09-26T07:54:00.003-05:00

Joyce Gail, Her Boyfriend, And Bicycles

2011-09-18T09:12:00.004-05:00

Chicken George!

2011-09-18T08:32:00.004-05:00

I think he was trying to steal these people's garbage can a few minutes later...

Stuck!!!

2011-08-31T09:57:00.006-05:00

So, Brandon plays this game, where he gets himself wedged between the wall and the bed, and he yells, "Stuck!"

I saw this at the floodwall in town, the other day, and I couldn't resist.

And, then...

Houston, We Have Furniture!

2011-08-24T14:57:00.002-05:00

I would have never imagined that there was so much work involved in buying/moving into a double-wide trailer! I thought they'd just slap the trailers together, and we'd be good to go. Nope. We had to do all the plumbing, clean up the trailer crew's mess, wait for them to come back and fix things, clean up more messes, wait for the skirting to come in, clean up more messes, wait for the air conditioner to come in, do some more cleaning, and, finally, wait for the furniture to get here. The furniture came in today! I didn't get to take pictures of it yet, so you'll just have to take my word for it. Well... Okay... You talked me into it. I'll post pictures soon.

In other news, the "Man" family painted their house again! I mentioned on the old web site that they paint their house about 3 or 4 times a year. It has been yellow trimmed in green for a cople years now. They finally got back in the habit of painting it again a few days ago. It's now tan trimmed in brown.

Cruel Music is still hybernating. It's starting to wake up, though. I have several projects in the works... If I could only get time to work on the works... It shouldn't be much longer though. Sit tight. It'll be worth the wait, I promise!

Brandon Vs. The Camera

2011-08-21T01:28:00.001-05:00

Hi...

2011-07-28T08:20:00.002-05:00

Dude, I've TOTALLY not been updating my blog! What's wrong with me?! Well... I've been busy! So now! I've had a few things holding me back. Some are Cruel Music related, and some are not. Most notably... We bought a new double-wide trailer back in June! We've been homeless for over two years since the fire. The explosion was finally determined to not be the gas company's fault, so we figured it'd be safe to go back up on our land, and that's what we're going to do. We bought the trailer almost two months ago, and it's been sitting on our land for a month, but we're not living in it yet. Turns out there's a lot of work involved in preparing a double-wide trailer for living conditions. My dad has been doing the plumbing work for us. He came out of retirement for one last job. He's still got a few more things here and there to tie up with the plumbing, and then all we'll need is the heat pump, skirting, and steps to be delivered. It shouldn't be much longer!

Current Events

2011-06-09T01:12:00.002-05:00

2011

2011-04-19T02:18:00.004-05:00

I haven't really posted anything on here for a while. Maybe I'm lazy. Maybe I'm busy. It's according to who you ask, and what day it is. Brandon hit his "terrible two's" the day after he turned one year old. That's been a blast. Honestly... No, really! Who wouldn't love a toddler screaming for no reason at all for 20 hours a day? And, it's really cool, too, because he's still up 'till 4:00 every night. Constantly breaking stuff, climbing, and... Did I mention CONSTANTLY SCREAMING?

I'm addicted to "Red Dead Redemption." What little free time I do get is going toward that game. It's great. I'm kinda like a slacker, teenager all over again!

Ummm... What else have I not been writing about? Oh, there's the fact that one of the store managers hates me, and we fight every time we get around each other. That's fun, right?

Still house hunting, after two years. That's not been going so good, either. We found out this past Friday that the bank is the devil. We thought we finally found a place, and the bank turned us down.

Cruel Music? Well, believe it, or not, I'm actually finding time to work on that, too. I'm not being completely lazy in 2011. I've still managed to record a couple new WDN albums. I thought it was about that time, since WDN was silent in 2010. I've been working on some stuff with Brandon. It'll eventually surface as the new Ultrapoop album. There's a new compilation in the works, too. I was hoping to have it done in April, but that's looking a little questionable now. I'm always working on digitally remastering Cruel Music classics. There will probably be some sort of compilation coming out of that mess soon, too. I'm going to do another musical biography-type thing sometime this year, too. The first one was, surprisingly, quite a hit. I'm working on a new band's debut album, too. More on that some other time...

Talkin' On The Phone, 3-28-11.

2011-03-31T00:28:00.003-05:00

2011-03-26T20:16:00.002-05:00

EXCLUSIVE! Antiseptic Anxiety Performance

2011-02-27T10:33:00.002-05:00

January Joyce Gail Sighting

2011-02-27T10:29:00.002-05:00

That Old Drunk Man And Earl

2011-02-27T10:21:00.002-05:00

Hobo Captured On Tape!

2011-02-24T22:18:00.002-05:00

3 Santas Press Release

2010-12-28T01:21:00.003-05:00

Keeping with the Cruel Music Christmas Karaoke tradition, which started way back in 1993, 3 Santas released their fourth karaoke album on December 23. The album is a departure from the band's previous three releases. It does not feature any Christmas songs. Though this may come as a surprise to their fans, the band did not have any other choice, because they have covered every Christmas song known to man. The thirteen songs featured on their new album, "Karaoke For The Masses," is the result of a poll from this very website a few months ago called "What songs would you like 3 Santas to record?" Strangely enough, there were a lot of votes for Elvis songs. Keep an eye on your mailbox, because the new 3 Santas album will be shipping this week.

merry CHRIST mas!

2010-12-25T00:51:00.000-05:00

Hey, Merry Christmas from all of our's to all of your's!

Brandon's First Encounter With Santa

2010-12-17T02:52:00.002-05:00

Santa looks like he's afraid of him!

Brandon's Favorite Commercial

2010-12-17T02:39:00.003-05:00

All Is Calm, All Is Bright

2010-12-10T02:46:00.003-05:00

I've not been getting online much these days. It's not just a lack of posting on the blog. I've been busy being a daddy, and doing daddy things. Don't be fooled, though. I've been recording music. Yeah, actual, real music! Here's the lo-down:
Newly released, as of 11-28-10 - "The Life And Times Of Junebugg Fewget."
Coming very soon - 3 Santas' fourth album (No title as of yet).
Hopefully before the end of the year - New WDN stuff.
Early 2011 - New Ultrapoop.
I've been juggling three or four projects at a time for the better part of the year.

Hey, while I'm thinking about it, hello to all of our friends in Russia and Greece. HELLO, RUSSIA! HELLO, GREECE! Yeah, seriously. Turns out the Cruel Music has a fan base over there. Who would've thunk it?! It's true, though. My blogspot.com dashboard stats thingy told me so a couple weeks ago.

Brandon's First Time Riding Horsey

2010-11-23T14:19:00.002-05:00

Future Drummer!

2010-11-15T21:25:00.002-05:00

Buckethead!

2010-10-21T08:38:00.003-05:00

Signs Of Life

2010-10-09T02:02:00.002-05:00

I've been tied up with learning how to be a daddy these last few months. But, Cruel Music's vacation is finally over. I've actually been recording new stuff! The Coffee Quarters' debut album, "2012" was released to the masses a couple days ago. If you haven't heard it yet, you should. It just might save your life! The Coffee Quarters was formed in 1994, and it took them 16 years to record anything. The band is confident that after that little ice-breaker that it will record stuff on a more regular basis now. Also in the works for Cruel Music are new albums by Junebugg Fewget, Ultrapoop, the ever-present WDN, and 3 Santas (hey, we're well into the "ber" months now, so it's time to start getting ready for Christmas!). Watch this space...

15 Albums That Changed (Y)Our World

2010-09-26T20:56:00.000-05:00

The rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen albums you've heard that will always stick with you. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Tag fifteen friends, including me, because I'm interested in seeing what albums my friends choose. (To do this, go to your Notes tab on your profile page, paste rules in a new note, cast your fifteen picks, and tag people in the note--upper righthand side.)

1. Nirvana "Nevermind"
2. Guns N' Roses "Appetite For Destruction"
3. Metallica "Metallica"
4. The Beatles "Rubber Soul"
5. Pink Floyd "The Wall"
6. Elvis Presley "'56"
7. Motley Crue "Dr. Feelgood"
8. Def Leppard "Pyromania"
9. The Doors "The Doors"
10. Queens Of The Stone Age "Songs For The Deaf"
11. Nine Inch Nails "The Downward Spiral"
12. Pearl Jam "Vitalogy"
13. Faith No More "The Real Thing"
14. Aerosmith "Pump"
15. Tool "Lateralus"

Dayton Trip 2010

2010-09-21T18:42:00.008-05:00

Day One (Saturday, September 18, 2010)

We were planning on leaving around 12:00, but we were late, as usual. I think it was around 3:30 or 4 when we finally left Chatty. I wanted to take (the more scenic) Route 23, so I could take Denise and Brandon to see Yatesville Lake, near Louisa, KY, for their first time. After our 30-minute break we got back on 23, and were really close to Ashland, KY (our "halfway there marker") when, all of a sudden, a huge car wreck detoured us. We had to turn around, and go all the way back to Fort Gay, and go down Route 52 on the West Virginia side of the river... Delaying us for about an hour and a half! After putting a fussy baby to sleep, and changing four or five dirty diapers, and eating we made it to Dayton at about 11:45. We could have made it halfway to Alaska in that time!

Day Two

We bought this nifty little portable broadband modem for our new laptop (which we bought on September 15) at Radio Shack. Then, we went to Jack's Pet Shop. Brandon was scared to death of the cats and dogs there, but he loved the fish. We had to go to the next-door Walmart to buy a few things, and looked at some more fish in there (I'm planning on buying a big fish tank as soon as possible. I miss having fish!). We topped off the evening with a romantic dinner at Big Boy (Man, them hot fudge cakes is tasty!).

Day Three

We went to the HUGE Fairfield Commons Mall. We bought a few outfits for Brandon, went in a pet shop called "Fetch," looked at the funny stuff in Spencer's Gifts, and went to a cool hippy-trippy shop called "Nirvana." Then, we went back to our ever-present Walmart.

Day Four

Quiet day. We just sat around and took it easy, for the most part. We went to a park near Denise's mom's house. Brandon loves swings! And later on this day, September 21, Brandon learned how to crawl!

Day Five

We went to the Newport Aquarium in Newport, KY (right across the river from Cincinnati, OH). As much as Brandon loves swinging, he loves fishes even more! He kept slapping the tanks, and saying, "Fishes, fishes, fishes!" Afterward, we went in some little Newport shops. I got tons of candy in the candy shop, and one of the best ice cream cones I've ever had in my life at Cold Stone Creamery. OREO OVERLOAD!!! The drive back to Dayton was a pain! Rush hour...

Day Six

Stop filming me!

2010-09-12T00:16:00.002-05:00

I sent this one in to "America's Funniest Home Videos." Wish us luck!

George Jones Lookalike

2010-08-10T04:05:00.004-05:00

So, there's this guy that comes in the store all the time who looks EXACTLY like George Jones...

New Poopie

2010-08-10T03:59:00.001-05:00

Is there a difference between the word 'bestfriend' and 'friend'?

Yeah. One has "best" in front of it, and the other one doesn't.

Can you touch your toes?

When I feel toey, I do.

Do you take walks often?

Not often enough.

Is silence really golden?I've never seen it; I couldn't tell you.

Are you afraid to grow up?

Yes.

Who were you with last night?

Hey pal, you didn't see a thing!

Can you count past 100?

No, but I can say the alphabet up to "Q," and then I get stuck.

What language do you want to learn?

Whatever language that is that all of these foreign people call English. Maybe then I can understand them. Seriously, I saw this woman at the store today that is a doctor, and I know for a fact that she has lived here for at least 30 years, because I saw her at the hospital when I was little, and she STILL can't speak English!

Any upcoming vacations?

Yeah, we're getting ready to go to Vacationville in a few weeks.

Do you care what people think of you?

Maybe when I was, like, two.

Would you call yourself smart?

Yes. I'm a genius. I've forgotten more than most people will ever learn in a lifetime.

Do you like to read?

I'm illiterate.

Plans for tomorrow?

Remember that old 60's song "Sha Nah Nah You've Got To Live For Today?"

Other than that?

Excuse Me?

Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?

Both. I lost it, and then I forgot where I lost it.

Have you been to most of your friends houses?

No. They smell kinda weird.

Do you like our President?

I guess he's about as good a puppet as anyone.

Do you enjoy drama ? No, I prefer horror or comedy.

Brandon's River Dance Audition Tape

2010-08-10T03:26:00.002-05:00

August 10, 3:12am

2010-08-10T02:08:00.005-05:00

It shouldn't come as a surprise, but Brandon is still staying up till 4:00 every night / morning. He took a nap at 1am, like he does every night. He usually sleeps for 30 minutes, and wakes up. Tonight he slept longer. We got all excited, and thought that he was going to actually sleep the whole night this time, but he woke up at 2.

Today would have been my uncle "March"'s 73rd birthday. That's hard to imagine... He died when he was 62 years and 6 months old. My dad is 62 years and 11 months old. He's older than "March" now. That's hard to imagine, too... My dad has out-lived his brother... Barely.

"Live" picture of Brandon...

What he's thinking: "Ha, ha! I'm going to keep you guys up till 6:00 this time!"

July 2, 1991 - July 26, 2010

2010-07-26T11:12:00.000-05:00

Jonathan's New Trampoline

2010-07-18T08:04:00.002-05:00

Adult Survey

2010-06-08T11:57:00.000-05:00

An Adult QuizShare

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?! 'Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Told someone you loved them? Drank alcohol?' 38 questions for the people who are a little older...Tag me when you finish.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
All of them. People like money too much nowadays!

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Every dinner I eat is romantic.

3. What do you really want to be doing right now?
What ever I can possibly do other than get ready for work. That’s why I’m doing this survey. I’m avoiding getting ready for work.

4. How many colleges did you attend?
Two. Southern WV Community and Technical College, and Marshall University… A lot of good that did!

5. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it says Food City on it, and I have to be a good little subordinate sheep.

6. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Don’t get me started! Greed. Grrrrr!!!

7. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
The alarm didn’t go off, I’ll have you know!

8. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
“Man, I’m sleepy!”

9. Do you miss being a child?
In a way. If I knew now what I knew then…

10. What errand/chore do you despise?
I don’t have time to do errands and chores. I’m always at work!

11. Get up early or sleep in?
Neither.

12. Have you found real love yet?
I couldn’t find love, so love found me.

13. Favorite lunch meat?
Onion chips.

14. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Water. Lots and lots of water.

15. Beach or lake?
Beach. With less people.

16. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No, people still do it quite often.

17. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Neither . Too mainstream for me. Sorry.

18. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Humpty Dumpty.

19. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Is this a trick question? People have crashed into my car, and cut out in front of me, thus causing me to crash my car. As far as me crashing it all by myself, without any help? Nope.

20. Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No. It probably wouldn’t do any good anyway.

21. Ring tone?
Belltones?

22. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On the porch. I’m such a rebel!

23. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Van Nuys, just to see why nobody wants to die there for myself.

24. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career, please.

25. How old are you?
Too old to pay attention to ages anymore.

26. Do you have a go-to person?
No, but I have a Go-To place.

27. Are you where you want to be in life?
All except for the job thing.

28. Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
Tom and Jerry, mostly. Bugs Bunny to a lesser degree.

29. What about you do you think has changed the most?
My shyness thing isn’t really there anymore.

30. Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life?
No, they were the worse, hands down.

31. Are there times u still feel like a kid?
Only in spirit. The body is too broken down.

32. Did you ever own troll dolls?
Not really. Debra did, so they were in the house with me, but I didn’t own them.

33. Did you have a pager?
A what?!

34. Where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager?
The Fruit Market.

35. Were you the type of kid you would want your children to hang out with?
Yeah, I was a good kid. It was the other kids’ fault!

36. Who do you think impacted your life the most?
Mom.

37. Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you?
Smokey The Bear. He is a true American hero. {{Wipes away tears}}

38. Do you tell stories that start with “when I was your age”?
Not yet. Give me a couple more years.

Diary Picture Show

2010-05-25T23:03:00.004-05:00

The first picture is my brand new niece, Lindsey. She was born Friday, May 21st, and she weighed 6 pounds and 10 ounces. The other pictures are random shots of Brandon.

Stuff

2010-05-24T10:52:00.006-05:00

I think it's high time for an update, don't you? I'm still adjusting to my new life. I think I'm finally getting the hang of it now. For the longest time I was trying to figure out how to have "me time." I kept getting further and further behind on my little projects, and would still be bringing in new projects. After months of pondering, I've come to the conclusion that there is no "me time" anymore. It's all work, and all baby. The only way I can see that I'll ever have "me time" again is to eliminate work. The only way I'm going to be able to do that is to win the lottery, and that doesn't seem very likely since I rarely even play the lottery. So it looks like my music projects are just going to have to be left unfinished for a while. I hate going on hiatus. I was doing such a good job kicking out monthly Cruel Music CDs. It's going to be hard to get back in the swing of things now. Oh well...

Umm... I'm on a diet, I think. I've been 180 pounds for the last 7 years or so. With my lack of exercising, and my increase in chocolates I've found myself weighing 185 pounds all of a sudden. My nice, toned up belly is getting extremely flabby. Exercise is another thing that I need to figure into my ridiculous schedule.

Dad has not been doing so good. He sits around and cries a lot, and he hardly ever goes anywhere. I think Brandon is helping him. He does seem to be showing some signs of improvement. Now, if we could only get him to see a better doctor... He's about to have another stroke, but his doctor is retarded and can't see it.

Brandon... For the last couple months he's been keeping us up all night. He'd fight sleep as hard as he could, and wouldn't go to sleep until 4am every morning. For the last few nights he's been going to sleep at 2am. And, last night he fell asleep at 1am! I think we're finally getting him under control! Woo hoo! I got a full 8 hours of sleep for the first time in about five months last night!

Saw any good movies lately? That's another thing we haven't had time for. We managed to watch "Hot Tub Time Machine" last week. That was funny. I'm a big sucker for time travel, so when you mix comedy in with it, then I'm there, Dude!

Stone Temple Pilots' new CD comes out tomorrow. I'm really excited about that. It's been such a long time since any good rock music has come along.

My good friend of almost 19 years, Scruffy, is getting close to the end of her road. She's got tumors popping up all over her body, she's got arthritis in her hips, and now one of her front arms(?) is dislocated. She doesn't seem to be in any pain, which is weird. She's acting about like she always has. But, we're going to have to get her put to sleep in the next couple weeks. She's not in pain right now, but she will be soon, and I don't want her to go through that.

But anyway, if I've been out of touch lately I hope this clears things up a little. I can kinda see the light at the end of the tunnel, so it shouldn't be much longer. But I'm serious, all I do is work, eat, change a few diapers here and there, and sleep. I'm really tired of it. Does anyone know of any good work-at-home programs that actually work?

6am, May 13th

2010-05-13T05:09:00.002-05:00

Confused Bird (Nights 2 and 3)

2010-05-03T00:54:00.005-05:00

4-23-10:

and 5-1-10:

Stone Temple Pilots - Flashback

2010-04-30T10:23:00.001-05:00

And again, this is almost EXACTLY where I was sitting. Yes, it was cool.

Alice In Chains - Flashback

2010-04-29T21:37:00.003-05:00

This is almost EXACTLY where I was sitting. I didn't even see anyone filming around me.

Alice In Chains - Follow Up

2010-04-28T21:59:00.003-05:00

I guess they really did like the audience...

April 19, 2010

Hello!Mike, again, filling in for the "travelin" Baldy and I am here in the wonderful city of Huntington, West Virginia. I have been touring the world now for 22 years and was just trying to remember if I have ever been to the state of West Virginia. I mean surely I have been here before and I was racking my brain trying to scrape some sort of memory out. But I think all of the years of giving myself shaken baby syndrome every set has taken its toll. Not to mention the "extra stuff" from the early days... heh. So, anyway, I didn't have any idea what tonight was going to bring us. There have been concerts that stick out in my memory over the years. Some huge and some small. The ones that always "pop" for me are the ones where the audience is really lively and the energy level is high. We just played in Warsaw, Poland, and Prague CZ and I'll never forget the walls literally dripping with sweat. Those are the shows that we tend to throw a couple of more songs into the set at the end. I'd like to think it's sort of a bonus for you guys giving us that extra boost but the truth is, it's TOTALLY something we do just for US! It's selfish and self centered but god damn if we still don't think that sharing that feeling, with an audience that's really bringin' it, is the coolest feeling in the world. It's addicting in a way and after all this time, it warms my heart that we still get a pump outta playing our music for you. I'd be the first guy on a plane home if I ever thought that we were just going through the motions and not enjoying this. That is the most special part of our new journey for me. Traveling around the world with my best friends and still laughing and sharing our time on this planet. It's been a testament to our friendship that we still want to "make racket" for you guys. And against all odds, the good still far outweighs the negatives and I'm tellin' ya straight up, that the fans are at the center of it for us. Which brings me to Huntington, West Virginia... Only one term keeps popping up for me… HOLY ****!!! I never knew West Virginians were so crazy! It was by far one of the best crowds we have played in front of for years! No joke, I was simply blown away tonite. Nice work West VA. And thank you to the pretty girl in the front for showing me the underside of your shirt for the whole time. I'm not sure why you were doing that but... umm... the view from where I was standing was phenomenal!! Haha.

Thanks again,
Mike Inez

Confused Bird

2010-04-21T03:01:00.002-05:00

I was dozing off early for a change, and this bird woke me up... At 1:30 in the morning! Something scared it, and woke it up, and caused it to keep singing for a couple hours. Weird...

Alice In Chains!!!

2010-04-20T00:21:00.005-05:00

Hey there! Just got back from my 8th concert, Alice In Chains! Good times... The opening act was a bit of a surprise: Shooter Jennings(?!). I was expecting country or some sort of rock-a-billy stuff, but he (and his band) played hippy, trippy, psychedelic rock. I kinda liked it! I think I'm going to get their new CD, and try it on for size. They only played about four songs... Five at the most, and then curtains fell. A few minutes later the heart from "Black Gives Way To Blue" appeared on the curtain, and a few minutes after that it started "beating." Jerry Cantrell's shadow was the next thing to appear on the curtain, and he went into the opening riff of "All Secrets Known." Mike Inez's shadow came next, then Sean Kinney's, and then William Duvall was last. I didn't think it'd ever happen, but, after the first verse of the song, the curtain finally dropped. "It Ain't Like That" was the second song. There were a couple "Hello West Virginia"s from the band, and then one of my favorite songs, "Again," kicked in. There was some more audience interaction, and then "Check My Brain." Right around this time I noticed a lot of moshing going on down on the floor. I've never been to a concert that had moshing. This audience was lively. There was even some crowd surfing later on, which continued throughout the night. Jerry Cantrell noticed it, too. He said that "This is the best audience of the whole tour." "Them Bones," and two more of my favorites, "Dam That River" and "Rain When I Die." A roadie brought out an acoustic guitar on a stand, and William went over to it for "Your Decision." Next came "Got Me Wrong," "We Die Young," and "A Looking In View." Next, William said, "This is a song that, up until a couple nights ago, we haven't played live:" "Rotten Apple." Very cool! "Sickman," and "Grind," another one of my favorites! Jerry said, "This is a song that we haven't played for a while," "Heaven Beside You." This is the part of the show where I started looking around the audience, and seeing all the guys dancing with their girls. It made me miss Baby Girl more than ever! Then "Angry Chair," and "Man In The Box" closed out the first half of the show. The band took about a five-minute break, and came back out for an encore. William said something along the lines of "Thank you, West Virginia. We're really glad to see you. Since we appreciate you so much we're going to play a seven-minute-mellow-jam that we don't normally play for everyone else. This is called 'Acid Bubble.'" After the song Jerry said, "We've got to get back here again -- that's for sure!" Next was "Would?" and then the final song of the night was "Rooster." I can mark that off my bucket list now. I've seen Alice In Chains in concert!

Brandon's New Swing

2010-04-18T00:30:00.002-05:00

More Of Brandon's Werewolf Calls

2010-04-18T00:10:00.002-05:00

Brandon's Werewolf Call

2010-04-17T23:30:00.003-05:00

He just started doing this, all of a sudden, a few nights ago.

Did You Know?

2010-03-29T08:20:00.000-05:00

There's 998 shopping days 'til 12-21-12...

Hey

2010-03-02T07:43:00.004-05:00

How are you? I'm adjusting... Life is not the same without my mom in it with me... We've got the baby, though, and he's keeping me strong. I've still got that new dad smell! It's kinda hard sacrificing my sleep, but it's worth it. The baby is good. Denise is good. Life is good.

Dad is having a really hard time, but he's doing okay. Today is their anniversary. They would have been married 38 years today... I was buying that 32 inch flat screen TV this time last year. A lot has happened in a year...

I know what happened. Our house fire has been "under investigation" for 11 months, and they, supposedly, still don't have a cause for the explosion. But, I know. On the night of April 2, 2009 a wormhole opened up above our house. The force of the wormhole opening so close to physical objects caused an explosion, and simultaneously pulled me and Denise into an alternate universe. This universe isn't all that different from the one that we came from, but there are little differences here and there. For example, our neighbors are totally different. In our world our neighbors were rich, stuck-up, snobby, and constantly arguing amongst themselves. In this world they are loving and caring, and they adore us. In our world my mom was cancer free. In this world the cancer went to her brain and killed her. In our world we'd been trying to have a baby for a few months. In this world we got Brandon the first time we tried. And, I'm pretty sure our house is still standing in our world. It's just speculation, but I think the wormhole closed there as it pulled me and Denise through it, which spared the house from that horrible fire. I assume it got some structural damage, but nothing major. In this world we're still homeless, after 11 months! The economy wasn't all screwed up over there, either. We had $4 a gallon gas, but we had a good health care system... I'm on a quest of figuring out how to get back there. We'll take Brandon with us, of course. No offense... Your world is okay and all, but we don't belong here. Our world was a better place.

November 29, 1950 - February 13, 2010

2010-02-13T15:39:00.001-05:00

...And More

2010-02-05T13:53:00.002-05:00

More Brandon Pictures

2010-02-05T13:21:00.002-05:00

METAL!

A Few Of Many Brandon Pictures

2010-02-04T03:40:00.003-05:00

That Old Drunk Man!

2010-02-03T17:22:00.003-05:00

Meet Brandon!

2010-01-28T23:59:00.000-05:00

Born: 1-28-10
Weight: 9 pounds and 5 ounces!
Length: 21 inches.
Occupation: Future Rocker!
(More pix coming soon...)

Perhaps A Survey?

2010-01-25T01:26:00.000-05:00

Do you want to kiss someone specific right now?
Yes. Her name is Denise.

What is your opinion of school exactly?
It was a huge waste of time, and didn't help me accomplish anything in "the real world." And, the bullies there scarred me for life. So, yeah, I wasn't a big fan of school. College was fun, but also a waste of time.

Have you ever been stalked by anyone?
Yeah. Heh heh. It's kinda strange, and creepy... I guess that's why it's called stalking, though, huh?

What would happen if your best friend(s) dropped you?
I would probably cry for a bit, and be like, "Dude, why did you drop me like that?! Pick me back up!"

What are you having for dinner?
Turkey burgers. Good eatin.'

Do you know someone who is always hungry?
Not at the moment. Ask me again in about 4 weeks.

What do you think of scarves?
It's an irritating skin condition that is embarassing for some, but can be treated with creams such as Dermisil.

What about Ed Hardy?
Who the blue frig is Ed Hardy?! What about him?! What are you getting at?!

Can you count in spanish?
Si, Señor .

Are you comfortable walking down hallways full of people?
I've never been in such a hallway, but I don't see why I wouldn't be comfortable... Unless, like, the walls are caving in around us, or something stupid like that.

Have you bought new clothes lately?
Is April "lately?"

Who did you yell at yesterday and why?
My dad. He was being a butt with my mom.

What ad is on this page?
Something about diarrhea and crackers.

What is playing on your tv right now?
David Letterman.

What color are your nails?
The clear color.

If you could go on vacation for the next month to anywhere in the world with an unlimited budget, where would you go?
A place where Chevettes are still popular.

Did you forget anything today?
Like, every five minutes. I kid you not.

How often do you ignore the phone ringing?
Pretty much every time it rings. It's never for me anyway, so why bother answering it?!

Should you be planning for anyone's birthday?
Heh. Jonathan's.

Could you go a whole year without cursing?
Frig no! I probably could if I applied myself to do so, but I've never had the urge to fill out such an application.

What was the last compliment you received?
This dude at Dairy Queen said that I had nice shoulders, the other day.

What's your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
Brush my teeth.

Are all of your friends virgins?
Probably. They're weird...

What're you wearing right now?
Do you really want to know?

Do you want to see somebody right now?
The Sandman (I'm sleepy...).

When did you last check your phone?
I don't think I've ever checked a phone in my life. Is one *SUPPOSED* to check a phone? For what, like, to see if it's it's still breathing? I don't get it...

Do you have a camera?
Boy, do I ever!

Without saying names, whats one thing about the last person you kissed?
I love her more than life itself.

Don't tell me lies, have you been under the influence in the past 24 hours?
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."

Who was the last person you physically hit?
I don't know, but I'm going to be hitting my dad pretty soon, if he don't quit acting like a monkey.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
Things always change. Constantly. Forever.

Who was the last person you hugged other than family?
Probably Lou at work. She's a sweet old lady.

Last person you kissed on the lips said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
Ooooooo!!! Kissing on the *LIPS?!* Wow, that's serious!

Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Yeah, she's my soulmate.

Have you cried this past week?
Came close, but didn't.

Have you told anybody you loved them today and meant it?
So much.

Has the last person you kissed ever hurt you?
No, she's my soulmate.

Say your last ex walks up to you and hugs you, what do you say?
Beat her with a stick, and tell her to go away.

What does your twentieth text say?
It says, "I don't exist."

What does your last sent text say?
It says, "I don't have a texting machine.

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
She's laying across my back. I'm her couch.

Something you really want right now?
Sleeps. Lots of sleeps.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
My soulmate.

What is your favorite thing about being sick?
Nothing.

How many people can you trust with just about everything?
I can't count that low.

Do you think two people can last forever?
It's according to who the two people are. If they're not soul mates, then forget it.

Would it be weird if the last person you kissed called you?
Yeah, because she's sitting right here beside me. I'd be all like, "Dude, you're calling and you're sitting right here beside me!" And she'd be all like, "I know, Homey! Isn't that outrageous?!" And I'd be all like, "Totally!"

Will you regret your next kiss?
No. I brushed my teeth.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
The flying thing, hands down. A million bucks would only last so long, and then it'd be gone. You could fly forever once you learn how, and it'd never go away. Know what I'm sayin'?

Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
I tend to not allow people like that into my life anymore.

Is the person you last texted single?
Man, again with this "texting" thing! Am I the only person in the world who doesn't have a cell phone?! Am I the only person in the world with no desire to ever get one?!

do u miss an ex right now?
Like, throwing stuff at her? Throwing apples and things, and then missing, as in not hitting her with them? No. I'm not throwing anything at the moment.

do u think an ex still has feelings for u?
I think she finally got the point, and gave up.

Is It January Already?

2010-01-20T00:40:00.002-05:00

Umm... Happy New Year, I suppose. Sorry about the lack of activity. I have a good excuse...

Mom took a turn for the worse during the power outage (which ended up lasting, like, 5 or 6 days). She kept sleeping, and wouldn't wake up. An ambulance took her to the hospital, where we learned that she was bleeding on her brain. A few days later, it was determined that she has at least three tumors on her brain. The doctors said that there was nothing that they could do for her, and that she would die in 2 days to 2 weeks. All of this lovely news came right before Christmas, mind you, so it was not a good Christmas for us. She drifted in and out of this world for a few days, complete with angel sightings, and "the light." Her brain "forgot" how to let her swallow. She went for about a week without eating or drinking anything. She didn't know anyone. Then, on Christmas Day, I believe, as if someone turned on a switch, the bleeding on her brain stopped. She could swallow again, and was starting to stay awake more. We got our Christmas miracle. She hated the hospital, once she finally realized what was going on, and kept begging us to bring her home. The doctors finally agreed, and let her come home on New Year's Eve. She has been slowly improving ever since, much to the surprise of her doctors. Thanks for all the prayers! But, we still need more... Mom can eat good now. She can sit up on the edge of her bed without anyone holding her. She knows everyone (but she does still get a little mixed up sometimes). She can stand up for a couple minutes at a time now, and the nurses even had her walking on her walker yesteday! She has another doctor's appointment on the 28th. We're going to find out if the tumors are still there, and she's going to have her third hormone treatment (to strengthen her bones). She's doing a lot better for the moment. She still has a long way to go.

Our baby will be here in 2-4 weeks. Wow! We're soooo unprepared for it! We don't have a house (but we're getting close, I think). We've got to figure out a way to make this tiny bedroom big enough for three people. We've got to pack some clothes, and stuff. We've got to get his bed ready, etc... It's weird, because time has stood still for us ever since the fire. But, Brandon is not waiting. He's almost here.

Cruel Music is still running smoothly. There was a new WDN cd completed on December 30th. Do you have your copy yet? I've been digitally re-mastering some old, classic, crappy cassette tapes since then. I think "break time" is almost over, and it's about time to start on some new material. A concept album is up next... Big, mean, serious stuff... Ever since 2006, I've tried to do at least one Cruel Music release per month. I don't know if I'll keep that tradition for 2010, or not. I'm kinda leaning more toward taking my time with this concept album, and when it's done then it'll be done... That type of thing... But, then, that kinda scares me at the same time. What if I get lazy, like I always did between 2001 and 2006? Yeah... I don't know... Expect some new Cruel Music sometime toward the end of the month. Heh heh. A new Ultapoop CD is coming soon, too, by the way. The whole fire thing kinda set me back on that stuff...

A lot is going on. Hope all is well your way, wherever you may be.

...With Two Eyes Made Out Of Coats

2009-12-20T23:27:00.001-05:00

What To Do In A Power Outage...

2009-12-20T22:48:00.002-05:00

We got this huge snow storm that knocked out our electricity. Here's how I spent the last couple days...

Ramblings - December 2009 Edition

2009-12-14T01:53:00.003-05:00

Hey, how's it going? Merry Christmas to you, whoever you may be.

I keep trying to divide myself to be in four or five places at the same time. It's not working out so good. I'll figure it out one day... If only "Multiplicity" was possible...

My mom is still in the hospital. I try to see her every day, but sometimes I don't have time. It's taking a lot of gas money to go over there, too. I have to fill up my tank every two days that I go over there, which is coming out to be about a hundred dollars a week! I really need to be saving my money for Christmas shopping (which I've yet to start on), but my mom is so lonely over there all by herself all the time... She is doing pretty good, though. She gave us a scare, that's for sure. She has cancer in two little spots on her liver, and the rest of it is in her bones (on her skull, in her left shoulder, and in both legs). It's esepecially bad in her right leg. She had to have a metal rod put into her right leg, because the doctor was afraid she'd be out walking one day, and her leg would just break under her. The cancer has pretty much devoured her right femur... She's having rehabilatation. She can walk about 50 feet. She looks a lot better now. She's still not eating very good. She still has a long way to go. She still needs a lot of prayer. But, she's at about 65% now... She's going to have hormone shots once a month for about 6 months. Then, her doctor is going to give her radiation treatments on her right leg as soon as it heals up and she can walk. She should be getting out of the hospital before Christmas. I hope! She's already missed my birthday, Thanksgiving, Ten's birthday, and now Debra's birthday (which will be Wednesday).

I keep running in to this weird guy that I went to school with every time I get out. He talks for about 45 minutes every time I see him. We were never even friends. I wrote about him in this blog one time. The same kids that tortured me tortured him. We *SHOULD HAVE* been friends, so we could've fought off those kids, but we didn't. He's crazy now! Those kids really messed him up...

I finally managed to finish up the new 3 Santas CD. It's the first new Cruel Music original recording since the fire. Quite the milestone, there! I don't want to waste any more time, so I immediately jumped into the new WDN CD. That one should be done in the next week or so.

We bought a Nintendo Wii last week. Awesome!

We're still homeless, but we're getting closer to having a house.

Another Survey... Enjoy!

2009-11-22T02:04:00.001-05:00

Is there anything in your room that reminds you of the past memories?
Well, yeah. I've been in this bedroom for 13 years, basically.

Can you recall the last time you loved someone?
What kind of stupid question is that?! Is this survey for people who have Alzheimer’s, or something?! Well... I seem to remember that I loved someone back before the Korean War...

So, whats going on with you and the last person you kissed?
Well, we've been together for 3 and a half years, rather happily, and I knocked her up back in May.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a, k, t, c, j, s, r, m, n?
Shut up!

Do you believe exes can be friends?
Not really. It's too awkward.

Do you eat breakfast daily?
Why wouldn't I?!

When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
Always.

The last person you kissed hates you. Why?
I didn't hear about this. Are you sure you're not just hearing some rumor, or something?

Is there anyone you couldn't live without?
My soul mate, my baby girl, my sweet angel, and my Denise.

Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater?
Baby Girl. "2012." Awesome!

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
Scream to the top of my lungs, and then say a little prayer that I'll live to see it turn to 11:12.

Do you think someone misses you?
Like, right this minute? I mean, yeah, while I'm at work, but I don't know about right now, because I'm here.

Do you love where you live?
What do you think? I've been here for 32 years!

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
I think that's just a little personal. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking something like that!

Who was the last person you had a phone conversation for more than 20 minutes?
"10," of course. She's the only person who can talk on a phone for 18 hours a day, and never get tired of it.

Would you go out in public looking like you do now?
I do it every day.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yeah, but it'll be a threesome. Heh.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I have it on good authority to know that there is not a single person living in the world today, other than me, who was born on November 25th.

How do you feel right now?
My back hurts.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
I feel fine.

Are you a mean person?
When people are mean to me.

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
No. You?

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
No. You?

Are you social?
Yeah, it's weird, I'm a totally different person than I was, like, 6 years ago.

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Kissed Baby Girl.

Is life good?
Good, good, good!

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
It wouldn't matter, because I'm with my soul mate.

Ever kissed a brown eyed person?
Every day since May 6th, 2006.

Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
I'm as close as can be expected, I guess, under the circumstances.

Do you like the snow?
As long as I don't have to drive in it.

Is your bed comfortable?
No, it's not.

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Does it bother you when someone flicks water in your eyes?!

Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn't do?
We were constantly getting blamed for things we didn't do when we were little. The things we actually did no one ever found out about, but everything else they were like, "It was Junebug, Roger, and Nathan!" Heh.

Is there something that has happened when you were younger that you really hate talking about?
I fell in a well one time, and this dog, "Ginger," had to rescue me. Every time I start to talk about it I get really emotional.

Let's test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing during your last kiss?
That would be the red one that I'm wearing right now... Seriously, is this a survey for people who have Alzheimer’s Disease?!

Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
...Or maybe this is, like, a teenager survey, or something... Like, "Do you remember the last person you held hands with?" "Is it true that Billy has koodies?"

Has anyone ever cheated on you?
No.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
Usually around 30-45 seconds. No joke.

Let's be honest have you ever played someone?
Checkers, Tic Tac Toe, I've played a few games with people, actually.

Are you a naturally happy person or is it forced?
I'm happy for 16 hours every day. Then, I'm at work for the other 8.

Describe the shirt you're wearing:
It's red, and it's a sweat shirt, and it's got my store's logo on the upper left corner.

Is there anyone who could make your day if they showed up to see you?
Probably. I get excited every time I see anyone at work, so I can get my mind off working for a minute or two.

What do you think of fourteen year old's having sex?
I think that's, like, about 6 years too late by today's standards.

Do you think you'll be married by the time your 25?
I wasn't, and neither should you.

Do you open up to a lot of people?
Not unless I'm forced to.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Hair. Period. Just hair.

Are you tired right now?
I'm always tired.

You kissed someone today?
Like, 700 times.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Worth what?

Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
For all eternity.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
I'll have to rewind the security tapes, and see. Hold on a minute...

Do you have a bad temper?
Not unless someone makes it that way.

Mad Libs - Chapter One

2009-11-18T00:53:00.003-05:00

Hey, do you remember these things from school? Mad Libs? I loved them! I loved them so much I felt compelled to do one online (at http://www.madglibs.com/ actually), and copy it right about here:

"Romeo and Juliet: Prologue "
Two boats, both alike in dignity,In fair Huntington Beach, SC, where we lay our scene,From ancient bird break to new mutiny,Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.From forth the fatal loins of these two foes. A pair of star-cross`d flowers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows. Do with their leaf bury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their beautiful love, And the continuance of their parents`rage,Which, but their children`s end, nought could ask,Is now the eight hours` traffic of our stage;The which if you with hideous toenail attend, What here shall run, our toil shall strive to mend.

"Be Kind"
Be kind to your turtle-footed rocks. For a duck may be somebody`s isosceles trapezoid. Be kind to your rocks in Fargo, MN. Where the weather is always sweet. You may think that this is the chewing gum,Well it is.

Ramblings - November 2009 Edition

2009-11-13T16:39:00.005-05:00

My mom finally got to see her new cancer doctor. Turns out that she's had cancer in her liver since January, and her idiot doctor didn't say anything about it. So, it's just been "sitting there" untreated for the better part of a year. It's had time to spread throughout her body. Hopefully, it hasn't done so, but she looks really bad this time. She's been getting really sick, and losing a lot of weight. I've never seen her this bad off in the 19 years that she's been fighting cancer.

Her new doctor has been running some tests on her to see if it's spread anywhere else, but we won't know anything until the 23rd. Keep her in your prayers. She really needs it this time.

After seven months of no new Cruel Music material I started getting a little itchy. So, since I still don't have a studio I turned my car into a studio. I started recording an **ALL NEW** 3 Santas CD on November 6th. The plan was to do a song a day until I get to 15 songs, but I've already been slipping. I only have four songs right now. Hopefully the CD will be completed around December 1st. Hey, I get two 15-minute breaks at work, so I only have about 30 minutes of studio time a day right now!

I'm going back into turkey mode at work. So far it hasn't been too bad this year, but I've still got a couple more weeks to go. I hope they take it easy on me this year!

Denise is 6 months pregnant now, and looks like she's going to pop at any second. That's going to be a big boy, come February 13th! Heh heh. His first name is going to be Brandon, but everyone keeps whining about his middle name, so we're trying to come to some sort of compromise on that...

I'm sure there was something else I was going to write about, but I can't remember now. I'm sleepy...

Attack Of The Zombies!

2009-11-13T01:36:00.013-05:00

Do you have these in your town?

I'm not talking about the buildings, or the trees, or the plants...

I mean the ZOMBIES!

These guys hang out around the doctors' offices every day, waiting to get their prescriptions, so they can walk down the street to the pharmacy... Or, as the zombies call it - HEAVEN. Once they get their pills filled they are perpetually high / stoned for the next 30 days, until the cycle repeats itself again next month.

Luckily, I was in my car, and could escape this zombie before he tried to attack me.

My Brush With Greatness

2009-11-06T01:05:00.003-05:00

I took Baby Girl to the Charleston Mall today for the first time. While we were there we had an unbelievable moment. I looked at a guy coming down the escalator, who seemed to be posing like a GQ model, or something. Then, I realized that the guy was none other than WSAZ meteorologist Tony Cavalier! We slowed down a bit so we could stare at him, and he went into a shoe store. It would have been extremely humorous if we would have brought the camera with us, but we didn't... But, for those of you who are not from the "Mountain State," here's the man I'm talking about:

It's The End Of The World As We Know It...

2009-10-28T01:31:00.003-05:00

Well, they finally took, and went, and did it. Geocities closed yesterday. The Cruel Music page is history now. Good riddance, I say! I mean, it was fun for the first 4 or 5 years, but it lost its sparkle after a while, and became more of a chore than a hobby. Ever since I signed up for Blogger, in 2004, the Cruel Music page has slowly been intertwining with Blogger anyway. If you ask me, I think Blogger is 10 times better than Geocities was. It'll be good to focus all of my attention on Blogger now, and not have to worry about updating something on Geocities anymore. So, over the next few weeks and months you'll be noticing a lot of neat little changes to the blog, as I start bringing some of the old Geocities Cruel Music content over here. Heck, you probably already noticed the nifty new look to the blog's home page!

...And I feel fine.

Freaky...

2009-10-26T23:21:00.003-05:00

Check it out! I was home for lunch yesterday, and there was a clear blue sky!

I'm serious, Dude. This is, like, the first time this has happened in about a year! There's ALWAYS clouds. Oh well...

Stone Temple Pilots!

2009-10-12T13:42:00.006-05:00

Hello from Dayton! I went to Columbus last night to see what may be my favorite concert to date. I had to put my trust in our new GPS thingy, because Columbus kinda freaks me out. It was at the Lifestyle Community Pavilion. My first outdoor concert! Nice place. Good times. My only complaint would have to be the delay in the beginning. It was supposed to start at 6:30, but it didn't start until 8. I guess they were waiting for the show to sell out, or something...

The Meat Puppets started the night with "Oh, Me." Then, they played a couple new songs that I didn't recognize. Sorry, I've been out of touch with The Meat Puppets for the last 10 years, or so. Then, was "New Gods" and "Plateau," and a couple other new songs. "Up On The Sun" and "Go To Your Head" were played at some point... Finally, another song that I recognized: "Backwater." And, of course, "Lake Of Fire." They put on a good show. It sucks that the audience wasn't into them that much. They kept saying stuff like, "We want STP!"

After another long wait, Stone Temple Pilots finally came out at almost 9:30. Not a moment too soon. The audience was getting pretty restless, and drunk, by that time. Drunk people are weird... There was a fight right across from me, and people were passing out and stuff... Anyway, "Silver Gun Superman" got everyone's attention. Good way to open the show. "Wicked Garden" was next. During "Vasoline" some guy threw a t-shirt on stage, and Scott Weiland caught it. "Thanks for the shirt, Buddy!" Heh heh. "Big Empty" was next. After that there was a little conversation moment (the only one of the night, actually). Dean DeLeo asked his brother, "So, what do you think, Robert? Do we like Columbus, Ohio?" Robert said, "Hell yeah!" Then, my favorite song, "Lounge Fly." I couldn't believe they were playing that one! "Army Ants," "Sour Girl," "Creep," "Crackerman," "Plush," "Interstate Love Song," "Down," "Sex Type Thing," and "Unglued." They took a surprisingly short encore break after that (considering the earlier delays). Then, they came back out to play two more songs, "Dead And Bloated (which featured an intro from some guy in the audience. Pretty cool...)." SW: "Would you like to hear one more?" "Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart." It was a fairly short concert. It was over by 11:00, but, like I said, I think it was my favorite concert. It also dawned on me while I was there that it would be my last concert before becoming a dad... It's a boy, by the way.

It's been a while...

2009-10-07T11:04:00.003-05:00

I don't have a lot to write about these days... I'm still alive, though. I'm still recording Cruel Music nonsense. Mostly re-doing some stuff that got burned up, and converting cassette tapes to CD, but I am recording at least. I have some new things in mind. I even started on an all-new WDN CD. Hopefully, I'll have Cruel Music up and running again soon. The website will be gone in a few weeks, but at least I still have the blog.

I'm drinking a nasty cappuccino from McDonald's. I used to like cappuccinos before I got one from there...

It's vacation time again. We're going to Dayton to see Baby Girl's mom Saturday. It'll be good to finally get to take a real vacation. I got cheated out of my last vacation when the house burned down. I joined the high-tech revolution, and bought a GPS-thingy, so we're ready to go. I'll be seeing Stone Temple Pilots Sunday. They've been one of my favorite bands since 1992, so that'll be great. Expect a concert review around Monday. We're going to run out to the Cincinnati Zoo and/or Columbus Zoo while we're there. Probably go back to the farm and the Air Force Museum, and stuff. It's going to be a fun week.

My mom has cancer once again. It's in her liver this time. We're looking into finding her a new cancer doctor, because this one should have saw the cancer in her liver sooner. The nurses that do her x-rays and whatnot said they saw something oging on in her liver back in May, but her doctor said it wasn't anything to worry about. They saw it again in July, and again, the doctor said it wasn't cancer. So now, finally, 5 months later, the doctor says that, yes, it is cancer... What an idiot!

Debra is expecting her second baby in June. That'll be neat for her baby to grow up with our baby. We're hoping to find out the sex of our baby tomorrow.

I'm on a computer at the hospital right now. I really hope it lets me post this! It won't let me post anything on Myspace. Hotmail works, so maybe this will, too. I'd be a little upset if I lose all of this...

Still no news from the lawsuit, or the house-hunting activities...

Denise is good. Scruffy is good. Mom and Dad are a little worse for wear, but life is good.

'Senging

2009-09-18T10:52:00.003-05:00

New Additions To The Photo Album

2009-08-18T12:32:00.005-05:00

With Baby Girl on June 2nd.

In action at my home away from home, 7-28-09.

Again...

...And last night, 8-17-09, with my brand-new, 1994 Fender Jag-stang!

Survey #423

2009-08-08T00:46:00.000-05:00

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Angel Baby

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
It'd never happen. I'm too old. They wouldn't want me.

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I fall asleep watching TV all the time, but if you mean, like, all night long, then no.

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Naa, I'm not a big fan of milk.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
All the time. I was going to go to the state championship in 6th grade, but I "threw" the competition. I purposely missed "parachute," so I wouldn't have to go.

6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
Ummm... Pass.

7. Have you ever stuffed your bra?
All the time.

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not usually. Just when all the spirits are staring at me.

9. Have you prank called someone?
Used to be an every day occurrence with WDN until caller IDs were invented.

10. Who can you always turn to?
You mean, like, when I'm getting ready to sneeze?

11. When is the last time you took a bubble bath?
I take a bubble bath, like, every other day, so you're not getting anything on me!

12. Who was the last person you hung out with?
That sounds kinda perverted.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Water.

14. Who are you thinking of right now?
Sleep.

15. Do you talk in your sleep?
No, but I say, "Uhh!" every time I start to doze off.

16. Have you ever flown a kite?
What is this... KITE that you speak of?

17. What do you want for Christmas?
My two front teeth, I suppose.

18. Do you know the muffin man?
Is that the Muffin Woman's husband?

19. What are you looking forward to?
63 more years on this planet.

20. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, when the occasion arises.

21. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Can't say that I have.

22. When was the last time you went swimming and where?
Oh Lord, I guess Myrtle Beach in 2005? I know, it's ridiculous, because I love to swim!

23. Have you ever eatin green eggs and ham?
Does that even exist?

24. Any cool scars?
I wouldn't go as far as calling them "cool."

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
Like, at a restaurant? What are you getting at?!

26. Plans for tomorrow?
If you can call work a plan, then yes, I have 8 hours of plans ahead of me.

27. What's your middle name?
That's a little too personal, thank you.

28. Missing someone right now?
Sleep.

29. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
About 3 seconds ago.

30. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places?
Where is "Places?" Oh, okay, I get it... Umm... Chap stick, car keys, and wallet.

31. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Angel Baby.

32. Who did you last hug?
Angel Baby.

33. 2 things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
Their toes and the ear lobes.

34. Last person you talked to on the phone with?
Heh. Cory.

35. Last time you ate sushi?
Oh, let me think about it... Could it be... NEVER! You're starting to gross me out, Dude!

36. What song are you currently listening to?
Some lame commercial.

37. What was the last thing you ate?
Itzzits.

38. Where is your phone?
Up my butt, probably! Where's yours, Nosey Rosey?!

39. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Would I be human if there wasn't something I wanted? Man, you're really starting to bug me now!

40. Have you been in love?
I think that's a little island off the coast of Peru...

41. Where was your last date?
The doctor's office, hearing the baby's heart beat again.

42. How often do you talk on the phone?
As little as I can possibly get by with.

43. Last movie you watched at the theater?
The Dark Knight, probably? I don't go to those fancy places like that.

44. What do you want?
Nothing, really. I have everything I need.

45. Who do you hope reads this survey?
Al Gore.

How's Your Weather?

2009-08-04T08:39:00.002-05:00

There's something fishy going on with the weather. When is the last time you looked up and saw a blue sky? I'm not talking about a sky that features spots of blue, I mean a CLEAR blue sky, with no clouds. It's been a while, hasn't it? I'd have to say that I haven't saw a clear blue sky in about a year. What does this mean? I don't know. Maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's just the beginning... The calm before the storm. Temperatures are a lot cooler, too. It's August! It should be 115 degrees outside here right now, but we've just barely passed 90 degrees a couple times this summer. I guess that part isn't so bad, but it isn't normal. The nights have been getting down to around 50 degrees here every night. It's usually 70 degrees at night in summer nights. And rain? I've seen more rain than any time in my life. What's the deal?! I say we all get together, and write our local meteorologist and demand answers. There's something going on that they're not telling us. Is it 2012 already?!

Hi

2009-08-01T23:29:00.009-05:00

August 1st was something of a bittersweet day for us. Our friend, Mickey, had to go today. He was extremely playful, and mean. We had a hard time living with him. We could've possibly toughed it out, but the doctor said we can't have a litter box around a pregnant lady, so he had to go. Hopefully, he'll find a good home soon.

But then, we went to the flea market, and bought some neat toys... Including a *SWEET* 2003 Epiphone Firebird bass guitar!

Oh, and here's a new picture that we took on July 29th.

Jonathan Helps Me With The Grass

2009-07-28T08:15:00.003-05:00

Baby Pictures - Part One

2009-07-26T23:58:00.003-05:00

These are from our first ultrasound. Denise is 11 weeks along now, so the baby is a little bigger than a strawberry.

Stimulate This!

2009-07-22T09:39:00.004-05:00

Hey, I went to a concert last night. The opening band was called Lo-Pro. I missed them completely. The show was supposed to start at 7:00. I got there at, like, 7:15, and they were long gone by then.

Second was Halestorm. I missed the majority of their show, too. I could hear them as I wandered around in the lobby / consession area. I heard their last three songs. Two of them were while I was walking around, and I was on my way to my seat when they played their last song. I didn't even see what they looked like. They sounded good, though.

Next, was Chevelle. I've heard them, and thought they sounded good and all, but seeing them live was great! They're a really good (THREE-PIECE!!!) band. They're like a heavier version of Deftones. The UFO behind them was a nice touch, but never really explained... But, they rocked!

And then, SHINEDOWN! This was my second time seeing them. The first time I saw them was in 2005 with Brother Roger. It was neat to see how much they've grown as a band in the last four years. They put on a really good live show. A lot of audience interaction. They had everyone jumping around the whole time. Good stuff!

Last but not least, Staind. It was my first time seeing them. I never realized how much they rock until I saw them live. I'd mostly just heard their mellow stuff... The coolest part was at the end, though, when Aaron Lewis went out into the audience, and sat on a tour crate, and sung with his acoustic guitar: "On The Outside Looking In," and "It's Been A While." Both songs made the hair stand on the back of my neck, and brought a tear to my eyes. Awesome! Good times!

Magic Pee Stick Reveals All

2009-07-12T20:51:00.004-05:00

A new "Fewget" will be coming in February!

Pickles

2009-07-10T23:57:00.001-05:00

What are some things that make you mad?
Cheese puffs, grasshoppers, and lettuce.

Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
Ronald McDonald.

Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
Yes, she's my soulmate.

What color are your eyes?
The way they're supposed to be.

About how many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Three, I'm guessing?

What are you doing right now?
Getting ready to go to bed. I'm going to try for four hours tonight.

Do you wish anyone in particular was still in your life?
No, everyone that's in my life is there because it's their turn now. Everyone else already had their chance, and blew it.

Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Cory. Heh heh.

What's the weather like outside?
Who knows? It's probably raining, like always.

Where was the last place you bought something?
The store where I work. I bought some purple thread.

Is there anyone you couldn't go a day wothout talking oto?
Umm... Repeat the question, please?

Do you believe exes could really ever be "just friends"?
No, that's just a polite way for inviting someone to remove themselves from your life.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I hear there's this chick from Ohio that totally digs me.

What are you wearing right now?
A pink thong, and pretty lacey things on my toes.

Is there something you're looking forward to?
No, things usually go bad when I get my hopes up.

If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
My what?

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Eww, kinky!

Is your bestfriend a legal midget?
Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Butt Monkey!

Where do you want to move to when you're older?
In a van down by the river, I guess.

Are you mad at someone right now?
People who decapitate mountains.

When was the last time you talked to one of your friends?
I don't know. Why are you bothering me? I want to go to bed!

Did you ever see the movie Pearl Harbor?
Seems familiar. I don't think I liked it. War movies are no fun. Just "Full Metal Jacket."

Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My leprechaun.

Are you on a Laptop or Computer right now?
Neither. They would never support my weight.

How are you right this second?
My left hand is asleep, and my knee is throbbing, and my back is still kinda numb.

Is there anything you disliked about your last birthday?
Still kinda p.o.ed about that robot that stopped by uninvited, and ate all of my ice cream.

Is your room clean and tidy or messy?
Incredibly messy.

Do you keep a diary or journal (offline or online)?
Used to do both, but I gave up the paper when I realized how many trees I was killing.

What were you like a year ago?
Skinnier, and not quite as bitter as I am now.

Do you like your hair?
Sure, why not?

Are you wearing socks?
I usually don't.

What's the last thing you ate?
M&Ms.

Has someone disappointed you recently?
Most people do, so I'm not going to single anyone out, or anything like that, if that's what you're getting at.

Do you have plans for this weekend
Why bother?

Do/did you do good in school?
Why bother? School doesn't mean anything. It's just another way "the man" tries to control us.

If you had to pack up and move, would you?
Sure, if there was anywhere to move to!

Who are you most like in your family?
My sixth cousin, Michaelangelo.

Burnt Offerings

2009-07-07T23:28:00.003-05:00

Mickey VS. Peanut Butter

2009-07-07T22:47:00.002-05:00

Backup Plan

2009-07-05T22:58:00.002-05:00

So, over the next few weeks, or so, you're going to see a lot of posts on the blog that are not going to make a lot of sense. The next post will be one such post. Geocities will be closing on October 26th, so I lot of the content from the Cruel Music site will be making its way over here to the blog. Don't be alarmed.

The Cruel Music Catalog!

2009-07-05T22:38:00.015-05:00

Here it is: The complete catalog of CRUEL MUSIC! A good deal of these tapes, CDs, and videos were destroyed in our 4-2-09 house fire. This is more of a document of what Cruel Music once was. Red text denotes things that were lost in the fire. If you, or anyone you know, would happen to have copies of any of these lost (red texted) items please contact the Cruel Music home office (that would be sandman1975@hotmail.com) immediately. There may be a reward involved!
　
---------------1988---------------
1.WDN "School Bus Garage" In 1988, we (Roger - my best friend, Terry - my uncle & the founder of WDN, Debra - my sister, and Junebug - me) began prank calling people to relieve our boredom. Me, Roger, and Terry (He was only seven years older than me, so he blended in pretty good with us.) would sit back and "make" my sister make up numbers, and call them. She had to ask them stupid questions, such as "Is your refrigerator running?" This provided hours of entertainment for us, because we knew WE could never get into any trouble for it. Debra was the one calling them, so SHE would have to pay the consequences. My mom caught on to our scheme, after continuously seeing us take the cordless phone in my room, and filling the house with laughter soon afterward. She bought a telephone recorder so she'd be able to find out what was really going on. She must have recorded several tapes full of our fun, and always recorded over them so we could never foil her plan. She recorded over all of them, EXCEPT FOR ONE. Sure, we would occasionally speak up, and not make Debra do all of the work, but unfortunately these occasions were not captured on this tape. We found this tape a few years later, and adopted as a WDN tape. It became the very first WDN tape, even though we didn't have a clue it was being recorded. Weird huh? Our prank-calling activities would later (around 1992) be dubbed as "On The Phone."
　
---------------1989---------------
2.WDN "Barbie and The Rockers." 1989. This tape is our "famous" info-mercial for Debra's "Barbie and The Rockers" tape. It features the very first "character" created for WDN purposes, Evander (played by myself). Evander quickly got stomped into the ground (as partially evidenced in our next tape), and became very stale very fast. We recorded a few tapes featuring Evander, but recorded over almost all of them, because they were just so horrible.
3.WDN "Evander." 1989, 1990. As previously noted, Evander was worn out. He was our only character, so we kept on trying to repeat his performances. Things got really ugly. This tape was recorded soon after the "Barbie.." tape. In 1990, we recorded over most of it, and put Evander out of his misery. (NOTE: In 1990 and 1991 we were very cheap. We only had two or three "blank" tapes, so we'd record stuff, keep it for a couple weeks, and then record over it. The thought never really occurred to us that we could actually KEEP our tapes, and buy new ones. We must have thought our "first" tape was really special to not record over it.)
　
--------------1991---------------
4. SOW. February 1, 1991. This is the first in a series of 16 (very embarrassing) wrestling tapes. These little ditties were recorded from 1991 until 1992 when we (me, Roger, and every guy in the neighborhood) thought we were professional wrestlers. We didn't have a camera to record the "action," so we resorted to our trusty cassette recorder.
5.SOW 2. February, 1991.
6.SOW 3. February 21, 1991.
7.SOW 4. February 28, 1991 (Yes, we REALLY DID run everything into the ground once it got started... Four tapes in one month... Amazing... Or maybe just pathetic)
8.SOW 5. March 27, 1991.
9.SOW 6. April 12, 1991.
10.SOW 7. June 2, 1991.
11.SOW 8. August 20, 1991.
12.SOW 9. August 28, 1991.
13.SOW 10. October 5, 1991.
14.WDN "Memphis, TN." October 1991. Ahhh... Finally a little sanity. Well, it may not be sane, but it's a break from SOW and the Evander stuff, at least. We introduced new characters in this tape, which must be how it survived the great "recording-over-old-tapes-and-saving-money" period.
15.SOW 11. October 25, 1991.
16.WDN "Flatwoods, KY." November 1991. Same story as CM14. Not a great tape, but we were still growing. One of us must have liked this tape good enough to not only keep it, but to make a sequel for it as well (see CM18)!
17.SOW 12. November 9, 1991.
18.WDN "Flatwoods 2." November 1991. Hey, lookie here! It's the sequel I just mentioned on CM16!
19.WDN 7. December 28, 1991.
20.SOW 13. December 31, 1991.
　
---------------1992---------------
21.WDN 8. Nice way to ring in 1992, if you ever get the opportunity: It's another WDN tape! January 14, 1992.
22.WDN "Bug's Holler." January 27, 1992. Not a tape that I'm proud of... Hmmm, am I proud of ANY of these tapes?! This tape is a rip-off of "Saturday Night Live's 'Wayne's World.'" "Holler" = West Virginian slang for "Hollow" or "A Small Road Going Through A Valley." Bug didn't have a world in order to completely rip off "Wayne's World," but by golly, he had me a holler! NOTE: "Bug's Holler," like "Evander," was one of those sketches that we just couldn't get enough of. It was a dominant force throughout 1992.
23.SOW 14. March 9, 1992. Notice how those SOW tapes are slowly deteriorating? Heh heh, it's almost over now!
24.WDN 10. March 17, 1992.
25.WDN 11. April 17, 1992.
26.SOW 15. May 16, 1992.
27.WDN 12. May 24, 1992.
28.WDN 13. May 26, 1992.
29.WDN 14. June 10, 1992.
30.WDN 15. June 18, 1992.
31.WDN 16. June, 1992.
32.WDN 17. June 29, 1992.
33.WDN 18. July 5, 1992.
34.WDN 19. July 8, 1992.
35.WDN 20. August 4, 1992.
36.WDN "Reporters On The Beach." August 28, 1992. This is a useless tape which we "promoted" for a few months prior to its recording. We loved WDN so much, we decided to take it to Myrtle Beach, SC with us for a vacation taping. We recorded pieces of the 14-hour trip every time we'd enter a new town. Brilliant! We even recorded the ever-present "Bug's Holler (along with some other sketches we had created by this time)" right at the beach. Also notable: This tape features the first WDN appearance of future cast member, Ryan M (My cousin).
37.SOW 16. September 16, 1992. All good things must come to an end. All bad things SHOULD end as quickly as possible. This is our last wrestling tape. Yippee!!! The sad thing is, we didn't want it to end. We had to end it, because no one in the neighborhood would wrestle with us anymore!
38.WDN 22. September 18, 1992.
39.WDN 23. September 20, 1992.
40.WDN 24. September 22, 1992.
41.WDN 25. September 22, 1992.
42.WDN 26. September 27, 1992.
43.WDN 27. October 26, 1992.　

---------------1993---------------
44.Cruel Connection: "Perfect Little Gentlemen." January 16, 1993. This is the first of 14 six-to-eight-hour video tapes we recorded. Roger currently owns three of those 14 tapes. All 14 tapes are full of our awesome fake concerts.
45.WDN 28. March 12, 1993.
46.WDN 29 "Rocks." April 21, 1993. A tape full of other people's songs that we made fun of. We copied pieces of Cruel Music tapes into songs.
47.Cruel Connection: "Nightmare." May 3, 1993. Fake concert video.
48.WDN 30. May 27, 1993.
49.WDN 31. June 5, 1993.
50.Cruel Connection: "Two Hours In The Life Of The Cruel Connection." December, 1993. A bit of a ripoff of Metallica's "Year & A Half In The Life Of Metallica." This is a documentary about us.
　
---------------1994---------------
51.WDN 32. January 23, 1994.
52.WDN TV. April, 1994. The title says it all, it's a "televised" version of WDN. This tape marks Terry's final appearance with WDN for many years (he returned in 2003 for "Reporters on the Beach 9"). The tape also features the debut of our ripoff of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," "WDN Theater."
53.Cruel Connection: "Streetfight." April 12, 1994. Another fake concert video.
54.Cruel Connection: "Point of No Return." May, 1994. Fake concert video.
55.WDN 33 May 10, 1994.
56.Cruel Connection: "Making Woops Videos." June 4, 1994. Another ripoff documentary. This one shows how we made our fake concerts and videos.
57.Cruel Connection: "Mingo County Jail." July 7, 1994. Fake concert video.
58.Cruel Connection: "The Big Thing." August 1, 1994. Fake concert video.
59.Cruel Connection: "Ice Cold Chicken Soup." October 17, 1994. Fake concert video.
60.WDN TV 2. November, 1994. More of the "televised" version of WDN.
61.Cruel Connection: "Going Crazy." November 21, 1994. Fake concert video.
62.Cruel Connection: "Jams 1." December 18, 1994. FINALLY an audio tape that displays the horrible musical abilities of our little band. Very early stuff compiled on a 60-minute tape. This tape is so early, we didn't even know how to play our instruments yet!
　
---------------1995---------------
63.WDN TV 3. January 1995. The final installment of the "televised" version of WDN for 5 years. What happa? The WDN camcorder died, and Junebug didn't buy a new one until 2000.
64.Cruel Connection: "Hey, Sweat, Woops." January 25, 1995. Fake concert video. What is "Woops," you ask? It's a quote from our SOW days. For Cruel Connection purposes, "Woops" became our version of the "Bleep" people tend to hear when something is being censored.
65.Cruel Connection: "Smells Like Jooky." February 16, 1995. Fake concert video.
66.WDN 34. April 2, 1995. This tape features Roger's final WDN appearance, to date. WDN almost died after Roger left. It would take over three years to wake the sleeping WDN monster.
67.Cruel Connection: "Jams 2- All By Ourselves." June 27, 1995. More "original" music by our little band. We were starting to improve a little here, but we were still very untalented.
68.Emanon: "The Fish." July 6, 1995. The "fish affirstal" recording by Emanon. Also known as the FIRST OFFICIAL jam session by Emanon.
69.Emanon: "Nuclear War." July 7, 1995.
70.Cruel Connection 3: "Summer 1995." July 17, 1995. This was Eric D.'s first sessions with the band.
71.Cruel Connection 4: "Pool of Blood." August 1, 1995. What did the title mean? Who knows! It must have come from a dream, or something...
72.Cruel Connection 5: "TV Shows." August 8, 1995. This is an audio casette compilation of of some of CC's home video performances.
73.Cruel Connection 6. September 5, 1995.
74.Cruel Connection 7: "Flying Saucers." October 3, 1995.
75.Emanon: 3 "Enemy Aliens." October 6, 1995.
76.Independent Records: "Video Jams." October, 1995. As the title suggests, this is a video compilation of the bands from Independent Records (the former name of Cruel Music). This one features Cruel Connection, Asbestos, and Emanon.
77.Emanon: 4"Slackers VS. The World." October 11, 1995.
78.Emanon: 5 "Pumpkin Patch Songs." October 12, 1995.
79.Emanon: 6 "Frog Zappers." October 21, 1995.
80.Emanon: 7 "Nation On Drugs." October 22, 1995.
81.Emanon: 8 "Death Cowboys." October 24, 1995.
82.Cruel Connection 8: "October 1995." October 30, 1995. A collection of CC material recorded throughout the month of October. {Suddenly a race breaks out between the two busiest bands from Independent Records! Eight tapes each... Oh my, who will win?}
83.Independent Records: "Jams 2." November 1995. Featuring over 6 hours of Emanon.
84.Emanon: 9. November 22, 1995.
85.Emanon: 10. November 23, 1995.
86.Emanon: 11. November 25, 1995.
87.Emanon: 12. November 26, 1995.
88.Emanon: 13. November 26, 1995.
89.Cruel Connection 9: "November 1995." November 28, 1995.
90.Independent Records: "Jams 3." December 9, 1995. Featuring Cruel Connection, Asbestos, and Emanon.
91.Cruel Connection 10. December 18, 1995.
92.Cruel Connection 11: "December 1995." December 26, 1995.
　
---------------1996---------------
93.Cruel Connection 12: "Woopsin' New Year's Party." January 4, 1996.
94.Cruel Connection 13: "January 1996." January 17, 1996.
95.Emanon: 14. February 13, 1996.
96.Cruel Connection: "A New Beginning." February 26, 1996. Why was this "A New Beginning?" Because it became the final CC video tape. The "band" decided to stick with cassette tapes instead.
97.Cruel Connection 14: "February 1996." February 26, 1996. This tape marks the final "appearance" of Mr. Eric D. in Cruel Connection. C-ya, dude! From this point forward, CC is a one-man band.
98.Emanon: 15. March 19, 1996.
99.Independent Records: "Jams 4." March 20, 1996. Featuring Cruel Connection and Emanon.
100.Cruel Connection 15: "March 1996." March 27, 1996.
101.Cruel Connection 16: "Riffs and Stuff." April 15, 1996. A collection of guitar riffs and other stuff.
102.Cruel Connection 17: "April 1996." April 23, 1996.
103.Cruel Connection 18: "Infinity Squared." April 24, 1996. A collection of original material, actually written by me! The first demo "album" for the band.
104.Emanon: 16. April 30, 1996.
105.Cruel Connection 19: "May 1996." May 13, 1996.
106.Independent Records: "Jams 5." May 24, 1996. Featuring over 6 hours of Emanon.
107.Independent Records: "Jams 6." May 31, 1995. Featuring Asbestos and Emanon.
108.Cruel Connection 20: "Disconnected." June 2, 1996. The Cruel Music rip off version of Mtv's "Unplugged." An assortment of acoustic recordings.
109.Cruel Connection 21: "June 1996." June 23, 1996.
110.Cruel Connection 22: "Obstruse." April 24, 1996. The second demo "album" for the band. The title is a bit of a salute to former CC member, Nathan R., who had a band by the name of "Obstruse."
111.Cruel Connection 23: "July 1996." July 18, 1996.
112.Independent Records: "Jams 7." August 13, 1995. Featuring Asbestos and Emanon. This tape includes the historic final jam session by Asbestos.
113.Cruel Connection 24: "August 1996." August 25, 1996.
114.Cruel Connection 25: "Not a Word Was Spoken." September 6, 1996. Another collection of guitar riffs and instrumentals.
115.Cruel Connection 26: "September 1996." September 29, 1996.
116.Cruel Connection 27: "Scab." October 24, 1996. The third demo "album" for the band.
117.Emanon: 17 "Happy Little Tree." October 24, 1996. For some reason, this is the most popular tape in the Cruel Music catalog. It features Emanon's HUGE hit song, "Happy Little Tree." Are you ready to mosh?
118.Cruel Connection 28: "Speechless." November 25, 1996. Yet another collection of guitar riffs and instrumentals.
119.Cruel Connection 29: "5 A.C." December 18, 1996. Translation: "Five Years After Cruel." This is a "greatest hits" collection, which marks the fifth anniversary of the band.
120.Emanon: "Jamanon." December 28, 1996. This is a video documentary of Emanon. Neat-o!
　
---------------1997---------------
121.Independent Records: "Jams 8." January 20, 1997. Featuring over 6 hours of Emanon.
122.Cruel Connection 30: "Crappy New Year." January 24, 1997. This tape became the first tape to feature the name change of Independent Records, "Cruel Music."
123.Cruel Connection 31: "Not Your Type." February 26, 1997. The fourth demo "album" for the band.
124.Cruel Connection 32: "Bandwagon." March 23, 1997. This poor, crumbled tape is (was) a five-song EP.
125.Cruel Connection 33: "Exposure To The Elements." April 26, 1997. Another five-song EP.
126.Cruel Connection 34: "Disconnected Again." May 29, 1997. Another all acousic batch of songs.
127.WDN 35: "Greatest Hits." June 15, 1997. The bands of Cruel Music were beginning to get repetitive and boring around this time period. It was time to bring back the old-faithful, WDN. Even though there was no new material recorded on this tape, it gave the public a glimpse of the soon-to-be returning WDN.
128.Cruel Connection 35: "Leftovers." June 27, 1997. The last of the five-song EP tapes. This tape was planned to be the last CC tape to be recorded for a few months, so the "band" could rest. It turned out to be a longer break than planned. This break would last for over two years.

---------------1998---------------
129.Independent Records: "Jams 9." March 21, 1998. Featuring the final performances of Emanon. This is also the last tape to bear the name "Independent Records." AND... It would become the last video tape produced by Cruel Music for a while, as the Cruel Music camcorder died.
130.WDN 36: "The Next Generation." April 18, 1998. Another self-explanatory title. This is the first new WDN tape in over three years. It features the beginning of Ryan M's career with WDN, also known as "Phase Three" of WDN.
131.WDN 37: "On The Phone." July 2, 1998. This one is named after the most successful WDN segment ever... the one where we prank call people. Look back on the description of the first WDN tape, if you don't believe me! As you might have guessed, it features a lot of prank calls.
132.WDN 38: "Pink." August 9, 1998.
133. WDN 39: "Da Bomb." September 27, 1998.
134.WDN 40: "Ton Bih, I Dop By To!" November 2, 1998.
135.WDN 41: "I Keep A Baseball Bat In My Pocket." November 23, 1998.
　
---------------1999---------------

136.WDN 42: "I Straight As A Woodpecker." March 23, 1999.
137.WDN 43: "I Reckon." June 16, 1999.
138.WDN 44: "10 Years." March 25, 1999. A celebration of WDN's 10-year history.
139.WDN 45 June 28, 1999.
140.WDN 46: "Free Taters and Mustard." July 3, 1999.
141.WDN 47: "The White Boy Is Back." July 7, 1999.
142.WDN 48: "You Killed My Puppy." August 20, 1999.
143.WDN 49: "Why, That's Coffee!" September 12, 1999.
144.WDN 50: "Conchicitto!" September 19, 1999.
145.Cruel Connection 36: "Cruel Karaoke." November 22, 1999. As with the WDN "Greatest Hits" tape (CM 127), this is to get the public prepared for the soon-to-be returning Cruel Connection. No new material here either... This tape features all of Cruel Connection's karaoke hits. These "hits" were previously only available on CC's video tapes. They were converted to cassette tape, and this very tape is the result of that conversion.
146.WDN 51: "Have a Very Good Dee." December 29, 1999.
　
----------------2000---------------

147. WDN 52: "A Century Of Achievement." January 1, 2000.
148.WDN 53: "This Garage Is Cold!" January 15, 2000.
149.CRUEL MUSIC: "The Mixture." February 2, 2000. A nice representation of what Cruel Music is all about. The tape features footage of every band, and everything else associated with Cruel Music, recorded throughout the years.
150.Asbestos. February 23, 2000. This tape marks the beginning of the "Transfer all of the Asbestos stuff from video to cassette" period.
151.Asbestos II. February 24, 2000. This is the second of the "Transfer all of the Asbestos stuff from video to cassette" tapes.
152.Asbestos III. February 26, 2000. The third, and final installment of the "Transfer all of the Asbestos stuff from video to cassette" tapes. Being the final installment, it features the final jam of the mighty Metallica cover band, Asbestos.
153.WDN 54: "Sanke Burgers." March 15, 2000.
154.WDN 55: "The Very Early Years." April 9, 2000. In 1993, a bunch of old tapes from the 1980's were found. This tape is the beginning of the "Transfer all of these old tapes over to new tapes, and call them WDN" period.
155.WDN 56: "The Very Early Years II." May 16, 2000. The second of the "Transfer all of these old tapes over to new tapes, and call them WDN" tapes.
156.WDN 57: "Hog Dog Got Cool Cotton." June 15, 2000.
157.WDN 58: "The Early Years III." May 16, 2000. The third of the "Transfer all of these old tapes over to new tapes, and call them WDN" tapes.
158.Cruel Connection 37: "Visit Your Mother's Sunglasses." August 25, 2000. Yet ANOTHER one of the CC tapes that feature guitar riffs and other stuff. This one is special, in that it includes some out-takes for the upcoming fifth demo "album."
159.Cruel Connection 38: "Project: Elian Gonzalez." September 9, 2000. The fifth demo "album." Remember that adorable kid, Elian Gonzalez, who fled Cuba, and tried to hide out in Florida? This tape is all about him!
160.Emanon: 18. October 25, 2000. This tape is the first in another annoying series Cruel Music videos being converted to cassette. Will the insanity ever end? Of course not! That just wouldn't be any fun... This series has become known as "51 Hours of Somewhat Previously Unreleased Footage!" If each tape is 60 minutes long, can you guess how many more of these you'll be seeing listed here? Hint: There will be around 51.
161.Emanon: 19. October 25, 2000.
162.Emanon: 20. November 1, 2000.
163.Emanon: 21. November 2, 2000.
164.Emanon: 22. November 3, 2000.
165.Emanon: 23. November 4, 2000.
166.WDN 59: "Mousey." November 19, 2000.
167.Emanon: 24. December 13, 2000.
168.Emanon: 25. December 14, 2000.
169.Emanon: 26. December 15, 2000.
170.Emanon: 27. December 16, 2000.
171.Emanon: 28. December 17, 2000.
172.Emanon: 29. December 18, 2000.
173.Emanon: 30. December 19, 2000.
174.WDN 60: "I'm At Ford Let Me Know Debra Up" December 20, 2000.
175.Emanon: 31. December 27, 2000.
176.Emanon: 32. December 28, 2000.
177.Emanon: 33. December 29, 2000.
178.Emanon: 34. December 30, 2000.
179.Cruel Connection 39: "Mouse House." December 30, 2000. ANOTHER tape full of guitar riffs and stuff!
180.Emanon: 35. December 31, 2000.

----------------2001---------------

181.Emanon: 36. January 11, 2001.
182.Emanon: 37. January 19, 2001.
183.WDN 61: "WDN & The Independent Mountaineers." January 24, 2001.
184.Emanon: 38. February 14, 2001.
185. WDN 62 "Hey Boy, You Late On You Phone Bill." February 25.
186.Emanon: 39. February 28, 2001.
187.Emanon: 40. March 18, 2001.
188.Emanon: 41. March 19, 2001.
189.The Toxic Pilgrims "The Toxic Demos." March 28, 2001. As the title sugguests, this is Junebug's demo tape for The Toxic Pilgrims' debut album.
190.Emanon #42. April 4, 2001.
191.Emanon #43. April 26 ,2001.
192.Emanon #44. April 27, 2001.
193.The Toxic Pilgrims "Rough Mixes." May 5, 2001. Six rough mixes for The Toxic Pilgrims' debut album.
194.The Toxic Pilgrims "More Rough Mixes." May 14, 2001. Nine more rough mixes for The Toxic Pilgrims' debut album.
195.The Toxic Pilgrims "Love, Politics, and a TV." May 24, 2001. The debut album in its completed form!
196.WDN 63 "Walla Walla Ching Chang." May 25, 2001.
197."WDN TV Volume 4." May 31, 2001.
198."Antiseptic Anxiety." June 14, 2001. This is the first, and quite possibly the last, "album" from Antiseptic Anxiety. It features over 40 great-American folk songs, such as "Mary Had A Little Lamb," and "Yankee Doodle Dandy."
199.WDN #64 "We Thought You Was A Toad." June 29, 2001.
200.CRUEL MUSIC "A Sore For Sight Eyes." July 21, 2001. The video features a compilation of Cruel Music's video history from 1993-2001. Track listing: The Toxic Pilgrims "Chuck Went AWOL For A Girl," Antiseptic Anxiety "Yankee Doodle Dandy," WDN "Famous People," Cruel Connection "How To Make A Blurry Documentary (A.K.A. '2 Hours In The Life Of Cruel Connection')," Emanon "Welcome To Paradise," WDN "Cutting Grass Is Hard On The Knees," Asbestos (clips from their final jam session), Antiseptic Anxiety's second jam session, Cruel Connection "Never Gonna Get It," Emanon "Jamanon," WDN "Tom Few Get: Angry Man," WDN "Ryan vs. Tom: A Jam Off," Antiseptic Anxiety (clips from their first jam session), WDN's trip to Dewey Lake, WDN Theater (clips of show #202 "U.S. Cat Man: In Lethal Track"), and the "A Sore For Sight Eyes" theme song. Running Time 2:04.07
201.WDN 65 "On the Phone With 10" July 23, 2001. Features many conversations with Juenbug's aunt "10."
202.Emanon #45. July 27, 2001.
203.Emanon #46. August 21, 2001.
204.Emanon #47. August 22, 2001.
205.Emanon #48. August 27, 2001.
206.Emanon #49. September 10, 2001.
207.WDN 66 "On the Phone With 10... Again." September 18, 2001. Features more conversations with Juenbug's aunt "10."
208.Cruel Connection 40: "The Ghost Of Han." September 26, 2001. A fine example of a wasted tape. Junebug records himself playing his guitar.
209.Emanon #50. October 2, 2001. This is the final tape by Emanon.
210.Antiseptic Anxiety "No Escape!" September 18, 2001. The second explosive album picks up where the first left off. It features a bunch of dumb folk songs, as well as many songs you know and love from the first album.
211.WDN 67 "The Early Years IV." November 13, 2001.
212.The Squabs "We're Going To Change The World, Man." November 20, 2001. A demo / rough mix tape of the upcoming Squabs' CD. It lasts 30 minutes, and really sucks!
213.Cruel Connection 41: "Nirtallic Rose." December 26, 2001. Junebug plays an assortment of Nirvana, Metallica, and Guns N' Roses songs on his guitar, while the tape recorder is rolling, and it becomes the 41st CC tape.
214.WDN 68 "The Early Years 5." December 31, 2001. Keeping with the tradition of the four previous "Early Years" tapes, a fifth tape is compiled.
215.The Squabs "Hamsterdam." December 31, 2001. The long-awaited debut album from The Squabs! Featuring 11 recordings: Cow Milk, Confused, Yes sir, let's whisper, Foose Ball, Fire Alarm, Dink Soup, Doorknob, Hamsterdam, Hamburgers Drenched In 3 in 1 Oil, Goat Cheese, and Sleepy Tom.
　

----------------2002---------------

216."The Sights And Sounds Of Cruel Music 2001-2." June 25, 2002. A big ol' 6-hour compilation of new Cruel Music crap! Features lots of stuff by WDN, some news, documentaries, and even a jam session by Antiseptic Anxiety!
217.Cruel Connection 42: "Conception." July 31, 2002. Yet another tape full of new riffs and demos... Maybe this stuff will actually make it on to an "album" one day.
218.Cruel Music: "August 31, 2002." August 31, 2002. This tape is a diary-type-documentary-thing of how exciting life is in Chatty. It captures every highlight of the day, in the span of 30 minutes... Some of these highlights include: Tom singing, Junebug talking to 10 on the phone, guitar pickin,' and watching TV. Can you handle the drama? We think it's best if you didn't try it...
219.Weekend Sale "Sick." September 30, 2002. Like concept albums? Well, "Sick" may just change your life forever! This strange CD (the first CD recorded in Cruel Music history, by the way) has a central theme of having the flu. It only lasts about 30 minutes, but the chart-topping hit "I Can't Believe" makes it worth your time.
220.Weekend Sale "Rough Mixes." October 1, 2002.
221.Weekend Sale "I Can't Believe: The UK Single." November 3, 2002. What a treat, eh? The UK single of Weekend Sale's big, huge, monster hit song, "I Can't Believe." It features re-mixes, and all the other dumb things that UK singles usually feature.
　

----------------2003---------------

222."WDN Presents Reporters On The Beach 9: The Video." August 17, 2003. All the fun you've come to expect from WDN over the years. A grand total of 2 hours of said fun! And, it even features cameo appearances by WDN founder, Terry, and his family. This video turned out to be the only thing we recorded in 2003. Slow year...
　

----------------2004---------------

223."WDN TV Volume 5." July 2, 2004. Another one of those massive 6-hour tapes! This one covers a two-year period. Some of the footage captured here includes crap like The Few Get Family's big 5-31-04 mud slide. Exciting stuff! This tape features Ryan's last appearance with WDN.
224."WDN Presents Reporters On The Beach 10: The Video." August 22, 2004. It's a new dawn for WDN! We welcome Terry (creator of WDN)'s son, and another one of Junebug's cousins, Terry Jr., to the staff of WDN... Or not... This tape was an attempt to begin WDN "Pase Four," but it just didn't work out...

----------------2005---------------
225."WDN TV Volume 6." May 16, 2005. More of what you've come to expect from WDN, except this time the tape only lasts 2 hours. Even though WDN "Phase Three" was over, this tape was an attempt to continue in that vein, and it just didn't make the grade... It became the last recording of WDN for nearly three years.
226."Junebugg Fewget's Big, Wild 2005 Myrtle Beach Vacation." August 28, 2005. A visual diary of Junebug's vacation. It's funny, and a little disturbing, and it lasts 2 hours.
227."Junebugg Fewget's Video Journal (August 31-September 11, 2005)." September 11, 2005. Not quite sure about this... I guess it's, like, for my die-hard fans, who can't get enough of me. Kinda like Tom Green's video blogs (ever saw those?). And, this particular tape deals A LOT with me being love-sick. So, maybe it's good for die-hard fans of love(?). I don't know... Whatever it is, it lasts 2 hours.
228."Junebugg Fewget's Video Journal (September 16 - October 16, 2005)." October 16, 2005. Some talk about love, but mostly mountain-top journeys, and news bits. Pretty lame, really. (2 hours).
　

----------------2006---------------

229."Junebugg Fewget's Video Journal (October 19, 2005 - July 2, 2006)." July 2, 2006. More of the same lameness you've come to expect from these journal things... Features the end of the "Roadside Studio" days, the beginning of the "Belfry Studio" days, and the end of the "Belfry Studio" days. This will most likely be the last tape of the series. (2 hours).
　

----------------2007---------------

230."Big Hit Blockbuster Of The Summer" July 6, 2007. "You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll learn to love life all over again," raves Jim Slapman of The USA Times. Follow Junebug, Denise, Ozzy, Tommy, and a host of wild critters in their home video adventures. (2 hours).
231.Antiseptic Anxiety "The Threat Is Real" July 31, 2007. The long-awaited return of Antiseptic Anxiety is in the form of this 7-song EP. Features: Dead Rat (?!), I Have To Fart, Pete's Hay, He Walks With Me, Talkin' Show, Country Girl, and Bible Song.
232.3 Santas "Christmas Karaoke" December 25, 2007. It's kinda what it says it is, a Christmas karoke album... With a twist... Three guys dressed like Santa Claus are singing the songs! Features guest vocals by Aunt "10" on one song, "O Holy Night."
　

----------------2008---------------

233."WDN 69: Larry King With Oprah And Friends" January 30, 2008. The first official "Phase Four" WDN recording, featuring a one-man show of Junebug impersonating several fictional characters (Karl Childers *IS* Larry King!).
234."29 Things Not To Do While Trying To Study." February 27, 2008. Here's the story... I recorded myself reading chapter summaries from my Management 320 book, in an effort to help me study during my last semester of college. The plan was that I would play the CD over and over, and memorize the stuff covered in each chapter, thus helping me to do good on my tests. The only problem was that I ended up doing a lot of other things while I was trying to memorize the stuff. So, as you might have guessed, I didn't do so good on the tests. But, on the bright side, I got this hilarious CD out of the deal!
235.Junebugg Fewget "Cover Sessions 2005-2008" March 29, 2008. I bought my nifty little Zoom Pocket Studio 4 back in 2005, and I started recording a CD of cover songs. I was just really slow in doing so. The entire CD took nearly 3 years to complete. Features my versions of Beatles, Nirvana, Faith No More, Bob Dylan, Nine Inch Nails, and Pearl Jam songs. The first 235 pressings have a bonus track, the old Rockapella song, "For The Longest Time."
236."WDN 70: Gump & Co." April 29, 2008. 70 recordings is quite the accomplishment, don't you think? We do, too! So, to commemorate this milestone in WDN's nearly 20-year history we recorded this *MASSIVE* 6-disc boxed set. To some folks it would seem to be nothing more than an audio book. We have news for these folks: It's not! It's an audio book with a WDN twist! Check it out, Ja?
237."Home Video 2007-2008." May 9, 2008. Kinda self-explanatory. This is a 2-hour home video recorded between July 2007 and May 2008. Features Junebug and Denise's wedding, and their wild honeymoon.
238."WDN 71: Larry King Live: Are UFOs Real?" May 19, 2008. Junebug reads more Larry King transcripts with a host of characters. And, like before, Larry King's voice is provided by Karl Childers.
239.Ultrapoop "The Demo" June 5, 2008. A lot of Jonathan's 17-month-old gibberish with a little of this and that to go along with it. Features Junebug and his parents, too!
240.Ultrapoop "The Album" June 13, 2008. Is it pop? Is it techno? Is it folk? You be the judge! Features 11 "songs." Lots of different noises with Jonathan on lead vocals.
241.Ultrapoop "The Remix" July 1, 2008. Umm... The remixed version of those same 11 songs. The last recording to feature Big Tom before his stroke.
242."WDN 72: Larry King Live: Psychic Kids" August 21, 2008. This is kinda becoming what WDN is all about these days... Includes a special guest appearence by Aunt "10."
243."WDN 73: The Whole Entire Phone Anthology" September 28, 2008. Just in time for WDN's 20th anniversary, this is EVERY SINGLE phone call ever recorded throughout WDN's history captured in a ten-disc boxed set. Celebrate with us!
244."WDN 74: Larry King Live: Could There Be Ghosts?" October 29, 2008. The big Halloween Special!
245.Junebugg Fewget "Buh Buh Done Got The Blues" November 14, 2008. One song, lasting 39 minutes. It's called "Buh Buh Done Got The Blues." It's a blues-based-improv-sort-of-thing.
246.3 Santas "Deckin' The Halls (Christmas Karaoke 2)" December 13, 2008. Following the standard, olden-day tradition of Cruel Music, this is yet another karaoke album. Features guest vocalists "10 ("Away In A Manger")," and Karl Childers ("Joy To The World").
247."WDN 75: Larry King Live: Twas The Night Before Christmas" December 24, 2008. The big Christmas Special! This time Larry interviews a lady, whos husband was killed in a horrific garbage truck explosion.
　

----------------2009---------------

248."Famous People (Soundtrack)" January 28, 2009. A very sick Junebug tells stories about all of Chatty's "Famous People." Backed up by music from 1996's instrumental album "Not a Word Was Spoken (CM114)," this 13-song journey is guaranteed laughs for all!
249."WDN 76: Boring Everyday Life" February 22, 2009. It is what it is... Nothing too exciting here. It's more like a home movie, except it's just audio. Features a lot of stuff from Jonathan, and some more sick Junebug moments. Much of the nonsense found on this album will be featured in the upcoming second Ultrapoop album. And an interesting tidbit: The album was completed at 2:22pm on 2-22-09. Coincidence? You decide...
250."Ultrapoop 2" March 22, 2009. The exciting follow-up to the multi-platinum "Ultrapoop" album! Features the smash hit "I Got A Strawberry," and 13 other songs.
251."Cruel Music: The End" April 25, 2009. A 16-song compilation of the Cruel Music CDs created during the 18 months we lived on View Avenue. Features stuff by Ultrapoop, Antiseptic Anxiety, WDN, 3 Santas, and Junebugg Fewget.

252. Cruel Connection “Greatest Videos” August 2, 2009. A compilation of the funniest videos ever created by the legendary first band of Cruel Music (Approximate Running Time: 3 hours and 10 minutes!).

253. 3 Santas “Christmas Karaoke 3” December 11, 2009. 15 more Christmas classics by Jo Jo and the crew.
254. WDN76 “2009 According To Karl Childers" December 30, 2009. A year-in-review mockery of the Jon and Kate Gosselin saga.

----------------2010---------------
255. Brandon Thomas Fewget “The First 37 Days.” March 6, 2010. An assortment of sounds that our brand new baby, Brandon, makes.
256. .Antiseptic Anxiety "Invasion" March 18, 2010. The first full-length, 15-song, album from these rascals in quite a while. Some of it is brand new material!

Joyce Gail's Boyfriend

2009-07-02T14:43:00.003-05:00

Happy 18th Birthday, Scruffy!!!

2009-07-02T14:34:00.003-05:00

Dead Mountains And Visions

2009-06-29T15:36:00.006-05:00

So what's the big deal? They're just mountains! They'll grow back in a hundred thousand years! So what if the people living in the valleys are threatened by tornadoes and floods all the time! There's millions of dollars just sitting there under all those nasty-looking trees!

Umm... This crime was committed near Aunt "10'"s house. It's one in a whole series of decapitations in the area. I had a dream about this when I was a kid, by the way. Last summer, when the perpetrators were blasting this mountain there was dust everywhere around 10's house. It reminded me of the dream I had when I was, like, 10 years old. I didn't know how to interpret the vision back then. In the dream I was really scared, and I was seeing smoke, and I thought it was the end of time. When I saw my vision coming true last summer I knew what everything meant. The smoke in my dream was the dust from the mountain. There were fires up there, too, but it was mostly dust. I'm a part-time psychic. I've accurately predicted quite a few things in my life... Most notably, our house burning down. I usually can't predict things that are actually useful, though. I guess I've still not really learned how to control my "psychic powers." But, that's another topic for another day... But, anyway, the mountain in this picture is just about half as tall as it used to be. I'll try to sketch the way the mountain used to look right about here:

Mickey Vs. Mouse

2009-06-26T12:25:00.002-05:00

World Record Books, Here I Come!

2009-06-15T21:27:00.002-05:00

I was always kinda sickly as a child. It seemed that I was always sick, growing up. I had a three-year stretch without being sick period, from 2003-2006. It was amazing! Ever since January I've been sick, like, every other week. I think my immune system got screwed up, or something, in January when I had bronchitis. I finally got over that in mid-March. Toward the end of April I got sick again. On May 22nd, yes, I got sick again. And, on June 13th I got sick yet again! So, I've decided to make the most of my sickness. I'm going to try to be in the Guinness Book Of World Records for being sick more times in a year than anyone else in the world!

Anger Management Issues

2009-06-15T00:19:00.003-05:00

Cruel Connection Reunion!

2009-06-05T01:28:00.001-05:00

Black Sabbath's back, man!

By The Way

2009-06-01T00:41:00.002-05:00

Meet Mickey! We got this little monster on May 6th for an anniversary present. I keep forgetting to mention him on here. Been kinda busy with stuff...

US. Postal Service Idea

2009-05-26T23:13:00.001-05:00

(Forward from Roger)

Payback is fun!!
WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES or front. WE THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. WE'LL START WRITING IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR ENVELOPES, TOO! ----------

Including BillsYou may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say 'IN GOD WE TRUST,' The law, they say, is being violated. Anyway, we heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write ' IN GOD WE TRUST' on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto, and -----all the money we use to buy stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea.. We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed.

If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping..........'IN GOD WE TRUST ' on our envelopes sounds good to us ...SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING A STAMP MADE TOO........lets use it as our signature on e-mails, too!

It's been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, we have a very hard time understanding why there's such a fuss about having' In God We Trust!' on our money and having God in the pledge of Allegiance. Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to 'sit down and shut up'? If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete!!!

BUT REMEMBER IF YOU DELETE THIS, that's one reason why this world is in the mess we're in now. WE SIT BACK & LET IT HAPPEN!!

IN GOD WE TRUST
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

That Old Drunk Man!

2009-05-26T00:48:00.003-05:00

Eat More Popcorn!!!

2009-05-26T00:17:00.002-05:00