Back With A Vengeance (And A Beard)

I made my triumphant return to Chatty, last night, around 6:00. I didn't shave the whole time I was there. I was, originally, protesting my being in Myrtle Beach, and was going to shave when I got back to WV. But, I got used to the attention I was getting, so I decided to keep the beard for a while longer. I've never had a beard before. It's kinda fun.

As for the big, much-hyped, WDN video... Well, it didn't happen! "Reporters On The Beach" was cancelled. The tenth edition, last year, will likely be the last time you'll hear the title "Reporters On The Beach." There will be no "Reporters On The Beach 11." I apologize to the fans, but it's been obvious, for the last few years, that "ROTB" had lost its magic, and was no longer interesting, either to you, or me. This was not planned. It just happened... But... This is not the end of WDN. It's just the end of a segment of WDN. WDN will probably live forever.

Fans of Cruel Music will be pleased to hear that, although there was no "Reporters On The Beach 11" video, there WAS a video! And, it's going to become a staple of Cruel Music... Introducing: "Junebugg Fewget." This new adventure will be a combination of everything you've ever saw, or heard, from Cruel Music, in it's 13-year history. As the title might suggest, it's just me. Me recording music, or, in the case of this year's Myrtle Beach trip, me making videos. The video that was completed in Myrtle Beach is titled, "Junebugg Fewget's Big, Wild 2005 Myrtle Beach Vacation." It's hard to describe, actually... It's similar to WDN, in that it involves humor. But, I think the best definition of this tape would be a "visual blog." It was a lot of fun to make, and I think you'll be seeing a lot more of this kind of thing in the future... Hope you enjoy!

Myrtle Beach, Here I Come!!!

So, I'm heading to Myrtle Beach, tomorrow, ready or not! Hopefully, I'll find myself there, and bring me back to Chattaroy. Kinda not looking forward to the vacation. I don't feel good about it. Bad vibes, man! It'd suck if I die, or something. Bummer. "Life was just beginning, for young Junebug." Yeah... That would suck! I was just starting to get the hang of life. Umm... If I do die, though, I apologize for leaving so soon.

Anyway, hoping to do lots of crazy stuff for WDN, while I'm in Myrtle Beach. It's been too long since I was crazy... And, I'm kinda feeling crazy now, so that would fit the mood. WDN... "Reporters On The Beach 11," we're calling it. And, when I say "we're," I mean "I'm." That's kinda the way things have been at Cruel Music, in recent years. I'm all alone, as with life... But, hey, I'm happy, so bite me! Just me, Mom, and Dad are going this year. Shouldn't be very crowded... Hey, maybe I'll drag Mom and Dad into the video thing. It's always fun to annoy the crap out of them, especially Dad, because he gets so mad.

We got 2 pretty good mud slides, this morning, from the insane rain. That's going to be fun to clean up when I get back.

Hey, kids, kill your hair!!!

I forgot to mention this, the other day... I cut, pretty much, every bit of my hair off, Thursday. As you'll recall, I gave myself a mullet, back in October. Well, turns out that wasn't such a good idea. Go figure! So, I wanted to let it grow back. Only problem with that was that it looked really weird. My hair has not been all one length since 2003, when it started falling out. I kept it all one length for about 5 years, and I kinda liked it that way, until I went bald. So, now, thanks to modern technology, I'm not bald anymore. I wanted my hair to be all the same length again, so I made it that way. And, as a result, my hair is the shortest length that it's been for 16 years right now. It's short, man! It doesn't even touch my chin. Most people seem to like it this way, but let me tell you, it really sucks... I'll be letting it grow down to my buttocks after this ordeal.