For some weird reason, the alarm clock went off, this morning, at 6:30. I don't remember setting it. I knew I didn't have to work, so why would I have done such a thing? Force of habit, maybe? Hmmm... So, we went back to sleep. I woke up again around 7, rolled over, and kissed Baby Girl, and told her that I love her. I fell asleep again until, like, 8, when the phone rung... It was a bill collector trying to find Hugh M. Lowe. Ain't it supposed to be illegal for those guys to call after 8pm, and on weekends? Heh heh. So, after we woke up that time, we just laid there, and held each other for a couple hours, like we always do when I get a day off. I tell my Denise all the time, and I've probably written it in the blog before, too, but her heart is the best gift anyone has ever given me.
What to do today? Day 2 of the vacation... I'd kinda like to rip my computer's guts out, and figure out why it sucks, but that would take a while, so I don't know... Kinda wanna do some more surveys, too. I have a nice little assortment of those things. They're always fun. "10" is fixing chicken and dumplings later, so I'll probably grab those, and maybe look at Debra's computer to see why it sucks. Need to cut lots of grass, but I probably won't. I'll probably, mostly, just lay around and be lazy, like yesterday, and cover my soulmate with kisses all day... But, first things first... It's time to go fix some pancakes and eggs, and stuff our bellies...
Friday, August 25, 2006
I'm officially on vacation now! This will be the first time I've ever taken a vacation without actually going anywhere. That's kinda depressing. I should be packing for dear old Myrtle Beach right now, and hitting the road first thing tomorrow morning, and walking on the beach tomorrow night... Man, I'm really missing Myrtle Beach!!! Especially the whole walking on the beach thing. That's my most favorite outdoor activity of all time... Walking on the beach, looking at the stars, while the ocean wind is blowing in my face... This is the first year since, like, 1996 that I haven't been to the beach... Have I mentioned that life sucks? Seriously, dude, my baby girl, my soulmate, my Denise is the only good thing about life. Everything else is crap! So, no beach this year... But, at least I'll get to spend lots and lots of time with my Denise next week. =)
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Ramblings
I hardly ever get a chance to write in the blog anymore... I hardly ever get a chance to do much of anything anymore, actually! Heh heh. But, that's another story for another day... I should be cutting grass for my landlord-monkey-guy right now, but I thought I'd just take a minute to vent out some of the things that have been bugging me lately... So, here goes...
As previously noted, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! What's up with that, man?! There are still 24 hours in a day, right? No one didn't steal time, or anything like that, did they? Seems like all I ever get done anymore is sleep, go to work, and cut grass... And, all I really want to do is spend every minute of every day with my beautiful Denise.
Something that's been increasingly annoying to me over the last few years... And, ESPECIALLY these last few months... My uncle... Not going to mention any names, but he knows who he is, and there's a good chance that most of you reading this will know who he is. He's the one uncle who is going through "new money syndrome" at the moment. This uncle was really cool with me all my life. He was funny. He'd come around, and play video games with us, laugh at our crazy WDN tapes, and laugh at our comic books. He was cool, ya know? He was FRIGGIN' cool! Then, one day he got a big promotion at work. He started making tons of money. And, I mean, I was happy for the guy, because he'd been dirt-poor all his life, just like me, and just like everyone else in the family. But, like most people, he let that money go straight to his head. He started acting like he was better than everyone else in the family. He stopped coming around. He stopped being cool, period. And, a few months ago, he made a fatal mistake, in my book. Can't really go into details without giving away his identity, so I guess that kinda takes the fun out of the story, huh? Heh heh. But, if you're reading this, dear old uncle, don't ever ask me for another favor, because I'm not going to lift a finger to help you, unless you change your ways. Money isn't everything, man! Gawd!!! Remind me to never turn into my uncle when I get a better paying job!
Ahhh... A better paying job... Don't get me wrong, I hate money, and greed, and my money-grubbing, greedy-ass uncle, but it would be really really nice to actually be able to afford some things in life! Who made that rule anyway? Why do we have to work? Why do we have to have money? Whoever said that we have to have money in order to live?! I hate society's rules more than ever now. Why is it that I spend 6 days a week at work, and I still end up having to borrow money from my aunt "10" every month, so I can pay the friggin' rent?! I've been looking into getting a better job. It's not a job that's going to turn me into a millionaire over-night, like my uncle, and turn me into a greedy turd like him... But, at least I'll be able to afford to buy our groceries, and even get cable TV. Of course, I don't have time to apply for this new job, but just in case I find some time, keep your fingers crossed for me, mmm k?
Free time could be a reality next week... I'm going on vacation!!! Woo hoo, dig? Sure, I can't afford to actually go anywhere, but, DUDE, it'll feel good good good to get some time off from work, and get to kick back and relax, and spend lots of time with my angel baby!
Back to the monkey... The great house hunt of 2006 is still going on (and still failing miserably, by the way). Why can't there be any decent, affordable, local houses in the world?! We've been trying to get out of here for 3 months now, and we're still trapped! Cross your fingers for that one too, won't you? "Gee, man, I hope Junebug and Denise find a house soon!" Something like that, ya know? We got shot down, yet again, today!
Sleepy... That's another thing! Why do I stay sleepy all the time?! Is that monkey pumping some kind of toxic gases in this trailer to make us stay tired all the time?!
And, what about my sideburns?! They won't grow, man! I've been trying to let them grow back out for about a month, and they're still not filling in right...
Anyone out there know an exorcist, by any chance? Yeah, that's another thing... We're in dire need of an exorcist to come in, and check Ozzy out. He's this sweet, innocent, little kitten when you first wake up in the morning. He's always purring, and rubbing against your leg, and whatnot. But, as the day goes on, he becomes possessed by the devil, and gets really mean. He starts biting you for no reason, and getting into everything... Constantly climbing around in places where he doesn't belong, trying to eat the garbage, playing with toilet paper and/or paper towels, eating your shoes, etc... He's evil, I tell you, EVIL!!!
And, who the crap is "Hugh Lowe?!" We get 20,000 phone calls for "Hugh Lowe," or his wife, Loretta, a day! He's not here already!!! Leave us alone!!!
Why do my bones pop every time I move?! What's that all about?! I'm 30-friggin' years old! Why do I feel like I'm falling apart?! I screwed my right knee up today... By walking down some steps! Yeah, really, I crap you not, friends. I was walking down steps, and all at once, my knee gave out on me. I can't even hardly bend the thing now!
So... I guess I'll eat now, get ready to go to bed, and wait for the whole, lame process to start all over again tomorrow... Peace, my brothers and sisters, ya know what I'm sayin'?
As previously noted, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! What's up with that, man?! There are still 24 hours in a day, right? No one didn't steal time, or anything like that, did they? Seems like all I ever get done anymore is sleep, go to work, and cut grass... And, all I really want to do is spend every minute of every day with my beautiful Denise.
Something that's been increasingly annoying to me over the last few years... And, ESPECIALLY these last few months... My uncle... Not going to mention any names, but he knows who he is, and there's a good chance that most of you reading this will know who he is. He's the one uncle who is going through "new money syndrome" at the moment. This uncle was really cool with me all my life. He was funny. He'd come around, and play video games with us, laugh at our crazy WDN tapes, and laugh at our comic books. He was cool, ya know? He was FRIGGIN' cool! Then, one day he got a big promotion at work. He started making tons of money. And, I mean, I was happy for the guy, because he'd been dirt-poor all his life, just like me, and just like everyone else in the family. But, like most people, he let that money go straight to his head. He started acting like he was better than everyone else in the family. He stopped coming around. He stopped being cool, period. And, a few months ago, he made a fatal mistake, in my book. Can't really go into details without giving away his identity, so I guess that kinda takes the fun out of the story, huh? Heh heh. But, if you're reading this, dear old uncle, don't ever ask me for another favor, because I'm not going to lift a finger to help you, unless you change your ways. Money isn't everything, man! Gawd!!! Remind me to never turn into my uncle when I get a better paying job!
Ahhh... A better paying job... Don't get me wrong, I hate money, and greed, and my money-grubbing, greedy-ass uncle, but it would be really really nice to actually be able to afford some things in life! Who made that rule anyway? Why do we have to work? Why do we have to have money? Whoever said that we have to have money in order to live?! I hate society's rules more than ever now. Why is it that I spend 6 days a week at work, and I still end up having to borrow money from my aunt "10" every month, so I can pay the friggin' rent?! I've been looking into getting a better job. It's not a job that's going to turn me into a millionaire over-night, like my uncle, and turn me into a greedy turd like him... But, at least I'll be able to afford to buy our groceries, and even get cable TV. Of course, I don't have time to apply for this new job, but just in case I find some time, keep your fingers crossed for me, mmm k?
Free time could be a reality next week... I'm going on vacation!!! Woo hoo, dig? Sure, I can't afford to actually go anywhere, but, DUDE, it'll feel good good good to get some time off from work, and get to kick back and relax, and spend lots of time with my angel baby!
Back to the monkey... The great house hunt of 2006 is still going on (and still failing miserably, by the way). Why can't there be any decent, affordable, local houses in the world?! We've been trying to get out of here for 3 months now, and we're still trapped! Cross your fingers for that one too, won't you? "Gee, man, I hope Junebug and Denise find a house soon!" Something like that, ya know? We got shot down, yet again, today!
Sleepy... That's another thing! Why do I stay sleepy all the time?! Is that monkey pumping some kind of toxic gases in this trailer to make us stay tired all the time?!
And, what about my sideburns?! They won't grow, man! I've been trying to let them grow back out for about a month, and they're still not filling in right...
Anyone out there know an exorcist, by any chance? Yeah, that's another thing... We're in dire need of an exorcist to come in, and check Ozzy out. He's this sweet, innocent, little kitten when you first wake up in the morning. He's always purring, and rubbing against your leg, and whatnot. But, as the day goes on, he becomes possessed by the devil, and gets really mean. He starts biting you for no reason, and getting into everything... Constantly climbing around in places where he doesn't belong, trying to eat the garbage, playing with toilet paper and/or paper towels, eating your shoes, etc... He's evil, I tell you, EVIL!!!
And, who the crap is "Hugh Lowe?!" We get 20,000 phone calls for "Hugh Lowe," or his wife, Loretta, a day! He's not here already!!! Leave us alone!!!
Why do my bones pop every time I move?! What's that all about?! I'm 30-friggin' years old! Why do I feel like I'm falling apart?! I screwed my right knee up today... By walking down some steps! Yeah, really, I crap you not, friends. I was walking down steps, and all at once, my knee gave out on me. I can't even hardly bend the thing now!
So... I guess I'll eat now, get ready to go to bed, and wait for the whole, lame process to start all over again tomorrow... Peace, my brothers and sisters, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Friday, August 18, 2006
WTC
I went to the theater, today, with my Denise and my mom. We saw "World Trade Center." It really bothered me... Why haven't we wiped the people responsible for that day off the face of the planet yet?!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
WDN Chatters 803
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? Denise (My Soulmate)
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Do you REALLY want to know that?!
3. What are you listening to right now? L.A. Guns "Crystal Eyes"
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? I'm not allowed to give my phone number to strangers
5. What was the last thing you ate? Sausage & egg biscuit... Good stuff!
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Clear.
7. How is the weather right now? Pleasant-like. 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky... That's the way it should stay!
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Carol. Heh heh.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/preferred sex? I don't notice anything about the opposite sex now, because I have my soulmate, thank you.
10. Favorite type of Food? Golly, that's hard to say! I love Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and American! No favorite, I'm afraid.
11. Do you drink? I drink a cup of (Florida style) Sunny Delight, a gallon of water a day, and usually 2 cans of pop (preferrably Pepsi).
12. Do you smoke? Never.
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? Sorry, can't help you on that one either... Never been drunk... Never wanna be...
14. Hair color? Kinda brown / muddy blonde.
15. What is your eye color? Blue.
16. Do you wear contacts? No.
17. Favorite Holiday? I love all holidays equally. I don't discriminate things of that nature.
18. Favorite Month? See #17. I don't discriminate. As long as I'm alive, and healthy, every time, month, moment are my favorites...
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? That's usually the ONLY time I cry is when it's for no reason.
22. Are u too shy to ask someone out? I used to be.
23.If you can say something to someone right now what would it be? I love you, Denise!
24. Hugs or Kisses? Kiss kiss, and big bear hugs.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, Vanilla, heck I'll eat anything!
26. Who is least likely to respond? Patrick Swayze.
27. Who is most likely to respond? Willy Wonka.
28. Who do you want to respond? Charlie Brown.
29. What books are you reading? Some Jim Morrison book... "The Life & Death Of..." or something like that. I've been reading a page every day since December 4th. I'm almost halfway done now!
30. Piercings? My eyes.
31. Favorite Movie? Probably "Back To The Future," but I also love Star Wars, Tombstone, Young Guns, Forest Gump, Titanic, Armageddon, and anything Nicolas Cage has ever made.
32. Favorite football team? The C-Side Screamin' Devils With Antlers Above Their Ears.
33.What were you doing before this? Kissin' my girl.
34. Any pets? 1 brat (cat) Ozzy. He's loco, amigos!
35.Screen name? - Noneya.
34. Butter popcorn, plain, or salted? Whatever.
37. Dogs or cats? cats
38. Favorite flower? Phlox.
39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? I never do things I'm not supposed to be doing, because I'm not supposed to be doing those things for a reason...
40. Are you taken or single? Taken.
41. Have you ever loved someone? Not until I loved Denise. She's the real deal!!!
42. Who would you like to see right now? The person that I see right now sitting on my lap, my baby girl.
43. Are you still friends with your exes? I love "The X Files." Watch it every day! ...Oh, different type of X? Umm... No, my exes were mean to me, otherwise they wouldn't be exes, now, would they, hmmm?
44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, and I've peed behind a tree, too! I'm a true wilderness man.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? I love it! Oh, wait a minute... I've never been on a plane before!
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right. Caught me red-handed!
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? That varies from night to night. Sometimes I sleep on my pillow, sometimes I sleep on mine and Denise's both, and sometimes Denise is my pillow (while she's sleeping on both pillows, making it, technically, 3 pillows, even though we only have 2 pillows on our bed, per se...)
50. Do you have a Tattoo? My baby girl is my new tattoo, she'll be with me forever and ever, just like a real tattoo.... But, if you're talkoing about the kind that involves ink, then, no. I dislike needles muchly.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Do you REALLY want to know that?!
3. What are you listening to right now? L.A. Guns "Crystal Eyes"
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? I'm not allowed to give my phone number to strangers
5. What was the last thing you ate? Sausage & egg biscuit... Good stuff!
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Clear.
7. How is the weather right now? Pleasant-like. 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky... That's the way it should stay!
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Carol. Heh heh.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/preferred sex? I don't notice anything about the opposite sex now, because I have my soulmate, thank you.
10. Favorite type of Food? Golly, that's hard to say! I love Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and American! No favorite, I'm afraid.
11. Do you drink? I drink a cup of (Florida style) Sunny Delight, a gallon of water a day, and usually 2 cans of pop (preferrably Pepsi).
12. Do you smoke? Never.
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? Sorry, can't help you on that one either... Never been drunk... Never wanna be...
14. Hair color? Kinda brown / muddy blonde.
15. What is your eye color? Blue.
16. Do you wear contacts? No.
17. Favorite Holiday? I love all holidays equally. I don't discriminate things of that nature.
18. Favorite Month? See #17. I don't discriminate. As long as I'm alive, and healthy, every time, month, moment are my favorites...
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? That's usually the ONLY time I cry is when it's for no reason.
22. Are u too shy to ask someone out? I used to be.
23.If you can say something to someone right now what would it be? I love you, Denise!
24. Hugs or Kisses? Kiss kiss, and big bear hugs.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, Vanilla, heck I'll eat anything!
26. Who is least likely to respond? Patrick Swayze.
27. Who is most likely to respond? Willy Wonka.
28. Who do you want to respond? Charlie Brown.
29. What books are you reading? Some Jim Morrison book... "The Life & Death Of..." or something like that. I've been reading a page every day since December 4th. I'm almost halfway done now!
30. Piercings? My eyes.
31. Favorite Movie? Probably "Back To The Future," but I also love Star Wars, Tombstone, Young Guns, Forest Gump, Titanic, Armageddon, and anything Nicolas Cage has ever made.
32. Favorite football team? The C-Side Screamin' Devils With Antlers Above Their Ears.
33.What were you doing before this? Kissin' my girl.
34. Any pets? 1 brat (cat) Ozzy. He's loco, amigos!
35.Screen name? - Noneya.
34. Butter popcorn, plain, or salted? Whatever.
37. Dogs or cats? cats
38. Favorite flower? Phlox.
39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? I never do things I'm not supposed to be doing, because I'm not supposed to be doing those things for a reason...
40. Are you taken or single? Taken.
41. Have you ever loved someone? Not until I loved Denise. She's the real deal!!!
42. Who would you like to see right now? The person that I see right now sitting on my lap, my baby girl.
43. Are you still friends with your exes? I love "The X Files." Watch it every day! ...Oh, different type of X? Umm... No, my exes were mean to me, otherwise they wouldn't be exes, now, would they, hmmm?
44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, and I've peed behind a tree, too! I'm a true wilderness man.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? I love it! Oh, wait a minute... I've never been on a plane before!
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right. Caught me red-handed!
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? That varies from night to night. Sometimes I sleep on my pillow, sometimes I sleep on mine and Denise's both, and sometimes Denise is my pillow (while she's sleeping on both pillows, making it, technically, 3 pillows, even though we only have 2 pillows on our bed, per se...)
50. Do you have a Tattoo? My baby girl is my new tattoo, she'll be with me forever and ever, just like a real tattoo.... But, if you're talkoing about the kind that involves ink, then, no. I dislike needles muchly.
Rosie And The Originals
It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel Baby, my Angel Baby
When you are near me my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel Baby, my Angel Baby
Oooh, I love you, ooooh I do
No one could love you like I do
oooooooooh oooooooooh oooooooh ooooooh ooooh ooooh oooooooh ooooh oooh
Please never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel Baby, my Angel Baby
it's just like heaven being with you dear
I could never stay away without you near
because i love you, i love you
i do, Angel Baby, my Angel Baby
Oooooh, I love you, oooh I do. No one could love you like I do.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
WDN Chatters 802
Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False.
Best
1. Male friend: J.R.M.
2. Female friend: My soulmate, my Denise
3. Vacation: Closets
Worst
1. Time of day: 1:17p.m.
2. Day of the Week: Yesterday
3. Food: Those bacon / cheddar cheese chicken nuggets that "10" bought for us last month.
4. Memory: That day that I fell, and forgot how to pee.
Last
1. Person you saw: Besides Baby Girl, that dude who changed the oil in my car.
2. Talked to on the phone: Mum
3. Text: I've never been to Texas
4. IMed: I don't believe in that.
5. Messaged over myspace: Baby Girl
Today
1. What are you doing now: Kissing Denise.
2. Wearing: Cold feet
3. Better than yesterday: Every day just gets better, and better, and better, and better...
Tomorrow
1. Is: Yesterday
2. Got any plans: Go to Washington DC, and killing the first politician I see.
3. Dislikes about tomorrow? I'll probably end up going to jail for it.
Favorite
1. Number: 14,000,641,286.
2. Song: Anything as long as it's not Vanilla Ice
3. Color: Summer
4. Season: Red
Currently
1. Missing someone: I miss Freddy Kruger like crazy, man! Where has he been for so long?!
2. Mood: Sleepy, hungry, sick to my stomach, and happy, because I keep getting kisses from Denise while I'm typing this.
3. Wanting: To go to Myrtle Beach, and smell the ocean air as I dive off a pier into the wet sand below.
True or False:
I am a cuddler: No, I'm an American!
I am a morning person: Yeah, sure, whatever
I am an only child: I'm 30. I've not been a child for quite some time.
I am currently in pajamas: I'm currently in what I slept in last night... If you want to consider that pajamas, then I'm game!
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: My suffering stopped on April 2nd.
I am addicted to myspace: No. It's evil.
I am online 24/7: For 24 minutes every 7 days... Yes.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: No, but I do enjoy ginger bread cookies.
I can be paranoid at times: The truth is out there.
I currently regret something that I have done: I regret nothing! You can't take me alive, Copper!
When I get mad, I curse frequently: No, I'm not a witch.
I enjoy country music: I enjoy throwing up every time I hear country music, because it drowns out the noise of that crappy music.
I enjoy jazz music: Kinda sorta
I love smoothies: Is that dirty? Kinda sounds kinky...
I enjoy talking on the phone: No, phones are evil.
I have a crush: I haven't drank that pop in years! I prefer Pepsi, myself.
I have a hard time paying attention at school: When I was in school, yes... College, to be more exact. It was lame. High school was okay, I guess, but I was always day-dreaming about getting out of school so me and the boys could jam.
I have a hidden talent: Yes, true... I can fart through my nose.
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy: No, I usually land on the safety net below.
I have all my grandparents: All of my mom's parents, but none of my dad's.
I have at least one brother and/or sister: I have one sister. She's very abusive toward me and my hamster, though, so we tend to not eat together anymore.
I have been told that I have a sense of humor: Never.
I have broken a bone: No, but I've broken a bananna before.
I have changed a diaper: Back when I was a baby I changed my own diaper frequently, because my mom didn't like the way my yellow poopie smelled.
I have changed a lot over the past year: God, yeah. For the better, definitely.
I have done something illegal: Once I snorted mustard.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Yes, and I've seen friends I've never had, too.
I have had major/minor surgery: Oh yes... I almost forgot! One time I had to have my elbow surgically removed to prevent my appendix from rupturing. They replaced my elbow (the one on my left arm, by the way) with a jar of peanut butter.
I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months: No. Scissors have not touched this mane since August 1, 2005.
Best
1. Male friend: J.R.M.
2. Female friend: My soulmate, my Denise
3. Vacation: Closets
Worst
1. Time of day: 1:17p.m.
2. Day of the Week: Yesterday
3. Food: Those bacon / cheddar cheese chicken nuggets that "10" bought for us last month.
4. Memory: That day that I fell, and forgot how to pee.
Last
1. Person you saw: Besides Baby Girl, that dude who changed the oil in my car.
2. Talked to on the phone: Mum
3. Text: I've never been to Texas
4. IMed: I don't believe in that.
5. Messaged over myspace: Baby Girl
Today
1. What are you doing now: Kissing Denise.
2. Wearing: Cold feet
3. Better than yesterday: Every day just gets better, and better, and better, and better...
Tomorrow
1. Is: Yesterday
2. Got any plans: Go to Washington DC, and killing the first politician I see.
3. Dislikes about tomorrow? I'll probably end up going to jail for it.
Favorite
1. Number: 14,000,641,286.
2. Song: Anything as long as it's not Vanilla Ice
3. Color: Summer
4. Season: Red
Currently
1. Missing someone: I miss Freddy Kruger like crazy, man! Where has he been for so long?!
2. Mood: Sleepy, hungry, sick to my stomach, and happy, because I keep getting kisses from Denise while I'm typing this.
3. Wanting: To go to Myrtle Beach, and smell the ocean air as I dive off a pier into the wet sand below.
True or False:
I am a cuddler: No, I'm an American!
I am a morning person: Yeah, sure, whatever
I am an only child: I'm 30. I've not been a child for quite some time.
I am currently in pajamas: I'm currently in what I slept in last night... If you want to consider that pajamas, then I'm game!
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: My suffering stopped on April 2nd.
I am addicted to myspace: No. It's evil.
I am online 24/7: For 24 minutes every 7 days... Yes.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: No, but I do enjoy ginger bread cookies.
I can be paranoid at times: The truth is out there.
I currently regret something that I have done: I regret nothing! You can't take me alive, Copper!
When I get mad, I curse frequently: No, I'm not a witch.
I enjoy country music: I enjoy throwing up every time I hear country music, because it drowns out the noise of that crappy music.
I enjoy jazz music: Kinda sorta
I love smoothies: Is that dirty? Kinda sounds kinky...
I enjoy talking on the phone: No, phones are evil.
I have a crush: I haven't drank that pop in years! I prefer Pepsi, myself.
I have a hard time paying attention at school: When I was in school, yes... College, to be more exact. It was lame. High school was okay, I guess, but I was always day-dreaming about getting out of school so me and the boys could jam.
I have a hidden talent: Yes, true... I can fart through my nose.
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy: No, I usually land on the safety net below.
I have all my grandparents: All of my mom's parents, but none of my dad's.
I have at least one brother and/or sister: I have one sister. She's very abusive toward me and my hamster, though, so we tend to not eat together anymore.
I have been told that I have a sense of humor: Never.
I have broken a bone: No, but I've broken a bananna before.
I have changed a diaper: Back when I was a baby I changed my own diaper frequently, because my mom didn't like the way my yellow poopie smelled.
I have changed a lot over the past year: God, yeah. For the better, definitely.
I have done something illegal: Once I snorted mustard.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Yes, and I've seen friends I've never had, too.
I have had major/minor surgery: Oh yes... I almost forgot! One time I had to have my elbow surgically removed to prevent my appendix from rupturing. They replaced my elbow (the one on my left arm, by the way) with a jar of peanut butter.
I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months: No. Scissors have not touched this mane since August 1, 2005.
There's been a lot going on, lately. I haven't really had time to talk about much of anything, except for the house-hunting game, and stuff... Haven't talked about music, or movies, or my baby girl as much as I want to. Hoping to change all that soon, and get this blog back to its normal sort of goofiness... One thing that I keep forgetting to mention is that I'm going to be an uncle for the first time ever. Pretty excited about that. Debra told us the news on Father's Day, so it's been a while... Oopsie! It's not that I don't care, because I do... It's just that, well, like I said, things have been crazy around here, with all the landlord wars, and whatnot. I've just been wanting to vent out as much of that negative energy as I can, ya know? Do you forgive me? I thought you might. =)
Monday, August 07, 2006
"The Long, Slow Goodbye"
Yesterday was "Brother" Chris's last day at work. He's moving on to bigger and better things. Brave man... I hate goodbyes! "They never get any easier." I almost cried when it was time to clock out. That place is not going to be the same without him. Chris played a big part in my decistion to return to work in November, and now he's leaving! Not much point in me staying there now... Except there's not really any jobs here, and I'm kinda stuck with it for now... Anyway, I'm going to miss you, Chris. God bless you, my brother.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Rent...
I have $385 in my pocket right this minute... Can someone please tell me why I'm getting ready to give $375 to a monkey? Gawd, I hate our landlord!!!
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