I'm taking a well-deserved, hard-earned break from my hectic work/school schedule to do a new survey... And, by "new" I mean that it's been lying around since, like, May waiting for me to do it... Here:
If you could get a tattoo today what would you get and where?
I'd kinda like to get a tattoo of a piece of poop on my butt.
What is your favorite thrill ride of all time?
By "thrill ride" do you mean, like, amusement park ride? If so, then I'd say the Hurricane. That was cool.
Have you ever been in the NASA ball at any carnival or festival?
The what?! I went to NASA's Astronaut Hall Of Fame one time. That was great!
What is on top of your dresser at home?
A tv.
Do you actually hang your clothes on hangers?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?! They'd get all wrinkled up, and stuff, if not.
How often do you do an all out cleaning of the house?
Whenever it needs it.
If you had the money to pay someone to follow you around all day, what would that person be doing?
Umm... Following me around all day! Did you forget that fast?!
What was your favorite childhood board game?
I wasn't really into board games. I had this Mario Brothers game, and Monopoly, and all that, but we didn't play them very much.
What is your favorite board game now?
As if my tastes have changed over the years? No, dude. Nothing.
What was your favorite game to play in gym class?
Kick ball. I was going to go pro with that one. Dodge Ball was pretty awesome, too.
Where do you work and what do you do?
I work at an artificial cow processing plant, where I am in charge of all business transactions involving feces.
What did you want to be when you grew up when you were in 4th grade?
Nothing. I kid you not. I knew from an early age that I didn't belong here, and that I didn't agree with society's rules, and that it's wrong to have to work to "live."
Do you know how to ski/snowboard?
No, but I'm going to learn one day.
Can you do a backbend?
No. I have six herniated discs in my spine.
Do you like to jump on trampolines?
Yes, I did enjoy it quite a bit before I herniated the six discs in my spine.
Do your parents have a pool and if they do can I come visit?
They had a pool until the mud slide buried it in 2003.
What is your favorite cereal to eat for breakfast?
Golden Grahams, mostly. Also Honey Combs, Lucky Charms, and Apple Jacks. Pac Man cereal was my all-time favorite, but they kinda stopped making that in, like, 1986.
What was the worst Christmas present you have ever received?
Nothing has ever been bad, really. I'm just thankful for what I get, and what I've got, and that I'm alive to celebrate Christmas.
If you could own any exotic animal for a pet (tame of course) what would you get?
I don't know! A shark, maybe?
Do you like strobe lights?
Yeah, sure.
What size is your bed?
Queen.
What is your favorite food item to make?
Pancakes.
If Christmas was tomorrow what would be on your wish list?
Anything, really. Or, nothing at all. I'm happy regardless.
Have you ever made a snow man?
Yeah, pretty much every time it's ever snowed deep enough to do such a thing.
Do you have a tradition that seems silly?
They may seem silly to other people, but they make perfect sense to me... Like, I always watch "Groundhog Day" every year on Groundhog Day. I always watch "The Mothman Prophecies" on Halloween. I always watch "Family Man" on Christmas. I like to go into a trance every New Year's Eve, and "see" what's going to happen in the following year.
What is your favorite Yankee candle scent?
My what?!
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever.
Would you cut your hair today if you had the chance?
No. I stopped cutting my hair in 2005.
What do you do right before you go to bed?
Pray.
What is your favorite flavor tea?
Lipton Brisk Iced Green Apple Tea is great... Also raspberry green tea, and goji berry green tea, and ginger chamomile.
What is your starbucks usual?
I refuse to spend my hard-earned money in that greedy place. But, in other, more sensible, coffee shops I love french vanilla frappes, and gingerbread cappuccinos.
What is your favorite kind of cake?
There is no bad cake. Every cake is my favorite cake. Particularly black forest cakes.
Are you having a problem blowing out all your candles on your birthday recently?
No. I don't smoke.
Do you take pictures of yourself frequently?
Not really. My mom takes pictures of myself frequently, though.
Do you consider yourself a good gift giver?
In my younger days.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like someone famous?
Yes. People say that I look like Elmo on a daily basis.
What is sitting in your DVD player at home?
Nothing can sit in my DVD player it's too small... If you're asking what movie is in it, though, then I'd tell you "VH1 Classic Albums: Nirvana 'Nevermind.'"
What is the next piece of furniture you need to buy on your "need to get" list?
A new bed would be cool... But, again, I'm happy, and thankful for what I have.
When was your last water balloon war?
That time me, Roger, and Nathan threw water balloons at passing cars, back in 1990. They got in trouble, but I escaped.
On a scale of 1-10 how vain are you?
I'm so vain I probably think this song is about me. So, I guess that'd have to be a 10.
