Tuesday, August 10, 2010
George Jones Lookalike
So, there's this guy that comes in the store all the time who looks EXACTLY like George Jones...
New Poopie
Is there a difference between the word 'bestfriend' and 'friend'?
Yeah. One has "best" in front of it, and the other one doesn't.
Can you touch your toes?
When I feel toey, I do.
Do you take walks often?
Not often enough.
Is silence really golden?I've never seen it; I couldn't tell you.
Are you afraid to grow up?
Yes.
Who were you with last night?
Hey pal, you didn't see a thing!
Can you count past 100?
No, but I can say the alphabet up to "Q," and then I get stuck.
What language do you want to learn?
Whatever language that is that all of these foreign people call English. Maybe then I can understand them. Seriously, I saw this woman at the store today that is a doctor, and I know for a fact that she has lived here for at least 30 years, because I saw her at the hospital when I was little, and she STILL can't speak English!
Any upcoming vacations?
Yeah, we're getting ready to go to Vacationville in a few weeks.
Do you care what people think of you?
Maybe when I was, like, two.
Would you call yourself smart?
Yes. I'm a genius. I've forgotten more than most people will ever learn in a lifetime.
Do you like to read?
I'm illiterate.
Plans for tomorrow?
Remember that old 60's song "Sha Nah Nah You've Got To Live For Today?"
Other than that?
Excuse Me?
Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Both. I lost it, and then I forgot where I lost it.
Have you been to most of your friends houses?
No. They smell kinda weird.
Do you like our President?
I guess he's about as good a puppet as anyone.
Do you enjoy drama ? No, I prefer horror or comedy.
Yeah. One has "best" in front of it, and the other one doesn't.
Can you touch your toes?
When I feel toey, I do.
Do you take walks often?
Not often enough.
Is silence really golden?I've never seen it; I couldn't tell you.
Are you afraid to grow up?
Yes.
Who were you with last night?
Hey pal, you didn't see a thing!
Can you count past 100?
No, but I can say the alphabet up to "Q," and then I get stuck.
What language do you want to learn?
Whatever language that is that all of these foreign people call English. Maybe then I can understand them. Seriously, I saw this woman at the store today that is a doctor, and I know for a fact that she has lived here for at least 30 years, because I saw her at the hospital when I was little, and she STILL can't speak English!
Any upcoming vacations?
Yeah, we're getting ready to go to Vacationville in a few weeks.
Do you care what people think of you?
Maybe when I was, like, two.
Would you call yourself smart?
Yes. I'm a genius. I've forgotten more than most people will ever learn in a lifetime.
Do you like to read?
I'm illiterate.
Plans for tomorrow?
Remember that old 60's song "Sha Nah Nah You've Got To Live For Today?"
Other than that?
Excuse Me?
Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Both. I lost it, and then I forgot where I lost it.
Have you been to most of your friends houses?
No. They smell kinda weird.
Do you like our President?
I guess he's about as good a puppet as anyone.
Do you enjoy drama ? No, I prefer horror or comedy.
August 10, 3:12am
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but Brandon is still staying up till 4:00 every night / morning. He took a nap at 1am, like he does every night. He usually sleeps for 30 minutes, and wakes up. Tonight he slept longer. We got all excited, and thought that he was going to actually sleep the whole night this time, but he woke up at 2.
Today would have been my uncle "March"'s 73rd birthday. That's hard to imagine... He died when he was 62 years and 6 months old. My dad is 62 years and 11 months old. He's older than "March" now. That's hard to imagine, too... My dad has out-lived his brother... Barely.
"Live" picture of Brandon...
What he's thinking: "Ha, ha! I'm going to keep you guys up till 6:00 this time!"
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