George Bush Gallery (Part 2)

Mustang 2.0

Got the car back today. Yippee, I guess... They say that a car is never the same once you get some body work done to it. I guess that applies whenever a "Mustang Specialist" works on your car, too. The first thing I noticed was that the dude let the paint run on the passenger's side door. He didn't replace the passenger's window, like he was supposed to -- Just left the old scratched up one on there. He didn't paint the whole front bumper, like he was supposed to -- Just put some touch-up paint on it. The antenna is not new -- The paint is chipped on it, and it's bent. And, then when I drove down the road, I realized that he didn't up the new windshield in right, because air is leaking through, causing this very annoying "hissing" sound. And, as if that's not enough to deal with, the dashboard is squeaking now every time I hit a bump in the road! Man...

George Bush Gallery (Part 1)

Found these on Yahoo Images yesterday. I didn't actually do any of this work myself. Yes, it's stolen. I'm not very creative. I just thought these pictures were funny, and wanted to share them with you nice folks. Thanks to whoever actually put these pictures together!

WDN Chatters 817

foodology

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Nope, I really don’t eat dressing. Too much fat.

2. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t know, they’re all good, really! Taco Bell, maybe? Burger King? Who knows?!

3. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Chinese place at the mall.

4. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
One dollar. Nothing more, nothing less.

5. What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick off of?
I don’t know, man! I’m not that wild about food, myself!

6. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni & cheese.

7. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, of course! What else CAN one put on toast?!

8. What is your favorite type of gum?
Orbit, Sweet Mint. Good stuff. Never loses its flavor, man!

technology

1. number of contacts in your cell phone?
4,743

2. number of contacts in your email address book?
4,742 (Bob doesn’t have email)

3. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Faeries.

4. how many televisions are in your house?
2

biology

1. are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed, left footed.

2. do you like your smile?
I can’t remember.

3. what's your best feature?
My left nostril is quite fetching.

4. have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My toenails.

5. which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My sixth one.

6. when was the last time you had a cavity?
2002, I think it was…

7. what is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A frying pan.

8. have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No, have you?

bullshitology

1. if it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It IS possible, you pooh!

2. is love for real?
I don’t know about yours, but mine is.

3. if you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Stephanie.

4. what color do you think looks best on you?
Turquoise and lime green.

5. have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. I swallowed Ozzy’s hairs on purpose.

6. have you ever saved someone's life?
Let’s not even talk about that.

7. has someone ever saved yours?
Yes. Denise.

dareology

You’re just making words up at this point, You!

1. would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way, man! But, for $100,001, you bet!

2. would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No, you idiot!

3. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Sure, for $200,000 I could just buy a robot finger.

4. would you never blog again for $50,000?
That’s just mean!

5. would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
$1,000?! Man, I’d do it for free!

6. would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
Shhh… Don’t tell anyone, but I have done that, actually.

7. would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Well, I don’t know… I DO enjoy reruns of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”

dumb logy

1. what is in your left pocket?
A box cutter, and an ink pen (I’m gonna slice someone’s tire later, and leave them a note).

2. is napoleon dynamite actually a good movie?
It’s the most over-rated movie of all time.

3. do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hard… Huh uh huh… Yeah… Wood…. Huh huh huh… That rules, Beavis!

4. do you sit or stand in the shower?
If you sit in the shower, wouldn’t that, technically, be called a bath, and not a shower?

5. could you live with roommates?
No, just soul mates.

6. how many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Twelve.

7. where were you born?
I’m not telling you that, you’ll hunt me down, and kill me!

8. last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2005. That year just sucked on SOOO many levels.

9. what do you want to be when you grow up?
A deer.

10. who is number 1 on your top 8?
My what?!

lastology

1. last friend you talked to?
Jeffery Dalmer.

2. last person you called?
Mum.

3. person you hugged?
Denise.favorite logy
Thought the last section was the lastest of the ologies!

1. number?
19

2. color?
Hot pink.

3. season?
Probably summer

current logy

1. missing someone?
No

2. mood?
Undepressed.

3. listening to?
Godsmack, kinda… I’m burning it.

4. watching?
The words on the computer screen.

5. worrying about?
Our $300 water bill.

randomology

1. first place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

2. what can you not wait to do?
Poop.

3. what's the last movie you saw?
“Charlotte’s Web,” the 2006 re-make.

4. do you smile often?
Used to. I’ve gotten more serious in my old-age.

5. are you a friendly person?
Again, used to. People are not friendly to me, so why bother?!

6. now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Go to work.

Mom Update

It seems like I'm doing a lot of whining these days... What's my problem?! I'm happy now! I've just turned the blog into a forum for whining, I guess... So, during all my whining, I forgot to mention how Mom's doing. A couple weeks ago, the doctors told her that her treatments are working, and that she's doing "exceptionally great," or some big, weird phrase like that. She doesn't have much cancer left in her liver at all, and even her bones are looking better. She says that she'll just have to take 2 or 3 more chemo treatments, and she'll be all done. Cool huh?

Job Search 2007

I wish I would've finished the job in 2005. Finished the job of finding a job, that is. I chickened out back then, and went back to the grocery store. I got a new job yesterday, and didn't take it! I would've been driving railroad workers around to different places, at all hours of the day. It would've been more money, but I would've been gone all the time. Money isn't everything. So, I didn't take the job. I stay away from home enough as it is! I sure don't want a job that's going to keep me away even longer! And besides, after my big deer fight, Monday, I don't think I want to be on the road any more than I have to now. The search goes on...

...A little like this

Oh My God, I Killed Bambi!!!

Exciting day. I was on my way to work today, and hit a deer! I guess that's something that everyone has to do, at least once in their life... Or, so I hear... I'm innocent, though. I didn't intentionally kill Bambi. You've gotta hear my side of the story "Before You Accuse Me." I was in the fast lane, right? There was a slow car in front of me, so I got over in the right lane to pass this slow poke. As I was passing the guy I saw a deer in the corner of my right eye... It just, literally, came out of nowhere... And, BOOM!!! I saw it flopping around on the shoulder of the road behind me. Then, I saw glass all around me... Then, I saw my busted windshield... Then, I saw that my side mirror was gone... So, I made the decision to just go on to work. What's the use in stopping, huh? I was running late as it was, and there was no point in stopping. The deer was dead, and there wasn't any danger in anyone else hitting it, and my car was dead. I just maintained my speed, and pretended like it never even happened... Until I got at the grocery store... Then, I was mad! The whole passenger's side of my awesome Mustang was, pretty much, ripped off by the roots! From the front bumper to the back bumper. And, as if to add insult to injury, the deer POOPED on my back fender! I was the center of attention at work. That was pretty neat. Kinda took my mind off being so mad. And, in a weird turn of events, the insurance company is actually going to pay for the damages! I figure there's AT LEAST $5,000 worth of damage, maybe more. So, I guess they'll be fixing the old Thanksgiving injuries to the car, too, because the deer's damage was, pretty much, right on top of the old damage. "Everything happens for a reason." Heh heh. So, eventually, I'll be driving a flawless car again. It'll probably take them, like, a month to fix the car, but at least they're going to fix it... Probably raise my insurance rates through the roof... But, they're fixing it... They're going to put a new windshield in Friday, but they're not even going to do an estimate until the 18th, so it's hard to say when they'll actually get around to fixing it... And, they're not going to get me a rental car, so that's kinda mean! I can't get my old Beretta back on the road, because the motor is dead. Mom is going to be my taxi cab for a while. That sucks! Anyway, here's the proof:

My boss said, "You'll always remember what song you were listening to when you hit that deer." And, I do. Nirvana's "Curmudgeon." =)

In other news, my jury duty stint is over! I didn't even have to serve any, and they're going to give me 80 bucks! How cool is that?

My "Heel Turn"

In professional wrestling (and I guess "real" sports would have it, too) "bad guys" are called "heels." I've been undergoing such a "heel turn" over the last couple years. Kinda. I used to always be "Mr. Nice Guy," and happy, and smiling around everyone. But, lately I've been thinking, "Why should I be nice to people who treat me like crap?!" So, as a result, I hardly talk to anyone at work anymore. If people are nice to me, then I'm nice back. But, for the most part, I'm just not speaking. Another huge factor in my heel turn is the fact that I'm, basically, working for NOTHING. Low pay, ya know? And, no matter what I do to impress my boss, and hope for a raise, he just won't give it to me. So, yeah, I don't speak to my boss... Which would kinda reflect on my old philosophy, I hate authority figures. Always have, always will. And also, because I hate rich people. Always have, always will. So, I tend to hate my boss. He's rich, and he sucks. I have three friends at work... Three people there that I trust. But, everyone else there SUCKS. I used to talk to people in other departments all the time, the vendors, and whatnot, but now I don't speak to anyone, other than those 3 people... Even though none of the people in other departments, or vendors, have actually "wronged me" in any way, it's just the fact that I hate being there... I hate my job, I hate my pay, I hate to be in the place. I'd much rather just stay home with my sweet angel all the time, because that's the only time I'm ever truly happy anymore. Life sucks, dig? I'm happy when I'm walking at my floodwall, but my legs hurt constantly now, so I can't walk... Because I'm always on my feet at work, and don't get enough rest, because of work, so my legs hurt, because of work, and I hate work!!! I wish I wouldn't have even went back there whenever I quit that time, but the other jobs I tried were even more depressing than the grocery store... So, yeah, people are always wondering what's wrong with me now. "Why are you so quiet?" "Why don't you joke around anymore like you used to do?" So, that's why!

Which brings me to my next topic... I hate rich people!!! There are rich people in my family, uncles and stuff... Do I hate them? Tricky question... I don't neccessarily HATE them... That's a special circumstance, I guess. I can't hate family, right? I don't hate them, I just don't like them, and I don't want them to be a part of my life.

WDN Chatters 816

This one is kinda different, and original.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Junebug

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle:}
Juneizzle(???)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Red Cat

4. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, and childhood street)
Dean Lincoln

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Fugjumcc. (M’Kay.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Black Pepsi.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Ugecade

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (grandmother/grandfather's first name)
Gertrude.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets).
Black Scruffy.

REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS WITH:
MY NINE NAMES!!