foodology
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Nope, I really don’t eat dressing. Too much fat.
2. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t know, they’re all good, really! Taco Bell, maybe? Burger King? Who knows?!
3. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Chinese place at the mall.
4. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
One dollar. Nothing more, nothing less.
5. What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick off of?
I don’t know, man! I’m not that wild about food, myself!
6. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni & cheese.
7. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, of course! What else CAN one put on toast?!
8. What is your favorite type of gum?
Orbit, Sweet Mint. Good stuff. Never loses its flavor, man!
technology
1. number of contacts in your cell phone?
4,743
2. number of contacts in your email address book?
4,742 (Bob doesn’t have email)
3. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Faeries.
4. how many televisions are in your house?
2
biology
1. are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed, left footed.
2. do you like your smile?
I can’t remember.
3. what's your best feature?
My left nostril is quite fetching.
4. have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My toenails.
5. which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My sixth one.
6. when was the last time you had a cavity?
2002, I think it was…
7. what is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A frying pan.
8. have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No, have you?
bullshitology
1. if it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It IS possible, you pooh!
2. is love for real?
I don’t know about yours, but mine is.
3. if you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Stephanie.
4. what color do you think looks best on you?
Turquoise and lime green.
5. have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. I swallowed Ozzy’s hairs on purpose.
6. have you ever saved someone's life?
Let’s not even talk about that.
7. has someone ever saved yours?
Yes. Denise.
dareology
You’re just making words up at this point, You!
1. would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way, man! But, for $100,001, you bet!
2. would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No, you idiot!
3. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Sure, for $200,000 I could just buy a robot finger.
4. would you never blog again for $50,000?
That’s just mean!
5. would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
$1,000?! Man, I’d do it for free!
6. would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
Shhh… Don’t tell anyone, but I have done that, actually.
7. would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Well, I don’t know… I DO enjoy reruns of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
dumb logy
1. what is in your left pocket?
A box cutter, and an ink pen (I’m gonna slice someone’s tire later, and leave them a note).
2. is napoleon dynamite actually a good movie?
It’s the most over-rated movie of all time.
3. do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hard… Huh uh huh… Yeah… Wood…. Huh huh huh… That rules, Beavis!
4. do you sit or stand in the shower?
If you sit in the shower, wouldn’t that, technically, be called a bath, and not a shower?
5. could you live with roommates?
No, just soul mates.
6. how many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Twelve.
7. where were you born?
I’m not telling you that, you’ll hunt me down, and kill me!
8. last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2005. That year just sucked on SOOO many levels.
9. what do you want to be when you grow up?
A deer.
10. who is number 1 on your top 8?
My what?!
lastology
1. last friend you talked to?
Jeffery Dalmer.
2. last person you called?
Mum.
3. person you hugged?
Denise.favorite logy
Thought the last section was the lastest of the ologies!
1. number?
19
2. color?
Hot pink.
3. season?
Probably summer
current logy
1. missing someone?
No
2. mood?
Undepressed.
3. listening to?
Godsmack, kinda… I’m burning it.
4. watching?
The words on the computer screen.
5. worrying about?
Our $300 water bill.
randomology
1. first place you went this morning?
Bathroom.
2. what can you not wait to do?
Poop.
3. what's the last movie you saw?
“Charlotte’s Web,” the 2006 re-make.
4. do you smile often?
Used to. I’ve gotten more serious in my old-age.
5. are you a friendly person?
Again, used to. People are not friendly to me, so why bother?!
6. now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Go to work.
