What are some things that make you mad?
Cheese puffs, grasshoppers, and lettuce.
Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
Ronald McDonald.
Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
Yes, she's my soulmate.
What color are your eyes?
The way they're supposed to be.
About how many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Three, I'm guessing?
What are you doing right now?
Getting ready to go to bed. I'm going to try for four hours tonight.
Do you wish anyone in particular was still in your life?
No, everyone that's in my life is there because it's their turn now. Everyone else already had their chance, and blew it.
Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Cory. Heh heh.
What's the weather like outside?
Who knows? It's probably raining, like always.
Where was the last place you bought something?
The store where I work. I bought some purple thread.
Is there anyone you couldn't go a day wothout talking oto?
Umm... Repeat the question, please?
Do you believe exes could really ever be "just friends"?
No, that's just a polite way for inviting someone to remove themselves from your life.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I hear there's this chick from Ohio that totally digs me.
What are you wearing right now?
A pink thong, and pretty lacey things on my toes.
Is there something you're looking forward to?
No, things usually go bad when I get my hopes up.
If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
My what?
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Eww, kinky!
Is your bestfriend a legal midget?
Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Butt Monkey!
Where do you want to move to when you're older?
In a van down by the river, I guess.
Are you mad at someone right now?
People who decapitate mountains.
When was the last time you talked to one of your friends?
I don't know. Why are you bothering me? I want to go to bed!
Did you ever see the movie Pearl Harbor?
Seems familiar. I don't think I liked it. War movies are no fun. Just "Full Metal Jacket."
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My leprechaun.
Are you on a Laptop or Computer right now?
Neither. They would never support my weight.
How are you right this second?
My left hand is asleep, and my knee is throbbing, and my back is still kinda numb.
Is there anything you disliked about your last birthday?
Still kinda p.o.ed about that robot that stopped by uninvited, and ate all of my ice cream.
Is your room clean and tidy or messy?
Incredibly messy.
Do you keep a diary or journal (offline or online)?
Used to do both, but I gave up the paper when I realized how many trees I was killing.
What were you like a year ago?
Skinnier, and not quite as bitter as I am now.
Do you like your hair?
Sure, why not?
Are you wearing socks?
I usually don't.
What's the last thing you ate?
M&Ms.
Has someone disappointed you recently?
Most people do, so I'm not going to single anyone out, or anything like that, if that's what you're getting at.
Do you have plans for this weekend
Why bother?
Do/did you do good in school?
Why bother? School doesn't mean anything. It's just another way "the man" tries to control us.
If you had to pack up and move, would you?
Sure, if there was anywhere to move to!
Who are you most like in your family?
My sixth cousin, Michaelangelo.
