1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Angel Baby
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
It'd never happen. I'm too old. They wouldn't want me.
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I fall asleep watching TV all the time, but if you mean, like, all night long, then no.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Naa, I'm not a big fan of milk.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
All the time. I was going to go to the state championship in 6th grade, but I "threw" the competition. I purposely missed "parachute," so I wouldn't have to go.
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
Ummm... Pass.
7. Have you ever stuffed your bra?
All the time.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not usually. Just when all the spirits are staring at me.
9. Have you prank called someone?
Used to be an every day occurrence with WDN until caller IDs were invented.
10. Who can you always turn to?
You mean, like, when I'm getting ready to sneeze?
11. When is the last time you took a bubble bath?
I take a bubble bath, like, every other day, so you're not getting anything on me!
12. Who was the last person you hung out with?
That sounds kinda perverted.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Water.
14. Who are you thinking of right now?
Sleep.
15. Do you talk in your sleep?
No, but I say, "Uhh!" every time I start to doze off.
16. Have you ever flown a kite?
What is this... KITE that you speak of?
17. What do you want for Christmas?
My two front teeth, I suppose.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
Is that the Muffin Woman's husband?
19. What are you looking forward to?
63 more years on this planet.
20. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, when the occasion arises.
21. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Can't say that I have.
22. When was the last time you went swimming and where?
Oh Lord, I guess Myrtle Beach in 2005? I know, it's ridiculous, because I love to swim!
23. Have you ever eatin green eggs and ham?
Does that even exist?
24. Any cool scars?
I wouldn't go as far as calling them "cool."
25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
Like, at a restaurant? What are you getting at?!
26. Plans for tomorrow?
If you can call work a plan, then yes, I have 8 hours of plans ahead of me.
27. What's your middle name?
That's a little too personal, thank you.
28. Missing someone right now?
Sleep.
29. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
About 3 seconds ago.
30. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places?
Where is "Places?" Oh, okay, I get it... Umm... Chap stick, car keys, and wallet.
31. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Angel Baby.
32. Who did you last hug?
Angel Baby.
33. 2 things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
Their toes and the ear lobes.
34. Last person you talked to on the phone with?
Heh. Cory.
35. Last time you ate sushi?
Oh, let me think about it... Could it be... NEVER! You're starting to gross me out, Dude!
36. What song are you currently listening to?
Some lame commercial.
37. What was the last thing you ate?
Itzzits.
38. Where is your phone?
Up my butt, probably! Where's yours, Nosey Rosey?!
39. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Would I be human if there wasn't something I wanted? Man, you're really starting to bug me now!
40. Have you been in love?
I think that's a little island off the coast of Peru...
41. Where was your last date?
The doctor's office, hearing the baby's heart beat again.
42. How often do you talk on the phone?
As little as I can possibly get by with.
43. Last movie you watched at the theater?
The Dark Knight, probably? I don't go to those fancy places like that.
44. What do you want?
Nothing, really. I have everything I need.
45. Who do you hope reads this survey?
Al Gore.
