Another Survey... Enjoy!

Is there anything in your room that reminds you of the past memories?
Well, yeah. I've been in this bedroom for 13 years, basically.

Can you recall the last time you loved someone?
What kind of stupid question is that?! Is this survey for people who have Alzheimer’s, or something?! Well... I seem to remember that I loved someone back before the Korean War...

So, whats going on with you and the last person you kissed?
Well, we've been together for 3 and a half years, rather happily, and I knocked her up back in May.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a, k, t, c, j, s, r, m, n?
Shut up!

Do you believe exes can be friends?
Not really. It's too awkward.

Do you eat breakfast daily?
Why wouldn't I?!

When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
Always.

The last person you kissed hates you. Why?
I didn't hear about this. Are you sure you're not just hearing some rumor, or something?

Is there anyone you couldn't live without?
My soul mate, my baby girl, my sweet angel, and my Denise.

Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater?
Baby Girl. "2012." Awesome!

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
Scream to the top of my lungs, and then say a little prayer that I'll live to see it turn to 11:12.

Do you think someone misses you?
Like, right this minute? I mean, yeah, while I'm at work, but I don't know about right now, because I'm here.

Do you love where you live?
What do you think? I've been here for 32 years!

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
I think that's just a little personal. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking something like that!

Who was the last person you had a phone conversation for more than 20 minutes?
"10," of course. She's the only person who can talk on a phone for 18 hours a day, and never get tired of it.

Would you go out in public looking like you do now?
I do it every day.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yeah, but it'll be a threesome. Heh.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I have it on good authority to know that there is not a single person living in the world today, other than me, who was born on November 25th.

How do you feel right now?
My back hurts.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
I feel fine.

Are you a mean person?
When people are mean to me.

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
No. You?

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
No. You?

Are you social?
Yeah, it's weird, I'm a totally different person than I was, like, 6 years ago.

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Kissed Baby Girl.

Is life good?
Good, good, good!

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
It wouldn't matter, because I'm with my soul mate.

Ever kissed a brown eyed person?
Every day since May 6th, 2006.

Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
I'm as close as can be expected, I guess, under the circumstances.

Do you like the snow?
As long as I don't have to drive in it.

Is your bed comfortable?
No, it's not.

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Does it bother you when someone flicks water in your eyes?!

Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn't do?
We were constantly getting blamed for things we didn't do when we were little. The things we actually did no one ever found out about, but everything else they were like, "It was Junebug, Roger, and Nathan!" Heh.

Is there something that has happened when you were younger that you really hate talking about?
I fell in a well one time, and this dog, "Ginger," had to rescue me. Every time I start to talk about it I get really emotional.

Let's test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing during your last kiss?
That would be the red one that I'm wearing right now... Seriously, is this a survey for people who have Alzheimer’s Disease?!

Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
...Or maybe this is, like, a teenager survey, or something... Like, "Do you remember the last person you held hands with?" "Is it true that Billy has koodies?"

Has anyone ever cheated on you?
No.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
Usually around 30-45 seconds. No joke.

Let's be honest have you ever played someone?
Checkers, Tic Tac Toe, I've played a few games with people, actually.

Are you a naturally happy person or is it forced?
I'm happy for 16 hours every day. Then, I'm at work for the other 8.

Describe the shirt you're wearing:
It's red, and it's a sweat shirt, and it's got my store's logo on the upper left corner.

Is there anyone who could make your day if they showed up to see you?
Probably. I get excited every time I see anyone at work, so I can get my mind off working for a minute or two.

What do you think of fourteen year old's having sex?
I think that's, like, about 6 years too late by today's standards.

Do you think you'll be married by the time your 25?
I wasn't, and neither should you.

Do you open up to a lot of people?
Not unless I'm forced to.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Hair. Period. Just hair.

Are you tired right now?
I'm always tired.

You kissed someone today?
Like, 700 times.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Worth what?

Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
For all eternity.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
I'll have to rewind the security tapes, and see. Hold on a minute...

Do you have a bad temper?
Not unless someone makes it that way.

Mad Libs - Chapter One

Hey, do you remember these things from school? Mad Libs? I loved them! I loved them so much I felt compelled to do one online (at http://www.madglibs.com/ actually), and copy it right about here:

"Romeo and Juliet: Prologue "
Two boats, both alike in dignity,In fair Huntington Beach, SC, where we lay our scene,From ancient bird break to new mutiny,Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.From forth the fatal loins of these two foes. A pair of star-cross`d flowers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows. Do with their leaf bury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their beautiful love, And the continuance of their parents`rage,Which, but their children`s end, nought could ask,Is now the eight hours` traffic of our stage;The which if you with hideous toenail attend, What here shall run, our toil shall strive to mend.

"Be Kind"
Be kind to your turtle-footed rocks. For a duck may be somebody`s isosceles trapezoid. Be kind to your rocks in Fargo, MN. Where the weather is always sweet. You may think that this is the chewing gum,Well it is.

Ramblings - November 2009 Edition

My mom finally got to see her new cancer doctor. Turns out that she's had cancer in her liver since January, and her idiot doctor didn't say anything about it. So, it's just been "sitting there" untreated for the better part of a year. It's had time to spread throughout her body. Hopefully, it hasn't done so, but she looks really bad this time. She's been getting really sick, and losing a lot of weight. I've never seen her this bad off in the 19 years that she's been fighting cancer.

Her new doctor has been running some tests on her to see if it's spread anywhere else, but we won't know anything until the 23rd. Keep her in your prayers. She really needs it this time.

After seven months of no new Cruel Music material I started getting a little itchy. So, since I still don't have a studio I turned my car into a studio. I started recording an **ALL NEW** 3 Santas CD on November 6th. The plan was to do a song a day until I get to 15 songs, but I've already been slipping. I only have four songs right now. Hopefully the CD will be completed around December 1st. Hey, I get two 15-minute breaks at work, so I only have about 30 minutes of studio time a day right now!

I'm going back into turkey mode at work. So far it hasn't been too bad this year, but I've still got a couple more weeks to go. I hope they take it easy on me this year!

Denise is 6 months pregnant now, and looks like she's going to pop at any second. That's going to be a big boy, come February 13th! Heh heh. His first name is going to be Brandon, but everyone keeps whining about his middle name, so we're trying to come to some sort of compromise on that...

I'm sure there was something else I was going to write about, but I can't remember now. I'm sleepy...

Attack Of The Zombies!

Do you have these in your town?

I'm not talking about the buildings, or the trees, or the plants...

I mean the ZOMBIES!

These guys hang out around the doctors' offices every day, waiting to get their prescriptions, so they can walk down the street to the pharmacy... Or, as the zombies call it - HEAVEN. Once they get their pills filled they are perpetually high / stoned for the next 30 days, until the cycle repeats itself again next month.

Luckily, I was in my car, and could escape this zombie before he tried to attack me.

My Brush With Greatness

I took Baby Girl to the Charleston Mall today for the first time. While we were there we had an unbelievable moment. I looked at a guy coming down the escalator, who seemed to be posing like a GQ model, or something. Then, I realized that the guy was none other than WSAZ meteorologist Tony Cavalier! We slowed down a bit so we could stare at him, and he went into a shoe store. It would have been extremely humorous if we would have brought the camera with us, but we didn't... But, for those of you who are not from the "Mountain State," here's the man I'm talking about: