had sex with someone on your top 8/16/24?
Not when I had a top 8/16/24... But, someone who used to be on there ended up being my soulmate, so yeah, I guess...
Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Probably. That sounds about like me.
ever told a lie?
What is this "lie" you speak of?
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Of course.
Been arrested?
Nah.
Kissed a picture?
Maybe when I was, like, 4, or something...
Slept in until 5 PM?
Yeah, when I worked third shift.
Fallen asleep at school?
I can't remember that far back.
Held a snake?
Yeah.
Ran a red light?
No.
Been suspended from school?
No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
No
Been fired from a job?
No
Sang karaoke?
Yeah, back in the "good old days" with the boys.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I guess.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No, but I've cried so hard that milk has squirted out of my ears.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Who hasn't?!
like oral sex?
Who doesn't?
give oral sex to someone u just met?
No.
Kissed in the rain?
Yeah.
Sang in the shower?
Yes, in my younger days.
Gave your private parts a nickname?
No, I would never participate in such foolishness!
Sat on a roof top?
Mm Hm, yeah.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Not pushed, but I've jumped into a pool on my own free will, with my clothes on. It was cold, too.
Broken a bone?
Nope.
Shaved your head?
No. Do you think I'm stupid, or something?!
Slept naked?
Just about every night. Does that turn you on?
Played a prank on someone?
Yeah, like, every day.
Had a gym membership?
Did what?!
Felt like killing someone?
I killed 47 mean back in 'nam.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Of course not, you silly rabbit!
Cried over someone you were in love with?
I've only been in love once, and I haven't cried about it, so, no...
Had sex more than 4 times in one day?
Probably. Who knows?!
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Not that I know of.
Subscribed to Maxim?
Yeah, I was dumb.
Shot a gun?
One time. It wasn't fun.
Tripped on mushrooms?
I've never seen a mushroom that tall.
Donated Blood?
Yes, quite a bit, actually.
Video taped yourself having sex?
Not yet, but we could eventually... Sell 'em on the internet, and be just like Tommy Lee.
Eaten cheesecake?
Yes. It was horrible.
Still Love Someone You Shouldn't
No
Have a tattoo?
NO.
!post this as the survey
No.
