1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
In bed.
2. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Wouldn't you like to know?!
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Couple weeks ago, or something.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes, I am.
5. When was the last time you went out of the state?
I work out of the state, so I do that sort of thing quite often.
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Sunny Delight. Good stuff!
8. What are you wearing right now?
Work clothes.
9. Have you been in a car wash?
What is this "car wash?"
10. Last food you ate?
Pancake.
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
A telemarketer, of course.
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I don't think I've bought any "clothing items" in the last year!
13. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I saw the Puff Muffs take on the Big Cheese last week. It was awesome!
14. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?
Some band.
15. Ever go to camp?
No, but Ernest did that one time, and it was hilarious!
16. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
Grade school. Junior High, maybe. Not High School.
17.What do you KNOW about the future?
I know some other country is going to be attacking us at some point in the future, because people are dumb, and that's just what people do.
18. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Hair.
19. what time is it right now?
11:27, almost time to go to work.
20.Where is your best friend(s) located?
Beside me.
21. Do you have a tan?
Farmer's tan.
22. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
32, since it'd be impossible to do that while I'm still 31.
23. Do you collect anything?
Pepsi cans.
24. What kind of sheets do you have?
Sheets of paper, or sheets on the bed? More specific, please.
25. Do You Like Hot Sauce?
It's one of my favorite inventions of all time.
26. Last time you showered?
Like, 6 months ago.
27. What is your mood?
Happy, happy.
28. What's the last TV show you watched?
Some show about near-death experiences.