I Forgot...

Forgot to mention the treadmill. Yeah, I bought myself a $400 treadmill last Tuesday. No, you silly rabbit, I didn't pay $400 for it. I got it for just 50 bucks from some dude. It would've cost $400 if I'd bought one new in a store, but this guy wanted to get rid of his, and everyone came out a winner. I can finally start walking again! Only problem is, I've not walked for so long I'm out of shape now, and get really, really tired when I walk on the treadmill...