1. Do you like chinese food?
It's great when I don't over-do it... And, most of the time I over-do it, because I want to get my money's-worth on the buffet.
2. How big is your home?
Big enough.
3. Is your room clean?
Yes, it is. Is yours?!
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
Desktop.
5. Favorite comedian?
Jeff Dunham and Ron White.
6. Do you smoke?
No, I like breathing just fine.
7. Does anyone like you?
Most people do, I guess... Or, do you mean in, like, a third-grade-type of way? No, I've got koodies.
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Umm... I don't know! Her toenails?
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
Whatever.
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
Baby Girl.
12. Do long distance relationships work?
Worked for us. I'm not saying it'll work for you. Try it, and see, I guess...
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Uno. I was framed!
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
Pancakes all the way!
15. Do you like coffee?
Not, like, 15 times a day, or anything like that, but I'll drink it if I have to.
16. How do you like your eggs?
Pretty much any way, but rawl.
17. Do you believe in astrology
No. Planets are where God put them. Astrology is kinda like looking at grains of sand on a beach, and saying that they mean something, when all they really are is just grains of sand. There's nothing magical and mystical about them.
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mum.
19. Last person on your missed call list?
My what?!
20. What was the last text message you received?
What is this "Text?"
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King, of course. McDonalds is icky!
22. Number of pillows?
4, I think?
23. Last thing you ate?
Oreo ice cream sandwich. Yes, it was awesome.
24. Last thing you bought?
I don't know, toilet paper?! Whatever the last thing the cashier rung up was, Silly.
25. What are you hearing right now?
Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit," 4-9-93.
26. Pick a lyric?
"But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down, and the eyes in his head see the world going 'round."
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
It'd better be grape, man. Seriously, if it's not grape I'm throwing it in your face!
28. Can you play pool?
Yes, but not good.
29. Do you know how to swim?
Yes.
30. Favorite ice cream?
See number 23.
31. Do you like maps?
Yeah, what have they ever done to me? I have no reason to not like them!
32. Tell me a random fact:
I have listened to Nirvana, pretty much, every single day since 4-9-94. There have been a few days when I forgot to do so, and I was all mad, and stuff... Maybe, like, 7 times in 15 years, tops. I'm pretty consistent, though.
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
That could be disastrous. I'm a butcher!
34. Ever attend a theme party?
A huh?!
35. Ever do a beer bong?
I've never even tasted beer, so why would I do a bong full of it?!
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
Look, I just said I don't drink, dummy!
37. What is your favorite season?
Non-winter.
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
Madonna's "Express Yourself." It was a lot of fun, because it's when I first started puberty. Heh.
39. Pick a movie quote:
"Why, Ike, I forgot you were there. You may go now." Best movie ever! "Tombstone."
40. Favorite quote:
Anything from "Tombstone," actually.
41. What is your favorite hangout?
Anywhere, really.
42. Best friend's name?
Denise. (Honorable mention, J.R.)
43. How long have you known them?
Denise = 2 and a half years.
J.R. = 6 years.
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Couldn't say... Seeing Chicken George in Gary's driveway yesterday was pretty funny. He was just standing there, like a statue... Or, like he had to poop really bad, and he was holding it back, or something.
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
10:30-11ish.
46. Wake up next to anyone?
Every day, thank God.
47. Best thing about winter?
Christmas.
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
Black and red.
49. What are you doing this weekend?
Working, as usual.
50. Who will take this survey?
I guess anyone who reads it will have to take it, because I'm not changing any of it!
