WDN Chatters 1002

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe. Who knows?! I was as gentle as possible.

Who do you tell the most to?
Santa.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Chap Stick and a butter knife.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yeah, me and Angel Baby have been together for almost 3 years now.

Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
I lost people I thought were friends, but, come to find out, they were Communist spies.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Does a garbage dumpster count as a vehicle?

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yeah, it was an eye-opening experience. It let me see their "true colors," and gave me a glimpse of the future, and made me realize I didn't need those people in my life any longer.

Have you ever been out past curfew?
Kazoontite!

Are you happy?
Extremely.

Is your room clean?
Yes, and so is my toothbrush.

Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
Just customers. Nothing new...

What was the last book you read?
Genesis. I think I'll just skip ahead to Revelations next.

Can you make brownies without having to look at the directions?
Probably could if I had to. Never tried to make brownies yet. You bring up a good point... I should make brownies! And, I'll put Oreo cookies in them!

Do you watch a lot of TV?
No. TV = The Devil. I watch a lot of movies, and I watch a handful of TV shows, but most of the crap on TV is just... Well, crap.

Are you tan?
Kinda. I have a sweet farmer's tan going on.

What color is your underwear seriously?
Pink with white lacey ruffles.

Where is your sister right now?
Don't know, but it's a safe bet that she's not home, or with the baby.

Do you want someone back in your life?
No, because they're not in my life for a reason.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
I couldn't see, because my eyes were closed...

Did you have a good day yesterday?
Every day is exactly the same.

Do you hate anyone?
No, those wounds have healed.

Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
No, but I ripped a mole off my back, yesterday, at work. Last time I checked it was still bleeding.

Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
Why does it have to be the bathroom floor? Is it possible for one to collapse in other places, say, the kitchen floor, or the living room, or even a shopping center?

Are you afraid of falling in love?
I was, because I've heard some horror tales about love. That's why I waited until I met my soul mate before I'd fall in love with anyone.

If the person who hurt you the most in your life apologized and told you they loved you what would you say?
I've been hurt numerous times in my life. How can one judge which person hurt me most? I mean, like, the kids who tormented me in school... I hated them at the time, and they made me shy, and depressed, and whatever... But, I'm thankful for those people now. Looking back, I can see that everything happened for a reason. If they wouldn't have tormented me, then I probably would've turned out to have been on drugs, or an alcoholic, or in jail, just like most of those people are today. If the wrong girls wouldn't have ripped my heart out, and crushed my dreams, then I wouldn't have met my soulmate. See where I'm going with all this? I'm thankful. So, what would I say? I'd say "Thank you."

What's Been Going On?

The Cruel Music project of the moment is "The Whole, Entire Phone Anthology" (WDN 72 / CM 242). It's a long, difficult process... I'm digitally remastering all of our prank phone calls, and slapping them on to CD. Eck!

We watched the best "Batman" movie EVER, yesterday, "The Dark Knight." Watch it. Now!

Daisy's kicking back, and taking it easy:

My First Pizza Hut Hershey's Chocolate Dunkers

Yummy!

WDN Chatters 1001

[1] Who was your last call from?

A telemarketer of course.



[2] Whats your middle name?

Winston Leroy.



[3] your relationship status?

I be married.



[4] Have you ever lost a best friend?

A few times. I didn't attend any of their funerals, though.



[5] What is your current mood?

Happy, happy.



[6] What's your brothers or sisters names?

I have a sister named Gary.



[7] What' s your favorite color?

The other one.



[8] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?

I'd go back to July 2001, and tell myself to not answer the phone.



[9] Have a crazy side?

Not, like, insane, or anything, but, yeah, goofy.



[10] Ever had a near death experience?

No, but I've had plenty of near-life experiences.



[11] Something you do alot?

Pee, poop, eat, sleep, work, and sneeze (in the spring-time, anyway).



[12] Angry at anyone?

Not any one person, in particular, but I am angry at Suddenlink for having crappy internet services, and I'm angry at greedy oil companies... I'm angry about living in a small town that doesn't have any jobs... I'm angry at my current job for making me so angry (and for breaking my back, and for not paying me enough)... But, like I said in #5, I'm happy happy, for the most part. The world may be screwed up, but at least my heart will never hurt again.



[14] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?

Aliens.



[15] Who would you do anything for?

Baby Girl, and my socks.



[16] Who has been your favorite boyfriend or girlfriend?

Baby Girl was my only girlfriend. Now she's my only wife. So, I guess that makes her my favorite then, don't it?



[18] Do you like someone in your top friends?

I don't have top friends.



[19] What kind of phone do you have?

The kind you talk on.



[20] Who do you trust most?

My soul mate.



[22] Have you kissed someone In The Past WeeK?

Yes, I have.



[23 ] Do you speak any other languages?

Si, hablo espano... Muy mal...



[24] Who is your friend that your really close to?

I don't really have any friends, other than Baby Girl... J.R, from work, would be the closest thing I have to be a friend, though.



[25] Describe your life in one word.

Big.



[26] Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Have I kissed the rain?! How do you expect me to do that?!



[27] what are you thinking of right now?

I'm thinking, "I've gotta pee."



[28 ] What should you be doing right now?

Painting the deck.



[29] Who are you thinking of right now?

Angel Baby.



[30] What are you listening to?

My belly.



[31] Who was the last person you told I love you to and meant it?

Angel Baby.



[32] Who was the last person who yelled at you?

Dad. That doesn’t really count, though, because he's constantly yelling.



[33 ] Do you act differently around the person you like?

Yeah, because I can't be myself around other people. I'm getting better at it, though.



[34] What is your natural hair color?

Rainbow colors.

At This Moment

At this moment Ozzy has been voted off the island. He is going to be an outside cat from now on. It seems that he just can't learn to behave! In the meantime, we found a suitable replacement for Ozzy, today. Her name is Daisy. She's a total opposite from Evil Ozzy. She's just the sweetest little kitten ever! She's about 4 weeks old, she's sorta black calico, and she looks about like this:





































A kitty, or a bear-skin rug?


















At this moment in my disc changer:
Sixx A.M. "Heroin Diaries Soundtrack"
Motley Crue "Saints Of Los Angeles"
Puddle Of Mudd "Famous"
Nine Inch Nails "The Slip"
John Lennon "Imagine"
Nirvana "With The Lights Out #1"
Tool "10,000 Days"
A Perfect Circle "The Thirteenth Step"
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Blood Sugar Sex Majic"
Ultrapoop "The Remix (CM241)"

Happy Fourth Of July!





















Glow sticks are fun! Weeeee!!!