Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe. Who knows?! I was as gentle as possible.
Who do you tell the most to?
Santa.
What do you carry with you at all times?
Chap Stick and a butter knife.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yeah, me and Angel Baby have been together for almost 3 years now.
Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
I lost people I thought were friends, but, come to find out, they were Communist spies.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Does a garbage dumpster count as a vehicle?
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yeah, it was an eye-opening experience. It let me see their "true colors," and gave me a glimpse of the future, and made me realize I didn't need those people in my life any longer.
Have you ever been out past curfew?
Kazoontite!
Are you happy?
Extremely.
Is your room clean?
Yes, and so is my toothbrush.
Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
Just customers. Nothing new...
What was the last book you read?
Genesis. I think I'll just skip ahead to Revelations next.
Can you make brownies without having to look at the directions?
Probably could if I had to. Never tried to make brownies yet. You bring up a good point... I should make brownies! And, I'll put Oreo cookies in them!
Do you watch a lot of TV?
No. TV = The Devil. I watch a lot of movies, and I watch a handful of TV shows, but most of the crap on TV is just... Well, crap.
Are you tan?
Kinda. I have a sweet farmer's tan going on.
What color is your underwear seriously?
Pink with white lacey ruffles.
Where is your sister right now?
Don't know, but it's a safe bet that she's not home, or with the baby.
Do you want someone back in your life?
No, because they're not in my life for a reason.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
I couldn't see, because my eyes were closed...
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Every day is exactly the same.
Do you hate anyone?
No, those wounds have healed.
Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
No, but I ripped a mole off my back, yesterday, at work. Last time I checked it was still bleeding.
Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
Why does it have to be the bathroom floor? Is it possible for one to collapse in other places, say, the kitchen floor, or the living room, or even a shopping center?
Are you afraid of falling in love?
I was, because I've heard some horror tales about love. That's why I waited until I met my soul mate before I'd fall in love with anyone.
If the person who hurt you the most in your life apologized and told you they loved you what would you say?
I've been hurt numerous times in my life. How can one judge which person hurt me most? I mean, like, the kids who tormented me in school... I hated them at the time, and they made me shy, and depressed, and whatever... But, I'm thankful for those people now. Looking back, I can see that everything happened for a reason. If they wouldn't have tormented me, then I probably would've turned out to have been on drugs, or an alcoholic, or in jail, just like most of those people are today. If the wrong girls wouldn't have ripped my heart out, and crushed my dreams, then I wouldn't have met my soulmate. See where I'm going with all this? I'm thankful. So, what would I say? I'd say "Thank you."
