[1] Who was your last call from?
A telemarketer of course.
[2] Whats your middle name?
Winston Leroy.
[3] your relationship status?
I be married.
[4] Have you ever lost a best friend?
A few times. I didn't attend any of their funerals, though.
[5] What is your current mood?
Happy, happy.
[6] What's your brothers or sisters names?
I have a sister named Gary.
[7] What' s your favorite color?
The other one.
[8] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I'd go back to July 2001, and tell myself to not answer the phone.
[9] Have a crazy side?
Not, like, insane, or anything, but, yeah, goofy.
[10] Ever had a near death experience?
No, but I've had plenty of near-life experiences.
[11] Something you do alot?
Pee, poop, eat, sleep, work, and sneeze (in the spring-time, anyway).
[12] Angry at anyone?
Not any one person, in particular, but I am angry at Suddenlink for having crappy internet services, and I'm angry at greedy oil companies... I'm angry about living in a small town that doesn't have any jobs... I'm angry at my current job for making me so angry (and for breaking my back, and for not paying me enough)... But, like I said in #5, I'm happy happy, for the most part. The world may be screwed up, but at least my heart will never hurt again.
[14] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
Aliens.
[15] Who would you do anything for?
Baby Girl, and my socks.
[16] Who has been your favorite boyfriend or girlfriend?
Baby Girl was my only girlfriend. Now she's my only wife. So, I guess that makes her my favorite then, don't it?
[18] Do you like someone in your top friends?
I don't have top friends.
[19] What kind of phone do you have?
The kind you talk on.
[20] Who do you trust most?
My soul mate.
[22] Have you kissed someone In The Past WeeK?
Yes, I have.
[23 ] Do you speak any other languages?
Si, hablo espano... Muy mal...
[24] Who is your friend that your really close to?
I don't really have any friends, other than Baby Girl... J.R, from work, would be the closest thing I have to be a friend, though.
[25] Describe your life in one word.
Big.
[26] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Have I kissed the rain?! How do you expect me to do that?!
[27] what are you thinking of right now?
I'm thinking, "I've gotta pee."
[28 ] What should you be doing right now?
Painting the deck.
[29] Who are you thinking of right now?
Angel Baby.
[30] What are you listening to?
My belly.
[31] Who was the last person you told I love you to and meant it?
Angel Baby.
[32] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Dad. That doesn’t really count, though, because he's constantly yelling.
[33 ] Do you act differently around the person you like?
Yeah, because I can't be myself around other people. I'm getting better at it, though.
[34] What is your natural hair color?
Rainbow colors.
