How many girls would you just love to shoot?
Approximately seven. I don't know why, exactly, but it seems like I'd get some kind of good luck or something from it, being seven, and all.
Do you have any feelings for somebody?
I have some sort of feelings for everyone. Were you implying any certain kinds of feelings? Love, hate, or just any random feelings?
Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air?
Santa. He tried to kidnap me a couple years ago. I got away.
The last time you screamed?
When I was doing my impression of Debra screaming that time I scared her at Mom's.
Does any part of your body hurt?
No, oddly enough. Something is *ALWAYS* hurting me, but not right at this moment. Weird...
Are you getting mad right now?
I'm absolutely furious! I can't believe the nerve of you, Survey! How could you?!
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Is that even possible? Wouldn't they just float off into space, or something?
Last person you had a deep and meaningful conversation with?
The Tooth Fairy.
Can you keep a secret?
It's according to how screwed up, and funny, it is.
Have you ever played naked twister?
No, and I've never played unnaked twister, either.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Frohike.
How is your hair?
It's approaching mid-back territory.
Are you typically a jealous person?
No.
Do you bite on straws?
Never.
What are you dreading right now?
February. It's, like, 15 degrees out now, and it's only the beginning of January.
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
LOL!
Last time you saw your best friend?
I see her every day.
Are you in high school?
No, thank God. That was painful.
Is anyone on your bad side now?
Daisy.
When was the last time you left your house?
Like, 15 minutes ago when I checked the mail, and got a CD out of the car.
Who is the youngest in your family?
I don't even know at this point.
Does the last person of the opposite sex who put their arms around you mean anything to you?
So, like, random people run up to you, and put their arms around you? Man, you have an interesting life, Survey!
Last person you texted?
No comprendo del "text."
What were you doing at 1:00 AM saturday?
Good Lord, like I can remember that far back!?
Are you ticklish?
I don't feel like answering that just yet. Sorry.
Where were you last night?
Work, as usual. Then, later, in my baby's arms.
Do you have plans for today?
Yeah, going to get groceries. What fun!
How many people do you talk to everyday?
At least 42. Possibly even 45.
Do you like who you are, as a person?
Apparently. It doesn't make any sense to me either...
Has someone disappointed you recently?
Daisy.
Have you made any mistakes recently?
You mean, like, wet the bed, or poop in my pants, or something like that? No.
What was the last beverage that was spilled on yourself?
It's personal.
How many hours did you sleep last night?
15 minutes.
Who was the last person to whom you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Baby Girl, back when we first started talking... About 3 years ago... I'm not much of a phone person.
Is there someone you know you should hate but you can't?
Heh heh. Some of these questions are really dumb, man... Like, "Ewwww... I'm so frustrated with you right now! I want to hate you sooo much! But, cooler heads prevail, so I decide to not hate you at the moment."
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
I pretend to trust my boss, but I really despise him.
Do you fold your underwear?
No. And, to answer your earlier question, yes, I'm ticklish
Do you like to drink the juice out of freeze pops?
Of course. I guess you're saying that you eat the whole thing, and when you get to the melted, juicy part you say, "Eww, gross!!! I can't drink that!" You're kinda strange, Survey. I'm beginning to worry about you...
Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
Paper!? They still use that stuff!?
Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
Mom.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Those things are illegal.
What's your typical ice cream order at Dairy Queen?
Oreo Blizzard.
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Patch Kids.
What did you do today?
Nothing at all so far.
Do you have a cell-phone?
Why would I do that!?
Are you emotional?
Yeah.
Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
Most of my dreams are recurring.
Do you use chapstick?
I'm addicted to it.
If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
Like deliver it to someone's house, or something? Sure, as long as they don't live too far away.
What was the most recent thing you bought?
Who knows? I'm constantly buying something stupid.
What is on your fridge door?
Hinges.
Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Take Mom to Huntington... In the snow... In the cold... And spend most of the day there...
What was the last movie you watched?
"The Salem Witch Trials."
Do any of your friends have children?
My friends *ARE* children, Silly!
When was the last time you had Starbucks?
I'm not all that much into consumerism, and weird fads like that.
Can you whistle?
Yeah, but not for you.
What movie do you know every line to?
"Tombstone."
"Young Guns."
"Back To The Future."
"Batman."
Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
As long as they're not hungry.
Do you know how to do a cart-wheel?
A who?!
What are you wearing?
Jelly.
What was the last thing you ate?
Pancake. I'm starving now!
Where are you right now?
On the moon.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
1942.
Would you chew gum that's already been chewed?
If it's mine.
Who have you talked to today
Baby Girl and Mom. Telemarketers have been calling all day, but I never talk to them.
Friend that lives closest to you?
Elmo.
Color of your shirt?
Which one? I'm wearing 2. A black one and a gray one.
How old are you?
33, they say.
What is your background on your computer?
Snuffleupagus.
what color are your eyes?
Cherry.
