World Record Books, Here I Come!

I was always kinda sickly as a child. It seemed that I was always sick, growing up. I had a three-year stretch without being sick period, from 2003-2006. It was amazing! Ever since January I've been sick, like, every other week. I think my immune system got screwed up, or something, in January when I had bronchitis. I finally got over that in mid-March. Toward the end of April I got sick again. On May 22nd, yes, I got sick again. And, on June 13th I got sick yet again! So, I've decided to make the most of my sickness. I'm going to try to be in the Guinness Book Of World Records for being sick more times in a year than anyone else in the world!