1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
i'm happy to say that i've never shaved my legs in my life.
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
waking up, and getting ready to go to work.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
peeing.
4. What are you wearing right now?
not much of anything.
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
kinda mad at my cousin, because he's had everything in his life handed to him on a silver plater, and he's never actually had to do crap to get anything.
6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
denise and mom.
7. Last time you had sex?
like, 8:06 this morning.
9. Last thing received in the mail?
"High Spirits" DVD.
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
no, but i have rich, stuck up relatives, who are famous in their own minds.
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
not yet.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
not that i know of...
13. How is your hair?
about mid-way of my back now, very thin, and very itchy.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
ummm.... a cup of juice, a can of pop at break time, a can of pop at lunch time, and a cup of kool-aid at mom's house.
15. What have you eaten today?
pancake, pizza, and hungry man chicken dinner (ick...).
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
always... among other things... usually stuff that no one would understand but me, like, "Dave loves John," "Hi Santa," or "Snakes is pretty."
21. Do you like the ocean?
it's my home away from home. it's one of my most favoritest things about life.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
no, but sometimes they just won't leave ya alone, and keep coming back like mosquitoes, or something.
23. What are you excited about?
finally having my soul mate, and not having to worry myself sick thinking, "why, God, why can't i have love?! why?!"
24. What did you do last night?
i don't know!
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope.
26. Where do you keep your money?
under a rock in the yard.
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
of course. i'm sure the neighbors remember it, too.
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
neither
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
who knows?
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
WDN Chatters 818
1. Have you ever seen a penis?
No. No, i haven't.
2. Do you like watching musicals?
no. no, i don't.
3. What type of bed do you have?
a broken down queen size
4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
that would be my Denise.
5. Name 4 items in front of you?
like, my immediate "front?" I mean, the TV is kinda off to the side. I can see it in the corner of my eye. Does that count? Man, I don't know, this question is too hard! Pass.
6. Do you like spiders?
i don't hate them, if that's what you mean. i just think they should find better places to build their webs, instead of right in the line of my face.
7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
what?!
8. Is there a mirror in your room?
little pocket mirrors. nothing major.
9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
you mean, like, for a show? like, "hey, check out my flabby body!" no. i usually don't try to make people puke.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah, i do.
11. What colour top are you wearing?
black with a big, huge "pirates of the carribean" logo on it.
12. Do you love music?
who doesn't?!
13. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
i've yet to have my first alcoholic drink... what's the point?!
14. What is your favourite part of yourself?
i kinda like the way my right pinky toenail splits in half. i'm really glad my uncles talked me into cutting that toenail off that time when i was 2. had i not done that, i'd have a normal toenail right now.
15. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
i don't have one of these, how you say, "phones."
16. Are your parents racist?
no, but what about me? this survey is about me, right? i'm not, by the way.
17. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought we already covered this topic! i don't drink, you big stupid!
18. How many pets do you have?
2, i think... where's tommy?!
19. Do you think babies are cute?
of course
20. Whats your favorite food?
pudding
22. Do you cry often?
not anymore
23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
new socks, and then a digital camera like Debra's
24. Do you want to get married?
soon
25. Ever painted your nails black?
no, have you?
26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
i'm with who i really want to be with right now, my angel baby.
27. Have you had alchohol today?
okay, you're some kind of freak or something!
28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
weekend at bernie's
30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
not really
31. Who always makes you smile?
angel baby
32. Is the light on or off?
off
33. Can you touch the ceiling?
not with my feet.
34. Do you like South Park?
awesome show.
35. What is the first word that you think of?
love
36. Ever worn a skirt?
yeah for our old videos
37. Does smoking disgust you?
yes
38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
no
39. Where are you right now?
bedroom
40. Do you like your legs?
no, they always hurt!
41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row?
are you a zombie, or something?
42. Are you tired?
not really
43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
not really
44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
that would make a lot of people sick.
46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
if it's a really good song i'd probably be dumb enough to do that
47. How would you like to die?
i'd like to be eaten by polar bears
48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
met my soul mate there
49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
some of 'em
50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
eat some more pudding.
No. No, i haven't.
2. Do you like watching musicals?
no. no, i don't.
3. What type of bed do you have?
a broken down queen size
4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
that would be my Denise.
5. Name 4 items in front of you?
like, my immediate "front?" I mean, the TV is kinda off to the side. I can see it in the corner of my eye. Does that count? Man, I don't know, this question is too hard! Pass.
6. Do you like spiders?
i don't hate them, if that's what you mean. i just think they should find better places to build their webs, instead of right in the line of my face.
7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
what?!
8. Is there a mirror in your room?
little pocket mirrors. nothing major.
9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
you mean, like, for a show? like, "hey, check out my flabby body!" no. i usually don't try to make people puke.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah, i do.
11. What colour top are you wearing?
black with a big, huge "pirates of the carribean" logo on it.
12. Do you love music?
who doesn't?!
13. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
i've yet to have my first alcoholic drink... what's the point?!
14. What is your favourite part of yourself?
i kinda like the way my right pinky toenail splits in half. i'm really glad my uncles talked me into cutting that toenail off that time when i was 2. had i not done that, i'd have a normal toenail right now.
15. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
i don't have one of these, how you say, "phones."
16. Are your parents racist?
no, but what about me? this survey is about me, right? i'm not, by the way.
17. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought we already covered this topic! i don't drink, you big stupid!
18. How many pets do you have?
2, i think... where's tommy?!
19. Do you think babies are cute?
of course
20. Whats your favorite food?
pudding
22. Do you cry often?
not anymore
23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
new socks, and then a digital camera like Debra's
24. Do you want to get married?
soon
25. Ever painted your nails black?
no, have you?
26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
i'm with who i really want to be with right now, my angel baby.
27. Have you had alchohol today?
okay, you're some kind of freak or something!
28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
weekend at bernie's
30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
not really
31. Who always makes you smile?
angel baby
32. Is the light on or off?
off
33. Can you touch the ceiling?
not with my feet.
34. Do you like South Park?
awesome show.
35. What is the first word that you think of?
love
36. Ever worn a skirt?
yeah for our old videos
37. Does smoking disgust you?
yes
38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
no
39. Where are you right now?
bedroom
40. Do you like your legs?
no, they always hurt!
41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row?
are you a zombie, or something?
42. Are you tired?
not really
43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
not really
44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
that would make a lot of people sick.
46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
if it's a really good song i'd probably be dumb enough to do that
47. How would you like to die?
i'd like to be eaten by polar bears
48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
met my soul mate there
49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
some of 'em
50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
eat some more pudding.
** MISSING **
Tommy is missing! He came in with a ground mole, Thursday night. He was playing with his catch, and having a good time. He was happy. I put him in the garage for the night, as I've been doing for about a month now (he's been getting his butt kicked by the mean, old tom cat across the road from us, so I've been putting him in the garage at night to protect him). I let him out of the garage, Friday morning, before I went to work (like always). He was happy. He played with his ground mole for a while (I left it on the porch for him). Then, I came in, and got ready for work. That was the last time we saw him! He was happy. He wasn't sick, or anything. So, I've concluded two possibilities:
- The little girl next door kidnapped him.
- A dog killed him.
So, yeah, we've lost our Tommy! He's nowhere to be found! If you see him around anywhere could you bring him home to us, please? We miss him!!!
Dumb Email (Part 1)
Been having some problems with the printer ever since I installed Windows Vista (as previously noted). Lexmark, my printer's people, has added new drivers on their website to, supposedly, fix the problems I've been having. Only thing is, the drivers won't install. So, I wrote to Lexmark, the other night, hoping they'd fix the problem with the problem-fixing software. I got an interesting response... Here it is:
Thanks for our electronic support to assist you with this issue. Since our website is under maintenance and being upgraded as this being the reason you are encountering errors. If you were having any more questions or concerns, please contact me at your time and I will be happy to assist you. (If I am not available, another representative will reply to you as soon as possible.) To respond, please select "Reply" in your e-mail software, and be sure that the past e-mail is included in this reply. [AOL Users: In order to include the previous e-mail, you must highlight it with your mouse when you are replying.] If you needed to reply, please be sure to include in your message all information from prior e-mail messages & replies. If your e-mail client automatically deletes prior e-mail thread information, it will cause a delay while we look up your support history. If this is the case you may want to save the old e-mails as attachments and attach them to the current e-mail.
Sincerely,
Anoop
Lexmark eSupport Team
I'm guessing "Anoop" is not very good with English... He seems to know a lot about email programs, though. He gave me some wonderful tips on how to reply to messages! Thanks, Anoopy!
Thanks for our electronic support to assist you with this issue. Since our website is under maintenance and being upgraded as this being the reason you are encountering errors. If you were having any more questions or concerns, please contact me at your time and I will be happy to assist you. (If I am not available, another representative will reply to you as soon as possible.) To respond, please select "Reply" in your e-mail software, and be sure that the past e-mail is included in this reply. [AOL Users: In order to include the previous e-mail, you must highlight it with your mouse when you are replying.] If you needed to reply, please be sure to include in your message all information from prior e-mail messages & replies. If your e-mail client automatically deletes prior e-mail thread information, it will cause a delay while we look up your support history. If this is the case you may want to save the old e-mails as attachments and attach them to the current e-mail.
Sincerely,
Anoop
Lexmark eSupport Team
I'm guessing "Anoop" is not very good with English... He seems to know a lot about email programs, though. He gave me some wonderful tips on how to reply to messages! Thanks, Anoopy!
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Back To School?!
I think I might have, kinda, maybe, let my mom talk me into something weird, yesterday. I'm not sure, but I might be going back to college in August. I get a sickening feeling just thinking about it! Mom was saying, "You need to go back to college, and then you'll find a good job." Makes sense, I guess. Not a lot of places are hiring people with Associates' degrees. Maybe I'll have better luck when I get my Bachelor's degree. So, I went to my old "stomping grounds," yesterday, after the conversation... I went to Marshall University, and asked the powers-that-be about going back to college, in person. The power lady said, "You only need two more classes to graduate!" I thought it was three more, but since she said it's only two she got my attention. Maybe I just might go back to college this fall... Maybe...
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