1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
i'm happy to say that i've never shaved my legs in my life.
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
waking up, and getting ready to go to work.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
peeing.
4. What are you wearing right now?
not much of anything.
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
kinda mad at my cousin, because he's had everything in his life handed to him on a silver plater, and he's never actually had to do crap to get anything.
6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
denise and mom.
7. Last time you had sex?
like, 8:06 this morning.
9. Last thing received in the mail?
"High Spirits" DVD.
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
no, but i have rich, stuck up relatives, who are famous in their own minds.
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
not yet.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
not that i know of...
13. How is your hair?
about mid-way of my back now, very thin, and very itchy.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
ummm.... a cup of juice, a can of pop at break time, a can of pop at lunch time, and a cup of kool-aid at mom's house.
15. What have you eaten today?
pancake, pizza, and hungry man chicken dinner (ick...).
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
always... among other things... usually stuff that no one would understand but me, like, "Dave loves John," "Hi Santa," or "Snakes is pretty."
21. Do you like the ocean?
it's my home away from home. it's one of my most favoritest things about life.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
no, but sometimes they just won't leave ya alone, and keep coming back like mosquitoes, or something.
23. What are you excited about?
finally having my soul mate, and not having to worry myself sick thinking, "why, God, why can't i have love?! why?!"
24. What did you do last night?
i don't know!
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope.
26. Where do you keep your money?
under a rock in the yard.
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
of course. i'm sure the neighbors remember it, too.
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
neither
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
who knows?
