1. Have you ever seen a penis?
No. No, i haven't.
2. Do you like watching musicals?
no. no, i don't.
3. What type of bed do you have?
a broken down queen size
4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
that would be my Denise.
5. Name 4 items in front of you?
like, my immediate "front?" I mean, the TV is kinda off to the side. I can see it in the corner of my eye. Does that count? Man, I don't know, this question is too hard! Pass.
6. Do you like spiders?
i don't hate them, if that's what you mean. i just think they should find better places to build their webs, instead of right in the line of my face.
7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
what?!
8. Is there a mirror in your room?
little pocket mirrors. nothing major.
9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
you mean, like, for a show? like, "hey, check out my flabby body!" no. i usually don't try to make people puke.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah, i do.
11. What colour top are you wearing?
black with a big, huge "pirates of the carribean" logo on it.
12. Do you love music?
who doesn't?!
13. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
i've yet to have my first alcoholic drink... what's the point?!
14. What is your favourite part of yourself?
i kinda like the way my right pinky toenail splits in half. i'm really glad my uncles talked me into cutting that toenail off that time when i was 2. had i not done that, i'd have a normal toenail right now.
15. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
i don't have one of these, how you say, "phones."
16. Are your parents racist?
no, but what about me? this survey is about me, right? i'm not, by the way.
17. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought we already covered this topic! i don't drink, you big stupid!
18. How many pets do you have?
2, i think... where's tommy?!
19. Do you think babies are cute?
of course
20. Whats your favorite food?
pudding
22. Do you cry often?
not anymore
23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
new socks, and then a digital camera like Debra's
24. Do you want to get married?
soon
25. Ever painted your nails black?
no, have you?
26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
i'm with who i really want to be with right now, my angel baby.
27. Have you had alchohol today?
okay, you're some kind of freak or something!
28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
weekend at bernie's
30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
not really
31. Who always makes you smile?
angel baby
32. Is the light on or off?
off
33. Can you touch the ceiling?
not with my feet.
34. Do you like South Park?
awesome show.
35. What is the first word that you think of?
love
36. Ever worn a skirt?
yeah for our old videos
37. Does smoking disgust you?
yes
38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
no
39. Where are you right now?
bedroom
40. Do you like your legs?
no, they always hurt!
41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row?
are you a zombie, or something?
42. Are you tired?
not really
43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
not really
44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
that would make a lot of people sick.
46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
if it's a really good song i'd probably be dumb enough to do that
47. How would you like to die?
i'd like to be eaten by polar bears
48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
met my soul mate there
49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
some of 'em
50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
eat some more pudding.
