Saturday, June 30, 2007

WDN Chatters 903

1) Is there someone on your mind??
She's always on my mind, man, she's my soul-mate!

2) What is your beverage of choice?
Pepsi, water, green tea, Sunny Delight, chocolate milk, and, umm, that's all, I guess...

4) When was your last kiss?
A couple minutes ago.

10) Do you believe in soulmates?
Yep, got mine in December 2005. Hope you get yours soon. It's a good feeling.

14) Do you like to dance?
Not in public. Just when I'm trying to make Angel Baby laugh.

20) Do you like the surveys?
They're good to have around whenever ya just can't seem to think of anything to blog about.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Good Forward From Terry

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean." Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?" "No," says Monica. "Mustard."

Sunday, June 17, 2007

WDN Chatters 902

1. Start Time -
2:47pm, on a sunny Sunday, in mid-June.

******HAVE YOU EVER*****

17. Cut your own hair?
Usually about once a month, every month, since I was about 18. So, yes.

18. Did you do something in the past month that you will regret?
Okay, so what you're saying is, "Have you ever did you do something in the past month that you will regret?"?! Umm... Poor grammar aside, no I haven't...

20. Skipped school?
Nope, don't believe so.

21. Made out with just a friend?
Yeah, and wasn't that just delightful! **Insert Sarcasm Here**

24. Punched someone?
Yeah... Sorry, Debra... I was dumb back then...

25. Cheated on a test?
Yeah, quite a few times in college. Never got caught!

27. Broken into someone's house?
Well... I've never told anyone this before, but yeah... This one time, back in 1998, I broke into my rich uncle's house, and took all of his money, and his TV, and his VCR... This was right before DVD players came out, mind you, so I thought the VCR would be a good idea. Then, like, 6 months later DVD players were invented, so I bought one of those of the money that I stole. That's why I don't have any of that money left, today, because when DVD players first came out they were really expensive. Remember that crap? I stole $80,000 out of my rich uncle's shoe box (the one under his bed), and ended up spending every dime of it on that DVD player! Boy, had I known then what I know now... Who would've guessed DVD players would go down to 30 bucks?! Man... That sucks... And, to top it all, that first DVD player that I bought wasn't even a good one! It only lasted for about a year, and then I had to buy another one!

28. Been rejected?
Countless times. Have you ever read this blog, man? I used to CONSTANTLY cry about that kind of stuff in the blog!

29. Been to a funeral?
2 or 3... They're not my thing. I'd rather remember them in life, and not what their dead corpses looked like in the coffin, because bodies are only a shell, anyway, so what's the point?

30. Used a lighter?
Used it for what? Like, as a weapon, you mean? No.

31. Been on stage?
Yeah, but not on a performing level... I was just there to accept some cheesey awards in high school. I used to be in church plays all the time when I was little, but I wasn't particularly all that talented back then.

*****FAVORITE*****

44. Park
Central Park in NYC is awesome... Don't really have any good ones here... Umm... The one down by the floodwall?

46. Place
It's a tie! Philadelphia and Myrtle Beach.

52. Disney Movie
Pirates of the Carribbean 1 & 3... 2 was kinda dumb.

54. Name for a son
Skeeter.

55. Name for a daughter
Elisabeth and Izabella.

******DO YOU PREFER*****

60. Scary movies or comedies?
Scary, please.

******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

63. Train:
Set

64. Mexico:
Yellow water

65. School:
Molestation

66. Shoe:
Blister

67. Cows:
Mooo Hooo Whooo

68. Canada:
Ey?

69. Camera:
Naughty poses

70. Hand:
Hips

*****THE PAST 3 DAYS, HAVE YOU*****

71. Talked on the phone?
I haven't talked on a phone for, like, 6 months.

72. Watched a movie?
I've watched 14,000 movies in the last 3 days.

73. Cried?
No

79. Looked in the mirror?
I haven't looked in a mirror for about 6 months, either.

80. Taken a shower?
6 months.

81. Taken a picture?
No

82. Listened to music?
Every second of every day.

83. Told someone you love them?
Every second of every day.

(What, no “finish time” question? I mean, why ask for a start time if you’re not the least bit curious about the finish time!)
"HAIL, HAIL"
~Pearl Jam

Ah, is there room for both of us
Both of us apart
Are we bound out of obligation
Is that all we've got?

I get the words and then I get to thinkin'
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
How do I feel?
How do I?

If you're the only one will I never be enough, yeah
Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

Oh, how I'd love ya till the day I die... and beyond
Are we goin' to the same place?
If so can I come?
It's egg rollin' , thick and heavy
All, the past we carry
Oh, I could be new
You under-estimate me

If you're the only one will I never be enough, yeah
Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

I sometimes realize...I could only be as good as you'll let me
Are you woman enough to be my man?
Bandaged hand in hand.

Black lining,
On the run, in a race that can't be won, yeah

Oh, Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

If you're my only one
So good, you, only one
I want to be your one
Enough, you won, your one, your one

Saturday, June 16, 2007

WDN Chatters 901

1. How old will you be in 12 months?
73... 12 months is a long time from now, man!

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
I do.

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
I don't know, going back to college?! Not that I'm looking forward to it, but it'll be something different, I suppose.

4. Who was the last person to call you?
No one has called me since December, because I don't have a friggin' phone!

5. Who was the last person to text you?
I'm happy to say that I've never been "texted" in my life. I'm a virgin.

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
Neither.

8. What were you doing at 12am last night??
Rockin.'

9. Parents separated/divorced/married?
I guess.

10. When is the last time you saw your dad?
Last night. But, the last time I actually said anything to him was when I was 7.

11. What happened at 11:00 p.m. last night?
We were getting ready to rock at 12.

12. How many houses have you lived in?
5

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
3

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Nude

15. Are you a social person?
Yeah, if people are social with me, I'll social back with them.

16. What was the last thing you ate?
Reeses Pieces.

17. Favorite ice cream?
Oreo.

18. What is your favorite dessert?
Black Forrest Cake.

19. What is your favorite movie?
Tombstone.

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape.

21. Do you like coffee?
Not really, but I'll drink it if I have to.

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Used to drink about 27 cups a day, until I realized that city water is kinda bad for you.

23. What do you drink in the morning?
Juice, or chocolate milk, or pop, or whatever's there to drink.

24. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
Sometimes, but they're kinda over-priced.

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Whatever.

26.Can you do Sudokus?
I've never heard of it. Is that some kind of new drug, or something?

27. Do you like to cuddle?
Sure.

28. Any plans for today?
Already did most of 'em. I cut the grass, and painted. I plan to sleep later.

9. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I refuse to eat. Not home, not out, not anywhere.

32. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Of course not!

33. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
No.

34. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean all the way!!!

35. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Whatever's there.

36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
No. What's the point? They're almost obsolete now.

37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Music

38. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Stuff Baby Girl gave me.

40. Can you roll your tongue?
Where would I roll it to if I could?!

41. Who is the loudest person you know?
Santa.

42. How many pillows do you sleep with?
78.

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Kinda greenish.

47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Yeah, the water bill is high enough as it is!

48. Do you wish someone was with you right now?
She is with me right now, Silly Rabbit!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

WDN Chatters 822

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
No one else in the world was born on November 25th. I know these things. I've asked everyone!

3. Favorite fruit?
Fruit is kinda lame... If I had to choose I'd say apples, but I'm not that big on them. I haven't ate one in, like 3 years.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
What difference does it make?

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Pollen, cat pee, poison ivy, dust, and something else...

6. Are you bisexual?
No

7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
No, have you?

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
Ummm... Put me on the spot, why don't ya?! WV, KY, OH, VA, NC, SC, TN, GA, FL, PA, MD, DE, NJ, and NY. 14, Regis! That's my final answer!

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Two. WV & KY.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
No

14. What is your dream car?
I have my dream car. Mustang.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Nantucket.

16. Are you bipolar?
Yes.

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes... But, we'll not talk about that.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
yes

23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Not yet.

24. Have you ever white water rafted?
Not yet.

25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
yes. Heh. 9th grade Algebra teacher.

26. Are you racist?
no

27. What song are you listening to right now?
Jimi Hendrix "Hey Joe."

28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Umm... I was rockin' out to Nine Inch Nails' "Get Down Make Love," earlier. Heavy! So, I'll say that.

29. What was the last movie you watched?
"The Hitcher." The 2007 re-make.

30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Work.

31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Unless water balloons can do serious damage, then, no...

32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Sister. I was dumb back then.

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Nothing.

34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Angel Baby's heart.

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I usually "Don't go there, Girlfriend.!"

36. Say something totally random about yourself:
Something totally random about yourself.

37. Do you have an iPod?
no

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Shut up with your stupid "Dwight Yokam jokes" already!!!

43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
Hablo espano muy mal.

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo
No. Why would I want to do something that stupid?!

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Uncle "March."

51. Have you ever surfed?
Not yet.

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The parot.

66. Who do you live with?
my soulmate

67. Last thing you watched on TV?
"A Haunting." Cool show! Check it out! Thursday nights, 9pm, Discovery Channel.

WDN Chatters 821

1. Who were you with last night?
My Soulmate.

2. What woke you up this morning?
Had to pee.

3. Where are you?
Bedroom.

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Of course.

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Both.

6. When was the last time you cried?
When Tommy got eaten by dogs.

7. Ever thrown up in public?
When I was little I got sick at an amusement park, and puked.

8. Passed out because of alcohol?
No, because I'm not stupid enough to drink.

9. Who's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Baby Girl.

10. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Probably not, because I wouldn't be around anyone with a gun.

11. Where would you like to live?
Here.

12. ???? WTF ????
Huh?!

18. Whats sexier than an elf princesses sword?
An elf princess sword smothered in taco cheese.

20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
I ran into a garbage can at work, the other day.

21. Do you listen to music every day?
Yes, I do. Nirvana. Every single day since April 9th, 1994.

22. What was the last thing you ate?
Does gum count?

24. About how many people have you liked?
You mean, like, when I was a shy, little chicken, monkey-boy, who'd never ask a girl out? Umm... 29?

26. How many people have you loved?
Uno.

27. Whats your favorite type of soda?
Pepsi.

29. Have you ever won an award?
Many times in school, but those are all make-believe, I guess... I mean, they don't really mean anything... In the real world, I mean. Like, what difference does it make that I won the Art Award? A citizenship / scholarship? Perfect Attendence? The Dean's List?

30. What do you want to do right now?
Rock.

35. When were you the saddest in your whole life?
2005... From "Rockin'" to Rock Bottom! Hey, neat!

36. Do you use Ebay to buy or sell?
Buy, mostly.

38. What makes you mad?
Rich people.

39. Have you ever had a song written about you?
No.

40. What song makes you cry?
Pearl Jam's "Black." The Beatles' "Across The Universe." Nirvana's "Sappy." and "You Know You're Right."

41. What song makes you happy?
Motley Crue's "Without You."

42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
That's too dirty to say in public!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

WDN Chatters 820

(This survey got kinda repetitive with older ones, so I did some chopping along the way...)

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
First, I'd tell him he's crazy because I'm a dude. Then, if he'd insist, like, "No, sir, seriously, you're pregnant." I'd say, "Oh, okay," and then I'd be really happy, and excited, because I'd be the first dude in the world to have a baby.

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
Well, they wouldn't be my friends if I didn't trust them! Pfft! God!

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
It'd be hard. Baby Girl did it for me. Her heart is the best gift I've ever had.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Shut up!

5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship:
Wetting the bed and eating my cookies (I'd say, "Get your own, Woman!")

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I don't know, man... My friends are boneheads.

7. When was the last time you snuck out?
8th grade. Got caught. Never did it again.

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Used to be, until I did it, and then I thought, "Well, okay, it's not so bad, is it?"

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Every 5 seconds Angel Baby pops into my mind.

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
What are you talkin' about? That just sounds gay, man!

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
The 8th of Never.

14. Fill in the blank. I like ________.
My ears.

15. What are your goals in life?
Live to see tomorrow.

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding?
Quiet with as few people as possible.

18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
"Uhhhh."

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
I wouldn't be in a coma for an extended period of time, because I'd rather die than to be a vegetable.

20. How many kids do you want to have?
3

21. Would you make a good parent?
I've raised 4,892 cats. I can't see kids being much different.

22. Where was your default pic taken?
My huh?!

23. What is your middle name?
Patrick Swayze.

27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now??
Sleep.

28. Are you musical?
Yeah, sure, whatever...

29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
2005. Period.

30. Shoe size:
I'm engaged. That's kinda personal, don't ya think?

31. What are you wearing right now?
Do you really want to know? Heh heh. My skimpies... Hey, I'm getting ready to go to bed! Sue me!

33. Can you make a dollar in change right now:
Not at this exact minute. What would I do, pull some nickles outta my bum, or something?!

34. Best place to go for a date:
Bed.

40. Have you had the chicken pox?:
First grade. Not a pleasant experience for a 5-year-old.

42. Have you had plastic surgery?:
Yes. I had to get my left "pointer" finger extended.

43. Who knows you the best?
Baby Girl

45. Do you get along with your family?
Just Mom. That's all.

46. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Every night! Ozzy just can't get it through his head that he's not allowed in our room when we're sleeping.

47. Been to Mexico?:
Not yet.

49. Did you buy something today?
Roses.

54. Did you have sex today?
A few times, actually.

55. Last person to sleep in your bed?
That would be me and Angel Baby, of course!

56. Last person to see you cry?
Angel Baby. It's been, like, a year, I guess... I don't cry anymore.

58. What was the last TV show you watched?:
This Phoenix animal rescues show.

60. What are your plans for the weekend?:
Working. What else?! That's all I ever do!

Friday, June 01, 2007

Planet #2

We've kinda just been fascinated with the moon, lately, and not really been looking for anything else through the telescope... Until tonight! Tonight we found Jupiter! I even saw 3 of its 49 moons. It looked a little like this in our telescope:
We still haven't been able to find Mars or Venus in the telescope... We're new at this, you know? Is it even the right time of year to be able to view Venus? I don't know! Is it possible to see Neptune and Uranus through a telescope? I just don't know, man!!!