1. Who were you with last night?
My Soulmate.
2. What woke you up this morning?
Had to pee.
3. Where are you?
Bedroom.
4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Of course.
5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Both.
6. When was the last time you cried?
When Tommy got eaten by dogs.
7. Ever thrown up in public?
When I was little I got sick at an amusement park, and puked.
8. Passed out because of alcohol?
No, because I'm not stupid enough to drink.
9. Who's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Baby Girl.
10. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Probably not, because I wouldn't be around anyone with a gun.
11. Where would you like to live?
Here.
12. ???? WTF ????
Huh?!
18. Whats sexier than an elf princesses sword?
An elf princess sword smothered in taco cheese.
20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
I ran into a garbage can at work, the other day.
21. Do you listen to music every day?
Yes, I do. Nirvana. Every single day since April 9th, 1994.
22. What was the last thing you ate?
Does gum count?
24. About how many people have you liked?
You mean, like, when I was a shy, little chicken, monkey-boy, who'd never ask a girl out? Umm... 29?
26. How many people have you loved?
Uno.
27. Whats your favorite type of soda?
Pepsi.
29. Have you ever won an award?
Many times in school, but those are all make-believe, I guess... I mean, they don't really mean anything... In the real world, I mean. Like, what difference does it make that I won the Art Award? A citizenship / scholarship? Perfect Attendence? The Dean's List?
30. What do you want to do right now?
Rock.
35. When were you the saddest in your whole life?
2005... From "Rockin'" to Rock Bottom! Hey, neat!
36. Do you use Ebay to buy or sell?
Buy, mostly.
38. What makes you mad?
Rich people.
39. Have you ever had a song written about you?
No.
40. What song makes you cry?
Pearl Jam's "Black." The Beatles' "Across The Universe." Nirvana's "Sappy." and "You Know You're Right."
41. What song makes you happy?
Motley Crue's "Without You."
42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
That's too dirty to say in public!
