(This survey got kinda repetitive with older ones, so I did some chopping along the way...)
1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
First, I'd tell him he's crazy because I'm a dude. Then, if he'd insist, like, "No, sir, seriously, you're pregnant." I'd say, "Oh, okay," and then I'd be really happy, and excited, because I'd be the first dude in the world to have a baby.
2. Do you trust all of your friends?
Well, they wouldn't be my friends if I didn't trust them! Pfft! God!
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
It'd be hard. Baby Girl did it for me. Her heart is the best gift I've ever had.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Shut up!
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship:
Wetting the bed and eating my cookies (I'd say, "Get your own, Woman!")
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I don't know, man... My friends are boneheads.
7. When was the last time you snuck out?
8th grade. Got caught. Never did it again.
8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Used to be, until I did it, and then I thought, "Well, okay, it's not so bad, is it?"
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Every 5 seconds Angel Baby pops into my mind.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
What are you talkin' about? That just sounds gay, man!
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
The 8th of Never.
14. Fill in the blank. I like ________.
My ears.
15. What are your goals in life?
Live to see tomorrow.
17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding?
Quiet with as few people as possible.
18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
"Uhhhh."
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
I wouldn't be in a coma for an extended period of time, because I'd rather die than to be a vegetable.
20. How many kids do you want to have?
3
21. Would you make a good parent?
I've raised 4,892 cats. I can't see kids being much different.
22. Where was your default pic taken?
My huh?!
23. What is your middle name?
Patrick Swayze.
27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now??
Sleep.
28. Are you musical?
Yeah, sure, whatever...
29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
2005. Period.
30. Shoe size:
I'm engaged. That's kinda personal, don't ya think?
31. What are you wearing right now?
Do you really want to know? Heh heh. My skimpies... Hey, I'm getting ready to go to bed! Sue me!
33. Can you make a dollar in change right now:
Not at this exact minute. What would I do, pull some nickles outta my bum, or something?!
34. Best place to go for a date:
Bed.
40. Have you had the chicken pox?:
First grade. Not a pleasant experience for a 5-year-old.
42. Have you had plastic surgery?:
Yes. I had to get my left "pointer" finger extended.
43. Who knows you the best?
Baby Girl
45. Do you get along with your family?
Just Mom. That's all.
46. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Every night! Ozzy just can't get it through his head that he's not allowed in our room when we're sleeping.
47. Been to Mexico?:
Not yet.
49. Did you buy something today?
Roses.
54. Did you have sex today?
A few times, actually.
55. Last person to sleep in your bed?
That would be me and Angel Baby, of course!
56. Last person to see you cry?
Angel Baby. It's been, like, a year, I guess... I don't cry anymore.
58. What was the last TV show you watched?:
This Phoenix animal rescues show.
60. What are your plans for the weekend?:
Working. What else?! That's all I ever do!
