Sunday, June 17, 2007

WDN Chatters 902

1. Start Time -
2:47pm, on a sunny Sunday, in mid-June.

******HAVE YOU EVER*****

17. Cut your own hair?
Usually about once a month, every month, since I was about 18. So, yes.

18. Did you do something in the past month that you will regret?
Okay, so what you're saying is, "Have you ever did you do something in the past month that you will regret?"?! Umm... Poor grammar aside, no I haven't...

20. Skipped school?
Nope, don't believe so.

21. Made out with just a friend?
Yeah, and wasn't that just delightful! **Insert Sarcasm Here**

24. Punched someone?
Yeah... Sorry, Debra... I was dumb back then...

25. Cheated on a test?
Yeah, quite a few times in college. Never got caught!

27. Broken into someone's house?
Well... I've never told anyone this before, but yeah... This one time, back in 1998, I broke into my rich uncle's house, and took all of his money, and his TV, and his VCR... This was right before DVD players came out, mind you, so I thought the VCR would be a good idea. Then, like, 6 months later DVD players were invented, so I bought one of those of the money that I stole. That's why I don't have any of that money left, today, because when DVD players first came out they were really expensive. Remember that crap? I stole $80,000 out of my rich uncle's shoe box (the one under his bed), and ended up spending every dime of it on that DVD player! Boy, had I known then what I know now... Who would've guessed DVD players would go down to 30 bucks?! Man... That sucks... And, to top it all, that first DVD player that I bought wasn't even a good one! It only lasted for about a year, and then I had to buy another one!

28. Been rejected?
Countless times. Have you ever read this blog, man? I used to CONSTANTLY cry about that kind of stuff in the blog!

29. Been to a funeral?
2 or 3... They're not my thing. I'd rather remember them in life, and not what their dead corpses looked like in the coffin, because bodies are only a shell, anyway, so what's the point?

30. Used a lighter?
Used it for what? Like, as a weapon, you mean? No.

31. Been on stage?
Yeah, but not on a performing level... I was just there to accept some cheesey awards in high school. I used to be in church plays all the time when I was little, but I wasn't particularly all that talented back then.

*****FAVORITE*****

44. Park
Central Park in NYC is awesome... Don't really have any good ones here... Umm... The one down by the floodwall?

46. Place
It's a tie! Philadelphia and Myrtle Beach.

52. Disney Movie
Pirates of the Carribbean 1 & 3... 2 was kinda dumb.

54. Name for a son
Skeeter.

55. Name for a daughter
Elisabeth and Izabella.

******DO YOU PREFER*****

60. Scary movies or comedies?
Scary, please.

******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

63. Train:
Set

64. Mexico:
Yellow water

65. School:
Molestation

66. Shoe:
Blister

67. Cows:
Mooo Hooo Whooo

68. Canada:
Ey?

69. Camera:
Naughty poses

70. Hand:
Hips

*****THE PAST 3 DAYS, HAVE YOU*****

71. Talked on the phone?
I haven't talked on a phone for, like, 6 months.

72. Watched a movie?
I've watched 14,000 movies in the last 3 days.

73. Cried?
No

79. Looked in the mirror?
I haven't looked in a mirror for about 6 months, either.

80. Taken a shower?
6 months.

81. Taken a picture?
No

82. Listened to music?
Every second of every day.

83. Told someone you love them?
Every second of every day.

(What, no “finish time” question? I mean, why ask for a start time if you’re not the least bit curious about the finish time!)