Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Car Wreck #4 (Update!)
Oh yeah, I forgot! My dad got a copy of the police report from Tuesday's little accident, today. Turns out the wreck wasn't my fault! Heh heh. And, in case you were wondering, the dumb, old, senile woman will be 80 years old on August 8th. When is "old" too old to be allowed to drive? I crap you not, this old woman didn't have a clue what she was doing that day!
WDN Chatters 906
(As you'll notice, I did some chopping on this one. It was pretty much the same old stuff, but there was a few original questions, so here it is...)
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yeah, is that when they stick toothpicks up your nose, and try to see if you'll sneeze?
23. Have you ever had one?
No, but my great, great, great grandpa did.
24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Richard Dawson.
25. Do you want to go back to high school?
No, but I kinda wanna go back to college just to prove to everyone that I still won't be able to get a job.
26. Who is your arch enemy?
Lex Luther.
27. If you could go back to one time in your life would you change it?
I would like to have been able to avoid meeting evil people. If I could've still ended up with my Denise, even without meeting those evil people, then yeah. No evil people!
28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
No, but I think I ate one at Dairy Queen once.
29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
I'm happy to say, "No, I have not seen that dumb, crappy movie."
30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
What is that?
32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Luke Skywalker.
36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever, as long as it fits.
37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
No, but I paid to have my knee caps interchanged 6 years ago.
38. Do you shave your back?
No, Denise shaves it for me. I can't reach it!
39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
Yeah, those old 70's tapes that me and Roger found in the creek that time were hilarious!
40. Have you ever flashed someone?
I went to Mexico when I was 12, and streaked across the street. Does that count?
41. Who is your best friend?
Denise.
42. How many children do you want to have?
3.
43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-Whatever.
44. Republican or Democrat?
I used to be a truly dedicated Democrat, but now I see that one is as equally dumb, and useless as the other. I'll never vote again.
45. What religion are you?
Christian-like.
46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
That's dumb. Who has time for that?!
47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for?
Pay for what, Dude?! My gas? The electric bill?
48. What scares you?
Ceiling fans. I'm tall.
49. What makes you happy?
Angel Baby.
50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
The same person that's been in my bed for the last year and 3 months... Baby Girl!
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yeah, is that when they stick toothpicks up your nose, and try to see if you'll sneeze?
23. Have you ever had one?
No, but my great, great, great grandpa did.
24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Richard Dawson.
25. Do you want to go back to high school?
No, but I kinda wanna go back to college just to prove to everyone that I still won't be able to get a job.
26. Who is your arch enemy?
Lex Luther.
27. If you could go back to one time in your life would you change it?
I would like to have been able to avoid meeting evil people. If I could've still ended up with my Denise, even without meeting those evil people, then yeah. No evil people!
28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
No, but I think I ate one at Dairy Queen once.
29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
I'm happy to say, "No, I have not seen that dumb, crappy movie."
30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
What is that?
32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Luke Skywalker.
36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever, as long as it fits.
37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
No, but I paid to have my knee caps interchanged 6 years ago.
38. Do you shave your back?
No, Denise shaves it for me. I can't reach it!
39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
Yeah, those old 70's tapes that me and Roger found in the creek that time were hilarious!
40. Have you ever flashed someone?
I went to Mexico when I was 12, and streaked across the street. Does that count?
41. Who is your best friend?
Denise.
42. How many children do you want to have?
3.
43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-Whatever.
44. Republican or Democrat?
I used to be a truly dedicated Democrat, but now I see that one is as equally dumb, and useless as the other. I'll never vote again.
45. What religion are you?
Christian-like.
46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
That's dumb. Who has time for that?!
47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for?
Pay for what, Dude?! My gas? The electric bill?
48. What scares you?
Ceiling fans. I'm tall.
49. What makes you happy?
Angel Baby.
50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
The same person that's been in my bed for the last year and 3 months... Baby Girl!
Job Interview (Part 1)
So, I've got this job interview tomorrow with the TV company... I'd TOTALLY be like Jim Carrey in "The Cable Guy," if I'd get this job! It's a normal job. 9-5, weekends off. Kinda like my old Real Estate job in 2005, except fun. Sounds good. Only one major problem that I know of... It's, like, 30 minutes away from Chatty. That'd suck to have to drive so much to and from work every day. But, I really, really hate the grocery store, and I think I'll take the job if they'll pay me enough. Anything's better than $200 a week, right? Well... Jobs are few and far between here, so my guess is that it's probably going to be about the same pay as I'm getting now, if not less... Stay tuned...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
WDN Chatters 905
1.What is the best way to get over someone?
Climb while they're squatting.
2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
I don't, like, put it on, or anything, like a cross dresser, or whatnot, but I wear Angel Baby's lipstick a lot.
3. Is your AIM away message on?
My aim never was that good. Not even when throwing darts.
4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Worms. That "Man Vs. Wild" Dude says they have a lot of protein in them.
5. What curse word do you use the most?
Frig, or Dag Nab It.
6. Do you own an igelo?
My IronMan watch has that Indiglo light on it. It's neat to mess with the lighning bugs with that thing!
7. Who on your Myspace " top 8 " do you talk to the most?
Mostly just zombies and a couple mummies.
8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Different times every morning. Usually 10. According to when I'm working.
9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Never in my life. I've never even heard of Ebay, actually.
10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
I don't think I've ever worn flip flops in my life, either.
11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Wal-mart... Can't afford the place I work.
12. Do you like to take the picture or be in the picture?
Both.
13. What was the last movie you watched?
The last *GOOD* movie was "The Bridge To Tarabithia."
14. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of 'em do.
15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Nothing really. I'd just keep the money. Quit work, put the money in the bank, and just let it draw interest for the rest of my life.
16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No, I don't think so...
17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. Medication is the Devil!
18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Queens Of The Stone "Era Vulgaris."
19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk, of course.
20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think anyone has *EVER* told me a secret, now that you mention it. Hey, what gives?!
21. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Steve Martin.
22. What did you have for dinner?
Spaghetti.
23. What is your biggest fear right now?
Falling out of this chair.
24. What color is your car?
White.
25. Can you whistle?
I'm not telling the likes of *YOU*. That's personal!
26. What is your favorite Christmas / winter movie?
Probably "The Christmas Story." Isn't that everyone's?
27. Do you make your own jewelry?
No, but I can build a frog with my spit.
28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
No, I'm not that crazy!
29. Who was the last person to call you?
Mum.
30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Any rollercoaster is fine with me. I don't discriminate.
31. What is something you must do everyday?
Bite my inner lip whilst trying to eat. I don't know why, but I do it every time.
32. Last road trip?
Driving to work.
33. What area code are you in right now?
Yeah right, like I'm going to say that on the internet!
34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't?!
35. How big is your local mall?
Big enough to have 4 stores in it.
36. What is your job title?
A Butcher. Like Abulah.
37. What do you miss most?
The ocean.
38. Would you ever sky dive?
Probably. That seems about like something I'd do.
39. What are you allergic to?
Socks.
40. What are your biggest regrets?
Taking the grocery store job after Kmart closed in 2002.
41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
I've never been to Africa.
42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
After I read how stupid this question is.
43. What movies do you know every line to?
Tombstone, Back To The Future, Young Guns.
44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
What does that mean? No, actually pretty much all of my t-shirts are band shirts.
45. What is your favorite candle scent?
Wax? I don't know!
46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
One cool uncle, Terry. One cool aunt, 10. As far as I'm concerned none of the others even exist.
47. When was your last plane ride?
Back in *NEVER.*
48. Do you crack your knuckles
No way, Dude. Do you think I'm retarded or something?
49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Umm... One. Got some you wanna give us?
50. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Dressing is icky.
51. Do you read for fun?
What fun is that?!
52. Can you speak another language apart from English?
Si, hablo espanol.
53. Where is your cell phone?
Up my butt, I guess, because I didn't know I had one.
54. Do you do your own dishes?
No, we have a maid that does that stuff.
55. What color is your bedroom painted?
Green Apple, kinda.
57. Have you ever cried in public?
Probably. Manic disorder makes you cry just about anywhere.
58. Favorite eye color?
Purple.
59. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Neither.
60. Toilet paper: over the front or around the back?
Neither.
61. Left or Right handed?
Neither.
62. What posters do you have in your room?
Lots of movie posters. Umm... 7 movie posters, 1 Spider-Man, 2 Beatles, 2 Nirvana.
63. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, I woke up this morning thinking, "Man, I wish I had my ankles pierced!" I haven't been able to shake that feeling all day.
64. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. Guys shouldn't have to do jack squat. Ever.
65. Can you skip rocks?
Quite well, actually.
66. Do you own a camera phone?
No, but I own a magnet watch with a fresbie attached to it.
67. Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Not in this life.
68. What do you like to snack on at the movie theatre?
The seat in front of me.
69. What messenger programs do you have?
Yahoo.
70. What is the weather like?
80 degrees and kinda cloudy.
71. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
Just getting off work.
72. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
No, because I have my soul mate, and she doesn't have any tattoos.
73. Do you have an online journal?
If you wanna call it that.
74. Did you ever play Capture the Flag in school?
What the crap?!
75. Where is your dream house?
On a beach in Maine, just like in my last life.
76. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Whatever.
77. do you use the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Whatever.
78. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, no I haven't.
79. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I wanna say July 1995, in New York, but I think I did a couple times after that. Who knows?!
80. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Tap water. That has polutants in it, right? Just like alcoholic drinks. So, yeah, tap water.
81. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I would've fondled myself continuously... Oh, no, wait a minute... You were saying something else weren't you? What would my name have been?! Bianca.
82. Do you like your living arrangement?
Yes, it's awesome.
83. Has anyone ever called you spoiled?
I've been called many things in my life, but spoiled is not one of them.
84. What is your mother and father's hometowns?
Here. Duh!
85. Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?
Yes. I went to high school where my mom did, and I went to elementary school where one of my dad's brothers went. Does that count?
86. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At least 7. Usually 8 or 9.
87. How much is gas where you live right now?
I don't know, $7.45? I give up on trying to keep track of it at this point.
88. What was the last thing to scare you?
That night I heard a monster on our deck.
89. Do you own a Playstation?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
90. What color are your bedsheets?
Cheetah print.
91. What is your favorite "reality competition" program?
What's that supposed to mean?!
92. What album did you buy last?
Umm... White Stripes "Icky Thump."
93. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Like, 12 or something...
94. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I guess. Who knows?!
95. Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
I'm not a very talkative person.
96. Is there carpet, wood or tile in the room you're currently in?
Wood.
97. Were you a " planned " child?
Yeah.
99. What is your dad's name?
Gary Shandling.
100. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
32, I think.
Climb while they're squatting.
2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
I don't, like, put it on, or anything, like a cross dresser, or whatnot, but I wear Angel Baby's lipstick a lot.
3. Is your AIM away message on?
My aim never was that good. Not even when throwing darts.
4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Worms. That "Man Vs. Wild" Dude says they have a lot of protein in them.
5. What curse word do you use the most?
Frig, or Dag Nab It.
6. Do you own an igelo?
My IronMan watch has that Indiglo light on it. It's neat to mess with the lighning bugs with that thing!
7. Who on your Myspace " top 8 " do you talk to the most?
Mostly just zombies and a couple mummies.
8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Different times every morning. Usually 10. According to when I'm working.
9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Never in my life. I've never even heard of Ebay, actually.
10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
I don't think I've ever worn flip flops in my life, either.
11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Wal-mart... Can't afford the place I work.
12. Do you like to take the picture or be in the picture?
Both.
13. What was the last movie you watched?
The last *GOOD* movie was "The Bridge To Tarabithia."
14. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of 'em do.
15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Nothing really. I'd just keep the money. Quit work, put the money in the bank, and just let it draw interest for the rest of my life.
16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No, I don't think so...
17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. Medication is the Devil!
18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Queens Of The Stone "Era Vulgaris."
19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk, of course.
20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think anyone has *EVER* told me a secret, now that you mention it. Hey, what gives?!
21. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Steve Martin.
22. What did you have for dinner?
Spaghetti.
23. What is your biggest fear right now?
Falling out of this chair.
24. What color is your car?
White.
25. Can you whistle?
I'm not telling the likes of *YOU*. That's personal!
26. What is your favorite Christmas / winter movie?
Probably "The Christmas Story." Isn't that everyone's?
27. Do you make your own jewelry?
No, but I can build a frog with my spit.
28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
No, I'm not that crazy!
29. Who was the last person to call you?
Mum.
30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Any rollercoaster is fine with me. I don't discriminate.
31. What is something you must do everyday?
Bite my inner lip whilst trying to eat. I don't know why, but I do it every time.
32. Last road trip?
Driving to work.
33. What area code are you in right now?
Yeah right, like I'm going to say that on the internet!
34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't?!
35. How big is your local mall?
Big enough to have 4 stores in it.
36. What is your job title?
A Butcher. Like Abulah.
37. What do you miss most?
The ocean.
38. Would you ever sky dive?
Probably. That seems about like something I'd do.
39. What are you allergic to?
Socks.
40. What are your biggest regrets?
Taking the grocery store job after Kmart closed in 2002.
41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
I've never been to Africa.
42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
After I read how stupid this question is.
43. What movies do you know every line to?
Tombstone, Back To The Future, Young Guns.
44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
What does that mean? No, actually pretty much all of my t-shirts are band shirts.
45. What is your favorite candle scent?
Wax? I don't know!
46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
One cool uncle, Terry. One cool aunt, 10. As far as I'm concerned none of the others even exist.
47. When was your last plane ride?
Back in *NEVER.*
48. Do you crack your knuckles
No way, Dude. Do you think I'm retarded or something?
49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Umm... One. Got some you wanna give us?
50. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Dressing is icky.
51. Do you read for fun?
What fun is that?!
52. Can you speak another language apart from English?
Si, hablo espanol.
53. Where is your cell phone?
Up my butt, I guess, because I didn't know I had one.
54. Do you do your own dishes?
No, we have a maid that does that stuff.
55. What color is your bedroom painted?
Green Apple, kinda.
57. Have you ever cried in public?
Probably. Manic disorder makes you cry just about anywhere.
58. Favorite eye color?
Purple.
59. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Neither.
60. Toilet paper: over the front or around the back?
Neither.
61. Left or Right handed?
Neither.
62. What posters do you have in your room?
Lots of movie posters. Umm... 7 movie posters, 1 Spider-Man, 2 Beatles, 2 Nirvana.
63. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, I woke up this morning thinking, "Man, I wish I had my ankles pierced!" I haven't been able to shake that feeling all day.
64. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. Guys shouldn't have to do jack squat. Ever.
65. Can you skip rocks?
Quite well, actually.
66. Do you own a camera phone?
No, but I own a magnet watch with a fresbie attached to it.
67. Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Not in this life.
68. What do you like to snack on at the movie theatre?
The seat in front of me.
69. What messenger programs do you have?
Yahoo.
70. What is the weather like?
80 degrees and kinda cloudy.
71. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
Just getting off work.
72. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
No, because I have my soul mate, and she doesn't have any tattoos.
73. Do you have an online journal?
If you wanna call it that.
74. Did you ever play Capture the Flag in school?
What the crap?!
75. Where is your dream house?
On a beach in Maine, just like in my last life.
76. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Whatever.
77. do you use the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Whatever.
78. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, no I haven't.
79. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I wanna say July 1995, in New York, but I think I did a couple times after that. Who knows?!
80. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Tap water. That has polutants in it, right? Just like alcoholic drinks. So, yeah, tap water.
81. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I would've fondled myself continuously... Oh, no, wait a minute... You were saying something else weren't you? What would my name have been?! Bianca.
82. Do you like your living arrangement?
Yes, it's awesome.
83. Has anyone ever called you spoiled?
I've been called many things in my life, but spoiled is not one of them.
84. What is your mother and father's hometowns?
Here. Duh!
85. Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?
Yes. I went to high school where my mom did, and I went to elementary school where one of my dad's brothers went. Does that count?
86. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At least 7. Usually 8 or 9.
87. How much is gas where you live right now?
I don't know, $7.45? I give up on trying to keep track of it at this point.
88. What was the last thing to scare you?
That night I heard a monster on our deck.
89. Do you own a Playstation?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
90. What color are your bedsheets?
Cheetah print.
91. What is your favorite "reality competition" program?
What's that supposed to mean?!
92. What album did you buy last?
Umm... White Stripes "Icky Thump."
93. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Like, 12 or something...
94. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I guess. Who knows?!
95. Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
I'm not a very talkative person.
96. Is there carpet, wood or tile in the room you're currently in?
Wood.
97. Were you a " planned " child?
Yeah.
99. What is your dad's name?
Gary Shandling.
100. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
32, I think.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These...
What's wrong with me?! I've been having dreams about the end of the world for, like, a week now! I kinda ignored it at first, but last night's dream made me take notice. I can't even really remember any of the other dreams now, but last night's was kinda freaky. People were killig each other for fun. Kinda like a game. A competition of some sort. I was in the game. I got disqualified for something. I didn't follow the exact instructions, or something. So, even though I couldn't win the game after being disqualified, people could still hunt and kill me in order to advance to the next level. Survivalism.
WDN Chatters 904
1. Name: Tommy Lee Jones
2. Are you a patient person? The only time I was in the hospital was when I was born.
3. Name 1 thing you have gave up in the past year? I gave up on being lonely and sad.
4. Name something in the past year that's been major in your life? Buying a house for me and Baby Girl to share our lives together in.
5. In the past year have you changed in anyway? I no longer wet the bed, and I stopped eating in my sleep.
6. What did you eat for breakfast? Rocks and grass.
7. What did you have for lunch? A Box.
8. What did you have for dinner? I was too full for dinner... Skipped it.
9. Who have you lost to death in the past 5 years that was close to you? Speedy Gonzales.
10. Do you want to get married? I do.
11. When was the last time you got sick and threw up? Probably, like, 5 years ago. I hardly ever throw up.
12. Do you think your hott? My what?!
13. What's your biggest pet peeve? Rich people... Money... Greed... Druggies... Power Abusers... Same stuff I've always hated, really.
14. Pet names your last ex gave you? Mr. Cookie Pants.
15. Who did you talk to on the phone last? Mom.
16. What did you talk about? My boss's mistress.
17. Are you jealous of anyone right now? I'm jealous of the man who lives in the tree.
18. What's the sweetiest gift you ever bought someone? "Sweetiest?!" Is that even a word?! The sweetest gift was that time I gave Angel Baby a new spider web to hang her shoes on.
19. What's the sweetiest gift you ever received? Angel Baby's heart was the sweetiestest thing ever.
20. When was the last time your phone rang? Hey, we have a phone now! Yeah, we keep forgetting about that. Every time it rings we're like, "What's that noise?!" ...It was about an hour ago, I guess.
21. Told you they love you? That phrase is not a complete question. Answer hazy. Please repeat in the form of a question.
2. Are you a patient person? The only time I was in the hospital was when I was born.
3. Name 1 thing you have gave up in the past year? I gave up on being lonely and sad.
4. Name something in the past year that's been major in your life? Buying a house for me and Baby Girl to share our lives together in.
5. In the past year have you changed in anyway? I no longer wet the bed, and I stopped eating in my sleep.
6. What did you eat for breakfast? Rocks and grass.
7. What did you have for lunch? A Box.
8. What did you have for dinner? I was too full for dinner... Skipped it.
9. Who have you lost to death in the past 5 years that was close to you? Speedy Gonzales.
10. Do you want to get married? I do.
11. When was the last time you got sick and threw up? Probably, like, 5 years ago. I hardly ever throw up.
12. Do you think your hott? My what?!
13. What's your biggest pet peeve? Rich people... Money... Greed... Druggies... Power Abusers... Same stuff I've always hated, really.
14. Pet names your last ex gave you? Mr. Cookie Pants.
15. Who did you talk to on the phone last? Mom.
16. What did you talk about? My boss's mistress.
17. Are you jealous of anyone right now? I'm jealous of the man who lives in the tree.
18. What's the sweetiest gift you ever bought someone? "Sweetiest?!" Is that even a word?! The sweetest gift was that time I gave Angel Baby a new spider web to hang her shoes on.
19. What's the sweetiest gift you ever received? Angel Baby's heart was the sweetiestest thing ever.
20. When was the last time your phone rang? Hey, we have a phone now! Yeah, we keep forgetting about that. Every time it rings we're like, "What's that noise?!" ...It was about an hour ago, I guess.
21. Told you they love you? That phrase is not a complete question. Answer hazy. Please repeat in the form of a question.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Did I Mention...
Did I mention that the garden we planted in the spring died? It was too cold too late in the year, and everything died, except for the corn... The corn is still alive, but for some dumb reason it's only about 2 feet tall. It should be, like, 8 feet tall by this time of year.
Did I mention that I'm still painting the deck? Yeah, really. No kidding, Dude. See, my boss thinks it's funny to make me work from 12-9 every night, so I don't have time to do CRAP by the time I wake up, and get ready to go to work. When I get a day off, it's usually raining, or we've got other things to do, and I can't paint. When I actually do get a chance to paint, it takes forever. Decks should be re-stained every year... I think I'll get one of those spray-painter-things next year, so it'll be faster.
Did I mention that I hate deer?
Did I mention that old women (or men, too, for that matter) should not be allowed to drive?
Did I mention that I'm getting vacation #2 in 3 weeks?
Did I mention that I finally got new tires for the Mustang today?
Did I mention that I'm still painting the deck? Yeah, really. No kidding, Dude. See, my boss thinks it's funny to make me work from 12-9 every night, so I don't have time to do CRAP by the time I wake up, and get ready to go to work. When I get a day off, it's usually raining, or we've got other things to do, and I can't paint. When I actually do get a chance to paint, it takes forever. Decks should be re-stained every year... I think I'll get one of those spray-painter-things next year, so it'll be faster.
Did I mention that I hate deer?
Did I mention that old women (or men, too, for that matter) should not be allowed to drive?
Did I mention that I'm getting vacation #2 in 3 weeks?
Did I mention that I finally got new tires for the Mustang today?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Car Wreck #4
I went out with Mom yesterday, shopping for new shoes. I thought it'd be a good idea to take her car, because the Mustang is really, really bad in rain (oh yeah, it looked like it was going to rain). Bad tires, dig? So, we took Mom's car. I drove. We looked around, but couldn't find any shoes that'd fit me (size 14 is kinda hard to come by). So, I was going to just take Mom back home, and then go down to 10's house to take her grocery shopping in the Mustang. That was the plan. What wasn't planned was the part where this dumb, senile, old woman decided to stop right in the middle of the road. I was driving in the right lane, coming down a hill. I saw this car sitting there, in my lane, not moving, with its left turn signal on. I was going 65 miles per hour down this hill, so I reacted by getting over in the left lane to go around this idiot. I knew I wouldn't be able to stop in time, if I stayed in the right lane. So, there I am in the left lane, attempting to pass this woman. What did she do? She got over in the left lane, and was going to make a U-Turn, just as I got over in the left lane. No need to look in your rearview mirror to see if any cars are coming there, Grandma! So, I slammed on the brake, but it was too late. I rear-ended the old bat.
We stood there, and talked to the hag for, like, and hour before the police got there. After a couple minutes, it was obvious that the woman had no idea what happened. "I was turning off to go to the bank, and you just came out of nowhere, and hit me." One: there was no bank nowhere around! Two: get in the left deceleration lane if you're going to make a left turn! Don't make a left turn while you're in the right lane! We were going South. She was making a U-Turn to go North in the right friggin' lane!!!
So, yeah, the woman didn't know what she was doing. She was planning on telling the cops her side of the story, and she didn't even know what her story was. I was starting to worry. I'd always heard that it's your fault if you rear-end a car. But, I knew the wreck wasn't my fault, because this woman was an idiot! Cue the eye-witness. Yes, it was awesome. Just as the cops were sitting in their car taking all of our information, an eye witness showed up. I talked to her for a couple minutes. She said that the senile woman almost caused her to wreck right before I came over the hill. She saw the senile woman cut over in the left lane, and saw me hit her. So, I told her to go tell the cops what she saw, because "That crazy old woman don't know what she's talking about." So, she talked to the cops. The deputy got me over to the side, and, basically, told me not to worry about it, because the eye witness told him everything.
It's cool that everyone is okay, and no one was hurt. It sucks that I screwed up my mom's bumper, but I'm guessing that the insurance will take care of everything. The old woman's back bumper just got a little scratch. That didn't make a lot of sense. Mom's Cavalier has a loose headlight, and the bumper is scratched, and kinda lop-sided... "Oh well, oh well, oh well."
We stood there, and talked to the hag for, like, and hour before the police got there. After a couple minutes, it was obvious that the woman had no idea what happened. "I was turning off to go to the bank, and you just came out of nowhere, and hit me." One: there was no bank nowhere around! Two: get in the left deceleration lane if you're going to make a left turn! Don't make a left turn while you're in the right lane! We were going South. She was making a U-Turn to go North in the right friggin' lane!!!
So, yeah, the woman didn't know what she was doing. She was planning on telling the cops her side of the story, and she didn't even know what her story was. I was starting to worry. I'd always heard that it's your fault if you rear-end a car. But, I knew the wreck wasn't my fault, because this woman was an idiot! Cue the eye-witness. Yes, it was awesome. Just as the cops were sitting in their car taking all of our information, an eye witness showed up. I talked to her for a couple minutes. She said that the senile woman almost caused her to wreck right before I came over the hill. She saw the senile woman cut over in the left lane, and saw me hit her. So, I told her to go tell the cops what she saw, because "That crazy old woman don't know what she's talking about." So, she talked to the cops. The deputy got me over to the side, and, basically, told me not to worry about it, because the eye witness told him everything.
It's cool that everyone is okay, and no one was hurt. It sucks that I screwed up my mom's bumper, but I'm guessing that the insurance will take care of everything. The old woman's back bumper just got a little scratch. That didn't make a lot of sense. Mom's Cavalier has a loose headlight, and the bumper is scratched, and kinda lop-sided... "Oh well, oh well, oh well."
Saturday, July 14, 2007
"The Patient"
~Tool
A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.
But I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith
And I'm still right here.
Wait it out,
Gonna wait it out,
Be patient (wait it out).
If there were no reward to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal
A damaged and broken man along
This tedious path I've chosen here
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.
Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.
And if there were no rewards to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may.
Gonna wait it out.
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.
But I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith
And I'm still right here.
Wait it out,
Gonna wait it out,
Be patient (wait it out).
If there were no reward to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal
A damaged and broken man along
This tedious path I've chosen here
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.
Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.
And if there were no rewards to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may.
Gonna wait it out.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Catching Up
I've not been blogging any news lately. I don't know why. I've just not, okay? So, here's some of the stuff I've not been blogging about, but should have...
POISON IVY SUCKS!!!!!!! I got into some poison ivy while cutting 10's grass, last week. It started on my belly, and now it's everywhere. Yes, EVERYWHERE!!! I've never had poison ivy this bad in my life. It's bad, man!
New Music You Should Buy:
- Nine Inch Nails "Year Zero"
- Paul McCartney "Memory Almost Full"
- The White Stripes "Icky Thump"
- Queens Of The Stone Age "Era Vulgaris"
- Velvet Revolver "Libertad"
Movies You Should See:
- "1408"
- "Pirates Of The Carribbean 3"
- "Die Hard 4"
- "Spider-Man 3"
New Cruel Music stuff is happening!!! I repeat, a new Cruel Music CD will be completed very soon!
And, lastly, Jonathan is growing like a pig. Here's a new picture of him:
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