(As you'll notice, I did some chopping on this one. It was pretty much the same old stuff, but there was a few original questions, so here it is...)
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yeah, is that when they stick toothpicks up your nose, and try to see if you'll sneeze?
23. Have you ever had one?
No, but my great, great, great grandpa did.
24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Richard Dawson.
25. Do you want to go back to high school?
No, but I kinda wanna go back to college just to prove to everyone that I still won't be able to get a job.
26. Who is your arch enemy?
Lex Luther.
27. If you could go back to one time in your life would you change it?
I would like to have been able to avoid meeting evil people. If I could've still ended up with my Denise, even without meeting those evil people, then yeah. No evil people!
28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
No, but I think I ate one at Dairy Queen once.
29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
I'm happy to say, "No, I have not seen that dumb, crappy movie."
30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
What is that?
32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Luke Skywalker.
36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever, as long as it fits.
37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
No, but I paid to have my knee caps interchanged 6 years ago.
38. Do you shave your back?
No, Denise shaves it for me. I can't reach it!
39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
Yeah, those old 70's tapes that me and Roger found in the creek that time were hilarious!
40. Have you ever flashed someone?
I went to Mexico when I was 12, and streaked across the street. Does that count?
41. Who is your best friend?
Denise.
42. How many children do you want to have?
3.
43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-Whatever.
44. Republican or Democrat?
I used to be a truly dedicated Democrat, but now I see that one is as equally dumb, and useless as the other. I'll never vote again.
45. What religion are you?
Christian-like.
46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
That's dumb. Who has time for that?!
47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for?
Pay for what, Dude?! My gas? The electric bill?
48. What scares you?
Ceiling fans. I'm tall.
49. What makes you happy?
Angel Baby.
50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
The same person that's been in my bed for the last year and 3 months... Baby Girl!
