1. Name: Tommy Lee Jones
2. Are you a patient person? The only time I was in the hospital was when I was born.
3. Name 1 thing you have gave up in the past year? I gave up on being lonely and sad.
4. Name something in the past year that's been major in your life? Buying a house for me and Baby Girl to share our lives together in.
5. In the past year have you changed in anyway? I no longer wet the bed, and I stopped eating in my sleep.
6. What did you eat for breakfast? Rocks and grass.
7. What did you have for lunch? A Box.
8. What did you have for dinner? I was too full for dinner... Skipped it.
9. Who have you lost to death in the past 5 years that was close to you? Speedy Gonzales.
10. Do you want to get married? I do.
11. When was the last time you got sick and threw up? Probably, like, 5 years ago. I hardly ever throw up.
12. Do you think your hott? My what?!
13. What's your biggest pet peeve? Rich people... Money... Greed... Druggies... Power Abusers... Same stuff I've always hated, really.
14. Pet names your last ex gave you? Mr. Cookie Pants.
15. Who did you talk to on the phone last? Mom.
16. What did you talk about? My boss's mistress.
17. Are you jealous of anyone right now? I'm jealous of the man who lives in the tree.
18. What's the sweetiest gift you ever bought someone? "Sweetiest?!" Is that even a word?! The sweetest gift was that time I gave Angel Baby a new spider web to hang her shoes on.
19. What's the sweetiest gift you ever received? Angel Baby's heart was the sweetiestest thing ever.
20. When was the last time your phone rang? Hey, we have a phone now! Yeah, we keep forgetting about that. Every time it rings we're like, "What's that noise?!" ...It was about an hour ago, I guess.
21. Told you they love you? That phrase is not a complete question. Answer hazy. Please repeat in the form of a question.
