1.What is the best way to get over someone?
Climb while they're squatting.
2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
I don't, like, put it on, or anything, like a cross dresser, or whatnot, but I wear Angel Baby's lipstick a lot.
3. Is your AIM away message on?
My aim never was that good. Not even when throwing darts.
4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Worms. That "Man Vs. Wild" Dude says they have a lot of protein in them.
5. What curse word do you use the most?
Frig, or Dag Nab It.
6. Do you own an igelo?
My IronMan watch has that Indiglo light on it. It's neat to mess with the lighning bugs with that thing!
7. Who on your Myspace " top 8 " do you talk to the most?
Mostly just zombies and a couple mummies.
8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Different times every morning. Usually 10. According to when I'm working.
9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Never in my life. I've never even heard of Ebay, actually.
10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
I don't think I've ever worn flip flops in my life, either.
11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Wal-mart... Can't afford the place I work.
12. Do you like to take the picture or be in the picture?
Both.
13. What was the last movie you watched?
The last *GOOD* movie was "The Bridge To Tarabithia."
14. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of 'em do.
15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Nothing really. I'd just keep the money. Quit work, put the money in the bank, and just let it draw interest for the rest of my life.
16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No, I don't think so...
17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. Medication is the Devil!
18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Queens Of The Stone "Era Vulgaris."
19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk, of course.
20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think anyone has *EVER* told me a secret, now that you mention it. Hey, what gives?!
21. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Steve Martin.
22. What did you have for dinner?
Spaghetti.
23. What is your biggest fear right now?
Falling out of this chair.
24. What color is your car?
White.
25. Can you whistle?
I'm not telling the likes of *YOU*. That's personal!
26. What is your favorite Christmas / winter movie?
Probably "The Christmas Story." Isn't that everyone's?
27. Do you make your own jewelry?
No, but I can build a frog with my spit.
28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
No, I'm not that crazy!
29. Who was the last person to call you?
Mum.
30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Any rollercoaster is fine with me. I don't discriminate.
31. What is something you must do everyday?
Bite my inner lip whilst trying to eat. I don't know why, but I do it every time.
32. Last road trip?
Driving to work.
33. What area code are you in right now?
Yeah right, like I'm going to say that on the internet!
34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't?!
35. How big is your local mall?
Big enough to have 4 stores in it.
36. What is your job title?
A Butcher. Like Abulah.
37. What do you miss most?
The ocean.
38. Would you ever sky dive?
Probably. That seems about like something I'd do.
39. What are you allergic to?
Socks.
40. What are your biggest regrets?
Taking the grocery store job after Kmart closed in 2002.
41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
I've never been to Africa.
42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
After I read how stupid this question is.
43. What movies do you know every line to?
Tombstone, Back To The Future, Young Guns.
44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
What does that mean? No, actually pretty much all of my t-shirts are band shirts.
45. What is your favorite candle scent?
Wax? I don't know!
46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
One cool uncle, Terry. One cool aunt, 10. As far as I'm concerned none of the others even exist.
47. When was your last plane ride?
Back in *NEVER.*
48. Do you crack your knuckles
No way, Dude. Do you think I'm retarded or something?
49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Umm... One. Got some you wanna give us?
50. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Dressing is icky.
51. Do you read for fun?
What fun is that?!
52. Can you speak another language apart from English?
Si, hablo espanol.
53. Where is your cell phone?
Up my butt, I guess, because I didn't know I had one.
54. Do you do your own dishes?
No, we have a maid that does that stuff.
55. What color is your bedroom painted?
Green Apple, kinda.
57. Have you ever cried in public?
Probably. Manic disorder makes you cry just about anywhere.
58. Favorite eye color?
Purple.
59. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Neither.
60. Toilet paper: over the front or around the back?
Neither.
61. Left or Right handed?
Neither.
62. What posters do you have in your room?
Lots of movie posters. Umm... 7 movie posters, 1 Spider-Man, 2 Beatles, 2 Nirvana.
63. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, I woke up this morning thinking, "Man, I wish I had my ankles pierced!" I haven't been able to shake that feeling all day.
64. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. Guys shouldn't have to do jack squat. Ever.
65. Can you skip rocks?
Quite well, actually.
66. Do you own a camera phone?
No, but I own a magnet watch with a fresbie attached to it.
67. Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Not in this life.
68. What do you like to snack on at the movie theatre?
The seat in front of me.
69. What messenger programs do you have?
Yahoo.
70. What is the weather like?
80 degrees and kinda cloudy.
71. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
Just getting off work.
72. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
No, because I have my soul mate, and she doesn't have any tattoos.
73. Do you have an online journal?
If you wanna call it that.
74. Did you ever play Capture the Flag in school?
What the crap?!
75. Where is your dream house?
On a beach in Maine, just like in my last life.
76. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Whatever.
77. do you use the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Whatever.
78. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, no I haven't.
79. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I wanna say July 1995, in New York, but I think I did a couple times after that. Who knows?!
80. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Tap water. That has polutants in it, right? Just like alcoholic drinks. So, yeah, tap water.
81. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I would've fondled myself continuously... Oh, no, wait a minute... You were saying something else weren't you? What would my name have been?! Bianca.
82. Do you like your living arrangement?
Yes, it's awesome.
83. Has anyone ever called you spoiled?
I've been called many things in my life, but spoiled is not one of them.
84. What is your mother and father's hometowns?
Here. Duh!
85. Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?
Yes. I went to high school where my mom did, and I went to elementary school where one of my dad's brothers went. Does that count?
86. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At least 7. Usually 8 or 9.
87. How much is gas where you live right now?
I don't know, $7.45? I give up on trying to keep track of it at this point.
88. What was the last thing to scare you?
That night I heard a monster on our deck.
89. Do you own a Playstation?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
90. What color are your bedsheets?
Cheetah print.
91. What is your favorite "reality competition" program?
What's that supposed to mean?!
92. What album did you buy last?
Umm... White Stripes "Icky Thump."
93. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Like, 12 or something...
94. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I guess. Who knows?!
95. Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
I'm not a very talkative person.
96. Is there carpet, wood or tile in the room you're currently in?
Wood.
97. Were you a " planned " child?
Yeah.
99. What is your dad's name?
Gary Shandling.
100. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
32, I think.
