WDN Chatters 818

1. Have you ever seen a penis?
No. No, i haven't.

2. Do you like watching musicals?
no. no, i don't.

3. What type of bed do you have?
a broken down queen size

4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
that would be my Denise.

5. Name 4 items in front of you?
like, my immediate "front?" I mean, the TV is kinda off to the side. I can see it in the corner of my eye. Does that count? Man, I don't know, this question is too hard! Pass.

6. Do you like spiders?
i don't hate them, if that's what you mean. i just think they should find better places to build their webs, instead of right in the line of my face.

7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
what?!

8. Is there a mirror in your room?
little pocket mirrors. nothing major.

9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
you mean, like, for a show? like, "hey, check out my flabby body!" no. i usually don't try to make people puke.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah, i do.

11. What colour top are you wearing?
black with a big, huge "pirates of the carribean" logo on it.

12. Do you love music?
who doesn't?!

13. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
i've yet to have my first alcoholic drink... what's the point?!

14. What is your favourite part of yourself?
i kinda like the way my right pinky toenail splits in half. i'm really glad my uncles talked me into cutting that toenail off that time when i was 2. had i not done that, i'd have a normal toenail right now.

15. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
i don't have one of these, how you say, "phones."

16. Are your parents racist?
no, but what about me? this survey is about me, right? i'm not, by the way.

17. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought we already covered this topic! i don't drink, you big stupid!

18. How many pets do you have?
2, i think... where's tommy?!

19. Do you think babies are cute?
of course

20. Whats your favorite food?
pudding

22. Do you cry often?
not anymore

23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
new socks, and then a digital camera like Debra's

24. Do you want to get married?
soon

25. Ever painted your nails black?
no, have you?

26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
i'm with who i really want to be with right now, my angel baby.

27. Have you had alchohol today?
okay, you're some kind of freak or something!

28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
weekend at bernie's

30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
not really

31. Who always makes you smile?
angel baby

32. Is the light on or off?
off

33. Can you touch the ceiling?
not with my feet.

34. Do you like South Park?
awesome show.

35. What is the first word that you think of?
love

36. Ever worn a skirt?
yeah for our old videos

37. Does smoking disgust you?
yes

38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
no

39. Where are you right now?
bedroom

40. Do you like your legs?
no, they always hurt!

41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row?
are you a zombie, or something?

42. Are you tired?
not really

43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
not really

44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
that would make a lot of people sick.

46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
if it's a really good song i'd probably be dumb enough to do that

47. How would you like to die?
i'd like to be eaten by polar bears

48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
met my soul mate there

49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
some of 'em

50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
eat some more pudding.

** MISSING **

Tommy is missing! He came in with a ground mole, Thursday night. He was playing with his catch, and having a good time. He was happy. I put him in the garage for the night, as I've been doing for about a month now (he's been getting his butt kicked by the mean, old tom cat across the road from us, so I've been putting him in the garage at night to protect him). I let him out of the garage, Friday morning, before I went to work (like always). He was happy. He played with his ground mole for a while (I left it on the porch for him). Then, I came in, and got ready for work. That was the last time we saw him! He was happy. He wasn't sick, or anything. So, I've concluded two possibilities:

1. The little girl next door kidnapped him.
2. A dog killed him.

So, yeah, we've lost our Tommy! He's nowhere to be found! If you see him around anywhere could you bring him home to us, please? We miss him!!!

Dumb Email (Part 1)

Been having some problems with the printer ever since I installed Windows Vista (as previously noted). Lexmark, my printer's people, has added new drivers on their website to, supposedly, fix the problems I've been having. Only thing is, the drivers won't install. So, I wrote to Lexmark, the other night, hoping they'd fix the problem with the problem-fixing software. I got an interesting response... Here it is:

Thanks for our electronic support to assist you with this issue. Since our website is under maintenance and being upgraded as this being the reason you are encountering errors. If you were having any more questions or concerns, please contact me at your time and I will be happy to assist you. (If I am not available, another representative will reply to you as soon as possible.) To respond, please select "Reply" in your e-mail software, and be sure that the past e-mail is included in this reply. [AOL Users: In order to include the previous e-mail, you must highlight it with your mouse when you are replying.] If you needed to reply, please be sure to include in your message all information from prior e-mail messages & replies. If your e-mail client automatically deletes prior e-mail thread information, it will cause a delay while we look up your support history. If this is the case you may want to save the old e-mails as attachments and attach them to the current e-mail.
Sincerely,
Anoop
Lexmark eSupport Team

I'm guessing "Anoop" is not very good with English... He seems to know a lot about email programs, though. He gave me some wonderful tips on how to reply to messages! Thanks, Anoopy!

Back To School?!

I think I might have, kinda, maybe, let my mom talk me into something weird, yesterday. I'm not sure, but I might be going back to college in August. I get a sickening feeling just thinking about it! Mom was saying, "You need to go back to college, and then you'll find a good job." Makes sense, I guess. Not a lot of places are hiring people with Associates' degrees. Maybe I'll have better luck when I get my Bachelor's degree. So, I went to my old "stomping grounds," yesterday, after the conversation... I went to Marshall University, and asked the powers-that-be about going back to college, in person. The power lady said, "You only need two more classes to graduate!" I thought it was three more, but since she said it's only two she got my attention. Maybe I just might go back to college this fall... Maybe...

George Bush Gallery (Part 2)

Mustang 2.0

Got the car back today. Yippee, I guess... They say that a car is never the same once you get some body work done to it. I guess that applies whenever a "Mustang Specialist" works on your car, too. The first thing I noticed was that the dude let the paint run on the passenger's side door. He didn't replace the passenger's window, like he was supposed to -- Just left the old scratched up one on there. He didn't paint the whole front bumper, like he was supposed to -- Just put some touch-up paint on it. The antenna is not new -- The paint is chipped on it, and it's bent. And, then when I drove down the road, I realized that he didn't up the new windshield in right, because air is leaking through, causing this very annoying "hissing" sound. And, as if that's not enough to deal with, the dashboard is squeaking now every time I hit a bump in the road! Man...

George Bush Gallery (Part 1)

Found these on Yahoo Images yesterday. I didn't actually do any of this work myself. Yes, it's stolen. I'm not very creative. I just thought these pictures were funny, and wanted to share them with you nice folks. Thanks to whoever actually put these pictures together!

WDN Chatters 817

foodology

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Nope, I really don’t eat dressing. Too much fat.

2. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t know, they’re all good, really! Taco Bell, maybe? Burger King? Who knows?!

3. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Chinese place at the mall.

4. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
One dollar. Nothing more, nothing less.

5. What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick off of?
I don’t know, man! I’m not that wild about food, myself!

6. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni & cheese.

7. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, of course! What else CAN one put on toast?!

8. What is your favorite type of gum?
Orbit, Sweet Mint. Good stuff. Never loses its flavor, man!

technology

1. number of contacts in your cell phone?
4,743

2. number of contacts in your email address book?
4,742 (Bob doesn’t have email)

3. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Faeries.

4. how many televisions are in your house?
2

biology

1. are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed, left footed.

2. do you like your smile?
I can’t remember.

3. what's your best feature?
My left nostril is quite fetching.

4. have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My toenails.

5. which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My sixth one.

6. when was the last time you had a cavity?
2002, I think it was…

7. what is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A frying pan.

8. have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No, have you?

bullshitology

1. if it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It IS possible, you pooh!

2. is love for real?
I don’t know about yours, but mine is.

3. if you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Stephanie.

4. what color do you think looks best on you?
Turquoise and lime green.

5. have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. I swallowed Ozzy’s hairs on purpose.

6. have you ever saved someone's life?
Let’s not even talk about that.

7. has someone ever saved yours?
Yes. Denise.

dareology

You’re just making words up at this point, You!

1. would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way, man! But, for $100,001, you bet!

2. would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No, you idiot!

3. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Sure, for $200,000 I could just buy a robot finger.

4. would you never blog again for $50,000?
That’s just mean!

5. would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
$1,000?! Man, I’d do it for free!

6. would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
Shhh… Don’t tell anyone, but I have done that, actually.

7. would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Well, I don’t know… I DO enjoy reruns of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”

dumb logy

1. what is in your left pocket?
A box cutter, and an ink pen (I’m gonna slice someone’s tire later, and leave them a note).

2. is napoleon dynamite actually a good movie?
It’s the most over-rated movie of all time.

3. do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hard… Huh uh huh… Yeah… Wood…. Huh huh huh… That rules, Beavis!

4. do you sit or stand in the shower?
If you sit in the shower, wouldn’t that, technically, be called a bath, and not a shower?

5. could you live with roommates?
No, just soul mates.

6. how many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Twelve.

7. where were you born?
I’m not telling you that, you’ll hunt me down, and kill me!

8. last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2005. That year just sucked on SOOO many levels.

9. what do you want to be when you grow up?
A deer.

10. who is number 1 on your top 8?
My what?!

lastology

1. last friend you talked to?
Jeffery Dalmer.

2. last person you called?
Mum.

3. person you hugged?
Denise.favorite logy
Thought the last section was the lastest of the ologies!

1. number?
19

2. color?
Hot pink.

3. season?
Probably summer

current logy

1. missing someone?
No

2. mood?
Undepressed.

3. listening to?
Godsmack, kinda… I’m burning it.

4. watching?
The words on the computer screen.

5. worrying about?
Our $300 water bill.

randomology

1. first place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

2. what can you not wait to do?
Poop.

3. what's the last movie you saw?
“Charlotte’s Web,” the 2006 re-make.

4. do you smile often?
Used to. I’ve gotten more serious in my old-age.

5. are you a friendly person?
Again, used to. People are not friendly to me, so why bother?!

6. now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Go to work.

Mom Update

It seems like I'm doing a lot of whining these days... What's my problem?! I'm happy now! I've just turned the blog into a forum for whining, I guess... So, during all my whining, I forgot to mention how Mom's doing. A couple weeks ago, the doctors told her that her treatments are working, and that she's doing "exceptionally great," or some big, weird phrase like that. She doesn't have much cancer left in her liver at all, and even her bones are looking better. She says that she'll just have to take 2 or 3 more chemo treatments, and she'll be all done. Cool huh?

Job Search 2007

I wish I would've finished the job in 2005. Finished the job of finding a job, that is. I chickened out back then, and went back to the grocery store. I got a new job yesterday, and didn't take it! I would've been driving railroad workers around to different places, at all hours of the day. It would've been more money, but I would've been gone all the time. Money isn't everything. So, I didn't take the job. I stay away from home enough as it is! I sure don't want a job that's going to keep me away even longer! And besides, after my big deer fight, Monday, I don't think I want to be on the road any more than I have to now. The search goes on...

...A little like this

Oh My God, I Killed Bambi!!!

Exciting day. I was on my way to work today, and hit a deer! I guess that's something that everyone has to do, at least once in their life... Or, so I hear... I'm innocent, though. I didn't intentionally kill Bambi. You've gotta hear my side of the story "Before You Accuse Me." I was in the fast lane, right? There was a slow car in front of me, so I got over in the right lane to pass this slow poke. As I was passing the guy I saw a deer in the corner of my right eye... It just, literally, came out of nowhere... And, BOOM!!! I saw it flopping around on the shoulder of the road behind me. Then, I saw glass all around me... Then, I saw my busted windshield... Then, I saw that my side mirror was gone... So, I made the decision to just go on to work. What's the use in stopping, huh? I was running late as it was, and there was no point in stopping. The deer was dead, and there wasn't any danger in anyone else hitting it, and my car was dead. I just maintained my speed, and pretended like it never even happened... Until I got at the grocery store... Then, I was mad! The whole passenger's side of my awesome Mustang was, pretty much, ripped off by the roots! From the front bumper to the back bumper. And, as if to add insult to injury, the deer POOPED on my back fender! I was the center of attention at work. That was pretty neat. Kinda took my mind off being so mad. And, in a weird turn of events, the insurance company is actually going to pay for the damages! I figure there's AT LEAST $5,000 worth of damage, maybe more. So, I guess they'll be fixing the old Thanksgiving injuries to the car, too, because the deer's damage was, pretty much, right on top of the old damage. "Everything happens for a reason." Heh heh. So, eventually, I'll be driving a flawless car again. It'll probably take them, like, a month to fix the car, but at least they're going to fix it... Probably raise my insurance rates through the roof... But, they're fixing it... They're going to put a new windshield in Friday, but they're not even going to do an estimate until the 18th, so it's hard to say when they'll actually get around to fixing it... And, they're not going to get me a rental car, so that's kinda mean! I can't get my old Beretta back on the road, because the motor is dead. Mom is going to be my taxi cab for a while. That sucks! Anyway, here's the proof:

My boss said, "You'll always remember what song you were listening to when you hit that deer." And, I do. Nirvana's "Curmudgeon." =)

In other news, my jury duty stint is over! I didn't even have to serve any, and they're going to give me 80 bucks! How cool is that?

My "Heel Turn"

In professional wrestling (and I guess "real" sports would have it, too) "bad guys" are called "heels." I've been undergoing such a "heel turn" over the last couple years. Kinda. I used to always be "Mr. Nice Guy," and happy, and smiling around everyone. But, lately I've been thinking, "Why should I be nice to people who treat me like crap?!" So, as a result, I hardly talk to anyone at work anymore. If people are nice to me, then I'm nice back. But, for the most part, I'm just not speaking. Another huge factor in my heel turn is the fact that I'm, basically, working for NOTHING. Low pay, ya know? And, no matter what I do to impress my boss, and hope for a raise, he just won't give it to me. So, yeah, I don't speak to my boss... Which would kinda reflect on my old philosophy, I hate authority figures. Always have, always will. And also, because I hate rich people. Always have, always will. So, I tend to hate my boss. He's rich, and he sucks. I have three friends at work... Three people there that I trust. But, everyone else there SUCKS. I used to talk to people in other departments all the time, the vendors, and whatnot, but now I don't speak to anyone, other than those 3 people... Even though none of the people in other departments, or vendors, have actually "wronged me" in any way, it's just the fact that I hate being there... I hate my job, I hate my pay, I hate to be in the place. I'd much rather just stay home with my sweet angel all the time, because that's the only time I'm ever truly happy anymore. Life sucks, dig? I'm happy when I'm walking at my floodwall, but my legs hurt constantly now, so I can't walk... Because I'm always on my feet at work, and don't get enough rest, because of work, so my legs hurt, because of work, and I hate work!!! I wish I wouldn't have even went back there whenever I quit that time, but the other jobs I tried were even more depressing than the grocery store... So, yeah, people are always wondering what's wrong with me now. "Why are you so quiet?" "Why don't you joke around anymore like you used to do?" So, that's why!

Which brings me to my next topic... I hate rich people!!! There are rich people in my family, uncles and stuff... Do I hate them? Tricky question... I don't neccessarily HATE them... That's a special circumstance, I guess. I can't hate family, right? I don't hate them, I just don't like them, and I don't want them to be a part of my life.

WDN Chatters 816

This one is kinda different, and original.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Junebug

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle:}
Juneizzle(???)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Red Cat

4. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, and childhood street)
Dean Lincoln

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Fugjumcc. (M’Kay.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Black Pepsi.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Ugecade

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (grandmother/grandfather's first name)
Gertrude.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets).
Black Scruffy.

REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS WITH:
MY NINE NAMES!!

Telescope: Night 2

I was all excited, and stuff, when I found the moon in our telescope. You could imagine my surprise when I found... (drum roll, please...)... ...SATURN!!! Yes, friends, we got to look at Saturn earlier tonight! Saturn... That's the planet with the rings, as you may recall... Saturn... The HUGE planet in our solar system, that looks... something... like... this:

Yeah, it looked JUST LIKE this in our telescope! Well, all except it was at a different angle, but, yeah, it looked like this! I love our telescope!!! Saturn Rules!!! Horray for Saturn!!! Hip, hip, HORRAY!!!

WDN Chatters 815

: 1.) Name one person who made you smile today? Angel Baby.

2.) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping.

3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating.

4.) What is something that happened to you in 1994? Pain.

5.) What is the last thing you said aloud? “I love you, Baby Girl.”

6.) How many different things did you drink today? One. Chocolate Milk.

7.) What color is your hairbrush? Blue, I think.

8.) What was the last thing you bought? Gas.

9.) What was the last gift you received? Baby Girl’s heart… She tends to give it to me every day.

10.What color is your front door? That’s too personal, I’m not telling you that!

11.) Where do you keep your change? In the car.

12.) What was the weather like today? Warm and cloudy.

13.) What is the best ice cream flavor? Oreo.

14.) What are you excited about? My toes.

15.) When was the last rainbow you saw? Been a while, I guess. Two years?

17.) Do you have a sister? Last time I checked.

18.) Are you very random? Yes, I’m not.

19.) Do you want to cut your hair? Never. That’s why I didn’t take that job for $18 an hour.

20.) What would you do if you got pregnant? I’d absolutely freak out.

21.) Do you talk a lot? I rarely talk.

22.) Do you watch The O.C.? Do I WHAT?!

23.) Does your screen name have an "^" in it? Who says I have one of these… “Screen Names,” you say?

24.) Do you know anyone named Steven? I’d rather not say.

25.) Do you make up your own words? Maybe when I was, like, 2.

26.) Are you ticklish? Yes, but only on my middle toe on my left foot.

27.) Are you typically a jealous person? Crud if I know! Am I?!

28.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C". Bite me, you arsehole!

29) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ''S' SSSSSSSSCREW YOU!!!

30.) Who's the last call on your call list? “Call List?” What planet are you from, anyway?!

31.) What did the last text message you received said? “Text Message?” Good Lord!!!

32.) Do you chew on your straws? Never. What’d they ever do to me?!

33.) Do you have curly hair? Kinda.

34.) What is the next concert you're going to? Whatever good concert comes here, I guess.

35.) Who has been the biggest disappointment to you recently? I’m not telling YOU!!!

36.) How many times have you swore today? None probably.

37.) What is something you say a lot? “The.”

38.) What is the last thing you ate? Don’t mention food, man!

39.) Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"? What’s that?!

40.) Do you have work tomorrow? I have to work EVERY day!

41.) Is marriage in your future? All signs point to yes (Magic 8 Ball humor…).

43.) What should you be doing right now? Getting ready for work.

44.) Do you have a nickname? Yes, it’s “Fred.”

45.) Are you a heavy sleeper? Depending on how much I eat before going to bed.

46.) When was the last time you used a skateboard? When I was a baby.

47.) What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks? I’ve not seen a good movie in 2 weeks.

48.) Is there anyone you like right now? I have a huge crush on this chick, Denise. I think she likes me, too.

49.) When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest? A couple hours ago.

50.) Are you currently depressed? Haven’t done that for a while… Until a few days ago, it just hit like a storm, or something. I still don’t know why. But, it was the first time in, like, 8 months, or something. It was freaky, man…

Telescope: Night 1

We FINALLY got to put our Christmas telescope to use, last night! It was warm outside, and it wasn't very cloudly... Those two things have been stopping us for the last few months... I thought I'd start the festivities by aiming the telescope at the moon. You know, get everything focused, and alligned, and whatnot. What I saw was a bit of a surprise. I couldn't stop looking at the moon. It's been there forever, but it was like I was seeing it for the first time... Which I kinda was, I guess. I kept telling Denise to look at it, but I wouldn't let her have the telescope. Heh heh. We got to see it with a lot of clarity, and stuff. It was awesome, dude! I wanted to run out to all the neighbors' houses, and say, "Hey, come and look at the moon!!!" Yeah... As previously noted, I SUCH a nerd! 8) So, yeah, here's kinda how it looked to us, last night, only better:


We also caught a glance of the infamous "Wobble" UFO. It was coming up from the mountain, and we could kinda see it through the trees. I think the light from the moon was making the "Wobble" appear dim, or something, because it didn't look like it usually does. Anyway, we got to see the green, yellow, and red colors through the telescope... But, almost as soon as we got focused on it, some clouds (or fog?) covered the sky, and blocked our view.

Last Day Of Freedom

Gotta go back to work tomorrow. Gotta go back to being a good, little puppet. A good sheep. Taking orders left and right, and pretending to enjoy it. Trying very hard to keep the fact that I'm seriously underpaid out of my mind the whole time I'm taking these orders. Still looking for a new job, but not having a whole lot of luck...

I don't usually do this sort of thing, but I'm kinda pissed about it, so I think it's my civic duty to spread the word. Do not... I repeat, DO NOT BUY WINDOWS VISTA!!! It's a waste of money. You have to have a ridiculous amount of RAM just to run the stupid thing. It takes about 5 minutes for your computer to boot up whenever you're using Windows Vista. You get an endless amount of stupid prompts, such as, "You clicked Internet Explorer. Would you like to continue on to the internet now?" Your printer will not work with Windows Vista. I don't know what kind of printer you have, but count on it, your printer will not work with Windows Vista. The desktop icons are huge, and kinda scary looking. I could go on and on, but I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW. So, in closing, please, do yourself a favor: Don't buy Windows Vista. Just stick with Windows XP.

What did I accomplish on my 8 days off? Some stuff, I guess, but nothing was actually completed. We saw a movie... "Premonition." Good movie, but incomplete, because it was so confusing. I started painting the deck, but ran out of paint... Then, saw that paint was $16 a gallon, and got too depressed to finish painting, because I can't afford a $16 gallon of paint. I recorded some stuff, but since I have Windows Vista, I can't get my music on to the computer!!! We tried to look at stars with the Christmas telescope, last night, but it got cloudy as soon as we got outside, and we didn't even get to see anything! It was a fun vacation, though... Don't get me wrong. I filmed Chicken George walking around in front of our house. We made Tommy and Ozzy fight. And, I showed my baby girl what a "crawl dad" is. Filmed that too, actually. I was kinda hoping it'd pinch Ozzy's nose, but it was afraid of him, I guess...

In The Studio?!

This could turn out to be a fairly productive vacation, after all... I "fixed" the 4-track recorder today! It needed new batteries! Heh heh. While I was playing around with the recorder, I kinda, sorta, accidentally erased a couple tracks from the November 2005 sessions. Bummer. Antiseptic Anxiety's "Sugar On The Table" and The Beatles cover-song, "Norwegian Wood" are gone. I re-recorded "Norwegian Wood" today, but, sadly, "Sugar On The Table" is lost forever. The magic of that November recording session could never be captured again... Actually, I listened to the song a couple times before I accidentally erased it, and it wasn't all that good, to tell you the truth... November 2005?! Man, that's crazy! That's a huge gap in the recording process! My original plan, according to THE BLOG, was to record two new Cruel Music albums at the same time. One, of course, was to be from Antiseptic Anxiety, the goofy band with my aunt "10," and the other was something of a Cruel Connection-like album, with cover songs and stuff... So, I guess I'll revert back to that original gameplan... Later this week. =)

UFO

I mentioned UFOs, a couple days ago. This is what I saw in April 1995. My angel baby saw the same thing once in Ohio, so we kinda shared a sighting... Kinda. It was really low-flying, and really slow for both of us.

Tinkering

Been kinda tinkering around with the 'site throughout most of the day. You'll notice some new links on the sidebar of the blog page. Most notably, a link to the "Profiles" page. This is an old page in the Cruel Music site that I built back around 2003, but I "modernized" it today. It's fully updated now, complete with matching 2007 Cruel Music theme colors and pictures. So, if you've been wondering, "Who the crap are these 'Famous People,' Junebug?" then you'll definitely wanna take a gander at that page.

Speaking of "Famous People," Baby Girl was introduced to "Clown Woman," today... I've got to add Clown Woman to the profile page sometime, but not tonight, because it's late, and I'm sleepy... But, just as a brief intro, there's a woman around town that dresses up like some sort of clown, gypsy-woman. We saw her at Walmart, tonight. Here's a little sketch I did of her in 2003, so you'll have an idea of what I mean:

















...She had a slightly different, but equally goofy, new hairstyle tonight, with some sort of Christmas decorations hanging from her hair, but you get the picture, right?

One more thing... Speaking of pictures... I'll be putting those "artist-rendering"-style pictures of the famous people up on the profile page soon, too...

Timeout

I'm officially on vacation now! I didn't even know it until yesterday evening. My boss is actually letting me take my vacation! I get to be lazy until next Saturday. Good stuff! I was planning to record some tunes this week, but since the 4-track recorder is toast, I don't see that happening now. So, what am I going to do, exactly? Kinda looks like I'll be doing everything except for being lazy, actually. I need to paint the deck, plant the garden, get the car fixed (yes, from when that dumb woman at work hit my car on Thanksgiving...), and I need to get a new tire on the car... One of 'em keeps going flat on me. I'm hoping the $3,000 extended warranty will cover it... Why did I take an extended warranty in the first place, if it's not going to do me any good. Turns out I was kind dumb, back in 2004. I let the car salesman talk me in to getting a 75,000-mile extended warranty. Every time something goes wrong with the car I try to use my warranty privileges, and every time I try to use those privileges the shop always says, "Oh, I'm sorry, you're warranty does not cover that." Needless to say, I'm not going to get an extended warranty the next time I buy a car!

Taking Turns Holding The Baby!!!

These pictures are from the big March 2, 2007 Photo Shoot.


Here's the proud Mom and Pop... My sister, Debra, and my brother-in-law (Debra's husband, that is), J.R:
















Me and my sweet Denise:


















March 2 was Mom and Dad's 33rd anniversary, by the way... Forgot to mention that.

Me and my goofy aunt, "10:"

Anybody Know What This Thing Is?!

I've been seeing this in the skies above Chatty ever since 1993. It's always in the same spot, and it's there almost every single night. I saw it again, tonight, on my way home from work...













The red dots around it fade on and off in a weird, random sequence. The red, green, and blue lights inside flash. And the whole thing wobbles back and forth, from right to left. I used to think it was a UFO, but since it's always there it must be something else, huh? I dubbed it a "Wobble," or "Wobbling UFO," back in 1993... Some people think it's a satellite, but I don't know... I'd love to look at it with our telescope, but the mountain in front of our house is blocking it.

Famous Sightings

I saw Joyce Gail and her boyfriend on the way to work, today. Chicken George was in the grocery store, yesterday. And, Monday I saw Budweiser Man!!! Yesss!!! He's not missing anymore!!! I'm kinda thinking of making a page that details the whereabouts of all these famous people, so those of you who are not familiar with them can get to know them.

In other news, my boss sucks!!! I'm not getting my much-deserved vacation next week, after all. BUTT MONKEY!!!

What About Sue?

Speaking of "Famous People," I seem to have forgotten about one of the most famous people of them all... SUE THE PROSTITUTE!!! Yeah, I don't know what got in to me. I forgot about Sue the Prostitute! I've not seen her around for, like, 4 years, so it was easy to forget about her. I think she's been in jail, or something... But, now, SHE'S BAAAACK!!! I saw her a couple days ago, on my way to work, and I saw her again today at lunch time. For those of you not familiar with Sue the Prostitute, she is Jerry Lee (also a famous person, coincidentally enough)'s mom. She's about 70 years old. She did have gray hair, but since her return she's had dark brown hair. She walks the streets of Chatty, looking for love. I kid you not! It's extremely funny!

Beecher Lives!!!

Hey, oh yeah, I forgot! Me and my baby girl saw Beecher, the missing "famous person," Friday at Wal Mart. Forgot all about that, man! So, thanks for all the letters of concern for Beecher, and all, but he's okay. He's fine! I saw him again, today at lunch, as a matter of fact, on my way back to work.

Junebug... Live... In Concert!!!

Just had my second live performance for my baby girl. I played (and sung!!!) the same three songs that I did the first time, back around November, or something... "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," "Norweigan Wood," and "About A Girl." Very exciting stuff! DVD coming soon!

...This is the last of my three days off. Nice, little, mini vacation. Gotta go back to work in the morning... Sucks.

(Note: "Second live performance" means second time singing. Baby Girl hears me playing my guitar all the time. It's just a bit of a rarity that I sing... See, I kinda can't sing... I suck... Oh yeah, and that thing about the live DVD may not be entirely true...)

Meerkat Alert!

For my money, the best soap opera on TV is a show on Animal Planet, called "Meerkat Manor." Have you ever watched this show? It's about these 4 families of meerkats, the Whisker's, the Elizuli's, the Splinter's, and the Commando's. Every weeks they go on these neat little adventures. Sometimes the families fight with each other over their territory, or their women, or their kids. Very addictive! Check it out!

Firsts

So, as you know, I'm in love for the first time in my life, we bought our first house, I have my first studio, etc. Last night, another historic first: Our first thunderstorm in our new house!!! Yeah, the weather finally got better, yesterday. Nice 60-degree temperatures. It's supposed to be like that for the next 7 days, according to our 7-day forecast on the Weather Channel. Vacation time is coming up! I'm taking a vacation on March 11. Did I mention that already? Well, yeah, I'm going to take a vacation, and make lots of music, and fun, and stuff... Cut my ring finger at work tonight, too. Heh heh.

Famous (Dead) Person

I heard something strange at work, today. One of Cruel Music's "Famous People" has died. Miller, of "Chicken George and Miller" fame, died one day last week. Chicken George ran in the house, and woke up a sleeping, drunken Miller, and said, "The house is on fire, you've gotta get outta here!" Miller, reportedly, said, "Get out of here, and leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep." So, Chicken George left... Left his brother in the house to be burned alive! Weird, huh? I saw Chicken George in the grocery store, Saturday. I thought it was a bit strange to see him alone, because Miller always followed behind him...

In related news, I saw Joyce Gail at the Post Office, Saturday. Heh heh. That Old Drunk Man, and his boyfried were spotted walking down the road a couple weeks ago, too. And, I saw "Jerry Wee," and Joyce Gail's boyfriend about a week ago. Famous People are taking over!!!

Missing Famous People:
Budweiser Man
Beecher

I'm really missing that global warming thing, man! I got so used to not having snow in the winter! I hate winter now! It's been freezing BRRRR here for, like, the last month now. Last week's snow finally melted off yesterday, when the temperature finally got back up to 60 degrees, where it "belongs." It rained, and stuff... Then, today, we wake up, and there's more snow! It's only about an inch deep this time, but it's just the thought of snow that makes me angry...

Oh, and speaking of angry... I was EXTREMELY angry, yesterday. Remember that four-track recorder, that I bought back in October 2005? The CD recorder that was going to revolutionize Cruel Music? Well... I never really got around to using it, because I couldn't figure out how to get my music from the recorder on to the computer. So, now, I have a studio at our cool new house, and I have a reason to actually use that 4-track recorder, and... IT WON'T WORK!!!! I don't know what happened. I plugged it up, and nothing happened! So, there goes 200 bucks, or whatever it was, down the drain!

But, today is better. Surprised my baby with some roses and a teddy bear for Valentine's Day, this morning. I used to really hate Valentine's Day. One of the most depressing days of the year. But, now, my least favorite holiday is, suddenly, a very cool holiday!

Wow, he had his eyes open once! Heh heh.

It's kinda like when I was a kid... It'd snow in November, and it wouldn't melt off until April. Over the last few years, we've just been getting, like, an inch or two of snow, and it'd melt off the very next day. Well, that big, huge, 4-inch snow that we got, the other day, is still here! It's amazing! The stuff just won't melt! Heh heh. I still don't get it... A couple weeks ago, it was 70 degrees outside, and flowers were blooming, and trees were getting green, and everything. I crap you not...

Big snow storm, man! We got about 4 inches of snow, last night. It's the most snow we've had in about 5 or 6 years. That whole global warming thing kinda killed snow for this part of the country. So now I'm late for work. Supposed to work from 12-9 today, but I'm stranded right now. Maybe it'll melt in a little while, so I can go. It'd be cool if it doesn't melt, though, and I could just stay here with my Angel Baby all day.

Still kinda changing the blog. I stuck a media player on here, yesterday. So that's pretty neat. My Angel Baby introduced it to me, and I've been playing with it ever since.

Me and my baby with Debra's baby. I'm the one that looks a little drugged... 1-27-07

9

The 9th Cruel Music front page is finally done. Took a while, man! So, be sure to check that out. Also look for changes to the blog site, within the next few days, to sorta match the Cruel Music site. The theme this year is EVIL.

Don't talk to me, I'm on Jury Duty!

















Heh heh. This is going to be going on until the first week of April. I've never been on jury duty before, so I'm kinda excited, and kinda scared at the same time. Haven't actually watched a trial yet. I think that starts next week...

In the mean time, I've been working on a new front page for the Cruel Music site. I'm sworn to secrecy on that topic, too... I can say that the site is going to look very sick, demented, dark, and evil. I usually tend to change the blog site to match the Cruel Music site every year, too, so be on the lookout for changes within the next couple days...

Time to go to work. Bye.

WDN Chatters 814

> 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7AM
> 2. Diamonds or pearls? I don't really like Prince. He had a couple songs in the 80's that were okay, but not really...
> 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Oh, umm... "Deck The Halls."
> 4. What are your favourite TV shows? Mystery Science Theater 3000, X Files, King of the Hill, Quantum Leap, Smallville, Supernatural, The Ghost Whisperer, and anything dealing with planets, space, UFOs, ghosts, Bigfoot, and stuff like that...
> 5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? pancakes, eggs, sausage, juice, tea... pretty much the same thing as usual.
> 6. What is your middle name? Nunya! Heh. No, Dean.
> 7. What is your favourite cuisine? Oh, wow... Mexican? Chinese? Anything is good!
> 8. What foods do you dislike? I'll eat, pretty much, anything nowadays...
> 9. Favourite crisps? Umm... Rice?
> 10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Robert Mirabal's "Mirabal." Good stuff!
> 11. What kind of car do you drive? 2004 Mustang. It's white, and it's cool!
> 12. What is your favourite sandwich? egg
> 13. What characteristics do you despise? greed
> 14. What are your favourite clothes? whatever... jeans, t-shirt...
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation? The North Pole
> 16. Favourite brand of clothing? mine
> 17. Where would you want to retire? The South Pole
> 18. Favourite time of day? Any time I'm home with my soulmate.
> 19. Where were you born? here
> 20. What is your favourite sport to watch? sports suck... big time!
> 21. Who do you think you will not send this back? Peter Pan
> 22. Person you expect to send it back first? Snuffleuffagus
> 23. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
> 24. Beavers or ducks? beavers... heh.
> 25. Are you a morning person or a night owl? either way is good with me, man
> 26. Pedicure or manicure? whatever
> 27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I'm an uncle now.
> 28. What did you want to be when you were little? nothing. i realized from an early age that life's a rip-off
> 29. What is your best childhood memory? I was too happy
> 30. Piercing? No thanks.
> 31. Ever been to Africa ? not in this life
> 32. Ever been toilet papering? even though it sounds like something that i would've TOTALLY been into when i was a kid, i don't think i ever did it.
> 33. Been in a car accident? nothing major
34. Favourite Day of the week? any day that i'm not working
> 35. Favourite restaurant? El Azul Grande (great Mexican place here).
> 36. Favourite Flower? do i look like i know the answer to that kind of question?!
> 37. Favourite ice cream? Cookies N' Cream
> 38. Favourite fast food restaurant? Burger King, Hardees, Wendy's, Dairy Queen, they're all good, for me!
> 39. How many times did you fail your drivers test? once (me too, 'Mare! heh)
> 40. From whom did you get your last email? 'Mare.
> 41. In which store would you choose to max out your Credit card? i'd never do such a thing, so i refuse to answer that one.
42. Bedtime? 12, 1, 2, 3, whatever...
43. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? The Easter Bunny
> 44. Last person you went to dinner with? Parents.
> 45. What are you listening to right now? the keys on this keyboard as i type.
> 46. What is your favourite colour? red, usually
> 47. How many tattoos do you have? 3 million, 7 hundred, & 92.
> 48. How many are you sending this email to? one by email, everyone in the world on my blog.

Jonathan Thomas... One Day Old

He has a name now!

Uncle Junebug!

It's hard to believe! My sister became a mommy today!



















Congratulations, there, Debra and J.R!!! We're proud of y'all... Just wondering, though... When are you going to name the kid?!

Good Forward From My Old Friend, 'Mare

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse , I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin offmynose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital,
andshe returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

REMEMBER,,,,
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.
One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a Friend.

WDN Chatters 813

200 THINGS ABOUT ME ARE:

200: My name is: mud (and now that song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night, thank you!)

199: I was born in: wv

198. I am a(n): human being

197. My eye color is: blue

195. My shoe size is: 14

194. My ring size is: i can't remember

193. My Favorite Color is: usually red

192. My height is: 6'4 "

193. I'm allergic to: nothing at all

190. I live in: a place that i don't want to mention online, because they're out to get me.

189. The last book I read: the last book i started to read was about jim morrison. i never got around to finishing it. maybe one day... before that? probably some nirvana book. who knows?!

188. My bed time is: according to whenever i have to work the next day.

187. First Screen name: junebug, i guess.

186. Current Screen name: junebug... look, i don't have a screen name, okay?! so leave me alone!

179. My favorite Holiday is: christmas

178. The perfect kiss is: my sweet angel baby

177. The last three bands I listened to: nirvana, nine inch nails, kiss.

176. Last song that made me almost cry was: just about anything by john lennon has that effect on me.

172. My most treasured possession(s): my fingernail clippers

170. What did you do last night: held an angel in my arms until we both fell asleep.

167. My skin's reaction to the sun is: "ouch. sun. sting."

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143. Santa: yes

142. Love at First Sight: yes

141. Luck: yes

140. Fate: yes

139. God: yes

138. Aliens: yes

137. Heaven: yes

136. Hell: yes

135. Ghosts: yes

134. Horoscopes: no

133. Soul mates: yes

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129. Hugs or Kisses: either one is cool with me

128. Drunk or High: neither

127. Phone or online: online

126. Red heads or Brown hair: black hair

125. Blondes or Brunettes: the wizzard of oz

124. lamb and tuna or peanut butter and jelly: peanut butter and jelly is some good stuff

123. pool or darts: darts

122: sci-fi or horror: both

121: eat at home or eat out: both

120. Night or Day: both

119. Oranges or Apples: both

118. Curly or Straight hair: straight

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117. Scary: boo ghosts

115. Backstabbers: yeah, really

116: Parents: weird

110. School: painful

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103. Missed someone: today when i was at work i missed my angel baby.

102. Hugged someone: right now

101. Seen someone you haven't seen in a while? jarrod, a couple days ago, and chicken george

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90. Who's the ditziest person you know: my socks

89. Who makes you laugh the most: terry, i guess

87. One thing I'm mad about right now: faulty bananas

83. The last movie I saw in the theater was: deck the halls

82. The thing I don't understand is: greed

81. Two Things I love about the opposite sex: peas and carrots

78. This summer: sucked... we were in prison

77. Next year: better

76. Something I will really miss when I leave home: termites

75. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most is: watching how much our love grows throughout our years

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71. tomorrow: work, work, work

72. Today: didn't do any work at all. it was cool.

71. Next Summer: mom wants to go to myrtle beach

70. For Christmas: we got a telescope

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62. The person(s) who knows the most about me is: santa claus

61. The person that can read me the most is: gene hackman

60. The most difficult thing to do is: too dirty to write about here

59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: almost

58. I have the following siblings: 1 sister

57. My crush(s): i have a crush on denise

56. My relationship status: soon to be married.

54. Who do you feel most comfortable with: chuck norris

53. The one person who can't hide things from me is: scruffy

51. Right now I am talking to: denise

48. I have a job: unfortunately

47. I have a pet(s): 3 cats--- Ozzy, Tommy, Scruffy

46. I hope: i get new slippers soon

45. The worst sound in the world: bullets hitting flesh

44. THE ONE person that made me cry the most is: i don't know, i used to cry constantly for no reason.

43. Have You ever done drugs: no

42. Have You ever Smoked: tried it. it didn't do anything for me. i'd still like to develop some kind of trendy addiction, though. maybe i'll start picking my nose in public, i don't know...

41. Last party you went to: never been to one

42. Which parent are you most close with: mom

39. What's your favorite movie: tombstone, reservoir dogs, star wars, back to the future.

36. Last person you talked to: denise

35. Someone you've gotten closer with this year: ton loc

34. Gotten in a fight lately: no

33. My favorite piece of clothing is: my space suit.

32. My favorite sport is: none. sports are a waste of time

31. Last time i cried: no idea, man...

27: Last person you got mad at: ton loc's mom

26. My worst experience I've ever had was/is: 2005

22. The all-time best movie is: young guns

21. The all-time best thing in the world is: finding your soul mate.

20. So, about them Canadians: they're funny

19. The most annoying thing ever is/are: greed

18. The most annoying person you know is: mark

17. I lose (all) respect for people who: do drugs

16. I hate: deer ticks

15. I Love: denise

14. My Favorite Day is: any day that i don't have to work

13. My Favorite Month is: December

12. My Favorite band is: the beatles / nirvana

11. The worst pain I ever felt: 2005

10. My favorite phrase: frig dig

9. Who do you want to go out with: denise

8. My favorite actress/actor is: nicolas cage

7. Your weakness: chocolate, peanut butter, jelly, cake, donuts (notice a trend here?)

6. Inside joke between you and your best friend: punchline = "why do you think they call them finger nails?!"

5. cats: 3

4. Whats your phone number? wish i had one

3. Who broke your heart: who hasn't?

2. I filled out 200 questions because: my blog needed a new survey.

1. What do you hate most about yourself: my pee

Not everyone on my mom's side of the family sucks. She does have two cool brothers, Randy and Terry. Terry... Yes, the founder of Cruel Music's WDN. WDN has been, more or less, dead ever since Ryan left. Terry hasn't appeared in any official WDN recordings since 1994, but it's kinda inspiring to know that he's still out there "gettin' it done." He has recently been filming our uncle, Ford, in some (according to my parents) very funny bits. Who knows, maybe I'll get my hands on a copy of these tapes that Terry has been working on, and convert them over to Cruel Music standards, and attempt to breathe new life into the dying WDN...

Current Interests:
Smallville
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Final Fantasy 7: Dirge Of Cerberus

One Year Ago...

If I would've drove by this house, one year ago, and imagined that I'd be living here today,

I would've thought I was crazy.

If you would've told me, one year ago, that I'd be living in this house with my soulmate,

I would've told you you're crazy.

If I would've imagined, one year ago, that my soulmate would find me on myspace.com,

I would've thought I was crazy.

If you would've told me, one year ago, that I could ever be this happy,

I would've told you you're crazy.

Sightings

*Joyce Gail's boyfriend
(this member of the elite "Famous People" group was seen walking down the middle of the road by Junebug today)

Sightings

I'd like to introduce a new feature to the blog... I don't know why... I call this "Sightings." It's basically sightings of people I've seen. Heh heh.

Charles (former landlord).
Jarrod (former lead guitarist for Asbestos).

Both sightings were at my grocery store today.

My Big, Dumb Day

Ear infection...
Pop tarts...
Two hours late for work...
Feeding the stray dog...

I woke up Sunday unable to hear anything in my right ear... And, the saga continues! It started showing signs of improvements today, but it sucks again right now, at this very moment.

Considering that super secret job, which involves pop tarts, and pays $13 an hour, and has lots of neat little perks, but it's on the night shift.

Supposed to have worked from 10-7 today, but due to the job interview with the top secret company I worked from 12-9. And my boss didn't even care. He was just glad that I showed up at all.

I've been feeding this really sweet boxer bulldog at work for the past couple weeks. Someone set her off in the parking lot, and she's homeless, and starving, and very afraid of people.

Mom Update

I don't "get" my mom's doctors. They keep going back and forth with her, sending her on an emotional rollercoaster. "You've got cancer," "You don't have cancer," "You've got 5 years to live," "It's not life-threatening." They don't seem to know what they're talking about. The hospital she's going to is full of a bunch of students / future doctors. If it was me, I'd go somewhere different. I guess she's stuck there, though, because it's, like, the nearest hospital that my dad's insurance will accept. They're saying that she's going to have to take chemotherapy for the rest of her life. They'll probably end up changing their minds about that, too, before long. I don't know... But, yeah, she does have cancer. They all agree on that, now. It's in her liver, and in her spine.

Recent Pictures

We brought my old buddy, Tommy, home with us a couple weeks ago. He loves it here. See?

While we're on the subject of cats... Here's (the recently neutered) Ozzy with his tree:

And, here is the sweet, old lady of the bunch... My Scruffy... She's 15 years old now! Here she is on Christmas 2006, getting high on cat nip:

Here's an older picture of me and my baby. Why? Because I can!

Here's the future of Cruel Music... A sneak preview... This is the "before" version of the brand-new Cruel Music recording studio:

(The previous owner of our house used it as a work shop... I'm going to use it as a different type of shop... A "Music Shop..." Working title... Subject to change at any second... Look for big things coming from Cruel Music in 2007. I just did a measly little ONE release for Cruel Music in 2006! Cruel Music has been slowly deminishing over the last few years. This new studio is going to breathe new life into Cruel Music. I promise! Really! I have a studio, and I have the love of my life. I'm going to be really, really inspired to make music in 2007! That's a bit of a resolution of mine...)