What's happening to me?!

God help me, I like a Static X song! Heh heh. It's called "Dirthouse." Have you heard this yet? Man, it rocks! Some other scarey notes: I like a Korn song, too. "Twisted Transistor." And, also, Limp Bizkit "Behind Blue Eyes." Man... I'm worried about myself now... Numetal?! Yikes!

WDN Chatters 801

Haven't done this for a while... I was bored, okay?! It's kinda looking like this is going to be the fate of WDN Chatters.

1. Spell your first name backwards: gubenuj.... What does that prove?! :P
2. Story behind your myspace name: Umm... It's my name...
3. What month were you born in? November
4. Where do you live? Right over there, USA. Heh.
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet: It's black, it folds three times, it doesn't have any pictures in it (other than my driver's license), it has $80 in it, and a couple other things that I won't mention.
7. Toothbrush: It's red, and it's white, and it's the coolest thing I've ever owned in my life!
8. Jewelry worn daily: My guitar pick necklace.
9. Pillow cover right now: Blue, with some saliva on it.
11. Underwear: (What happened to #10?!) Sexy briefs.
12. Best friend: Died
13. Sunglasses: Kinda John-Lennon-like
14. Favorite shirt: My other one.
15. Cologne/Perfume: No thanks.
16. CD in stereo: Coldplay in my car, Aqualung in my bedroom, a compilation CD (Smashing Pumpkins, right now) in my computer.
17. Piercings: No. Never. You can't take me alive!
WHAT ARE YOU:
18. Wearing now: Jeans, as usual, and a baggy, orange shirt.
19. Wishing: World peace (note: I'm pissing in the other hand...)
20. Wanting: Love, acceptance, the ability to move on...
26. The last thing you ate: (someone really can't count! 20, 26?!) Pizza. It was good!
27. Something you are deathly afraid of: Death(?)
Do you...
28. Do you like candles: Not really, but I don't hate them, if that's what you mean...
29. Do you like the taste of blood: Heh. I tried that once. She liked it, but I didn't.
30. Do you believe in love: Yeah, but I still believe in Santa Clause, too, so that's not saying much.
32. Do you believe in soul mates: (Again, no #31...) Yeah... If you see her around anywhere, tell her I've been looking all over for her!
35. Do you believe in God: Yes I do. You can shoot me if you want, but I do.
(Big skip in the sequence here..)
43. What's something you wish you could understand better: Why a woman would rather be with a guy who's a worthless, drunken, druggie, jobless, racist idiot, than a guy who treated her like a princess... I'll never understand it. Could someone explain this to me?!
RELATIONSHIPS:
(maybe these next questions are important enough to make up for #44 and 45...)
46. How many people have you kissed? Oh, wow, let me think about it... There's just so many! Yeah... 2. I was tricked into it with both girls...
47. Are you shy around your crush? I have no crushes. I'm tired of wasting my time on that crap!
48. Still have feelings for anyone in a past relationship? No I don't. None.
49. Do you know what it feels like to be in love? I thought so. Then, I discovered that she was an evil, heartless crack-whore.
50. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend? No! I paid 30 bucks for my walkman! Screw you! I'm kidding... Of course I would!
FASHION STUFF:
51. Where is your favorite place to shop? Any music store.
(I give up... No #52...)
53. What is your favorite thing to wear? Socks.
54. What is a must have accessory? I have to wear a hat when I work... Does that count?
55. How much is the most you've ever spent in a single clothing store? 10, 15 dollars... Who knows?!
56. Who is the least fashionable person you know? Probably me.
57. Do you match your belt with your hair color? Always!
59. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like, 10, or something...
60. What is the worst trend you see today? Pop music.
61. Do you do drugs? No. Unlike other people, I enjoy life.
62.What kind of soap do you use? Whatever...
63.What are you listening to right now? Jet. It's pretty cool, actually.
65. Who was the last person that called you? A telemarketer. I told him that I died.
66. Where do you want to get married? On the riverbank.
67. How many buddies are online right now? I have no "buddies." No... I'm lying again. I don't use MSN, or any of that stuff very often. I've got it closed / offline / whatever right now...
69. What are essentials in your life? People who aren't brewing up a diabolical plan to hurt me.
70. Do you send out holiday cards each year? *CHRISTMAS* cards, thank you.... And, yes, I do.
71. Hair right now: Kinda nappy. It hasn't been brushed in about 4 days.
72. mood: Over her.

Playing With Fire

This is one of my favorite stories of symbolism. Maybe I've told this story before, but who cares?!
...Babies are very curious creatures. They always try to get into something. There's usually an adult figure around to teach babies right from wrong, and protect them from things that will hurt them. Like, "Don't touch the stove, you'll get burned!" "Fire - hot -burn." Things of that nature... Maybe they'll try to touch the fire anyway, just to see if there's any truth to the warnings. So, the baby touches the fire, and, sure enough, it gets burned. Usually, one time will do the trick. The baby gets burned once, and learns to never touch fire again. But, sometimes it takes more than once. The baby might touch fire 2 or 3 times. Eventually, though, that baby is going to think, "Frig, that hurts! I'm never going to touch that again!" Well... That's kinda what has happened to me. I've been "burned" several times, lately. But, I've finally learned my lesson! I'm not going to "play with fire" anymore! It's a very liberating feeling, knowing that you will never hurt me again...

Adjusting...

So, I'm adjusting... I like my new life! It's fun, and liberating, and stuff... Betcher wondering what happened to my old life, huh? Me too!!! Well, as most of you know, I've been a hermit for the better part of 10 years now. I wouldn't socialize with anyone, I wouldn't go anywhere, I'd just stay in my room all day long. Well... In November, I discovered that there's so much more to life than being a hermit. "I got by with a little help from my friends," I guess you could say. My friends gave me a brand new, shiny SOCIAL LIFE. I had a lot of fun with my new-found life for a couple months. A LOT!!! But, all of a sudden, my shiny, happy social life was taken away from me. Oddly enough, it was taken by the same people responsible for giving it to me in the first place! I'm not mad, or anything. Just making a point. I'm very grateful for the opportunity to experience those 2 months of happiness. And, actually, I was expecting it to end from the very moment that it began. That's just my nature. I'm a very pessimistic person, and I always expect the worse of things. But still, even though I was expecting it all along, it still kinda left me in shock when it actually did end. I spent most of February trying to plot my next move. "Should I go back to being a hermit again?" "Should I find new friends?" Stuff like that... Anyway... I'm quite pleased to announce that I'M BACK!!! Yeah, man! I came to the conclusion that I shouldn't go back to my hermit ways, and that I should continue with the social life that was given to me. Pick up where we left off, or something... The thing is, no one really wants to be around me anymore, for whatever reasons. My friends sorta turned their backs on me, and left me here all alone. So... My solution for this little situation is that I have become an EXTREME HERMIT (patent pending...)!!! By that, I mean that I am doing the same types of things that I did when I had my brief social life... I'm just doing it alone now. Case in point:

On Friday night, March 10, I went to Logan, and watched a KICK ASS benefit concert, featuring local bands, ALL BY MYSELF. Sure, I might've looked like an idiot sitting there alone, but I HAD FUN!!!

And, last night... March 12... I went to Charleston, and saw my long-time heroes, MOTLEY CRUE, in concert!!! And, again, I was alone, but I had a blast!

Wish y'all could "be there" with me, as I embark on this new chapter. I'm having a lot of fun being an "Extreme Hermit." But, I guess you've got better things to do...

P.S. If there's anyone out there, reading this right now, I just wanted to say: If you don't like Motley Crue, there's something terribly wrong with you! They're STILL an amazing band!

Message In A Bottle

It's funny... I didn't want to go out with you 10 years ago, so why would I want to now?! Come on, man!!! Let it go already!!! Quit calling me, it's not funny! How old are you now, anyway? Like, 27? 28? Somewhere around there? Good Lord, you act like you're 12! I bet you had fun, last night, going to the trouble of setting up a fake profile on Yahoo Personals, just for your little "joke" on me, huh? I just don't get it... I mean, I'm the kind of person that'll laugh at just about anything, but GAWD, you're just retarded! I kinda wish I was still working at Magic Mart, just so I could confront you on this matter, but actually, I JUST DON'T CARE! You're wasting your time!

I don't think I'm finding many good ones... What's happening here?!






































Those are from 12-6-05...

Heh. Christmas 2005. I look so excited (in all of these)!















(With Dad up there ^ ...Turns out that he's a little camera shy, and requested that I remove his picture from here. I guess he doesn't like the idea of his picture being on the internet, where millions of people can see it every day... And Scruffy down here... She doesn't care who sees her picture. She's a trooper!)

Oh, wow! Here's a couple from one year ago, THIS VERY DAY! Check it out, it's when I had that mullet! Heh heh.







(Look, my car only had half of its "sticker mohawk.")

So... I think I'm getting ready to give online dating YET ANOTHER try! I'm thinking maybe it'd help if I'd post some pictures of myself this time (You think?!). So, I'm scanning a few pictures for my Yahoo Personals profile. How does this one look?

"Land Of Sunshine"

FAITH NO MORE

You have a winning way, so keep itYour future

You are an angel heading for the land of sunshine

And fortune is smiling upon you

Prepare for a series of comfortable miracles

From fasting to feasting

And life to you is a dashing bold adventure

So sing and rejoice

And look for the dream that keeps coming back

Your future

Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake

Cuz everything is not yet lost
Does life seem worthwhile to you?

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

Yes, hmm hmm, now for the next question

Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?

Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?

Sing and rejoice and sing and rejoice

Yes, hmm hmm, that's interesting.

But tell me, do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?

I, I can help - I can help you - I can help you help yourself!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

Varicose

Comatose

Senile