My Profile...

Back to those online dating services... I changed my profile (only on Yahoo! Personals, so far). Maybe this will turn a few heads:


i'm tall, and skinny. i have long hair, and crooked teeth. i'm hideous to look at. i gave up on trying to find love a long time ago. basically, i'm just looking for a "partner in crime," so to say. i love rock music. i hate country, and r&b/rap. if you like either country, or r&b/rap, don't even waste your time, or mine. i hate rich people. if you're rich, don't worry, because i hate most people, in general. i love life. real life, that is... not most people's idea of life, which rotates around work, consumerism, and money. i hate money. i hate the way the powers-that-be control people, and force us to work in order to "live." i hate that people have to waste two-thirds of their lives working. i hope to, one day, infiltrate the system, and change their rules, but until that day i have to play along. i love art. i have never watched a "reality" tv show in my life, but i know that i hate such shows, because they're artificial, and they contribute to everything that is wrong with the world. i hate sports for the same reason. i love to walk, and spend as much time as possible outdoors, enjoying (real) life.

New WDN? (!?)

Hey y'all! I've been rambling on the blog, lately, and haven't really been mentioning the topic at hand -- Cruel Music. I mean, that's why we're all here, right? Sure, of course, whatever... Well... I have a scoop. A big scoop! The scoop of the century, maybe! Honestly! It's been nearly a year since we've produced any sort of Cruel Music. But, all of that is about to change! A new WDN video will be coming out shortly! But, it's going to be in the obsolete VHS format, sadly. Sorry! That whole thing with recording on DVDs didn't quite pan out. I hope to fix that soon... But, the big news here is ***NEW WDN*** Not sure when, exactly, but it'll be soon (soon, I tell you!). I just have to take the time to edit everything. It should be, roughly, 2 hours in length. Most of it was recorded last year, and, to be honest, I don't even know what's on there. I seem to remember some footage of the big mudslide, and more crazy stuff with 10, and Joyce Gail... The usual...

Notice:

Don't look now, but I think rock music may be trying to make a comeback! No, really, this time! There's new CDs by Queens Of The Stone Age and Nine Inch Nail out right now, and next month will be Foo Fighters and The White Stripes. And, sometime soon there's going to be a new Pearl Jam CD... Haven't heard the release date for that one yet. You? But, anyway, you should run out and buy the new QOTSA and NIN right this minute, if you haven't already, because they're both great.

Funny Forward From Roger

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send
me your damn chain letters over the past two years.

Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern...

I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls
to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my
free replacement pair from Nike. !

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.

(Jeeze, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is
about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive
the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in
their special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

I will now return the favor.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM
this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your
armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of a friend of a friend ! of a friend of a friend of a friend of a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!!!

Curls

It's weird... My hair has been known to do some crazy things, in the 16 years that its been long. It's changed colors (blonde in the summer, and almost black in the winter), it all fell out in 2003, etc... But, its latest activity is that it's getting curly. Yeah... Curly! What's that crap all about?! My hair has always been straight, no matter what style or color it is. Oh well... At least I have hair now. I don't really care what it looks like, as long as it's there!