Monday, June 29, 2009

Dead Mountains And Visions

So what's the big deal? They're just mountains! They'll grow back in a hundred thousand years! So what if the people living in the valleys are threatened by tornadoes and floods all the time! There's millions of dollars just sitting there under all those nasty-looking trees!
Umm... This crime was committed near Aunt "10'"s house. It's one in a whole series of decapitations in the area. I had a dream about this when I was a kid, by the way. Last summer, when the perpetrators were blasting this mountain there was dust everywhere around 10's house. It reminded me of the dream I had when I was, like, 10 years old. I didn't know how to interpret the vision back then. In the dream I was really scared, and I was seeing smoke, and I thought it was the end of time. When I saw my vision coming true last summer I knew what everything meant. The smoke in my dream was the dust from the mountain. There were fires up there, too, but it was mostly dust. I'm a part-time psychic. I've accurately predicted quite a few things in my life... Most notably, our house burning down. I usually can't predict things that are actually useful, though. I guess I've still not really learned how to control my "psychic powers." But, that's another topic for another day... But, anyway, the mountain in this picture is just about half as tall as it used to be. I'll try to sketch the way the mountain used to look right about here:


Friday, June 26, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

World Record Books, Here I Come!

I was always kinda sickly as a child. It seemed that I was always sick, growing up. I had a three-year stretch without being sick period, from 2003-2006. It was amazing! Ever since January I've been sick, like, every other week. I think my immune system got screwed up, or something, in January when I had bronchitis. I finally got over that in mid-March. Toward the end of April I got sick again. On May 22nd, yes, I got sick again. And, on June 13th I got sick yet again! So, I've decided to make the most of my sickness. I'm going to try to be in the Guinness Book Of World Records for being sick more times in a year than anyone else in the world!

Anger Management Issues

Friday, June 05, 2009

Cruel Connection Reunion!

Black Sabbath's back, man!

Monday, June 01, 2009

By The Way

Meet Mickey! We got this little monster on May 6th for an anniversary present. I keep forgetting to mention him on here. Been kinda busy with stuff...