What Was That All About?!

Was that crazy, or what?! Man... No, I'm not better. No, I don't think I'll EVER be better, or considered normal ever again. I feel violated, not to mention humiliated, and frightened, and paranoid. But, at least I've quit puking now, and I made a (somewhat) successful return to work today. I got home at 4:00, and went straight to bed. I just woke up about 30 minutes ago. But, I'm trying to cope with this thing... And, after much hype, I've decided to go about my original plan, and post "WDN Chatters" #703. Enjoy!

Not Out Of The Woods Yet...

Man... Just when I thought it was safe, it hits again! Round Two! At 8:30 tonight, my diarrhea returned. I wouldn't wish this on my worse enemy! Hmmmm... Gotta love the Internet, huh? People can actually use Internet space to write about pooping! Heh heh. But... I'm kinda worried, though. I HAVE to go back to work tomorrow! This isn't fun anymore!

Anyway...

As a result of my illness, I'm a little "gun shy." I feel good now, but I'm afraid to eat anything! It's a little like someone being afraid of driving after being in a car accident. I don't want to eat, and you're not going to make me do it!

Does This Qualify As Being Sick?

Those of you who know me will know that I've spent 3/4 of my life with the flu. Growing up, I'd be sick, like, once a month. For the last couple months I've been bragging, "I haven't been sick since September 2003!" Well, Monday night, at 8:30 (just as I was getting ready to work on "Chatters," as previously noted), I got deathly ill! My stomach started hurting really bad. I started puking, and in no time at all, I had diarrhea. It was hitting me, like, every 30 minutes --- puke, poop, puke, etc... Then, I started dehydrating. I was freezing, shaking all over, and couldn't even stand up. I'd drink water, but I'd puke it right back up. I couldn't keep anything down! I couldn't take any medicine, or anything like that. It was some sort of 24-hour virus, apparently. But, mine lasted for 26 hours. I puked a couple more times, before going to bed last night, at 10:30. But yeah, I've never been so sick in my life! I even missed work, yesterday. That's the first time in my life I've ever done that. I never missed a day of school, either. If I could've made it to the phone book, I was going to start looking for an exorcist's phone number (are they listed?). Had to get this demon exorcised, ya know? But... Hey, I'm better now! And, I'm getting ready to enjoy my third day off from work. It's kinda like a vacation... Half of it sucked, but the other half should be fun! But, now I'm kinda debating: "Was I sick?" I'd hate to screw up my record, you know? I mean, I've not been sick since September 2003, for crying out loud! I wasn't coughing, or snotting, or any of that crap that usually goes with being sick, Monday / Tuesday. But, I was puking... Man... I WAS sick! That sucks!

To Beach, Or Not To Beach?

"When are you going to the beach, M.C Snot Rag?" That is the question... The thing is, I kinda don't know yet. I don't even know if I'm going at all. My mom has been bugging me about it. "When are you going to the beach, M.C. Snot Rag? When are you going to the beach, M.C. Snot Rag? When are you going to the beach, M.C. Snot Rag? When are you going to the beach, M.C. Snot Rag? When are you going to the beach, M.C. Snot Rag?" That type of planning doesn't really fit into to my new way of thinking: Don't make plans! I mean, life seems a lot more fun when you're spontaneous, and you don't plan ahead. Just let things happen, you know? There's been a lot of WDN-fan-anticipation (and speculation) about the somewhat annual event, "Reporters On The Beach." "Hey, M.C. Snot Rag, will there be a 'Reporters On The Beach 11?'" Well, the answer there is, "Yes, there WILL be a "Reporters On The Beach 11." I just don't know when, or where, this will happen. Maybe this year, or maybe 10 years from now! Who knows?! Who CARES?! I'm having fun just taking one day at a time, you know?

In other news: I should doing the 125th episode of "WDN Chatters," today. Should... It's a rainy day, as usual, and I've got the day off from the grocery store, and (hopefully) Ford, so that makes it a good day to sleep. But, it'd be nice to do a little something productive, while I'm awake... I still have to post the 124th episode of "Chatters." That one is a hoot! Terry did it, Thursday, on ICQ. I just have to translate it into html code, and all that good stuff. So, be sure to look for that, within the next little bit. "Chatters #703." Good stuff!

Chatters Returns!

WDN CHATTERS is back, man!!! For those of you not familiar with "Chatters," it was a very popular piece of the web site from 1999-2002, in which the cast of WDN would annoy people online. The fun ended without any kind of explanation on 9-20-02. But, fear not! Those dark days are behind us now, because "CHATTERS" IS BACK BABY!!!

New Design Thing

Hey, man! The new Cruel Music web site has arrived, or something... It's a little more lively / colorful than it used to be. Kinda ties in with this Blog-thing. Maybe it looks a little more "professional" now. Enjoy!