Song of the moment...

"The Great Destroyer"

~Nine Inch Nails

Say your name.
Try to speak as clearly as you can.
You know everything gets written down.
Nod your head.
Just in case they could be watching.
With their shiny satellite.

I hope they cannot see.
The limitless potential.
Living inside of me.
To murder everything.
I hope they cannot see.
I am the great destroyer.

Turn it up.
Listen to the shit they pump into your head.
Filling you with apathy.
Hold your breath.
Wait until you know the time is right on time.
The end is near.

I hope they cannot see.
The limitless potential
Living inside of me.
To murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer

Learning how to take pix with the timer...

My Christmas In Photography

Around 3:30, my mom and dad picked me up, and took me to 10's house for Christmas dinner.

10 greeted us in the kitchen...

Debra was there for a few minutes, with the baby. Of course, Mom had to have another picture with him (she has, like, 15 million of those by now...).

Molly was there, too!

Dinner is served (around 4:30).

After eating (WAYYYYYY too much), I worked on the cover of the 3 Santas album.

And, here's the finished product... Well, kinda (the camera flash killed it on this picture).

Merry Christmas!!!

We got a cool new web cam for Christmas. See?

I was sick yesterday... Finished the Christmas album last night, and doing the cover art as we speak. It's pretty dumb... I'm feeling better today, but still a little weak, and snotty. I survived work another year! Playing with the new Nine Inch Nails remix data thing (another Christmas gift)... Read the first page of Slash's book (yet another Christmas gift)... Graduated college... Hey, Merry Christmas, y'all!!!

Christmas Album!!!

Hey, I'm currently in the process of recording a Christmas album. Cruel Music has been around for all these years... I don't even know how many years! What is it, like, 15, maybe? Anyway, it's been around for 14 or 15 years, and we've never did a Christmas album... Until now!!! Can't really say much about it right now, but, trust me, it's going to be the best Christmas album ever recorded! "10" did guest vocals for one song ("O Holy Night"), today. I hope to have this thing done within the next day or so. Busy, busy!

New WDN Poopie!

WDN just won't seem to go away! Yeah, WDN has had many incarnations since its humble beginnings in 1988. We started out with cassette tapes, then video tapes, and then we invaded the Internet, with such gems as "Chatters" and "Musings." Today was my last day of college, so I'll have time to do goofy stuff again! So, I'm proud to announce the birth of "WDN Graffiti." Well, kinda... It doesn't have a page yet, but I'm working on it! What is it? It's an assortment of newspaper clippings, pictures, and books that I've vandalized over the years, and turned into humorous little works of art. Coming soon...

Party Like It's 1998!

The computer got a nasty virus, last week. Thank you for that, by the way, Mr. Hacker Sir. Greatly appreciated. Many thanks! So, yeah, the good old, trusty HP Pavillion is, seemingly, dead now. It was getting old, and all, anyway. I bought it in 2003, but still... What gives you, Mr. Hacker Sir, the right to hack in to it, and give it a terrible, nasty virus?! Get a life, man! Leave us alone already! Sheesh! Ya know? I deleted the virus, and now the computer won't even boot up. Weird... After a week of no internet, and a week of falling behind in my classes, we're finally back online. Kinda. Brought the old Acer Aspire back to life for a bit, until we can figure out what's going on with the HP. And, when I say "old Acer," I mean oooooolllllldddddd!!! This thing is the first computer I ever got. I got this computer for Christmas back in 1997. It has Windows 98 on it, and everything! Heh heh. Umm... Yeah... Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!

From Last To First

Last night was my fifth concert... Here's a look back at my very first concert. I did this review for the Cruel Music web site way back on December 13, 1998, and it has just been sitting here on this old floppy disc, forgotten about until now:

AEROSMITH
December 13, 1998


All quotes are by Steven Tyler, unless otherwise noted.

My seat: Section 28, Row OO, Seat #22. It was a floor seat, about 20 rows away from the stage. Once the big rock show started, I could actually feel the heat from the pyrotechnics.

7:30pm The opening band, Seven Mary Three, hits the stage.

8:05 Seven Mary Three announces that they only have one more show with AEROSMITH. They thank the audience, and leave the stage.

8:35 The curtains on the stage fall. Egyptian-type music starts playing. The curtains begin changing colors from the lights. Six silhouettes appear on the curtain. One, who was standing with a microphone, starts making shadow puppets of a bird in flight…

Back in the Saddle starts playing. The curtains go up, revealing Aerosmith and their awesome stage setup, when the singing starts… “Good Evening Huntington!” Love in An Elevator… After the song, “Uhhh…. I can’t believe it, I’m at a f%#$ing loss for words! As this guy (Joe Perry) says, we’ll ‘let the music do the talking.’” Falling in Love (Is Hard On The Knees)… “This is off our new album, ‘A Little South of Sanity.’” Eat the Rich. I could have sworn it was on “Get a Grip” before it was on “Sanity,” but who am I to argue?! “Burrrrp.”… Seasons of Wither. “That’s what we call old school, boys and girls.”… Rag Doll… Dream On… Janie’s Got a Gun. Apparently Joey Kramer had a gun too! The opening drum beats could almost knock you off your feet they were so loud!… “What kind of love are you on, baby?” What Kind of Love Are You On… Kiss Your Past Goodbye… “Time for a little more old school.” Same Old Song And Dance… For the next song, Steven has on a top hat that he took from someone in the front row. Pink. Complete with pink lights… “This one is not old school, and it’s not new school. It’s somewhere in between.” Some Kind of Lady. I’m assuming that was the name of this one. I had never heard it before. It was a cool blues song… Draw The Line. “More old school for you.”… “Ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, playing his a$$ off, and singing his a$$ off, Mr. Joe f#$%ing Perry.” Joe Perry: “And this is your brain on the blues.” Stop Messin’ Around. At the end of the song, the band went into a cool jamming instrumental… Steven then goes into the Intro from “Eat the Rich,” “Wake up kids…etc.” Walk This Way… “This next one is about some guy who was f#$%ing around with my daughter.” I don’t Want To Miss A Thing… Cryin’… Dude (Looks Like A Lady). “Thank you Huntington. Goodnight.”… Chants of “We want more” feel the arena.
-ENCORE-
The band walks back out. “Now I look like a big rock star.” Steven has a pink feathered scarf on. “Yeah right… s#$t.” Big 10 Inch Record. “Let’s just lock the doors, and play all night!”… “Let’s see what this young lady wrote for me: ‘Steven, I have a red corvette. If you can beat me, you can eat me.’” He then stuffs the letter down his pants… What it Takes. “And I still remember that one’s phone number!”… Instrumental. “Ladies and gentlemen, on the bass guitar, Mr. Tom Hamilton.” Sweet Emotion. It had a medley of more older tunes that I did not recognize toward the end… “Goodnight Huntington, God bless you, we love you!” The audience, for some strange reason, get up and start to leave before the band even left the stage. “HEY!!! Sit you’re a$$es down, the show’s not over yet!” Steven introduces the band; Tom, Brad, Russ Irwin, Joey, and Joe. Joe Perry then introduces Steven: “And last but not least, weighing in at 145 pounds, the screaming demon, Steven Tyler.” Steven: “Goodnight Huntington, we love you.” I think they were probably going to do another encore, but the audience acted like they were in a hurry to get out, so Aerosmith left.

My Big, Wild Hinder Night

Last night I saw my fifth concert, Hinder. Good times! The first band was some goofs, called 12 Stones. Next, was Papa Roach. That was my second time seeing Papa Roach. They opened for Guns N' Roses, last year. Too bad I don't like Papa Roach, huh? I mean, they put on a good show, and all, but they're just not my style. Too rappy for me. Finally, after a ridiculous amount of roadie stage time, a video came on the curtain. Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" played, as the guys from Hinder got out of a limo. It showed some back-stage, meet-and-greet stuff for a bit, and then the intro to Bon Jovi's "Let It Rock" started playing. And then, the curtain dropped, and, low and behold, there was Hinder! They started out with "How Long," followed by "Home Coming Queen," and then "Bliss." "Nothin Good About Goodbye," and "Better Than Me." Then, they played a new song called "Heaven Lost You." Very cool! "By The Way," "Born To Be Wild," and another great, new song, "Thing For You." And closing it all out, they played "Room 21," "Lips Of An Angel," and "Get Stoned." It was a good show, but it was a short show. 12 songs?! No encore?! Anyway, yeah, it rocked! The smell of the arena is still locked in my nose...

(Long-Overdue) Update

Hey, how's it going? I've been kinda busy with college, as you might've guessed by now. Haven't had much time for any of this nonsense. After sitting here on my bum, pretty much, all day today, and not doing anything productive, I thought I'd take a minute to update my fans on what's going on in Junebug-Land (patent pending, all rights reserved).

College: Tough. Lame. Boring. Sucks. I'm doing pretty good, though. I'd better be, after wasting all this time! I'm over halfway done now. Only about a month left, actually! Woo hoo!!!

Jonathan:



















Growing! Heh heh.

Also, I'm going to take a moment to relax, next Saturday, and see Hinder in concert!

WDN Chatters 908

I'm taking a well-deserved, hard-earned break from my hectic work/school schedule to do a new survey... And, by "new" I mean that it's been lying around since, like, May waiting for me to do it... Here:

If you could get a tattoo today what would you get and where?
I'd kinda like to get a tattoo of a piece of poop on my butt.

What is your favorite thrill ride of all time?
By "thrill ride" do you mean, like, amusement park ride? If so, then I'd say the Hurricane. That was cool.

Have you ever been in the NASA ball at any carnival or festival?
The what?! I went to NASA's Astronaut Hall Of Fame one time. That was great!

What is on top of your dresser at home?
A tv.

Do you actually hang your clothes on hangers?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?! They'd get all wrinkled up, and stuff, if not.

How often do you do an all out cleaning of the house?
Whenever it needs it.

If you had the money to pay someone to follow you around all day, what would that person be doing?
Umm... Following me around all day! Did you forget that fast?!

What was your favorite childhood board game?
I wasn't really into board games. I had this Mario Brothers game, and Monopoly, and all that, but we didn't play them very much.

What is your favorite board game now?
As if my tastes have changed over the years? No, dude. Nothing.

What was your favorite game to play in gym class?
Kick ball. I was going to go pro with that one. Dodge Ball was pretty awesome, too.

Where do you work and what do you do?
I work at an artificial cow processing plant, where I am in charge of all business transactions involving feces.

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were in 4th grade?
Nothing. I kid you not. I knew from an early age that I didn't belong here, and that I didn't agree with society's rules, and that it's wrong to have to work to "live."

Do you know how to ski/snowboard?
No, but I'm going to learn one day.

Can you do a backbend?
No. I have six herniated discs in my spine.

Do you like to jump on trampolines?
Yes, I did enjoy it quite a bit before I herniated the six discs in my spine.

Do your parents have a pool and if they do can I come visit?
They had a pool until the mud slide buried it in 2003.

What is your favorite cereal to eat for breakfast?
Golden Grahams, mostly. Also Honey Combs, Lucky Charms, and Apple Jacks. Pac Man cereal was my all-time favorite, but they kinda stopped making that in, like, 1986.

What was the worst Christmas present you have ever received?
Nothing has ever been bad, really. I'm just thankful for what I get, and what I've got, and that I'm alive to celebrate Christmas.

If you could own any exotic animal for a pet (tame of course) what would you get?
I don't know! A shark, maybe?

Do you like strobe lights?
Yeah, sure.

What size is your bed?
Queen.

What is your favorite food item to make?
Pancakes.

If Christmas was tomorrow what would be on your wish list?
Anything, really. Or, nothing at all. I'm happy regardless.

Have you ever made a snow man?
Yeah, pretty much every time it's ever snowed deep enough to do such a thing.

Do you have a tradition that seems silly?
They may seem silly to other people, but they make perfect sense to me... Like, I always watch "Groundhog Day" every year on Groundhog Day. I always watch "The Mothman Prophecies" on Halloween. I always watch "Family Man" on Christmas. I like to go into a trance every New Year's Eve, and "see" what's going to happen in the following year.

What is your favorite Yankee candle scent?
My what?!

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever.

Would you cut your hair today if you had the chance?
No. I stopped cutting my hair in 2005.

What do you do right before you go to bed?
Pray.

What is your favorite flavor tea?
Lipton Brisk Iced Green Apple Tea is great... Also raspberry green tea, and goji berry green tea, and ginger chamomile.

What is your starbucks usual?
I refuse to spend my hard-earned money in that greedy place. But, in other, more sensible, coffee shops I love french vanilla frappes, and gingerbread cappuccinos.

What is your favorite kind of cake?
There is no bad cake. Every cake is my favorite cake. Particularly black forest cakes.

Are you having a problem blowing out all your candles on your birthday recently?
No. I don't smoke.

Do you take pictures of yourself frequently?
Not really. My mom takes pictures of myself frequently, though.

Do you consider yourself a good gift giver?
In my younger days.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like someone famous?
Yes. People say that I look like Elmo on a daily basis.

What is sitting in your DVD player at home?
Nothing can sit in my DVD player it's too small... If you're asking what movie is in it, though, then I'd tell you "VH1 Classic Albums: Nirvana 'Nevermind.'"

What is the next piece of furniture you need to buy on your "need to get" list?
A new bed would be cool... But, again, I'm happy, and thankful for what I have.

When was your last water balloon war?
That time me, Roger, and Nathan threw water balloons at passing cars, back in 1990. They got in trouble, but I escaped.

On a scale of 1-10 how vain are you?
I'm so vain I probably think this song is about me. So, I guess that'd have to be a 10.

"The Pretender"

~Foo Fighters

Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark and so it all began
Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in again
They need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are ever ready
Are you ready
I'm finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance...that whole defense

It's been an infinity, oh
The wheel is spinning me
It's never ending
Never ending
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others
What if I say I'm not just another one in your place
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender

In time or so i'm told
I'm just another soul for sale
Oh well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We're temporary
Temporary
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others
What if I say I'm not just another one in your place
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender

I'm the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I'm the face that you have to face
Mirroring your stare
I'm what's left
I'm what's right
I'm the enemy
I'm the hand that'll take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you
Yeah who are you
Yeah who are you
Yeah who are you

Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend

What if I say I'm not like the others
What if I say I'm not just another one in your place
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender

So who are you
Yeah who are you
Yeah who are YOUUUUUU!!!!

Drive-aphobia

I've been noticing something. Ever since I hit that stupid deer, back in April (or May, or whenever it was!) I've been terrified of driving. It's not so bad around the house and stuff now, but when I'm going to (and from) class on Wednesdays my heart is in my neck the whole time I'm on the road. Every time I see the slightest bit of a road hazard, or whatnot, I slam on my brakes. Will this madness ever stop?!

“Long Gone Day”~Mad Season
So much blood I'm starting to drown
Runs from cold to colder
Time to time the sky's come down
To help me lose my way
Tears and lies for answers
You and open veins, God knows I'm gone
Girl I just want you to
Come on down
Lord it's a storm and I'm heading to fall
These sins are mine and I've done wrong, oh babe
Come on down

Long Gone Day
Mmmm, who ever said
We wash away with the rain

See you all from time to time
Isn't it so strange
How far away we all are now
Am I the only one who remembers that summer
Oh, I remember
Everyday each time the place was saved
The music that we made
The wind has carried all of that away

Long gone day
Mmmm, who ever said
We wash away with the rain

So many tears I'm starting to drown
The rain in heaven's all come down
Silver spoons affix the crown
The luckless ones are broken
Fears and lies for answers
You and open flames
God knows I'm gone
And I just want you to
Come on down, hmmm

Lord it's a storm am I heading to fall
These sins are mine and I've done wrong
I want you to, oh, I just want you to
Come on down

I fear again, like then, I've lost my way
And shout to God to bring my sunny day

I Forgot...

Forgot to mention the treadmill. Yeah, I bought myself a $400 treadmill last Tuesday. No, you silly rabbit, I didn't pay $400 for it. I got it for just 50 bucks from some dude. It would've cost $400 if I'd bought one new in a store, but this guy wanted to get rid of his, and everyone came out a winner. I can finally start walking again! Only problem is, I've not walked for so long I'm out of shape now, and get really, really tired when I walk on the treadmill...

Other "Famous" News

The Man family used to paint their house about every month, but they have stopped in recent years... I think the habit has returned now. They've painted their house, like, 4 times in the last week. It was gray trimmed in purple (I crap you not... Purple). Then, they went to yellow, and kept the purple trim. Next, they changed the trim to brown. A couple days ago, the trim was green. And now, today, they painted the whole house green. I don't get them... Weird people, that Man family.

Also, on my way home for lunch today, I saw Chicken George walking around in circles, carrying an empty basket. I don't know...

Meet Joyce Gail

Check it out! This is a Cruel Music EXCLUSIVE, or something... I have obtained (through Debra) real, live, actual pictures of the real, live, actual famous person known as Joyce Gail!!!
















I don't know if you can tell it, or not, but she kinda sorta stuffs her bra. Can you notice it?

What Happened?!

What happened to one of my favorite 80's metal bands, Bon Jovi? They're country now!!!

What happened to one of my favorite 90's grunge bands, Silverchair? They're a boy band now!!!

What happened to the bottom of my right foot?! I've got this razor-blade-like cut going right down the middle of it! (Yes, it hurts.)

What happened to my vacation?! I've gotta go back to work tomorrow!!!

Meteor Shower Madness!

Hey, hey! Did you get to see the meteor shower Sunday and Monday? I never did get to see them very often in this part of the country, because it was always raining and/or cloudy and/or something. But there wasn't a cloud in the sky this time! I got to see my fifth meteor shower, and Angel Baby got to see her first one. It was probably the best one I've saw in my life. It was awesome!

Me & My Baby As "Simpsons" Characters

Vacation Begins... NOW!

Vacation Number 2 started today. I got all the grass cut yesterday, so now I have no excuses --- I can be lazy now! Heh heh. No, actually, I'm kinda hoping to get some recording done this week. "It's now or never (Insert Elvis music)." Yeah, if I don't get any recording done this week, it'll probably be next year before I get another chance. Every spare minute I get is going to have to go toward studying after next week. That sucks!

WDN Chatters 907

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
In bed.

2. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Wouldn't you like to know?!

3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Couple weeks ago, or something.

4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes, I am.

5. When was the last time you went out of the state?
I work out of the state, so I do that sort of thing quite often.

7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Sunny Delight. Good stuff!

8. What are you wearing right now?
Work clothes.

9. Have you been in a car wash?
What is this "car wash?"

10. Last food you ate?
Pancake.

11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
A telemarketer, of course.

12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I don't think I've bought any "clothing items" in the last year!

13. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I saw the Puff Muffs take on the Big Cheese last week. It was awesome!

14. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?
Some band.

15. Ever go to camp?
No, but Ernest did that one time, and it was hilarious!

16. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
Grade school. Junior High, maybe. Not High School.

17.What do you KNOW about the future?
I know some other country is going to be attacking us at some point in the future, because people are dumb, and that's just what people do.

18. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Hair.

19. what time is it right now?
11:27, almost time to go to work.

20.Where is your best friend(s) located?
Beside me.

21. Do you have a tan?
Farmer's tan.

22. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
32, since it'd be impossible to do that while I'm still 31.

23. Do you collect anything?
Pepsi cans.

24. What kind of sheets do you have?
Sheets of paper, or sheets on the bed? More specific, please.

25. Do You Like Hot Sauce?
It's one of my favorite inventions of all time.

26. Last time you showered?
Like, 6 months ago.

27. What is your mood?
Happy, happy.

28. What's the last TV show you watched?
Some show about near-death experiences.

"I'M SLOWLY TURNING INTO YOU"~The White Stripes

I'm slowly turning into you
But you don't know this
Tell the truth
You say I'm lying and I never really tell you the truth
But your face is getting older
So put your head on my shoulder
Yeah, put your head on my shoulder

Yesterday it hit me that I do all the little things
That you do
Except the same little things that you do are annoying
They're annoying as hell in fact
It kinda struck a little bell in fact
I like to keep my little shell intact

And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you

Then something else came to mind
That was the mirror
It made everything clearer
That you're more beautiful compelling and stronger
It didn't take much longer
Just for me to realize I love all the little things
And the beauty that they're gonna bring
I dig your little laugh and I'm lovin' your quick wit
I even love it when you're faking it
And it might sound a little strange for me to say to you
But I'm proud to be you

And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you.

Antiseptic Anxiety Returns!

After a nearly 2 year hiatus, Antiseptic Anxiety returned yesterday! We recorded our first album since 2001. "The Threat Is Real!" is a 7-song EP, which features some new crap, as well as the two songs that survived from the 2005 sessions ("Dead Rat" and "I Have To Fart"). The EP is hoped to spark a new bit of life into the band, and tempt them to start recording stuff more often, but, most likely, it will remind everyone how dumb the band is, and cause them to go back into hiding.

Also in the works for Cruel Music:

• A new CD by Junebugg Fewget (featuring singing and everything!).
• Re-masters of such Cruel Music classics as "School Bus Garage" and the S.O.W. tapes.
• A "new" batch of stuff from the vaults (some of which dates back to, like, 1982!)

Car Wreck #4 (Update!)

Oh yeah, I forgot! My dad got a copy of the police report from Tuesday's little accident, today. Turns out the wreck wasn't my fault! Heh heh. And, in case you were wondering, the dumb, old, senile woman will be 80 years old on August 8th. When is "old" too old to be allowed to drive? I crap you not, this old woman didn't have a clue what she was doing that day!

WDN Chatters 906

(As you'll notice, I did some chopping on this one. It was pretty much the same old stuff, but there was a few original questions, so here it is...)

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yeah, is that when they stick toothpicks up your nose, and try to see if you'll sneeze?

23. Have you ever had one?
No, but my great, great, great grandpa did.

24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Richard Dawson.

25. Do you want to go back to high school?
No, but I kinda wanna go back to college just to prove to everyone that I still won't be able to get a job.

26. Who is your arch enemy?
Lex Luther.

27. If you could go back to one time in your life would you change it?
I would like to have been able to avoid meeting evil people. If I could've still ended up with my Denise, even without meeting those evil people, then yeah. No evil people!

28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
No, but I think I ate one at Dairy Queen once.

29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
I'm happy to say, "No, I have not seen that dumb, crappy movie."

30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
What is that?

32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Luke Skywalker.

36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever, as long as it fits.

37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
No, but I paid to have my knee caps interchanged 6 years ago.

38. Do you shave your back?
No, Denise shaves it for me. I can't reach it!

39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
Yeah, those old 70's tapes that me and Roger found in the creek that time were hilarious!

40. Have you ever flashed someone?
I went to Mexico when I was 12, and streaked across the street. Does that count?

41. Who is your best friend?
Denise.

42. How many children do you want to have?
3.

43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-Whatever.

44. Republican or Democrat?
I used to be a truly dedicated Democrat, but now I see that one is as equally dumb, and useless as the other. I'll never vote again.

45. What religion are you?
Christian-like.

46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
That's dumb. Who has time for that?!

47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for?
Pay for what, Dude?! My gas? The electric bill?

48. What scares you?
Ceiling fans. I'm tall.

49. What makes you happy?
Angel Baby.

50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
The same person that's been in my bed for the last year and 3 months... Baby Girl!

Job Interview (Part 1)

So, I've got this job interview tomorrow with the TV company... I'd TOTALLY be like Jim Carrey in "The Cable Guy," if I'd get this job! It's a normal job. 9-5, weekends off. Kinda like my old Real Estate job in 2005, except fun. Sounds good. Only one major problem that I know of... It's, like, 30 minutes away from Chatty. That'd suck to have to drive so much to and from work every day. But, I really, really hate the grocery store, and I think I'll take the job if they'll pay me enough. Anything's better than $200 a week, right? Well... Jobs are few and far between here, so my guess is that it's probably going to be about the same pay as I'm getting now, if not less... Stay tuned...

WDN Chatters 905

1.What is the best way to get over someone?
Climb while they're squatting.

2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
I don't, like, put it on, or anything, like a cross dresser, or whatnot, but I wear Angel Baby's lipstick a lot.

3. Is your AIM away message on?
My aim never was that good. Not even when throwing darts.

4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Worms. That "Man Vs. Wild" Dude says they have a lot of protein in them.

5. What curse word do you use the most?
Frig, or Dag Nab It.

6. Do you own an igelo?
My IronMan watch has that Indiglo light on it. It's neat to mess with the lighning bugs with that thing!

7. Who on your Myspace " top 8 " do you talk to the most?
Mostly just zombies and a couple mummies.

8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Different times every morning. Usually 10. According to when I'm working.

9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Never in my life. I've never even heard of Ebay, actually.

10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
I don't think I've ever worn flip flops in my life, either.

11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Wal-mart... Can't afford the place I work.

12. Do you like to take the picture or be in the picture?
Both.

13. What was the last movie you watched?
The last *GOOD* movie was "The Bridge To Tarabithia."

14. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of 'em do.

15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Nothing really. I'd just keep the money. Quit work, put the money in the bank, and just let it draw interest for the rest of my life.

16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No, I don't think so...

17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. Medication is the Devil!

18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Queens Of The Stone "Era Vulgaris."

19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk, of course.

20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think anyone has *EVER* told me a secret, now that you mention it. Hey, what gives?!

21. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Steve Martin.

22. What did you have for dinner?
Spaghetti.

23. What is your biggest fear right now?
Falling out of this chair.

24. What color is your car?
White.

25. Can you whistle?
I'm not telling the likes of *YOU*. That's personal!

26. What is your favorite Christmas / winter movie?
Probably "The Christmas Story." Isn't that everyone's?

27. Do you make your own jewelry?
No, but I can build a frog with my spit.

28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
No, I'm not that crazy!

29. Who was the last person to call you?
Mum.

30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Any rollercoaster is fine with me. I don't discriminate.

31. What is something you must do everyday?
Bite my inner lip whilst trying to eat. I don't know why, but I do it every time.

32. Last road trip?
Driving to work.

33. What area code are you in right now?
Yeah right, like I'm going to say that on the internet!

34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't?!

35. How big is your local mall?
Big enough to have 4 stores in it.

36. What is your job title?
A Butcher. Like Abulah.

37. What do you miss most?
The ocean.

38. Would you ever sky dive?
Probably. That seems about like something I'd do.

39. What are you allergic to?
Socks.

40. What are your biggest regrets?
Taking the grocery store job after Kmart closed in 2002.

41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
I've never been to Africa.


42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
After I read how stupid this question is.

43. What movies do you know every line to?
Tombstone, Back To The Future, Young Guns.

44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
What does that mean? No, actually pretty much all of my t-shirts are band shirts.

45. What is your favorite candle scent?
Wax? I don't know!

46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
One cool uncle, Terry. One cool aunt, 10. As far as I'm concerned none of the others even exist.

47. When was your last plane ride?
Back in *NEVER.*

48. Do you crack your knuckles
No way, Dude. Do you think I'm retarded or something?

49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Umm... One. Got some you wanna give us?

50. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Dressing is icky.

51. Do you read for fun?
What fun is that?!

52. Can you speak another language apart from English?
Si, hablo espanol.

53. Where is your cell phone?
Up my butt, I guess, because I didn't know I had one.

54. Do you do your own dishes?
No, we have a maid that does that stuff.

55. What color is your bedroom painted?
Green Apple, kinda.

57. Have you ever cried in public?
Probably. Manic disorder makes you cry just about anywhere.

58. Favorite eye color?
Purple.

59. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Neither.

60. Toilet paper: over the front or around the back?
Neither.

61. Left or Right handed?
Neither.

62. What posters do you have in your room?
Lots of movie posters. Umm... 7 movie posters, 1 Spider-Man, 2 Beatles, 2 Nirvana.

63. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, I woke up this morning thinking, "Man, I wish I had my ankles pierced!" I haven't been able to shake that feeling all day.

64. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. Guys shouldn't have to do jack squat. Ever.

65. Can you skip rocks?
Quite well, actually.

66. Do you own a camera phone?
No, but I own a magnet watch with a fresbie attached to it.

67. Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Not in this life.

68. What do you like to snack on at the movie theatre?
The seat in front of me.

69. What messenger programs do you have?
Yahoo.

70. What is the weather like?
80 degrees and kinda cloudy.

71. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
Just getting off work.

72. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
No, because I have my soul mate, and she doesn't have any tattoos.

73. Do you have an online journal?
If you wanna call it that.

74. Did you ever play Capture the Flag in school?
What the crap?!

75. Where is your dream house?
On a beach in Maine, just like in my last life.

76. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Whatever.

77. do you use the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Whatever.

78. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, no I haven't.

79. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I wanna say July 1995, in New York, but I think I did a couple times after that. Who knows?!

80. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Tap water. That has polutants in it, right? Just like alcoholic drinks. So, yeah, tap water.

81. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I would've fondled myself continuously... Oh, no, wait a minute... You were saying something else weren't you? What would my name have been?! Bianca.

82. Do you like your living arrangement?
Yes, it's awesome.

83. Has anyone ever called you spoiled?
I've been called many things in my life, but spoiled is not one of them.

84. What is your mother and father's hometowns?
Here. Duh!

85. Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?
Yes. I went to high school where my mom did, and I went to elementary school where one of my dad's brothers went. Does that count?

86. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At least 7. Usually 8 or 9.

87. How much is gas where you live right now?
I don't know, $7.45? I give up on trying to keep track of it at this point.

88. What was the last thing to scare you?
That night I heard a monster on our deck.

89. Do you own a Playstation?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?

90. What color are your bedsheets?
Cheetah print.

91. What is your favorite "reality competition" program?
What's that supposed to mean?!

92. What album did you buy last?
Umm... White Stripes "Icky Thump."

93. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Like, 12 or something...

94. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I guess. Who knows?!

95. Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
I'm not a very talkative person.

96. Is there carpet, wood or tile in the room you're currently in?
Wood.

97. Were you a " planned " child?
Yeah.

99. What is your dad's name?
Gary Shandling.

100. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
32, I think.

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These...

What's wrong with me?! I've been having dreams about the end of the world for, like, a week now! I kinda ignored it at first, but last night's dream made me take notice. I can't even really remember any of the other dreams now, but last night's was kinda freaky. People were killig each other for fun. Kinda like a game. A competition of some sort. I was in the game. I got disqualified for something. I didn't follow the exact instructions, or something. So, even though I couldn't win the game after being disqualified, people could still hunt and kill me in order to advance to the next level. Survivalism.

WDN Chatters 904

1. Name: Tommy Lee Jones

2. Are you a patient person? The only time I was in the hospital was when I was born.

3. Name 1 thing you have gave up in the past year? I gave up on being lonely and sad.

4. Name something in the past year that's been major in your life? Buying a house for me and Baby Girl to share our lives together in.

5. In the past year have you changed in anyway? I no longer wet the bed, and I stopped eating in my sleep.

6. What did you eat for breakfast? Rocks and grass.

7. What did you have for lunch? A Box.

8. What did you have for dinner? I was too full for dinner... Skipped it.

9. Who have you lost to death in the past 5 years that was close to you? Speedy Gonzales.

10. Do you want to get married? I do.

11. When was the last time you got sick and threw up? Probably, like, 5 years ago. I hardly ever throw up.

12. Do you think your hott? My what?!

13. What's your biggest pet peeve? Rich people... Money... Greed... Druggies... Power Abusers... Same stuff I've always hated, really.

14. Pet names your last ex gave you? Mr. Cookie Pants.

15. Who did you talk to on the phone last? Mom.

16. What did you talk about? My boss's mistress.

17. Are you jealous of anyone right now? I'm jealous of the man who lives in the tree.

18. What's the sweetiest gift you ever bought someone? "Sweetiest?!" Is that even a word?! The sweetest gift was that time I gave Angel Baby a new spider web to hang her shoes on.

19. What's the sweetiest gift you ever received? Angel Baby's heart was the sweetiestest thing ever.

20. When was the last time your phone rang? Hey, we have a phone now! Yeah, we keep forgetting about that. Every time it rings we're like, "What's that noise?!" ...It was about an hour ago, I guess.

21. Told you they love you? That phrase is not a complete question. Answer hazy. Please repeat in the form of a question.

Did I Mention...

Did I mention that the garden we planted in the spring died? It was too cold too late in the year, and everything died, except for the corn... The corn is still alive, but for some dumb reason it's only about 2 feet tall. It should be, like, 8 feet tall by this time of year.

Did I mention that I'm still painting the deck? Yeah, really. No kidding, Dude. See, my boss thinks it's funny to make me work from 12-9 every night, so I don't have time to do CRAP by the time I wake up, and get ready to go to work. When I get a day off, it's usually raining, or we've got other things to do, and I can't paint. When I actually do get a chance to paint, it takes forever. Decks should be re-stained every year... I think I'll get one of those spray-painter-things next year, so it'll be faster.

Did I mention that I hate deer?

Did I mention that old women (or men, too, for that matter) should not be allowed to drive?

Did I mention that I'm getting vacation #2 in 3 weeks?

Did I mention that I finally got new tires for the Mustang today?

Car Wreck #4

I went out with Mom yesterday, shopping for new shoes. I thought it'd be a good idea to take her car, because the Mustang is really, really bad in rain (oh yeah, it looked like it was going to rain). Bad tires, dig? So, we took Mom's car. I drove. We looked around, but couldn't find any shoes that'd fit me (size 14 is kinda hard to come by). So, I was going to just take Mom back home, and then go down to 10's house to take her grocery shopping in the Mustang. That was the plan. What wasn't planned was the part where this dumb, senile, old woman decided to stop right in the middle of the road. I was driving in the right lane, coming down a hill. I saw this car sitting there, in my lane, not moving, with its left turn signal on. I was going 65 miles per hour down this hill, so I reacted by getting over in the left lane to go around this idiot. I knew I wouldn't be able to stop in time, if I stayed in the right lane. So, there I am in the left lane, attempting to pass this woman. What did she do? She got over in the left lane, and was going to make a U-Turn, just as I got over in the left lane. No need to look in your rearview mirror to see if any cars are coming there, Grandma! So, I slammed on the brake, but it was too late. I rear-ended the old bat.

We stood there, and talked to the hag for, like, and hour before the police got there. After a couple minutes, it was obvious that the woman had no idea what happened. "I was turning off to go to the bank, and you just came out of nowhere, and hit me." One: there was no bank nowhere around! Two: get in the left deceleration lane if you're going to make a left turn! Don't make a left turn while you're in the right lane! We were going South. She was making a U-Turn to go North in the right friggin' lane!!!

So, yeah, the woman didn't know what she was doing. She was planning on telling the cops her side of the story, and she didn't even know what her story was. I was starting to worry. I'd always heard that it's your fault if you rear-end a car. But, I knew the wreck wasn't my fault, because this woman was an idiot! Cue the eye-witness. Yes, it was awesome. Just as the cops were sitting in their car taking all of our information, an eye witness showed up. I talked to her for a couple minutes. She said that the senile woman almost caused her to wreck right before I came over the hill. She saw the senile woman cut over in the left lane, and saw me hit her. So, I told her to go tell the cops what she saw, because "That crazy old woman don't know what she's talking about." So, she talked to the cops. The deputy got me over to the side, and, basically, told me not to worry about it, because the eye witness told him everything.

It's cool that everyone is okay, and no one was hurt. It sucks that I screwed up my mom's bumper, but I'm guessing that the insurance will take care of everything. The old woman's back bumper just got a little scratch. That didn't make a lot of sense. Mom's Cavalier has a loose headlight, and the bumper is scratched, and kinda lop-sided... "Oh well, oh well, oh well."

"The Patient"

~Tool

A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.

But I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith
And I'm still right here.

Wait it out,
Gonna wait it out,
Be patient (wait it out).

If there were no reward to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.

If there were no desire to heal
A damaged and broken man along
This tedious path I've chosen here
I certainly would've walked away by now.

And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.

Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

And if there were no rewards to (reap / heal),
(No / A) loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may.

Gonna wait it out.

EVIL OZZY

Ozzy sits like this all the time.
We don't know why.
It's funny.

Catching Up

I've not been blogging any news lately. I don't know why. I've just not, okay? So, here's some of the stuff I've not been blogging about, but should have...

POISON IVY SUCKS!!!!!!! I got into some poison ivy while cutting 10's grass, last week. It started on my belly, and now it's everywhere. Yes, EVERYWHERE!!! I've never had poison ivy this bad in my life. It's bad, man!

New Music You Should Buy:

• Nine Inch Nails "Year Zero"


• Paul McCartney "Memory Almost Full"


• The White Stripes "Icky Thump"


• Queens Of The Stone Age "Era Vulgaris"


• Velvet Revolver "Libertad"

Movies You Should See:

• "1408"


• "Pirates Of The Carribbean 3"


• "Die Hard 4"


• "Spider-Man 3"

New Cruel Music stuff is happening!!! I repeat, a new Cruel Music CD will be completed very soon!

And, lastly, Jonathan is growing like a pig. Here's a new picture of him:

WDN Chatters 903

1) Is there someone on your mind??
She's always on my mind, man, she's my soul-mate!

2) What is your beverage of choice?
Pepsi, water, green tea, Sunny Delight, chocolate milk, and, umm, that's all, I guess...

4) When was your last kiss?
A couple minutes ago.

10) Do you believe in soulmates?
Yep, got mine in December 2005. Hope you get yours soon. It's a good feeling.

14) Do you like to dance?
Not in public. Just when I'm trying to make Angel Baby laugh.

20) Do you like the surveys?
They're good to have around whenever ya just can't seem to think of anything to blog about.

Good Forward From Terry

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean." Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?" "No," says Monica. "Mustard."

WDN Chatters 902

1. Start Time -
2:47pm, on a sunny Sunday, in mid-June.

******HAVE YOU EVER*****

17. Cut your own hair?
Usually about once a month, every month, since I was about 18. So, yes.

18. Did you do something in the past month that you will regret?
Okay, so what you're saying is, "Have you ever did you do something in the past month that you will regret?"?! Umm... Poor grammar aside, no I haven't...

20. Skipped school?
Nope, don't believe so.

21. Made out with just a friend?
Yeah, and wasn't that just delightful! **Insert Sarcasm Here**

24. Punched someone?
Yeah... Sorry, Debra... I was dumb back then...

25. Cheated on a test?
Yeah, quite a few times in college. Never got caught!

27. Broken into someone's house?
Well... I've never told anyone this before, but yeah... This one time, back in 1998, I broke into my rich uncle's house, and took all of his money, and his TV, and his VCR... This was right before DVD players came out, mind you, so I thought the VCR would be a good idea. Then, like, 6 months later DVD players were invented, so I bought one of those of the money that I stole. That's why I don't have any of that money left, today, because when DVD players first came out they were really expensive. Remember that crap? I stole $80,000 out of my rich uncle's shoe box (the one under his bed), and ended up spending every dime of it on that DVD player! Boy, had I known then what I know now... Who would've guessed DVD players would go down to 30 bucks?! Man... That sucks... And, to top it all, that first DVD player that I bought wasn't even a good one! It only lasted for about a year, and then I had to buy another one!

28. Been rejected?
Countless times. Have you ever read this blog, man? I used to CONSTANTLY cry about that kind of stuff in the blog!

29. Been to a funeral?
2 or 3... They're not my thing. I'd rather remember them in life, and not what their dead corpses looked like in the coffin, because bodies are only a shell, anyway, so what's the point?

30. Used a lighter?
Used it for what? Like, as a weapon, you mean? No.

31. Been on stage?
Yeah, but not on a performing level... I was just there to accept some cheesey awards in high school. I used to be in church plays all the time when I was little, but I wasn't particularly all that talented back then.

*****FAVORITE*****

44. Park
Central Park in NYC is awesome... Don't really have any good ones here... Umm... The one down by the floodwall?

46. Place
It's a tie! Philadelphia and Myrtle Beach.

52. Disney Movie
Pirates of the Carribbean 1 & 3... 2 was kinda dumb.

54. Name for a son
Skeeter.

55. Name for a daughter
Elisabeth and Izabella.

******DO YOU PREFER*****

60. Scary movies or comedies?
Scary, please.

******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

63. Train:
Set

64. Mexico:
Yellow water

65. School:
Molestation

66. Shoe:
Blister

67. Cows:
Mooo Hooo Whooo

68. Canada:
Ey?

69. Camera:
Naughty poses

70. Hand:
Hips

*****THE PAST 3 DAYS, HAVE YOU*****

71. Talked on the phone?
I haven't talked on a phone for, like, 6 months.

72. Watched a movie?
I've watched 14,000 movies in the last 3 days.

73. Cried?
No

79. Looked in the mirror?
I haven't looked in a mirror for about 6 months, either.

80. Taken a shower?
6 months.

81. Taken a picture?
No

82. Listened to music?
Every second of every day.

83. Told someone you love them?
Every second of every day.

(What, no “finish time” question? I mean, why ask for a start time if you’re not the least bit curious about the finish time!)

"HAIL, HAIL"

~Pearl Jam

Ah, is there room for both of us
Both of us apart
Are we bound out of obligation
Is that all we've got?

I get the words and then I get to thinkin'
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
How do I feel?
How do I?

If you're the only one will I never be enough, yeah
Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

Oh, how I'd love ya till the day I die... and beyond
Are we goin' to the same place?
If so can I come?
It's egg rollin' , thick and heavy
All, the past we carry
Oh, I could be new
You under-estimate me

If you're the only one will I never be enough, yeah
Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

I sometimes realize...I could only be as good as you'll let me
Are you woman enough to be my man?
Bandaged hand in hand.

Black lining,
On the run, in a race that can't be won, yeah

Oh, Hail, Hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love, yeah

If you're my only one
So good, you, only one
I want to be your one
Enough, you won, your one, your one

WDN Chatters 901

1. How old will you be in 12 months?
73... 12 months is a long time from now, man!

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
I do.

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
I don't know, going back to college?! Not that I'm looking forward to it, but it'll be something different, I suppose.

4. Who was the last person to call you?
No one has called me since December, because I don't have a friggin' phone!

5. Who was the last person to text you?
I'm happy to say that I've never been "texted" in my life. I'm a virgin.

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
Neither.

8. What were you doing at 12am last night??
Rockin.'

9. Parents separated/divorced/married?
I guess.

10. When is the last time you saw your dad?
Last night. But, the last time I actually said anything to him was when I was 7.

11. What happened at 11:00 p.m. last night?
We were getting ready to rock at 12.

12. How many houses have you lived in?
5

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
3

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Nude

15. Are you a social person?
Yeah, if people are social with me, I'll social back with them.

16. What was the last thing you ate?
Reeses Pieces.

17. Favorite ice cream?
Oreo.

18. What is your favorite dessert?
Black Forrest Cake.

19. What is your favorite movie?
Tombstone.

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape.

21. Do you like coffee?
Not really, but I'll drink it if I have to.

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Used to drink about 27 cups a day, until I realized that city water is kinda bad for you.

23. What do you drink in the morning?
Juice, or chocolate milk, or pop, or whatever's there to drink.

24. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
Sometimes, but they're kinda over-priced.

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Whatever.

26.Can you do Sudokus?
I've never heard of it. Is that some kind of new drug, or something?

27. Do you like to cuddle?
Sure.

28. Any plans for today?
Already did most of 'em. I cut the grass, and painted. I plan to sleep later.

9. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I refuse to eat. Not home, not out, not anywhere.

32. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Of course not!

33. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
No.

34. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean all the way!!!

35. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Whatever's there.

36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
No. What's the point? They're almost obsolete now.

37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Music

38. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Stuff Baby Girl gave me.

40. Can you roll your tongue?
Where would I roll it to if I could?!

41. Who is the loudest person you know?
Santa.

42. How many pillows do you sleep with?
78.

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Kinda greenish.

47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Yeah, the water bill is high enough as it is!

48. Do you wish someone was with you right now?
She is with me right now, Silly Rabbit!

WDN Chatters 822

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
No one else in the world was born on November 25th. I know these things. I've asked everyone!

3. Favorite fruit?
Fruit is kinda lame... If I had to choose I'd say apples, but I'm not that big on them. I haven't ate one in, like 3 years.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
What difference does it make?

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Pollen, cat pee, poison ivy, dust, and something else...

6. Are you bisexual?
No

7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
No, have you?

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
Ummm... Put me on the spot, why don't ya?! WV, KY, OH, VA, NC, SC, TN, GA, FL, PA, MD, DE, NJ, and NY. 14, Regis! That's my final answer!

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Two. WV & KY.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
No

14. What is your dream car?
I have my dream car. Mustang.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Nantucket.

16. Are you bipolar?
Yes.

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes... But, we'll not talk about that.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
yes

23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Not yet.

24. Have you ever white water rafted?
Not yet.

25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
yes. Heh. 9th grade Algebra teacher.

26. Are you racist?
no

27. What song are you listening to right now?
Jimi Hendrix "Hey Joe."

28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Umm... I was rockin' out to Nine Inch Nails' "Get Down Make Love," earlier. Heavy! So, I'll say that.

29. What was the last movie you watched?
"The Hitcher." The 2007 re-make.

30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Work.

31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Unless water balloons can do serious damage, then, no...

32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Sister. I was dumb back then.

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Nothing.

34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Angel Baby's heart.

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I usually "Don't go there, Girlfriend.!"

36. Say something totally random about yourself:
Something totally random about yourself.

37. Do you have an iPod?
no

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Shut up with your stupid "Dwight Yokam jokes" already!!!

43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
Hablo espano muy mal.

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo
No. Why would I want to do something that stupid?!

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Uncle "March."

51. Have you ever surfed?
Not yet.

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The parot.

66. Who do you live with?
my soulmate

67. Last thing you watched on TV?
"A Haunting." Cool show! Check it out! Thursday nights, 9pm, Discovery Channel.

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1. Who were you with last night?
My Soulmate.

2. What woke you up this morning?
Had to pee.

3. Where are you?
Bedroom.

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Of course.

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Both.

6. When was the last time you cried?
When Tommy got eaten by dogs.

7. Ever thrown up in public?
When I was little I got sick at an amusement park, and puked.

8. Passed out because of alcohol?
No, because I'm not stupid enough to drink.

9. Who's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Baby Girl.

10. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Probably not, because I wouldn't be around anyone with a gun.

11. Where would you like to live?
Here.

12. ???? WTF ????
Huh?!

18. Whats sexier than an elf princesses sword?
An elf princess sword smothered in taco cheese.

20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
I ran into a garbage can at work, the other day.

21. Do you listen to music every day?
Yes, I do. Nirvana. Every single day since April 9th, 1994.

22. What was the last thing you ate?
Does gum count?

24. About how many people have you liked?
You mean, like, when I was a shy, little chicken, monkey-boy, who'd never ask a girl out? Umm... 29?

26. How many people have you loved?
Uno.

27. Whats your favorite type of soda?
Pepsi.

29. Have you ever won an award?
Many times in school, but those are all make-believe, I guess... I mean, they don't really mean anything... In the real world, I mean. Like, what difference does it make that I won the Art Award? A citizenship / scholarship? Perfect Attendence? The Dean's List?

30. What do you want to do right now?
Rock.

35. When were you the saddest in your whole life?
2005... From "Rockin'" to Rock Bottom! Hey, neat!

36. Do you use Ebay to buy or sell?
Buy, mostly.

38. What makes you mad?
Rich people.

39. Have you ever had a song written about you?
No.

40. What song makes you cry?
Pearl Jam's "Black." The Beatles' "Across The Universe." Nirvana's "Sappy." and "You Know You're Right."

41. What song makes you happy?
Motley Crue's "Without You."

42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
That's too dirty to say in public!

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(This survey got kinda repetitive with older ones, so I did some chopping along the way...)

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
First, I'd tell him he's crazy because I'm a dude. Then, if he'd insist, like, "No, sir, seriously, you're pregnant." I'd say, "Oh, okay," and then I'd be really happy, and excited, because I'd be the first dude in the world to have a baby.

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
Well, they wouldn't be my friends if I didn't trust them! Pfft! God!

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
It'd be hard. Baby Girl did it for me. Her heart is the best gift I've ever had.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Shut up!

5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship:
Wetting the bed and eating my cookies (I'd say, "Get your own, Woman!")

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I don't know, man... My friends are boneheads.

7. When was the last time you snuck out?
8th grade. Got caught. Never did it again.

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Used to be, until I did it, and then I thought, "Well, okay, it's not so bad, is it?"

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Every 5 seconds Angel Baby pops into my mind.

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
What are you talkin' about? That just sounds gay, man!

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
The 8th of Never.

14. Fill in the blank. I like ________.
My ears.

15. What are your goals in life?
Live to see tomorrow.

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding?
Quiet with as few people as possible.

18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
"Uhhhh."

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
I wouldn't be in a coma for an extended period of time, because I'd rather die than to be a vegetable.

20. How many kids do you want to have?
3

21. Would you make a good parent?
I've raised 4,892 cats. I can't see kids being much different.

22. Where was your default pic taken?
My huh?!

23. What is your middle name?
Patrick Swayze.

27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now??
Sleep.

28. Are you musical?
Yeah, sure, whatever...

29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
2005. Period.

30. Shoe size:
I'm engaged. That's kinda personal, don't ya think?

31. What are you wearing right now?
Do you really want to know? Heh heh. My skimpies... Hey, I'm getting ready to go to bed! Sue me!

33. Can you make a dollar in change right now:
Not at this exact minute. What would I do, pull some nickles outta my bum, or something?!

34. Best place to go for a date:
Bed.

40. Have you had the chicken pox?:
First grade. Not a pleasant experience for a 5-year-old.

42. Have you had plastic surgery?:
Yes. I had to get my left "pointer" finger extended.

43. Who knows you the best?
Baby Girl

45. Do you get along with your family?
Just Mom. That's all.

46. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Every night! Ozzy just can't get it through his head that he's not allowed in our room when we're sleeping.

47. Been to Mexico?:
Not yet.

49. Did you buy something today?
Roses.

54. Did you have sex today?
A few times, actually.

55. Last person to sleep in your bed?
That would be me and Angel Baby, of course!

56. Last person to see you cry?
Angel Baby. It's been, like, a year, I guess... I don't cry anymore.

58. What was the last TV show you watched?:
This Phoenix animal rescues show.

60. What are your plans for the weekend?:
Working. What else?! That's all I ever do!

Planet #2

We've kinda just been fascinated with the moon, lately, and not really been looking for anything else through the telescope... Until tonight! Tonight we found Jupiter! I even saw 3 of its 49 moons. It looked a little like this in our telescope:

We still haven't been able to find Mars or Venus in the telescope... We're new at this, you know? Is it even the right time of year to be able to view Venus? I don't know! Is it possible to see Neptune and Uranus through a telescope? I just don't know, man!!!

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1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
i'm happy to say that i've never shaved my legs in my life.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
waking up, and getting ready to go to work.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
peeing.

4. What are you wearing right now?
not much of anything.

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
kinda mad at my cousin, because he's had everything in his life handed to him on a silver plater, and he's never actually had to do crap to get anything.

6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
denise and mom.

7. Last time you had sex?
like, 8:06 this morning.

9. Last thing received in the mail?
"High Spirits" DVD.

10. Do you have any famous relatives?
no, but i have rich, stuck up relatives, who are famous in their own minds.

11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
not yet.

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
not that i know of...

13. How is your hair?
about mid-way of my back now, very thin, and very itchy.

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
ummm.... a cup of juice, a can of pop at break time, a can of pop at lunch time, and a cup of kool-aid at mom's house.

15. What have you eaten today?
pancake, pizza, and hungry man chicken dinner (ick...).

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
always... among other things... usually stuff that no one would understand but me, like, "Dave loves John," "Hi Santa," or "Snakes is pretty."

21. Do you like the ocean?
it's my home away from home. it's one of my most favoritest things about life.

22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
no, but sometimes they just won't leave ya alone, and keep coming back like mosquitoes, or something.

23. What are you excited about?
finally having my soul mate, and not having to worry myself sick thinking, "why, God, why can't i have love?! why?!"

24. What did you do last night?
i don't know!

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope.

26. Where do you keep your money?
under a rock in the yard.

27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
of course. i'm sure the neighbors remember it, too.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
neither

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
who knows?

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1. Have you ever seen a penis?
No. No, i haven't.

2. Do you like watching musicals?
no. no, i don't.

3. What type of bed do you have?
a broken down queen size

4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
that would be my Denise.

5. Name 4 items in front of you?
like, my immediate "front?" I mean, the TV is kinda off to the side. I can see it in the corner of my eye. Does that count? Man, I don't know, this question is too hard! Pass.

6. Do you like spiders?
i don't hate them, if that's what you mean. i just think they should find better places to build their webs, instead of right in the line of my face.

7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
what?!

8. Is there a mirror in your room?
little pocket mirrors. nothing major.

9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
you mean, like, for a show? like, "hey, check out my flabby body!" no. i usually don't try to make people puke.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah, i do.

11. What colour top are you wearing?
black with a big, huge "pirates of the carribean" logo on it.

12. Do you love music?
who doesn't?!

13. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
i've yet to have my first alcoholic drink... what's the point?!

14. What is your favourite part of yourself?
i kinda like the way my right pinky toenail splits in half. i'm really glad my uncles talked me into cutting that toenail off that time when i was 2. had i not done that, i'd have a normal toenail right now.

15. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
i don't have one of these, how you say, "phones."

16. Are your parents racist?
no, but what about me? this survey is about me, right? i'm not, by the way.

17. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought we already covered this topic! i don't drink, you big stupid!

18. How many pets do you have?
2, i think... where's tommy?!

19. Do you think babies are cute?
of course

20. Whats your favorite food?
pudding

22. Do you cry often?
not anymore

23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
new socks, and then a digital camera like Debra's

24. Do you want to get married?
soon

25. Ever painted your nails black?
no, have you?

26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
i'm with who i really want to be with right now, my angel baby.

27. Have you had alchohol today?
okay, you're some kind of freak or something!

28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
weekend at bernie's

30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
not really

31. Who always makes you smile?
angel baby

32. Is the light on or off?
off

33. Can you touch the ceiling?
not with my feet.

34. Do you like South Park?
awesome show.

35. What is the first word that you think of?
love

36. Ever worn a skirt?
yeah for our old videos

37. Does smoking disgust you?
yes

38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
no

39. Where are you right now?
bedroom

40. Do you like your legs?
no, they always hurt!

41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row?
are you a zombie, or something?

42. Are you tired?
not really

43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
not really

44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
that would make a lot of people sick.

46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
if it's a really good song i'd probably be dumb enough to do that

47. How would you like to die?
i'd like to be eaten by polar bears

48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
met my soul mate there

49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
some of 'em

50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
eat some more pudding.

** MISSING **

Tommy is missing! He came in with a ground mole, Thursday night. He was playing with his catch, and having a good time. He was happy. I put him in the garage for the night, as I've been doing for about a month now (he's been getting his butt kicked by the mean, old tom cat across the road from us, so I've been putting him in the garage at night to protect him). I let him out of the garage, Friday morning, before I went to work (like always). He was happy. He played with his ground mole for a while (I left it on the porch for him). Then, I came in, and got ready for work. That was the last time we saw him! He was happy. He wasn't sick, or anything. So, I've concluded two possibilities:

1. The little girl next door kidnapped him.
2. A dog killed him.

So, yeah, we've lost our Tommy! He's nowhere to be found! If you see him around anywhere could you bring him home to us, please? We miss him!!!

Dumb Email (Part 1)

Been having some problems with the printer ever since I installed Windows Vista (as previously noted). Lexmark, my printer's people, has added new drivers on their website to, supposedly, fix the problems I've been having. Only thing is, the drivers won't install. So, I wrote to Lexmark, the other night, hoping they'd fix the problem with the problem-fixing software. I got an interesting response... Here it is:

Thanks for our electronic support to assist you with this issue. Since our website is under maintenance and being upgraded as this being the reason you are encountering errors. If you were having any more questions or concerns, please contact me at your time and I will be happy to assist you. (If I am not available, another representative will reply to you as soon as possible.) To respond, please select "Reply" in your e-mail software, and be sure that the past e-mail is included in this reply. [AOL Users: In order to include the previous e-mail, you must highlight it with your mouse when you are replying.] If you needed to reply, please be sure to include in your message all information from prior e-mail messages & replies. If your e-mail client automatically deletes prior e-mail thread information, it will cause a delay while we look up your support history. If this is the case you may want to save the old e-mails as attachments and attach them to the current e-mail.
Sincerely,
Anoop
Lexmark eSupport Team

I'm guessing "Anoop" is not very good with English... He seems to know a lot about email programs, though. He gave me some wonderful tips on how to reply to messages! Thanks, Anoopy!

Back To School?!

I think I might have, kinda, maybe, let my mom talk me into something weird, yesterday. I'm not sure, but I might be going back to college in August. I get a sickening feeling just thinking about it! Mom was saying, "You need to go back to college, and then you'll find a good job." Makes sense, I guess. Not a lot of places are hiring people with Associates' degrees. Maybe I'll have better luck when I get my Bachelor's degree. So, I went to my old "stomping grounds," yesterday, after the conversation... I went to Marshall University, and asked the powers-that-be about going back to college, in person. The power lady said, "You only need two more classes to graduate!" I thought it was three more, but since she said it's only two she got my attention. Maybe I just might go back to college this fall... Maybe...

George Bush Gallery (Part 2)