Wednesday, October 18, 2006

WDN Chatters 811

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
Taken

2) Are you happy with where you are?
No thanks

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
What?! Doesn't everyone? I mean, you find the right person, and you know, right?

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I've had my heart ripped out by the roots, and stepped on, and grinded into the dirt a few times, but it was for the better, ya know? You have to weed out the evil people in order to find your soulmate.

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
On your homework? Definitely. Take every advantage you can get, man!

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Like, if they turned their work in with my name on it, then, no, I'd never talk to them again, because they'd get me suspended, or something.

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
With my soulmate, yes, but not anyone else, if that's what you mean.

8) Do you want children?
Three.

9) How many?
Yes.

10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure. Whatever floats your boat.

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
It wouldn't matter, because I'd tell her she's too late, because I have my soulmate, thank you.

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
I don't get off on it, if that's what you mean.

13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
I'm not dating, and I'm not a player, or any of that crap.

14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Of course.

15) Are you romantic?
When I can afford to be.

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
I wouldn't want to. I know some people who are really into that, but not me. "Take me for who I am, or don't take me anywhere," or something like that...

17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object where would it be?
Hawaii, but since I'll never see another ocean again, the courthouse will have to do.

18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Yes, I have feelings of hate for my landlord, and my boss, and anyone else who is abusing their power in this world.

19) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you couldn't?
Who are you? Hitler, or something?!

20) Have you ever broken a heart?
Probably, but I don't care, because I have my soulmate. Screw everyone else!

21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
If it came down to it, yeah.

22)What would you say about your last ex?
She's evil. She sculpted, and manipulated me for 11 years, and tried to make me someone I'm not, just so she could watch me squirm.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

WDN Chatters 810

1. How Many People have Viewed your Profile??: 13

A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW:: 606
B- BIRTHDAY::11-25-75
C- CURRENT CRUSH:: my soulmate, my Denise
D- FAVORITE N0N ACH. DRINK:: Ach? Achy Breaky Heart?
E- EATING CURRENTLY:: I'm good, but I can't eat, talk on the phone, and type all at the same time.
F- FAVORITE FOOD:: It's a tie betweenn Chinese, Mexican, and American... I like all food. I don't discriminate.
G- GO TO FOR ADVICE:: Mom, I guess... I don't think I've ever asked for advice.
H- CURRENT HATRED:: The usual... Landlord, Boss, Monkeys...
I- I THINK ABOUT:: My baby girl constantly, and how happy she makes me.
J- CURRENT JOB:: Let's not discuss work on my day off, mmkay?
K- ANY KIDS:: 3 (soon)
L- I LOVE:: Angel Baby.
M- FAVORITE MOVIE:: Tombstone.
N- YOUR PHONE NUMBER:: 304-235-5050
O- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS:: El Blizzardo Loco
P- FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: Dirt
Q- A LITTLE QUIRK ABOUT YOURSELF:: I'm an undercover shop-lifter in drag.
R- LAST ROAD TRIP:: Medway, OH in May. Heh heh.
S- DO YOU SMOKE:: I used to burn pancakes pretty often, but I'm getting better at it.
T- FAVORITE TV SHOW:: X-Files
U- COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR:: White
V- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS:: Back in... NEVER!
W- LAST CALL RECEIVED ON CELL PHONE:: I have no cell phone.
X- X-RAYS TAKEN:: My computer. It was really sick.
Y- YOUR SCREENNAME:: Your
Z- ZODIAC SIGN:: Figure it out, punk!

_____Favorite_____
1. Gum:: Extra Wintergreen.
2. Restaurant:: Golden Corale
3. Drink:: Water / Pepsi
4. Season:: Whatever
5. Type of weather:: Whatever
8. Late-night activity:: Watching the tele while holding my baby.
9. Sport:: Thumb Wrestling.
10. Movie: I already told you about that.
11. Store:: Anything associated with music... Be it CDs or instruments... Music is fun.

_______When was the last time you_______
12. Cried:: December 4, 1962.
13. Played a sport:: December 3, 1962. That's why I cried all day the next day.
14. Laughed:: I'm laughing right this minute.
15. Kissed someone:: I'm kissing someone right this minute.
16. Felt depressed:: 27 hours ago.
17. Felt overworked:: That one day when those things were there.
18. Faked sick:: Socks.

___What was the last_______
19. Word(s) you said:: "One time '10' had a Nintendo on the layaway, and she was going to pick it up the next day. I called my mom from school, and acted like I was sick so I could play the Nintendo, but she knew what I was up to, and hid it from me, and wouldn't let me play it until, like, the next night, or something... She said, 'If you're sick, you won't feel like playing Nintendo, so I'd better put it up so you won't want to play it.'"
20. Thing you ate:: Candy Corns
21. Song you listened to:: The theme from "Monday Night Raw."
22. Last thing you drank: Waters
23. Place you went to:: Mom's
24. Movie you saw:: "Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter."
25. Movie you rented:: "Click."

_______Who was the last person you_______
26. Hugged::my soulmate
27. Cried over:: Mom... She got kinda pissed because I was getting tears all over her, though...
28. Instant messaged:: Probably Denise, back in April... I don't do that sort of thing very often, see?
29. Danced with:: Denise.
30. Shared a secret with:: Denise. I told her that there are aliens hiding in our closet.
31. Fought with: Ozzy. He wouldn't stop biting me. Demon child!
32. Went to a movie with: Mom.
33. Saw:: Bigfoot.
34. Were angry with: I was pretty mad at my boss yesterday. Felt like I was gonna explode, or something... Then, today I got angry about lady bugs, and I started to sneeze, and puke on them.

Friday, October 13, 2006

WDN Chatters 809

had sex with someone on your top 8/16/24?
Not when I had a top 8/16/24... But, someone who used to be on there ended up being my soulmate, so yeah, I guess...

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Probably. That sounds about like me.

ever told a lie?
What is this "lie" you speak of?

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Of course.

Been arrested?
Nah.

Kissed a picture?
Maybe when I was, like, 4, or something...

Slept in until 5 PM?
Yeah, when I worked third shift.

Fallen asleep at school?
I can't remember that far back.

Held a snake?
Yeah.

Ran a red light?
No.

Been suspended from school?
No


Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
No

Been fired from a job?
No

Sang karaoke?
Yeah, back in the "good old days" with the boys.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I guess.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No, but I've cried so hard that milk has squirted out of my ears.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Who hasn't?!

like oral sex?
Who doesn't?

give oral sex to someone u just met?
No.

Kissed in the rain?
Yeah.

Sang in the shower?
Yes, in my younger days.

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No, I would never participate in such foolishness!

Sat on a roof top?
Mm Hm, yeah.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Not pushed, but I've jumped into a pool on my own free will, with my clothes on. It was cold, too.

Broken a bone?
Nope.

Shaved your head?
No. Do you think I'm stupid, or something?!

Slept naked?
Just about every night. Does that turn you on?

Played a prank on someone?
Yeah, like, every day.

Had a gym membership?
Did what?!

Felt like killing someone?
I killed 47 mean back in 'nam.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Of course not, you silly rabbit!

Cried over someone you were in love with?
I've only been in love once, and I haven't cried about it, so, no...

Had sex more than 4 times in one day?
Probably. Who knows?!

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Not that I know of.

Subscribed to Maxim?
Yeah, I was dumb.

Shot a gun?
One time. It wasn't fun.

Tripped on mushrooms?
I've never seen a mushroom that tall.

Donated Blood?
Yes, quite a bit, actually.

Video taped yourself having sex?
Not yet, but we could eventually... Sell 'em on the internet, and be just like Tommy Lee.

Eaten cheesecake?
Yes. It was horrible.

Still Love Someone You Shouldn't
No

Have a tattoo?
NO.

!post this as the survey
No.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

(Me back in January, another lifetime ago...)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Sunday Ramblings

Hey, it's neat how the gas prices are coming down, huh? This guy was chit-chatting with me at the pump today, "It's about time we get a break at the pumps, ain't it, Buddy?" Yeah... Whatever... Isn't it a coincidence that gas prices would be falling this close to election time? And they say they can't control the gas prices! Mark my words: Gas will be back at $3 a gallon by New Year's Eve. Maybe even $4... I hate the government! I hate all their little vairous conspiracies, and such...

Ever heard of this guy, Robert Mirabal? My baby girl turned me on to him a couple months ago. Good Native American rock music! I dig it, man!

Had to pay rent again today. Can't remember if I mentioned it, or not, but I've been kinda dealing with the Housing Authority, lately. They help low-income folks buy houses. They're slower than Christmas! They've been, supposedly, looking at this one house for us for the last 3 weeks, but they're not giving us any news. They keep saying, "We'll let ya know something next week," but next week never seems to come! Kinda tempted to go back to the bank, because we really really like this house, man (it's a different house in Chatty... Not the one we were trying for before, or the other one, or that one, but it's different...). We could get the place for $200 a month with the Housing Authority, which would include insurance, and stuff... Or we could go to the bank, and pay $400 a month, plus another $100, or so, for insurance... $200 vs. $500? Hmmm... Oh yeah, and the bank would want this nifty little $5,800 down-payment, too.... And, we kinda don't have that kind of money... Or $500 a month, for that matter... Which is why we're trying the Housing Authority in the first place... Golly, they're slow! They give us 4 months to find a place, and they've wasted almost 1 month on this one place! Do you know anyone who works for the Housing Authority? If so, ask them what the deal is! Why are they so slow, man?!

On the bright side, my depression hasn't been so bad about these money things as it was before, so that's neat... Gives me more time to think about how much I hate the landlord, and greed, and the government, and winter, etc...