1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
Taken
2) Are you happy with where you are?
No thanks
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
What?! Doesn't everyone? I mean, you find the right person, and you know, right?
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I've had my heart ripped out by the roots, and stepped on, and grinded into the dirt a few times, but it was for the better, ya know? You have to weed out the evil people in order to find your soulmate.
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
On your homework? Definitely. Take every advantage you can get, man!
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Like, if they turned their work in with my name on it, then, no, I'd never talk to them again, because they'd get me suspended, or something.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
With my soulmate, yes, but not anyone else, if that's what you mean.
8) Do you want children?
Three.
9) How many?
Yes.
10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure. Whatever floats your boat.
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
It wouldn't matter, because I'd tell her she's too late, because I have my soulmate, thank you.
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
I don't get off on it, if that's what you mean.
13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
I'm not dating, and I'm not a player, or any of that crap.
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Of course.
15) Are you romantic?
When I can afford to be.
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
I wouldn't want to. I know some people who are really into that, but not me. "Take me for who I am, or don't take me anywhere," or something like that...
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object where would it be?
Hawaii, but since I'll never see another ocean again, the courthouse will have to do.
18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Yes, I have feelings of hate for my landlord, and my boss, and anyone else who is abusing their power in this world.
19) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you couldn't?
Who are you? Hitler, or something?!
20) Have you ever broken a heart?
Probably, but I don't care, because I have my soulmate. Screw everyone else!
21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
If it came down to it, yeah.
22)What would you say about your last ex?
She's evil. She sculpted, and manipulated me for 11 years, and tried to make me someone I'm not, just so she could watch me squirm.
