Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Complaints

Why is it that nothing seems to work out for me?! Examples: #1 I STILL can't update my website... http://geocities.com/trumpy303 Cruel Music, ya know? Stupid java thing still won't work! #2 Geocities won't help me figure out why my java thing won't work! They have this FAQ page, designed to help folks out with their problems. They have a list of problems and solutions. Then, at the bottom, it says something like, "If you've tried all of these steps, and you're still having problems, email us." So, I emailed them. I told them that my java thing is dead. What did they do? They replied by sending me a (automated, by the way) copy of their FAQ page! "Gee, I already tried that crap, you freaks! I need help, see?!" At the bottom of this email, it said, "If you're still having problems, reply to this email, and we will do everything we can to help you." Yeah, whatever... #3 I bought that new car, remember? My Mustang... Well, it's already been bumped by shopping carts and car doors, making the driver's side of the car look like it's been used for some sort of Taliban target practice course, or something. And, I've not even had it for 2 weeks yet!!! #4 My Mustang is fun to look at, and all, but it only gets, like, 10 miles per gallon on gas. And, since gas is, what, $2.95 a gallon now, that's a little expensive! #5 I bought that VHS to DVD converter thing, hoping to transfer all my old videos to DVD. Well, it didn't even work! You could only record an hour and twelve minutes of video to a DVD. Not many movies last an hour! So, I took it back, and got a refund! Now, I'm working on some alternative tricks to convert my VHS tapes to DVD... And, since nothing seems to work out for me, it's not very likely that this is going to work, either! I blame Bush, and Republicans in general...