Oh Well... At Least I Tried

As previously reported, I registered with Yahoo Personals. I should've known better than that! There's no one there who lives close enough to me to even consider dating. Yeah, there were a few people there from Williamson (most of my "matches" were from Pikeville, and that's too far away). I wrote to every one of them, and NOT ONE of them replied! There's $20 wisely spent!