I just heard some disturbing news. Turns out that my picture is on the Internet! My source says that, apparently, "a friend" was the one who posted my picture like that, for the whole world to see. Man, how humiliating! It even tells where I work, and everything! Gawd, I feel so violated! I wonder what kind of website that could possibly be?! Blogger.com? MySpace.com? Or, heaven's to Betsy, CruelMusic? What's this world coming to?!