Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False.
Best
1. Male friend: J.R.M.
2. Female friend: My soulmate, my Denise
3. Vacation: Closets
Worst
1. Time of day: 1:17p.m.
2. Day of the Week: Yesterday
3. Food: Those bacon / cheddar cheese chicken nuggets that "10" bought for us last month.
4. Memory: That day that I fell, and forgot how to pee.
Last
1. Person you saw: Besides Baby Girl, that dude who changed the oil in my car.
2. Talked to on the phone: Mum
3. Text: I've never been to Texas
4. IMed: I don't believe in that.
5. Messaged over myspace: Baby Girl
Today
1. What are you doing now: Kissing Denise.
2. Wearing: Cold feet
3. Better than yesterday: Every day just gets better, and better, and better, and better...
Tomorrow
1. Is: Yesterday
2. Got any plans: Go to Washington DC, and killing the first politician I see.
3. Dislikes about tomorrow? I'll probably end up going to jail for it.
Favorite
1. Number: 14,000,641,286.
2. Song: Anything as long as it's not Vanilla Ice
3. Color: Summer
4. Season: Red
Currently
1. Missing someone: I miss Freddy Kruger like crazy, man! Where has he been for so long?!
2. Mood: Sleepy, hungry, sick to my stomach, and happy, because I keep getting kisses from Denise while I'm typing this.
3. Wanting: To go to Myrtle Beach, and smell the ocean air as I dive off a pier into the wet sand below.
True or False:
I am a cuddler: No, I'm an American!
I am a morning person: Yeah, sure, whatever
I am an only child: I'm 30. I've not been a child for quite some time.
I am currently in pajamas: I'm currently in what I slept in last night... If you want to consider that pajamas, then I'm game!
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: My suffering stopped on April 2nd.
I am addicted to myspace: No. It's evil.
I am online 24/7: For 24 minutes every 7 days... Yes.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: No, but I do enjoy ginger bread cookies.
I can be paranoid at times: The truth is out there.
I currently regret something that I have done: I regret nothing! You can't take me alive, Copper!
When I get mad, I curse frequently: No, I'm not a witch.
I enjoy country music: I enjoy throwing up every time I hear country music, because it drowns out the noise of that crappy music.
I enjoy jazz music: Kinda sorta
I love smoothies: Is that dirty? Kinda sounds kinky...
I enjoy talking on the phone: No, phones are evil.
I have a crush: I haven't drank that pop in years! I prefer Pepsi, myself.
I have a hard time paying attention at school: When I was in school, yes... College, to be more exact. It was lame. High school was okay, I guess, but I was always day-dreaming about getting out of school so me and the boys could jam.
I have a hidden talent: Yes, true... I can fart through my nose.
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy: No, I usually land on the safety net below.
I have all my grandparents: All of my mom's parents, but none of my dad's.
I have at least one brother and/or sister: I have one sister. She's very abusive toward me and my hamster, though, so we tend to not eat together anymore.
I have been told that I have a sense of humor: Never.
I have broken a bone: No, but I've broken a bananna before.
I have changed a diaper: Back when I was a baby I changed my own diaper frequently, because my mom didn't like the way my yellow poopie smelled.
I have changed a lot over the past year: God, yeah. For the better, definitely.
I have done something illegal: Once I snorted mustard.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Yes, and I've seen friends I've never had, too.
I have had major/minor surgery: Oh yes... I almost forgot! One time I had to have my elbow surgically removed to prevent my appendix from rupturing. They replaced my elbow (the one on my left arm, by the way) with a jar of peanut butter.
I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months: No. Scissors have not touched this mane since August 1, 2005.
