Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Who Is Dwight Yokam?!
Okay... Forgive me for my lack of music knowledge here. I mean, I'm a musical freak, I should know these things. But, apparently, there is a country music singer by the name of Dwight Yokam. I hate country music, but I hear things, you know? Well... There's this weird thing... This old man used to come into the grocery store all the time, and say, "You look just like Dwight Yokam! I'm going to bring you a cowboy hat one of these days." He'd do this shtick every time he'd see me. So... When I worked at Magic Mart, this guy I worked with looked at me one day, and said, "Man, don't take this the wrong way, but I think you look just like Dwight Yokam. I swear, if you had a white cowboy hat on, I wouldn't be able to tell y'all apart." So, I kinda nervously said, "Thanks, man." Okay... So, today, it happened AGAIN! I was on my way to my car, and Phillip the "Heiners Bread Man" said, "Hey, Buddy. My wife wants to know if you're any relation to Dwight Yokam? She said you look just like him." What is this crap, man?! Okay... So... Let's settle this thing, once and for all... What do YOU think?