1. Where were you 3 hours ago? At work... Where were YOU?!
2. Who are you in love with? "I'm in love with a German film star..." Nice little Foo Fighters song. Heh heh. Seriously, though, my Denise.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Not intentionally. I was forced to eat one once... Some kids said if I didn't eat the crayon that they'd burn my house down, and torture my hamsters. It was green.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? I seriously doubt it.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? What is this "mall" you speak of?
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes I am. Sue me, I'm cold!
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Heh. Yeah. What was I thinking?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? I don't know, Sunday?
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Heh. Yeah, right!
10. Are you hot? No, dude! I just said I was freezing! Are you even paying attention to me?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet Pepsi. It was good.
12. What are you wearing right now? A sexy little blue nighty.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let myself do it. It has enough scratches on it, without taking it through one of those automated thingies.
14. Last food that you ate? Breakfast... At lunch time... =)
15. Where were you last week at this time? Last week... Man, I can't even remember where I was last NIGHT at this time!
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No... I don't do things like that. It's against my religion.
17. When was the last time you ran? As in running for my life? I don't know!
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? Sports are so gay!
19. Who is your favorite superhero? Batman, though Spider-Man is coming in a close second place these days.
20. Your dream vacation? Just being able to afford a vacation would be a dream vacation for me!
21. Last person's house you were in? Umm... 10's, I guess.
22. Worst injury you've ever had? That time I got hit with a crowbar, and had to have my elbow surgically connected on to my collar bone to prevent further bleeding.
23. Have you been in love? Umm... Agian, you're just not paying attention to me, are you? Look at #2, man! Yes, I'm in love right now, this very minute, and loving every minute of it. "Nobody ever really loved me like she loves me. She loves me good." "Don't Let Me Down." ~The Beatles.
24. Do you miss anyone right now? No, I don't. I keept certain people in my life, and certain people out of my life for a reason, you know?
25. Last play you saw? Gawd, the last PLAY?! Ummm... Oh yeah, that one about the Hatfields and McCoys, "The Last Hanging In Pike County," back in 2000 (or was it 2001?)
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Stink bait, like you use when fishing. Oh, and deer urine never hurts.
27. What are your plans for tonight? Going to bed, and waking up to start the whole process all over again tomorrow.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? I don't really use that stuff anymore, but when I do it's with my girl.
29. Next trip you are going to take? I don't do drugs.
30. Ever go to camp? Not actually to one of those corny "get rid of your kids for a week" camps, but yeah, I've been camping. I loved it, too, I'll have you know.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Sometimes.
32. What do you want to know about the future? Will these tacos, which I'm about to eat, make me constipated?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? No, that stuff bothers my toenails.
35. Where is your best friend? Tie: Mom and Denise.
36. How is your best friend? They're well, thank you. How is yours?
37. Do you have a tan? Kinda. It's one of those farmer's tans.
38. What are you listening to right now? Some very annoying country music, which is blasting on my neighbor's car stereo... Ick!
39. Do you collect anything? Coins.
40. Who is the biggest shit talker you know? The what?!
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Oh yeah... That one time, on my way to the floodwall... (See blog for further details... I think it was last year...)
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Of course! Have you ever breathed oxygen?!
43. What does your last text message say? My what?
44. Do you like hot sauce? Oh yeah, man! Good stuff, there!
45. Last time you took a shower? 6 months ago.
46. Do you need to do laundry? No, I do that every 6 months, too, so I'm good on that for right now.
47. What is your heritage? Part French, part something else... English, maybe?
48. Are you someone's best friend? Yeah, huh huh huh... That's cool, Beavis... Huh, huh, huh...
49. Are you rich? Yes, I am. With blessings, at least.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Sleeping, you moron!
