Thursday, September 14, 2006

WDN Chatters 807

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first and last name.

ingrid newalskyburgingson


2. You are in a threesome - choose two famous people, alive or dead.

sorry, i don't want to play this game. i'm quite happy with the love that i have. she's my soulmate!!!


3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?

junebug and the coffee quarters.


4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What is it and where do you want it?

i'd kinda like to get a tattoo of a big toe on my big toe... like, the opposite, you know? get a right big toe tattooed on my left big toe. later, i'd get a left big toe tattooed on my right big toe.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?

torture would have to be any rap song.

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?

the little tokyo district of whisper, nevada.


7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?

after living in little tokyo, i'd definitely have to move to regular tokyo.


8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?

i don't know, i don't read a lot... the best book i read was "heavier than heaven," so probably that one... it was a book about kurt cobain. i can't even remember the author right now.

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made.

"tombstone."


10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal.

What bird would you be? a sea gull
What insect? a spider... might as well join them, if i can't beat them! (our trailer is infested with spiders, for those of you who don't get my little inside joke...)
What mammal? a wooly mammoth.


11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?

2006 is the best year, by far... it'd be the funnest one to re-live, but i'd kinda like to re-live 2005, so i could undo some MAJOR, MAJOR mistakes... (i put my trust in some VERY WRONG people, last year.)


12. Which would you least like to relive?

i don't know! 1978?!


13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards:

i'd go to roswell, 1947, and see what the heck that thing was that crashed... could i take a camcorder, too? i'd film it, and have proof, once and for all, that it WASN'T a friggin' weather balloon!


14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.

diving, of course!


15. You get to return to the past and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?

see number 2...


16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?

"press your luck."


17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?

the cystic fibrosis foundation.


18. You must ban two words, all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What words do you ban?

"the" and "uhh."


19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?

no. i prefer life over money, no matter how much money it is. money is evil.