WDN Chatters 817

foodology

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Nope, I really don’t eat dressing. Too much fat.

2. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t know, they’re all good, really! Taco Bell, maybe? Burger King? Who knows?!

3. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Chinese place at the mall.

4. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
One dollar. Nothing more, nothing less.

5. What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick off of?
I don’t know, man! I’m not that wild about food, myself!

6. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni & cheese.

7. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, of course! What else CAN one put on toast?!

8. What is your favorite type of gum?
Orbit, Sweet Mint. Good stuff. Never loses its flavor, man!

technology

1. number of contacts in your cell phone?
4,743

2. number of contacts in your email address book?
4,742 (Bob doesn’t have email)

3. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Faeries.

4. how many televisions are in your house?
2

biology

1. are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed, left footed.

2. do you like your smile?
I can’t remember.

3. what's your best feature?
My left nostril is quite fetching.

4. have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My toenails.

5. which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My sixth one.

6. when was the last time you had a cavity?
2002, I think it was…

7. what is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A frying pan.

8. have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No, have you?

bullshitology

1. if it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
It IS possible, you pooh!

2. is love for real?
I don’t know about yours, but mine is.

3. if you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Stephanie.

4. what color do you think looks best on you?
Turquoise and lime green.

5. have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. I swallowed Ozzy’s hairs on purpose.

6. have you ever saved someone's life?
Let’s not even talk about that.

7. has someone ever saved yours?
Yes. Denise.

dareology

You’re just making words up at this point, You!

1. would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way, man! But, for $100,001, you bet!

2. would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No, you idiot!

3. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Sure, for $200,000 I could just buy a robot finger.

4. would you never blog again for $50,000?
That’s just mean!

5. would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
$1,000?! Man, I’d do it for free!

6. would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
Shhh… Don’t tell anyone, but I have done that, actually.

7. would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Well, I don’t know… I DO enjoy reruns of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”

dumb logy

1. what is in your left pocket?
A box cutter, and an ink pen (I’m gonna slice someone’s tire later, and leave them a note).

2. is napoleon dynamite actually a good movie?
It’s the most over-rated movie of all time.

3. do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hard… Huh uh huh… Yeah… Wood…. Huh huh huh… That rules, Beavis!

4. do you sit or stand in the shower?
If you sit in the shower, wouldn’t that, technically, be called a bath, and not a shower?

5. could you live with roommates?
No, just soul mates.

6. how many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Twelve.

7. where were you born?
I’m not telling you that, you’ll hunt me down, and kill me!

8. last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2005. That year just sucked on SOOO many levels.

9. what do you want to be when you grow up?
A deer.

10. who is number 1 on your top 8?
My what?!

lastology

1. last friend you talked to?
Jeffery Dalmer.

2. last person you called?
Mum.

3. person you hugged?
Denise.favorite logy
Thought the last section was the lastest of the ologies!

1. number?
19

2. color?
Hot pink.

3. season?
Probably summer

current logy

1. missing someone?
No

2. mood?
Undepressed.

3. listening to?
Godsmack, kinda… I’m burning it.

4. watching?
The words on the computer screen.

5. worrying about?
Our $300 water bill.

randomology

1. first place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

2. what can you not wait to do?
Poop.

3. what's the last movie you saw?
“Charlotte’s Web,” the 2006 re-make.

4. do you smile often?
Used to. I’ve gotten more serious in my old-age.

5. are you a friendly person?
Again, used to. People are not friendly to me, so why bother?!

6. now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Go to work.

Mom Update

It seems like I'm doing a lot of whining these days... What's my problem?! I'm happy now! I've just turned the blog into a forum for whining, I guess... So, during all my whining, I forgot to mention how Mom's doing. A couple weeks ago, the doctors told her that her treatments are working, and that she's doing "exceptionally great," or some big, weird phrase like that. She doesn't have much cancer left in her liver at all, and even her bones are looking better. She says that she'll just have to take 2 or 3 more chemo treatments, and she'll be all done. Cool huh?

Job Search 2007

I wish I would've finished the job in 2005. Finished the job of finding a job, that is. I chickened out back then, and went back to the grocery store. I got a new job yesterday, and didn't take it! I would've been driving railroad workers around to different places, at all hours of the day. It would've been more money, but I would've been gone all the time. Money isn't everything. So, I didn't take the job. I stay away from home enough as it is! I sure don't want a job that's going to keep me away even longer! And besides, after my big deer fight, Monday, I don't think I want to be on the road any more than I have to now. The search goes on...

...A little like this

Oh My God, I Killed Bambi!!!

Exciting day. I was on my way to work today, and hit a deer! I guess that's something that everyone has to do, at least once in their life... Or, so I hear... I'm innocent, though. I didn't intentionally kill Bambi. You've gotta hear my side of the story "Before You Accuse Me." I was in the fast lane, right? There was a slow car in front of me, so I got over in the right lane to pass this slow poke. As I was passing the guy I saw a deer in the corner of my right eye... It just, literally, came out of nowhere... And, BOOM!!! I saw it flopping around on the shoulder of the road behind me. Then, I saw glass all around me... Then, I saw my busted windshield... Then, I saw that my side mirror was gone... So, I made the decision to just go on to work. What's the use in stopping, huh? I was running late as it was, and there was no point in stopping. The deer was dead, and there wasn't any danger in anyone else hitting it, and my car was dead. I just maintained my speed, and pretended like it never even happened... Until I got at the grocery store... Then, I was mad! The whole passenger's side of my awesome Mustang was, pretty much, ripped off by the roots! From the front bumper to the back bumper. And, as if to add insult to injury, the deer POOPED on my back fender! I was the center of attention at work. That was pretty neat. Kinda took my mind off being so mad. And, in a weird turn of events, the insurance company is actually going to pay for the damages! I figure there's AT LEAST $5,000 worth of damage, maybe more. So, I guess they'll be fixing the old Thanksgiving injuries to the car, too, because the deer's damage was, pretty much, right on top of the old damage. "Everything happens for a reason." Heh heh. So, eventually, I'll be driving a flawless car again. It'll probably take them, like, a month to fix the car, but at least they're going to fix it... Probably raise my insurance rates through the roof... But, they're fixing it... They're going to put a new windshield in Friday, but they're not even going to do an estimate until the 18th, so it's hard to say when they'll actually get around to fixing it... And, they're not going to get me a rental car, so that's kinda mean! I can't get my old Beretta back on the road, because the motor is dead. Mom is going to be my taxi cab for a while. That sucks! Anyway, here's the proof:

My boss said, "You'll always remember what song you were listening to when you hit that deer." And, I do. Nirvana's "Curmudgeon." =)

In other news, my jury duty stint is over! I didn't even have to serve any, and they're going to give me 80 bucks! How cool is that?

My "Heel Turn"

In professional wrestling (and I guess "real" sports would have it, too) "bad guys" are called "heels." I've been undergoing such a "heel turn" over the last couple years. Kinda. I used to always be "Mr. Nice Guy," and happy, and smiling around everyone. But, lately I've been thinking, "Why should I be nice to people who treat me like crap?!" So, as a result, I hardly talk to anyone at work anymore. If people are nice to me, then I'm nice back. But, for the most part, I'm just not speaking. Another huge factor in my heel turn is the fact that I'm, basically, working for NOTHING. Low pay, ya know? And, no matter what I do to impress my boss, and hope for a raise, he just won't give it to me. So, yeah, I don't speak to my boss... Which would kinda reflect on my old philosophy, I hate authority figures. Always have, always will. And also, because I hate rich people. Always have, always will. So, I tend to hate my boss. He's rich, and he sucks. I have three friends at work... Three people there that I trust. But, everyone else there SUCKS. I used to talk to people in other departments all the time, the vendors, and whatnot, but now I don't speak to anyone, other than those 3 people... Even though none of the people in other departments, or vendors, have actually "wronged me" in any way, it's just the fact that I hate being there... I hate my job, I hate my pay, I hate to be in the place. I'd much rather just stay home with my sweet angel all the time, because that's the only time I'm ever truly happy anymore. Life sucks, dig? I'm happy when I'm walking at my floodwall, but my legs hurt constantly now, so I can't walk... Because I'm always on my feet at work, and don't get enough rest, because of work, so my legs hurt, because of work, and I hate work!!! I wish I wouldn't have even went back there whenever I quit that time, but the other jobs I tried were even more depressing than the grocery store... So, yeah, people are always wondering what's wrong with me now. "Why are you so quiet?" "Why don't you joke around anymore like you used to do?" So, that's why!

Which brings me to my next topic... I hate rich people!!! There are rich people in my family, uncles and stuff... Do I hate them? Tricky question... I don't neccessarily HATE them... That's a special circumstance, I guess. I can't hate family, right? I don't hate them, I just don't like them, and I don't want them to be a part of my life.

WDN Chatters 816

This one is kinda different, and original.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Junebug

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle:}
Juneizzle(???)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Red Cat

4. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, and childhood street)
Dean Lincoln

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Fugjumcc. (M’Kay.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Black Pepsi.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Ugecade

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (grandmother/grandfather's first name)
Gertrude.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets).
Black Scruffy.

REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS WITH:
MY NINE NAMES!!

Telescope: Night 2

I was all excited, and stuff, when I found the moon in our telescope. You could imagine my surprise when I found... (drum roll, please...)... ...SATURN!!! Yes, friends, we got to look at Saturn earlier tonight! Saturn... That's the planet with the rings, as you may recall... Saturn... The HUGE planet in our solar system, that looks... something... like... this:

Yeah, it looked JUST LIKE this in our telescope! Well, all except it was at a different angle, but, yeah, it looked like this! I love our telescope!!! Saturn Rules!!! Horray for Saturn!!! Hip, hip, HORRAY!!!

WDN Chatters 815

: 1.) Name one person who made you smile today? Angel Baby.

2.) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping.

3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating.

4.) What is something that happened to you in 1994? Pain.

5.) What is the last thing you said aloud? “I love you, Baby Girl.”

6.) How many different things did you drink today? One. Chocolate Milk.

7.) What color is your hairbrush? Blue, I think.

8.) What was the last thing you bought? Gas.

9.) What was the last gift you received? Baby Girl’s heart… She tends to give it to me every day.

10.What color is your front door? That’s too personal, I’m not telling you that!

11.) Where do you keep your change? In the car.

12.) What was the weather like today? Warm and cloudy.

13.) What is the best ice cream flavor? Oreo.

14.) What are you excited about? My toes.

15.) When was the last rainbow you saw? Been a while, I guess. Two years?

17.) Do you have a sister? Last time I checked.

18.) Are you very random? Yes, I’m not.

19.) Do you want to cut your hair? Never. That’s why I didn’t take that job for $18 an hour.

20.) What would you do if you got pregnant? I’d absolutely freak out.

21.) Do you talk a lot? I rarely talk.

22.) Do you watch The O.C.? Do I WHAT?!

23.) Does your screen name have an "^" in it? Who says I have one of these… “Screen Names,” you say?

24.) Do you know anyone named Steven? I’d rather not say.

25.) Do you make up your own words? Maybe when I was, like, 2.

26.) Are you ticklish? Yes, but only on my middle toe on my left foot.

27.) Are you typically a jealous person? Crud if I know! Am I?!

28.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C". Bite me, you arsehole!

29) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ''S' SSSSSSSSCREW YOU!!!

30.) Who's the last call on your call list? “Call List?” What planet are you from, anyway?!

31.) What did the last text message you received said? “Text Message?” Good Lord!!!

32.) Do you chew on your straws? Never. What’d they ever do to me?!

33.) Do you have curly hair? Kinda.

34.) What is the next concert you're going to? Whatever good concert comes here, I guess.

35.) Who has been the biggest disappointment to you recently? I’m not telling YOU!!!

36.) How many times have you swore today? None probably.

37.) What is something you say a lot? “The.”

38.) What is the last thing you ate? Don’t mention food, man!

39.) Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"? What’s that?!

40.) Do you have work tomorrow? I have to work EVERY day!

41.) Is marriage in your future? All signs point to yes (Magic 8 Ball humor…).

43.) What should you be doing right now? Getting ready for work.

44.) Do you have a nickname? Yes, it’s “Fred.”

45.) Are you a heavy sleeper? Depending on how much I eat before going to bed.

46.) When was the last time you used a skateboard? When I was a baby.

47.) What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks? I’ve not seen a good movie in 2 weeks.

48.) Is there anyone you like right now? I have a huge crush on this chick, Denise. I think she likes me, too.

49.) When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest? A couple hours ago.

50.) Are you currently depressed? Haven’t done that for a while… Until a few days ago, it just hit like a storm, or something. I still don’t know why. But, it was the first time in, like, 8 months, or something. It was freaky, man…

Telescope: Night 1

We FINALLY got to put our Christmas telescope to use, last night! It was warm outside, and it wasn't very cloudly... Those two things have been stopping us for the last few months... I thought I'd start the festivities by aiming the telescope at the moon. You know, get everything focused, and alligned, and whatnot. What I saw was a bit of a surprise. I couldn't stop looking at the moon. It's been there forever, but it was like I was seeing it for the first time... Which I kinda was, I guess. I kept telling Denise to look at it, but I wouldn't let her have the telescope. Heh heh. We got to see it with a lot of clarity, and stuff. It was awesome, dude! I wanted to run out to all the neighbors' houses, and say, "Hey, come and look at the moon!!!" Yeah... As previously noted, I SUCH a nerd! 8) So, yeah, here's kinda how it looked to us, last night, only better:


We also caught a glance of the infamous "Wobble" UFO. It was coming up from the mountain, and we could kinda see it through the trees. I think the light from the moon was making the "Wobble" appear dim, or something, because it didn't look like it usually does. Anyway, we got to see the green, yellow, and red colors through the telescope... But, almost as soon as we got focused on it, some clouds (or fog?) covered the sky, and blocked our view.

Last Day Of Freedom

Gotta go back to work tomorrow. Gotta go back to being a good, little puppet. A good sheep. Taking orders left and right, and pretending to enjoy it. Trying very hard to keep the fact that I'm seriously underpaid out of my mind the whole time I'm taking these orders. Still looking for a new job, but not having a whole lot of luck...

I don't usually do this sort of thing, but I'm kinda pissed about it, so I think it's my civic duty to spread the word. Do not... I repeat, DO NOT BUY WINDOWS VISTA!!! It's a waste of money. You have to have a ridiculous amount of RAM just to run the stupid thing. It takes about 5 minutes for your computer to boot up whenever you're using Windows Vista. You get an endless amount of stupid prompts, such as, "You clicked Internet Explorer. Would you like to continue on to the internet now?" Your printer will not work with Windows Vista. I don't know what kind of printer you have, but count on it, your printer will not work with Windows Vista. The desktop icons are huge, and kinda scary looking. I could go on and on, but I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW. So, in closing, please, do yourself a favor: Don't buy Windows Vista. Just stick with Windows XP.

What did I accomplish on my 8 days off? Some stuff, I guess, but nothing was actually completed. We saw a movie... "Premonition." Good movie, but incomplete, because it was so confusing. I started painting the deck, but ran out of paint... Then, saw that paint was $16 a gallon, and got too depressed to finish painting, because I can't afford a $16 gallon of paint. I recorded some stuff, but since I have Windows Vista, I can't get my music on to the computer!!! We tried to look at stars with the Christmas telescope, last night, but it got cloudy as soon as we got outside, and we didn't even get to see anything! It was a fun vacation, though... Don't get me wrong. I filmed Chicken George walking around in front of our house. We made Tommy and Ozzy fight. And, I showed my baby girl what a "crawl dad" is. Filmed that too, actually. I was kinda hoping it'd pinch Ozzy's nose, but it was afraid of him, I guess...

In The Studio?!

This could turn out to be a fairly productive vacation, after all... I "fixed" the 4-track recorder today! It needed new batteries! Heh heh. While I was playing around with the recorder, I kinda, sorta, accidentally erased a couple tracks from the November 2005 sessions. Bummer. Antiseptic Anxiety's "Sugar On The Table" and The Beatles cover-song, "Norwegian Wood" are gone. I re-recorded "Norwegian Wood" today, but, sadly, "Sugar On The Table" is lost forever. The magic of that November recording session could never be captured again... Actually, I listened to the song a couple times before I accidentally erased it, and it wasn't all that good, to tell you the truth... November 2005?! Man, that's crazy! That's a huge gap in the recording process! My original plan, according to THE BLOG, was to record two new Cruel Music albums at the same time. One, of course, was to be from Antiseptic Anxiety, the goofy band with my aunt "10," and the other was something of a Cruel Connection-like album, with cover songs and stuff... So, I guess I'll revert back to that original gameplan... Later this week. =)

UFO

I mentioned UFOs, a couple days ago. This is what I saw in April 1995. My angel baby saw the same thing once in Ohio, so we kinda shared a sighting... Kinda. It was really low-flying, and really slow for both of us.

Tinkering

Been kinda tinkering around with the 'site throughout most of the day. You'll notice some new links on the sidebar of the blog page. Most notably, a link to the "Profiles" page. This is an old page in the Cruel Music site that I built back around 2003, but I "modernized" it today. It's fully updated now, complete with matching 2007 Cruel Music theme colors and pictures. So, if you've been wondering, "Who the crap are these 'Famous People,' Junebug?" then you'll definitely wanna take a gander at that page.

Speaking of "Famous People," Baby Girl was introduced to "Clown Woman," today... I've got to add Clown Woman to the profile page sometime, but not tonight, because it's late, and I'm sleepy... But, just as a brief intro, there's a woman around town that dresses up like some sort of clown, gypsy-woman. We saw her at Walmart, tonight. Here's a little sketch I did of her in 2003, so you'll have an idea of what I mean:

















...She had a slightly different, but equally goofy, new hairstyle tonight, with some sort of Christmas decorations hanging from her hair, but you get the picture, right?

One more thing... Speaking of pictures... I'll be putting those "artist-rendering"-style pictures of the famous people up on the profile page soon, too...

Timeout

I'm officially on vacation now! I didn't even know it until yesterday evening. My boss is actually letting me take my vacation! I get to be lazy until next Saturday. Good stuff! I was planning to record some tunes this week, but since the 4-track recorder is toast, I don't see that happening now. So, what am I going to do, exactly? Kinda looks like I'll be doing everything except for being lazy, actually. I need to paint the deck, plant the garden, get the car fixed (yes, from when that dumb woman at work hit my car on Thanksgiving...), and I need to get a new tire on the car... One of 'em keeps going flat on me. I'm hoping the $3,000 extended warranty will cover it... Why did I take an extended warranty in the first place, if it's not going to do me any good. Turns out I was kind dumb, back in 2004. I let the car salesman talk me in to getting a 75,000-mile extended warranty. Every time something goes wrong with the car I try to use my warranty privileges, and every time I try to use those privileges the shop always says, "Oh, I'm sorry, you're warranty does not cover that." Needless to say, I'm not going to get an extended warranty the next time I buy a car!

Taking Turns Holding The Baby!!!

These pictures are from the big March 2, 2007 Photo Shoot.


Here's the proud Mom and Pop... My sister, Debra, and my brother-in-law (Debra's husband, that is), J.R:
















Me and my sweet Denise:


















March 2 was Mom and Dad's 33rd anniversary, by the way... Forgot to mention that.

Me and my goofy aunt, "10:"

Anybody Know What This Thing Is?!

I've been seeing this in the skies above Chatty ever since 1993. It's always in the same spot, and it's there almost every single night. I saw it again, tonight, on my way home from work...













The red dots around it fade on and off in a weird, random sequence. The red, green, and blue lights inside flash. And the whole thing wobbles back and forth, from right to left. I used to think it was a UFO, but since it's always there it must be something else, huh? I dubbed it a "Wobble," or "Wobbling UFO," back in 1993... Some people think it's a satellite, but I don't know... I'd love to look at it with our telescope, but the mountain in front of our house is blocking it.

Famous Sightings

I saw Joyce Gail and her boyfriend on the way to work, today. Chicken George was in the grocery store, yesterday. And, Monday I saw Budweiser Man!!! Yesss!!! He's not missing anymore!!! I'm kinda thinking of making a page that details the whereabouts of all these famous people, so those of you who are not familiar with them can get to know them.

In other news, my boss sucks!!! I'm not getting my much-deserved vacation next week, after all. BUTT MONKEY!!!

What About Sue?

Speaking of "Famous People," I seem to have forgotten about one of the most famous people of them all... SUE THE PROSTITUTE!!! Yeah, I don't know what got in to me. I forgot about Sue the Prostitute! I've not seen her around for, like, 4 years, so it was easy to forget about her. I think she's been in jail, or something... But, now, SHE'S BAAAACK!!! I saw her a couple days ago, on my way to work, and I saw her again today at lunch time. For those of you not familiar with Sue the Prostitute, she is Jerry Lee (also a famous person, coincidentally enough)'s mom. She's about 70 years old. She did have gray hair, but since her return she's had dark brown hair. She walks the streets of Chatty, looking for love. I kid you not! It's extremely funny!

Beecher Lives!!!

Hey, oh yeah, I forgot! Me and my baby girl saw Beecher, the missing "famous person," Friday at Wal Mart. Forgot all about that, man! So, thanks for all the letters of concern for Beecher, and all, but he's okay. He's fine! I saw him again, today at lunch, as a matter of fact, on my way back to work.

Junebug... Live... In Concert!!!

Just had my second live performance for my baby girl. I played (and sung!!!) the same three songs that I did the first time, back around November, or something... "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," "Norweigan Wood," and "About A Girl." Very exciting stuff! DVD coming soon!

...This is the last of my three days off. Nice, little, mini vacation. Gotta go back to work in the morning... Sucks.

(Note: "Second live performance" means second time singing. Baby Girl hears me playing my guitar all the time. It's just a bit of a rarity that I sing... See, I kinda can't sing... I suck... Oh yeah, and that thing about the live DVD may not be entirely true...)

Meerkat Alert!

For my money, the best soap opera on TV is a show on Animal Planet, called "Meerkat Manor." Have you ever watched this show? It's about these 4 families of meerkats, the Whisker's, the Elizuli's, the Splinter's, and the Commando's. Every weeks they go on these neat little adventures. Sometimes the families fight with each other over their territory, or their women, or their kids. Very addictive! Check it out!

Firsts

So, as you know, I'm in love for the first time in my life, we bought our first house, I have my first studio, etc. Last night, another historic first: Our first thunderstorm in our new house!!! Yeah, the weather finally got better, yesterday. Nice 60-degree temperatures. It's supposed to be like that for the next 7 days, according to our 7-day forecast on the Weather Channel. Vacation time is coming up! I'm taking a vacation on March 11. Did I mention that already? Well, yeah, I'm going to take a vacation, and make lots of music, and fun, and stuff... Cut my ring finger at work tonight, too. Heh heh.

Famous (Dead) Person

I heard something strange at work, today. One of Cruel Music's "Famous People" has died. Miller, of "Chicken George and Miller" fame, died one day last week. Chicken George ran in the house, and woke up a sleeping, drunken Miller, and said, "The house is on fire, you've gotta get outta here!" Miller, reportedly, said, "Get out of here, and leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep." So, Chicken George left... Left his brother in the house to be burned alive! Weird, huh? I saw Chicken George in the grocery store, Saturday. I thought it was a bit strange to see him alone, because Miller always followed behind him...

In related news, I saw Joyce Gail at the Post Office, Saturday. Heh heh. That Old Drunk Man, and his boyfried were spotted walking down the road a couple weeks ago, too. And, I saw "Jerry Wee," and Joyce Gail's boyfriend about a week ago. Famous People are taking over!!!

Missing Famous People:
Budweiser Man
Beecher

I'm really missing that global warming thing, man! I got so used to not having snow in the winter! I hate winter now! It's been freezing BRRRR here for, like, the last month now. Last week's snow finally melted off yesterday, when the temperature finally got back up to 60 degrees, where it "belongs." It rained, and stuff... Then, today, we wake up, and there's more snow! It's only about an inch deep this time, but it's just the thought of snow that makes me angry...

Oh, and speaking of angry... I was EXTREMELY angry, yesterday. Remember that four-track recorder, that I bought back in October 2005? The CD recorder that was going to revolutionize Cruel Music? Well... I never really got around to using it, because I couldn't figure out how to get my music from the recorder on to the computer. So, now, I have a studio at our cool new house, and I have a reason to actually use that 4-track recorder, and... IT WON'T WORK!!!! I don't know what happened. I plugged it up, and nothing happened! So, there goes 200 bucks, or whatever it was, down the drain!

But, today is better. Surprised my baby with some roses and a teddy bear for Valentine's Day, this morning. I used to really hate Valentine's Day. One of the most depressing days of the year. But, now, my least favorite holiday is, suddenly, a very cool holiday!

Wow, he had his eyes open once! Heh heh.

It's kinda like when I was a kid... It'd snow in November, and it wouldn't melt off until April. Over the last few years, we've just been getting, like, an inch or two of snow, and it'd melt off the very next day. Well, that big, huge, 4-inch snow that we got, the other day, is still here! It's amazing! The stuff just won't melt! Heh heh. I still don't get it... A couple weeks ago, it was 70 degrees outside, and flowers were blooming, and trees were getting green, and everything. I crap you not...

Big snow storm, man! We got about 4 inches of snow, last night. It's the most snow we've had in about 5 or 6 years. That whole global warming thing kinda killed snow for this part of the country. So now I'm late for work. Supposed to work from 12-9 today, but I'm stranded right now. Maybe it'll melt in a little while, so I can go. It'd be cool if it doesn't melt, though, and I could just stay here with my Angel Baby all day.

Still kinda changing the blog. I stuck a media player on here, yesterday. So that's pretty neat. My Angel Baby introduced it to me, and I've been playing with it ever since.

Me and my baby with Debra's baby. I'm the one that looks a little drugged... 1-27-07

9

The 9th Cruel Music front page is finally done. Took a while, man! So, be sure to check that out. Also look for changes to the blog site, within the next few days, to sorta match the Cruel Music site. The theme this year is EVIL.

Don't talk to me, I'm on Jury Duty!

















Heh heh. This is going to be going on until the first week of April. I've never been on jury duty before, so I'm kinda excited, and kinda scared at the same time. Haven't actually watched a trial yet. I think that starts next week...

In the mean time, I've been working on a new front page for the Cruel Music site. I'm sworn to secrecy on that topic, too... I can say that the site is going to look very sick, demented, dark, and evil. I usually tend to change the blog site to match the Cruel Music site every year, too, so be on the lookout for changes within the next couple days...

Time to go to work. Bye.

WDN Chatters 814

> 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7AM
> 2. Diamonds or pearls? I don't really like Prince. He had a couple songs in the 80's that were okay, but not really...
> 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Oh, umm... "Deck The Halls."
> 4. What are your favourite TV shows? Mystery Science Theater 3000, X Files, King of the Hill, Quantum Leap, Smallville, Supernatural, The Ghost Whisperer, and anything dealing with planets, space, UFOs, ghosts, Bigfoot, and stuff like that...
> 5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? pancakes, eggs, sausage, juice, tea... pretty much the same thing as usual.
> 6. What is your middle name? Nunya! Heh. No, Dean.
> 7. What is your favourite cuisine? Oh, wow... Mexican? Chinese? Anything is good!
> 8. What foods do you dislike? I'll eat, pretty much, anything nowadays...
> 9. Favourite crisps? Umm... Rice?
> 10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Robert Mirabal's "Mirabal." Good stuff!
> 11. What kind of car do you drive? 2004 Mustang. It's white, and it's cool!
> 12. What is your favourite sandwich? egg
> 13. What characteristics do you despise? greed
> 14. What are your favourite clothes? whatever... jeans, t-shirt...
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation? The North Pole
> 16. Favourite brand of clothing? mine
> 17. Where would you want to retire? The South Pole
> 18. Favourite time of day? Any time I'm home with my soulmate.
> 19. Where were you born? here
> 20. What is your favourite sport to watch? sports suck... big time!
> 21. Who do you think you will not send this back? Peter Pan
> 22. Person you expect to send it back first? Snuffleuffagus
> 23. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
> 24. Beavers or ducks? beavers... heh.
> 25. Are you a morning person or a night owl? either way is good with me, man
> 26. Pedicure or manicure? whatever
> 27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I'm an uncle now.
> 28. What did you want to be when you were little? nothing. i realized from an early age that life's a rip-off
> 29. What is your best childhood memory? I was too happy
> 30. Piercing? No thanks.
> 31. Ever been to Africa ? not in this life
> 32. Ever been toilet papering? even though it sounds like something that i would've TOTALLY been into when i was a kid, i don't think i ever did it.
> 33. Been in a car accident? nothing major
34. Favourite Day of the week? any day that i'm not working
> 35. Favourite restaurant? El Azul Grande (great Mexican place here).
> 36. Favourite Flower? do i look like i know the answer to that kind of question?!
> 37. Favourite ice cream? Cookies N' Cream
> 38. Favourite fast food restaurant? Burger King, Hardees, Wendy's, Dairy Queen, they're all good, for me!
> 39. How many times did you fail your drivers test? once (me too, 'Mare! heh)
> 40. From whom did you get your last email? 'Mare.
> 41. In which store would you choose to max out your Credit card? i'd never do such a thing, so i refuse to answer that one.
42. Bedtime? 12, 1, 2, 3, whatever...
43. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? The Easter Bunny
> 44. Last person you went to dinner with? Parents.
> 45. What are you listening to right now? the keys on this keyboard as i type.
> 46. What is your favourite colour? red, usually
> 47. How many tattoos do you have? 3 million, 7 hundred, & 92.
> 48. How many are you sending this email to? one by email, everyone in the world on my blog.

Jonathan Thomas... One Day Old

He has a name now!

Uncle Junebug!

It's hard to believe! My sister became a mommy today!



















Congratulations, there, Debra and J.R!!! We're proud of y'all... Just wondering, though... When are you going to name the kid?!

Good Forward From My Old Friend, 'Mare

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse , I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin offmynose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital,
andshe returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

REMEMBER,,,,
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.
One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a Friend.

WDN Chatters 813

200 THINGS ABOUT ME ARE:

200: My name is: mud (and now that song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night, thank you!)

199: I was born in: wv

198. I am a(n): human being

197. My eye color is: blue

195. My shoe size is: 14

194. My ring size is: i can't remember

193. My Favorite Color is: usually red

192. My height is: 6'4 "

193. I'm allergic to: nothing at all

190. I live in: a place that i don't want to mention online, because they're out to get me.

189. The last book I read: the last book i started to read was about jim morrison. i never got around to finishing it. maybe one day... before that? probably some nirvana book. who knows?!

188. My bed time is: according to whenever i have to work the next day.

187. First Screen name: junebug, i guess.

186. Current Screen name: junebug... look, i don't have a screen name, okay?! so leave me alone!

179. My favorite Holiday is: christmas

178. The perfect kiss is: my sweet angel baby

177. The last three bands I listened to: nirvana, nine inch nails, kiss.

176. Last song that made me almost cry was: just about anything by john lennon has that effect on me.

172. My most treasured possession(s): my fingernail clippers

170. What did you do last night: held an angel in my arms until we both fell asleep.

167. My skin's reaction to the sun is: "ouch. sun. sting."

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143. Santa: yes

142. Love at First Sight: yes

141. Luck: yes

140. Fate: yes

139. God: yes

138. Aliens: yes

137. Heaven: yes

136. Hell: yes

135. Ghosts: yes

134. Horoscopes: no

133. Soul mates: yes

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129. Hugs or Kisses: either one is cool with me

128. Drunk or High: neither

127. Phone or online: online

126. Red heads or Brown hair: black hair

125. Blondes or Brunettes: the wizzard of oz

124. lamb and tuna or peanut butter and jelly: peanut butter and jelly is some good stuff

123. pool or darts: darts

122: sci-fi or horror: both

121: eat at home or eat out: both

120. Night or Day: both

119. Oranges or Apples: both

118. Curly or Straight hair: straight

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117. Scary: boo ghosts

115. Backstabbers: yeah, really

116: Parents: weird

110. School: painful

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103. Missed someone: today when i was at work i missed my angel baby.

102. Hugged someone: right now

101. Seen someone you haven't seen in a while? jarrod, a couple days ago, and chicken george

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90. Who's the ditziest person you know: my socks

89. Who makes you laugh the most: terry, i guess

87. One thing I'm mad about right now: faulty bananas

83. The last movie I saw in the theater was: deck the halls

82. The thing I don't understand is: greed

81. Two Things I love about the opposite sex: peas and carrots

78. This summer: sucked... we were in prison

77. Next year: better

76. Something I will really miss when I leave home: termites

75. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most is: watching how much our love grows throughout our years

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71. tomorrow: work, work, work

72. Today: didn't do any work at all. it was cool.

71. Next Summer: mom wants to go to myrtle beach

70. For Christmas: we got a telescope

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62. The person(s) who knows the most about me is: santa claus

61. The person that can read me the most is: gene hackman

60. The most difficult thing to do is: too dirty to write about here

59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: almost

58. I have the following siblings: 1 sister

57. My crush(s): i have a crush on denise

56. My relationship status: soon to be married.

54. Who do you feel most comfortable with: chuck norris

53. The one person who can't hide things from me is: scruffy

51. Right now I am talking to: denise

48. I have a job: unfortunately

47. I have a pet(s): 3 cats--- Ozzy, Tommy, Scruffy

46. I hope: i get new slippers soon

45. The worst sound in the world: bullets hitting flesh

44. THE ONE person that made me cry the most is: i don't know, i used to cry constantly for no reason.

43. Have You ever done drugs: no

42. Have You ever Smoked: tried it. it didn't do anything for me. i'd still like to develop some kind of trendy addiction, though. maybe i'll start picking my nose in public, i don't know...

41. Last party you went to: never been to one

42. Which parent are you most close with: mom

39. What's your favorite movie: tombstone, reservoir dogs, star wars, back to the future.

36. Last person you talked to: denise

35. Someone you've gotten closer with this year: ton loc

34. Gotten in a fight lately: no

33. My favorite piece of clothing is: my space suit.

32. My favorite sport is: none. sports are a waste of time

31. Last time i cried: no idea, man...

27: Last person you got mad at: ton loc's mom

26. My worst experience I've ever had was/is: 2005

22. The all-time best movie is: young guns

21. The all-time best thing in the world is: finding your soul mate.

20. So, about them Canadians: they're funny

19. The most annoying thing ever is/are: greed

18. The most annoying person you know is: mark

17. I lose (all) respect for people who: do drugs

16. I hate: deer ticks

15. I Love: denise

14. My Favorite Day is: any day that i don't have to work

13. My Favorite Month is: December

12. My Favorite band is: the beatles / nirvana

11. The worst pain I ever felt: 2005

10. My favorite phrase: frig dig

9. Who do you want to go out with: denise

8. My favorite actress/actor is: nicolas cage

7. Your weakness: chocolate, peanut butter, jelly, cake, donuts (notice a trend here?)

6. Inside joke between you and your best friend: punchline = "why do you think they call them finger nails?!"

5. cats: 3

4. Whats your phone number? wish i had one

3. Who broke your heart: who hasn't?

2. I filled out 200 questions because: my blog needed a new survey.

1. What do you hate most about yourself: my pee

Not everyone on my mom's side of the family sucks. She does have two cool brothers, Randy and Terry. Terry... Yes, the founder of Cruel Music's WDN. WDN has been, more or less, dead ever since Ryan left. Terry hasn't appeared in any official WDN recordings since 1994, but it's kinda inspiring to know that he's still out there "gettin' it done." He has recently been filming our uncle, Ford, in some (according to my parents) very funny bits. Who knows, maybe I'll get my hands on a copy of these tapes that Terry has been working on, and convert them over to Cruel Music standards, and attempt to breathe new life into the dying WDN...

Current Interests:
Smallville
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Final Fantasy 7: Dirge Of Cerberus

One Year Ago...

If I would've drove by this house, one year ago, and imagined that I'd be living here today,

I would've thought I was crazy.

If you would've told me, one year ago, that I'd be living in this house with my soulmate,

I would've told you you're crazy.

If I would've imagined, one year ago, that my soulmate would find me on myspace.com,

I would've thought I was crazy.

If you would've told me, one year ago, that I could ever be this happy,

I would've told you you're crazy.

Sightings

*Joyce Gail's boyfriend
(this member of the elite "Famous People" group was seen walking down the middle of the road by Junebug today)

Sightings

I'd like to introduce a new feature to the blog... I don't know why... I call this "Sightings." It's basically sightings of people I've seen. Heh heh.

Charles (former landlord).
Jarrod (former lead guitarist for Asbestos).

Both sightings were at my grocery store today.

My Big, Dumb Day

Ear infection...
Pop tarts...
Two hours late for work...
Feeding the stray dog...

I woke up Sunday unable to hear anything in my right ear... And, the saga continues! It started showing signs of improvements today, but it sucks again right now, at this very moment.

Considering that super secret job, which involves pop tarts, and pays $13 an hour, and has lots of neat little perks, but it's on the night shift.

Supposed to have worked from 10-7 today, but due to the job interview with the top secret company I worked from 12-9. And my boss didn't even care. He was just glad that I showed up at all.

I've been feeding this really sweet boxer bulldog at work for the past couple weeks. Someone set her off in the parking lot, and she's homeless, and starving, and very afraid of people.

Mom Update

I don't "get" my mom's doctors. They keep going back and forth with her, sending her on an emotional rollercoaster. "You've got cancer," "You don't have cancer," "You've got 5 years to live," "It's not life-threatening." They don't seem to know what they're talking about. The hospital she's going to is full of a bunch of students / future doctors. If it was me, I'd go somewhere different. I guess she's stuck there, though, because it's, like, the nearest hospital that my dad's insurance will accept. They're saying that she's going to have to take chemotherapy for the rest of her life. They'll probably end up changing their minds about that, too, before long. I don't know... But, yeah, she does have cancer. They all agree on that, now. It's in her liver, and in her spine.

Recent Pictures

We brought my old buddy, Tommy, home with us a couple weeks ago. He loves it here. See?

While we're on the subject of cats... Here's (the recently neutered) Ozzy with his tree:

And, here is the sweet, old lady of the bunch... My Scruffy... She's 15 years old now! Here she is on Christmas 2006, getting high on cat nip:

Here's an older picture of me and my baby. Why? Because I can!

Here's the future of Cruel Music... A sneak preview... This is the "before" version of the brand-new Cruel Music recording studio:

(The previous owner of our house used it as a work shop... I'm going to use it as a different type of shop... A "Music Shop..." Working title... Subject to change at any second... Look for big things coming from Cruel Music in 2007. I just did a measly little ONE release for Cruel Music in 2006! Cruel Music has been slowly deminishing over the last few years. This new studio is going to breathe new life into Cruel Music. I promise! Really! I have a studio, and I have the love of my life. I'm going to be really, really inspired to make music in 2007! That's a bit of a resolution of mine...)

I mentioned in an earlier post (when I thought I'd be moving back to Chatty, but didn't) that one of the neat things about being back in Chatty would be that I'd be able to see the "Famous People" again. I'm living in a different part of Chatty right now, and I didn't think I'd be seeing the "Famous People," but, come to find out, I've seen a couple of them! Oh happy day!!! On the very day that we moved here (in the new house) I saw the one, the only "Chicken George!" Turns out that he lives right up the road from us, so I'll be seeing a lot of him... In related news, I just saw "That Old Drunk Man" walking down the road in front of our house! Two, two "Famous People." Ahh ahh ahh!

This is great! We love our new house. We don't have to pay rent anymore, so we can afford little luxuries, like having cable TV! I think the electric bill is going to be a lot cheaper, too... Actually, ANYTHING is cheaper than $140 a month for electric! I crap you not, friends, our electric bill was usually right around $140 every month in the old place... One-Hundred, and Forty dollars!!! We don't have a phone at the moment, but I think we'll be able to afford to get one soon. Maybe. Hopefully. Gotta kinda be careful, because we've got insurance and taxes to pay on the house every year now.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!!! God bless. Peace be.

“LIFE WASTED”
~Pearl Jam

You're always saying that there's something wrong,...
I'm starting to believe it's your plan all along,...

Death came around, forced to hear its song,...
And know tomorrow can't be depended on.

I seen the home inside your head,...
All locked doors and unmade beds.
Open sores unattended
Let me say just once that

I have faced it,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again.

I escaped it,... A life wasted,..
I'm never going back again.

Having tasted,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again

The world awaits just up the stairs
Leave the pain for someone else.

Nothing back there for you to find,...
Or was it you, you left behind?

You're always saying you're too weak to be strong,...
You're harder on yourself than just about anyone,...

Why swim the channel just to get this far?
Halfway there, why would you turn around?

Darkness comes in waves,... tell me,
why invite it to stay?

You're warm with negativity,
Yes, comfort is an energy,...
But why let the sad song play?

I have faced it,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again.

Oh I escaped it,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again.

Having tasted,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again.

Oh I erased it,... A life wasted,...
I'm never going back again.

Back In The Saddle Again

Back in Chatty! It's the end of Day 3 in the new house. Everything is going really great, for the most part. I mean, the house is still in a bit of a mess, because we haven't had time to put all the stuff where it belongs... Bags laying around everywhere... A lot of things in the house don't seem to work. The kitchen sink faucet leaks badly. The washing machine doesn't work. The dryer doesn't work. We can't get our Christmas decorations up, because half of the lights don't work! But, other than that, it's typical moving stuff. Ozzy loves the place! He's getting into everything that he shouldn't be. He's in love with the Christmas tree (which we finally got up tonight, but it still doesn't have any decorations, but the lights don't work --- Gotta love "hand-me-downs," huh?).

Man, work sucks! I don't have any time to do anything anymore. I just work, sleep, and go back to work. It's really bothering me, because I don't get to spend much time with my sweet angel girl, my life, my soulmate, my Denise... And I don't get to see my mom much, and that sucks, too, because of her cancer thing, and she really needs me right now, and I don't have time to be with her! There should be jobs that only require you to work, like, 2 hours a day, and have the other 22 hours to yourself, man!

The Final Frontier... Not Space

Hey, hey! Historic moment, man! This, what you're reading right now this minute, will be my last post while being held captive by the monkey. I mentioned it the other day, but in case you missed it, or forgot, or you're just too lazy to scroll down and read my last post... WE'RE MOVING!!! We're going back to Chatty, in a nice little house we found there, like, in July, or sometime back in the summer. It's been a while, but we're finally getting in there. No more rent. No more landlords telling us what we can, and cannot, do. Ozzy can finally run free, and not have to live in constant fear of the evil monkey. Cruel Music will get back to business, too, because I'm building a studio in the work shop out back. It's a cool house. Be on the lookout for pictures soon... FREE AT LAST!!! FREE AT LAST!!! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE'RE FREE AT LAST!!!

Debra is baby-sitting for us. The landlord just did his final inspection. I paid rent for the last time, Friday. WE'RE MOVING!!! We got a house down in Chatty. More on that later... =) Going to 10's big birthday bash right now... Peace.

WDN Chatters 812

100 Things About Me

. : START : .
1. Name: Donnie D'Arko
2. Middle Name: Melbourne
3. State: Uphoria
4. Place of Birth: Uganda
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Bus: No thanks, I'll drive.
8. School: There.
9. Occupation: Undercover Railroad Detective
10. Initials: XYZ
11. Screen Name: Yesterdat

.. Your Appearance : .

12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: Mid Back.
14. Eye color: Blue.
15. Best Feature: Fingernails.
16. Height: 6'4"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: No
19. shoe size? 14
20. Diploma?: Yes, and you can't have it!

. : Your Firsts : .

22. First best friend: Who knows?! Cathy maybe?
23. First Award: Spelling Bee, 1st grade.
24. First Sport You Joined: No... I even hated sports back then.
25. First thing you did today? Heh. Ask Denise. It was cool.
26. First Real vacation: Camping for the weekend at Cabwaylingo.
27. First thing you said today: "I." Followed by "love you."
28. First Love: Denise.

. : Favorites : .
29. Movie: Tombstone, Reservoir Dogs, Back to the Future, Star Wars
30. TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000.
31. color: That other one.
32. Rapper: Rap kinda sucks, in case you haven't heard...
33. Place to get groceries: Anywhere, but the one where I work.
34. Food: Chinese
35. Season: Who cares?!
36. Candy: Any kind is fine with me.
37. Sport: Yeah, umm... Sports suck, too.
38. Restaurant: Taco Bell.
40. Store: Any music store.
41. School Subject: Can't remember that far back.
42. Animal: Kitty.
43. Book: Biographies... That one about Kurt Cobain was neat, "Heavier Than Heaven."
44. Magazine: Suck.

. : Currently : .
45. Doing before you started this survey: Taking out the garbage.
46. Feeling: Extremely sleepy.
47. Wearing: 3 shirts, farm pants, Beatles hat.
48. Crying about: Being so sleepy.
49. Eating: Nothing, I'm typing, Fool!
50. Drinking: Saliva.
51. Typing: Can't remember.
53. Listening To: "...Cars hiss by my window like the waves down on the beach..."
54. Thinking about: "I hope I don't eat too much tonight."
55. Wanting: Enough money to buy groceries this week.
56. Watching: The monitor.

. : Future : .
57. Where do you see yourself in 5 years: In Denise's arms.
58. Kids: 3 (girl, boy, girl)
59. Want to be Married: Of course. Forever & ever.
60. Career in Mind: Anything other than where I am now. Garbage Man, maybe? It has to pay better than this!

. : Which is Better with the Opposite Sex : .

63. Hair color: Black.
64. Hair length: Mid Back.
65. Eye color: Brown.
66. Measurements: 34c
67. Cute or sexy: Both.
68. Lips or Eyes: What?!
69. Hugs or Kisses: Yeah, both.
70. Short or Tall: Pretty short. Heh.
71. Easygoing or serious: Seriously easygoing.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneously romantic.
73. Good or Bad: Naughty.
74. Sensitive or spontaneous? Spontaneously sensitive.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Huh?!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Are you even speaking in English at this point?!

. : Have You Ever : .
78. Kissed a Stranger: No, have you?
79. Had major surgery: This one time I got my foot stuck in my zipper, and had to have my shoulder removed.
80. Gone commando: Who?!
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah.
82. Broken a bone: No, thank God.
83. Got an X-ray: No, thank Goddess.
84. Been on a cruise: I wish!
85. Broken Someone's Heart.. No. I've participated in that pain enough to know that I'll never dish it out to someone else.:
86. Dumped someone: Did you just read what I said, Dude?!
87. Cried When Someone Died: Who hasn't?!
88. Cried At School: Who hasn't?!

. : Do You Believe In : .
89. God: Yes, I do.
90. Miracles: Yes, I do.
91. Love at First Sight: Yes, I do.
92. Ghosts: Yes... I am one.
93. Aliens: Yes.
94. Soul Mates: Yes. Her name is Denise.
95. Heaven: Yes.
96. Hell: Kinda sorta, but not really.
97. Answered prayers: Yes.
98. Kissing on The First Date Yes.:
99. Horoscopes: Sometimes.
100. Is there someone you wish you had? Nope, I have her.

...So, there was my Mustang, sitting there in the parking lot, minding its own business, waiting for me to get off work Thursday, and BOOM!!! Some stupid, retarded idiot ran into it with their car. They put a nice dint in the back passenger's side fender, and left. The only clue to this crime is that they had a blue-green car. The best part of it is that I'M going to have to pay $500 deductible to get it fixed. So, I'm pissed for two reasons: One, the retard who hit my car, and two, the insurance company trying to make me pay $500 to get the thing fixed. What is the point in giving my insurance company $1,200 a year if they're not even going to fix my stupid car when some big dummy decides to have a little hit-and-run fun?!

Happenings

Haven't really had time to check in lately... In case you haven't heard, my mom has cancer, yet again. I don't know if this qualifies as being her fourth battle with cancer, or not. I kinda think it has been there since, like, March, when she had ovarian cancer, and the doctors just didn't spot it then... The reason behind my theory is because she has cancer in her breast again, in her liver, in her right lung, and in her bones... It's bad this time... She's in the hospital as we speak. She keeps saying she's going to get better again. But, like I said, it's bad... The only reason she survived cancer the first two times is because of early detection. No one caught it in time this time around. It's had time to spread through, pretty much, her whole body. She's going to have to have chemotherapy again. I think that's pretty pointless, myself. The only thing that's going to save her this time is your prayers.

I've been trying to keep my mind off my mom's sickness, because it's just too much for me to handle... So... In an effort to keep myself distracted, I saw my third concert this year, Friday night. I went with Brother J.R. to see GUNS N' FREAKIN' ROSES!!! Guns N' Roses is probably my favorite band of all time, as you all know. I don't care if it was just Axl Rose, and his side band, and not the original GN'R, this was still a dream come true. Amazing concert, man! I've been kinda idolizing Axl Rose for the better part of 20 years now, and I must say, I've never seen him happier, or more upbeat than he was Friday night. He kept smiling, and joking around, and stuff. It was inspiring. Sebastian Bach opened the show, at 8:00. That was a bit of a surprise, because I didn't even think GN'R was having an opening band. Sebastian rolled out a bunch of my old favorite Skid Row songs, as well as a few of his new songs. He even dissed Ted Nugent for a while. He said, on the VH1 show, "Super Group," Ted put him down for drinking. So, Friday, Sebastian struck back by saying something along the lines of, "Ted Nugent is a weirdo, who gets out and shoots little animals for fun, and he calls me a bad person because I drink." Heh. He seemed a little lost during his show, though. He kept forgetting what song was next, and stuff... In all, Sebastian, and his band played for about an hour and a half... Then, the big moment? Guns N' Roses? Nope, not yet... Papa Roach played for, like, 45 minutes. They're not a bad band... They're pretty decent, actually, but they seemed to annoy me, though, because I was getting tired of waiting for GN'R to hit the stage. FINALLY... Around 11:00, the lights went out, and Axl Rose screamed out, "Do you know where you are???" The place erupted. It made the hair stand on the back of my neck. "Welcome To The Jungle," of course... It was a fairly typical GN'R set list, followed by: "It's So Easy," "Mr. Brownstone," "Live and Let Die," "Knocking On Heaven's Door," "You Could Be Mine," "Sweet Child O' Mine," and "Street Of Dreams." There were a few surprises, like, the next song, a new one... I'd heard a demo of it before, but never heard it live. I think it's called "Better." Kinda weird, and freaky song, but it was okay... Then, "Out Ta Get Me," "I.R.S," and "November Rain." And, in the biggest surprise of the night, they played my favorite song from "The Spaghetti Incident" album... Axl said, "I haven't sung this song for about 13 years..." "Down On The Farm." It was great!!! Then, a cool acoustic section: "You're Crazy, " "Used To Love Her," and "Patience." And... Another neat thing. Axl brought Sebastian Bach out to sing "My Michelle" with him. Good stuff! Umm... "Nightrain," and "Rocket Queen." And, for the encore, they played "Chinese Democracy," and "Paradise City." Really really really good show! So glad I got to see that. I would've never imagined I'd get to see Guns N' Roses in concert. And, even though it wasn't the real Guns N' Roses, with Slash, Duff, and Izzy, it was still really cool. I loved it!







Oh, and the little red, rectangular thing beside my ticket scan is a piece of the red confetti that was dropping from the ceiling at the end of "Paradise City." Yes, I kept it. I'm weird...

WDN Chatters 811

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
Taken

2) Are you happy with where you are?
No thanks

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
What?! Doesn't everyone? I mean, you find the right person, and you know, right?

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I've had my heart ripped out by the roots, and stepped on, and grinded into the dirt a few times, but it was for the better, ya know? You have to weed out the evil people in order to find your soulmate.

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
On your homework? Definitely. Take every advantage you can get, man!

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Like, if they turned their work in with my name on it, then, no, I'd never talk to them again, because they'd get me suspended, or something.

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
With my soulmate, yes, but not anyone else, if that's what you mean.

8) Do you want children?
Three.

9) How many?
Yes.

10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure. Whatever floats your boat.

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
It wouldn't matter, because I'd tell her she's too late, because I have my soulmate, thank you.

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
I don't get off on it, if that's what you mean.

13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
I'm not dating, and I'm not a player, or any of that crap.

14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Of course.

15) Are you romantic?
When I can afford to be.

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
I wouldn't want to. I know some people who are really into that, but not me. "Take me for who I am, or don't take me anywhere," or something like that...

17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object where would it be?
Hawaii, but since I'll never see another ocean again, the courthouse will have to do.

18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Yes, I have feelings of hate for my landlord, and my boss, and anyone else who is abusing their power in this world.

19) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you couldn't?
Who are you? Hitler, or something?!

20) Have you ever broken a heart?
Probably, but I don't care, because I have my soulmate. Screw everyone else!

21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
If it came down to it, yeah.

22)What would you say about your last ex?
She's evil. She sculpted, and manipulated me for 11 years, and tried to make me someone I'm not, just so she could watch me squirm.

WDN Chatters 810

1. How Many People have Viewed your Profile??: 13

A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW:: 606
B- BIRTHDAY::11-25-75
C- CURRENT CRUSH:: my soulmate, my Denise
D- FAVORITE N0N ACH. DRINK:: Ach? Achy Breaky Heart?
E- EATING CURRENTLY:: I'm good, but I can't eat, talk on the phone, and type all at the same time.
F- FAVORITE FOOD:: It's a tie betweenn Chinese, Mexican, and American... I like all food. I don't discriminate.
G- GO TO FOR ADVICE:: Mom, I guess... I don't think I've ever asked for advice.
H- CURRENT HATRED:: The usual... Landlord, Boss, Monkeys...
I- I THINK ABOUT:: My baby girl constantly, and how happy she makes me.
J- CURRENT JOB:: Let's not discuss work on my day off, mmkay?
K- ANY KIDS:: 3 (soon)
L- I LOVE:: Angel Baby.
M- FAVORITE MOVIE:: Tombstone.
N- YOUR PHONE NUMBER:: 304-235-5050
O- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS:: El Blizzardo Loco
P- FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: Dirt
Q- A LITTLE QUIRK ABOUT YOURSELF:: I'm an undercover shop-lifter in drag.
R- LAST ROAD TRIP:: Medway, OH in May. Heh heh.
S- DO YOU SMOKE:: I used to burn pancakes pretty often, but I'm getting better at it.
T- FAVORITE TV SHOW:: X-Files
U- COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR:: White
V- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS:: Back in... NEVER!
W- LAST CALL RECEIVED ON CELL PHONE:: I have no cell phone.
X- X-RAYS TAKEN:: My computer. It was really sick.
Y- YOUR SCREENNAME:: Your
Z- ZODIAC SIGN:: Figure it out, punk!

_____Favorite_____
1. Gum:: Extra Wintergreen.
2. Restaurant:: Golden Corale
3. Drink:: Water / Pepsi
4. Season:: Whatever
5. Type of weather:: Whatever
8. Late-night activity:: Watching the tele while holding my baby.
9. Sport:: Thumb Wrestling.
10. Movie: I already told you about that.
11. Store:: Anything associated with music... Be it CDs or instruments... Music is fun.

_______When was the last time you_______
12. Cried:: December 4, 1962.
13. Played a sport:: December 3, 1962. That's why I cried all day the next day.
14. Laughed:: I'm laughing right this minute.
15. Kissed someone:: I'm kissing someone right this minute.
16. Felt depressed:: 27 hours ago.
17. Felt overworked:: That one day when those things were there.
18. Faked sick:: Socks.

___What was the last_______
19. Word(s) you said:: "One time '10' had a Nintendo on the layaway, and she was going to pick it up the next day. I called my mom from school, and acted like I was sick so I could play the Nintendo, but she knew what I was up to, and hid it from me, and wouldn't let me play it until, like, the next night, or something... She said, 'If you're sick, you won't feel like playing Nintendo, so I'd better put it up so you won't want to play it.'"
20. Thing you ate:: Candy Corns
21. Song you listened to:: The theme from "Monday Night Raw."
22. Last thing you drank: Waters
23. Place you went to:: Mom's
24. Movie you saw:: "Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter."
25. Movie you rented:: "Click."

_______Who was the last person you_______
26. Hugged::my soulmate
27. Cried over:: Mom... She got kinda pissed because I was getting tears all over her, though...
28. Instant messaged:: Probably Denise, back in April... I don't do that sort of thing very often, see?
29. Danced with:: Denise.
30. Shared a secret with:: Denise. I told her that there are aliens hiding in our closet.
31. Fought with: Ozzy. He wouldn't stop biting me. Demon child!
32. Went to a movie with: Mom.
33. Saw:: Bigfoot.
34. Were angry with: I was pretty mad at my boss yesterday. Felt like I was gonna explode, or something... Then, today I got angry about lady bugs, and I started to sneeze, and puke on them.

WDN Chatters 809

had sex with someone on your top 8/16/24?
Not when I had a top 8/16/24... But, someone who used to be on there ended up being my soulmate, so yeah, I guess...

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Probably. That sounds about like me.

ever told a lie?
What is this "lie" you speak of?

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Of course.

Been arrested?
Nah.

Kissed a picture?
Maybe when I was, like, 4, or something...

Slept in until 5 PM?
Yeah, when I worked third shift.

Fallen asleep at school?
I can't remember that far back.

Held a snake?
Yeah.

Ran a red light?
No.

Been suspended from school?
No


Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
No

Been fired from a job?
No

Sang karaoke?
Yeah, back in the "good old days" with the boys.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I guess.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No, but I've cried so hard that milk has squirted out of my ears.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Who hasn't?!

like oral sex?
Who doesn't?

give oral sex to someone u just met?
No.

Kissed in the rain?
Yeah.

Sang in the shower?
Yes, in my younger days.

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No, I would never participate in such foolishness!

Sat on a roof top?
Mm Hm, yeah.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Not pushed, but I've jumped into a pool on my own free will, with my clothes on. It was cold, too.

Broken a bone?
Nope.

Shaved your head?
No. Do you think I'm stupid, or something?!

Slept naked?
Just about every night. Does that turn you on?

Played a prank on someone?
Yeah, like, every day.

Had a gym membership?
Did what?!

Felt like killing someone?
I killed 47 mean back in 'nam.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Of course not, you silly rabbit!

Cried over someone you were in love with?
I've only been in love once, and I haven't cried about it, so, no...

Had sex more than 4 times in one day?
Probably. Who knows?!

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Not that I know of.

Subscribed to Maxim?
Yeah, I was dumb.

Shot a gun?
One time. It wasn't fun.

Tripped on mushrooms?
I've never seen a mushroom that tall.

Donated Blood?
Yes, quite a bit, actually.

Video taped yourself having sex?
Not yet, but we could eventually... Sell 'em on the internet, and be just like Tommy Lee.

Eaten cheesecake?
Yes. It was horrible.

Still Love Someone You Shouldn't
No

Have a tattoo?
NO.

!post this as the survey
No.

(Me back in January, another lifetime ago...)

Sunday Ramblings

Hey, it's neat how the gas prices are coming down, huh? This guy was chit-chatting with me at the pump today, "It's about time we get a break at the pumps, ain't it, Buddy?" Yeah... Whatever... Isn't it a coincidence that gas prices would be falling this close to election time? And they say they can't control the gas prices! Mark my words: Gas will be back at $3 a gallon by New Year's Eve. Maybe even $4... I hate the government! I hate all their little vairous conspiracies, and such...

Ever heard of this guy, Robert Mirabal? My baby girl turned me on to him a couple months ago. Good Native American rock music! I dig it, man!

Had to pay rent again today. Can't remember if I mentioned it, or not, but I've been kinda dealing with the Housing Authority, lately. They help low-income folks buy houses. They're slower than Christmas! They've been, supposedly, looking at this one house for us for the last 3 weeks, but they're not giving us any news. They keep saying, "We'll let ya know something next week," but next week never seems to come! Kinda tempted to go back to the bank, because we really really like this house, man (it's a different house in Chatty... Not the one we were trying for before, or the other one, or that one, but it's different...). We could get the place for $200 a month with the Housing Authority, which would include insurance, and stuff... Or we could go to the bank, and pay $400 a month, plus another $100, or so, for insurance... $200 vs. $500? Hmmm... Oh yeah, and the bank would want this nifty little $5,800 down-payment, too.... And, we kinda don't have that kind of money... Or $500 a month, for that matter... Which is why we're trying the Housing Authority in the first place... Golly, they're slow! They give us 4 months to find a place, and they've wasted almost 1 month on this one place! Do you know anyone who works for the Housing Authority? If so, ask them what the deal is! Why are they so slow, man?!

On the bright side, my depression hasn't been so bad about these money things as it was before, so that's neat... Gives me more time to think about how much I hate the landlord, and greed, and the government, and winter, etc...