Allergies: A New Fad

I've officially sold out! I've jumped on a bandwagon, for the first time in my life. Let me tell you, I couldn't be more thrilled to be a part of this little fad. It's the coolest thing I've ever been a part of in my 29 years here. It's a neat little thing called: Allergies (or would that be neat THINGS?). Every time I go for a walk, I start sneezing, my throat itches, and my eyes swell up! Heh heh. I tried to sell the product, you know? "Allergies: Try some today!" Maybe that'll do it... So, yeah... What's the deal with these crazy allergies?! I didn't have any allergies at all when I was a kid. It started when I was, like, 18. It get a little more unbearable every year. Actually, I don't remember having allergies last year... But, man, do they suck this year! I wouldn't wish this on my worse enemy. (Do I have any enemies? Hmmm... Have to get back to you on that one...)