I see now why "Chatters" was on hiatus for so long. It became really difficult to get any new material. I'm having that problem right now. I've been trying (I really have!) to do episode #704. I mean, when I brought "Chatters" back, last month, I was going to do a new episode every week, and it was going to be fresh, and new, and exciting. Things went south when I got that virus thing. That ended the notion of a new episode every week. Now that I'm better, I should be able to come up with something, right? Well... No. I keep my ICQ online all the time, hoping that some interesting person will pop up, and provide me with some good material, but that just doesn't seem to be happening (ahhh! Just as I typed that, I got an ICQ message... Hold on...). See! That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about! No one uses ICQ anymore! Just those lame, porn companies! This is from a chick named Tina, supposedly. She's from f2o2x7h7. Her street address is q3b2r2q9j8t1p9v9u. She wants me to allow her to add me to her contact list. Yeah... This sort of thing happens several times a day. They're not even real people, so it's pointless. If I write to them, I get some sort of reply back that says, "Check out my pictures at www.lookatmenude.com," or something... But, there IS something developing on ICQ, I think. I was attempting to find someone from another country, so I could annoy them (just like we used to do on "Chatters"). I found this chick from Rio, named Magdalena. I sent her some sort of dumb message, like, "Is it good there?" So now, I keep getting those authorization things from her. After 6 or 7 attempts, I still won't grant her access. I should just go ahead, and give her permission to add me to her list, I guess. It may end up being funny. But, the thing about ICQ is that hackers can get your IP address, and stuff, if you authorize them, so I always make sure I'm dealing with a geniuine dummy before I authorize anyone. Magdalena could be a hacker. She seems to have a thousand different accounts with ICQ, 18 of which I've added to my contact list. That has to be annoying! I've added her to my list, because she doesn't have the authorization thing set up on her side, but she can't add me to her list. She always sends me the same 2 messages. "Please authorize my re guest," and "I can not send message." I wrote back to her, last night, and said, "Do you like Elvis, or not?" I don't know... It has the potential of being an episode of "Chatters." I just don't seem to have any patience anymore. I went to thedoors.com, last night, to see if their chat room was working (that was always the place to be, when "Chatters" first started), but I see that they've taken out their chat room all together now! Grrrr!!! Are there any good chat rooms left on the internet?! Or are they just a thing of the past now? I could always go to the Williamson Daily News website, and post some crap on their message board, I guess. That seemed to have got people all riled up, a few years ago. But, that's the key! "A few years ago!" It's been done before! I have to be original. Keep it fresh, ya know?!
Hey, in the meantime, I'm cooking up some plans for WDN TV. Funny stuff to film... It's been a while since I've filmed anything. Last year's mud slide kinda killed the mood. But, it's time to bring that back! I've got some "WDN-Theater"-esque ideas floating around, involving "Leave It To Beaver." And the "famous people" around here are always funny. Joyce Gail, That Old Drunk Man, Chicken George, Miller, etc... I'm going to be filming some new stuff involving them real soon... As always, my lack of time seems to be the issue.
